#lancer goes to tit

[ingydar-phan]

PSA phannies (and ty to @phanyu and @ghoulish-art-tendencies for helping me make the right choice), if you think you want a size small Terrible Influence hoodie, get a size medium. The material itself is not stretchy, and the hoodie runs smaller than it seems like it would (shirts run a little big tho). Obviously if you know for sure you’re very small then you can get the size small, but I’m 5 foot and the medium fits me perfect, way smaller than i expected.

[ingydar-phan]

I do hate to inform yall but this has been scripted or semi scripted because the same thing and the same wording happened at TIT Philly including Dan saying the word yassify and the shoes and fly

OH MY GOD right. forgot to mention. when they were coming back onstage after the confessions segment. phil walked out with his shoes bc he didnt put them on in time. and then he finally stood up n realized his zipper was down. hes so phil hes SOO PHIL phil was philling. but also now listening bsck to this and hearing the little giggles and apologies and dans 'annoyance' and then thinking to the newlyweds game where dans so silly dramaticslly mad at phil for always taking so long to finish getting ready....... guys:( theyre so..

[ultimate-character-design]

The Ultimate Character Design Tournament

Please remember to vote for characters solely based on their design, rather than which character you are more familiar with or like more!

Designs and propaganda under the cut!

*Spoiler warning for: Quina Quen

Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello, and Michelangelo | Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2018

This is the only iteration where they are different species of turtle and it actually affects them as characters. The most obvious and really cool one is that Donnie is a soft shell turtle. He has made tech shells that he wears over his soft shell that have gadgets in them and they're also used as protection. It's a really cool way of showing his character.

Raph is a snapper turtle which are known for being aggressive which goes well with his most famous character attribute of having anger issues.

Leo is a red eared slider and is the only one with natural face markings which makes him stand out which goes with his personality.

Mikey is an ornate box turtle which goes with his interest in art and fancy cuisine. He's also got stickers that he has stuck to his shell which is another sign of his personality.

The fact that they're all different species is just really cool. It makes them stand out more from each other and fits their personalities. It also feeds more into the found family trope that is essential to tmnt.

Hermes | Hades

Very cool rendition of one of the Greek Gods. Also, I want his scarf.

Zhao Yunlan | Guardian

you look at a picture of him and it is glaringly obvious that he is a disaster bisexual detective who works on mysterious cases (in the book it's ghosts and in the show it's superpowered aliens). like his design is just so well suited for his character. from the first look you get of him you get an idea what he's all about and it's right

Sans | Undertale

Jack Box | Jack in the Box

He's so sexy

Paris | The Dummy’s Dummy

Lancer | Deltarune

Bruno Bucciarati | Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

character design so good it changed the course of my life (made me watch the show.) described by the magaka as. and I quote. "a feminine silhouette that exudes eroticism." do with that as you will. I am just a simple man n I like his tits and little lace bra situation

Quina Quen | Final Fantasy 9

"Why you care about small things?... World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat." - Quina Look how round! They're a humanoid frog species called the Qu. Frog chef! Who doesn't love a good frog chef? And they are canonly genderless! They are really imaginative and curious about different things to eat. They are also meant for more comedic relief, but they are tied in the heavy story elements as well.

*Spoiler Alert*

They're a blue mage (in final fantasy this means that they absorb enemy powers to learn enemy magic). They're growth as a playable character comes from the gourmand eating enemies (and feral frogs) They just eat or cook them to absorb magic abilities! They're whole arc involves them being a better mage and cook in order to make their master proud.

Midna | Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

[thequeenofknights]

"I swear, all the fat in what those Lancers eat goes straight to their tits. Maybe their backsides too. Not sure about the latter, I'll need to do some investigating."

"Stay away from my ass, Morgan."

[nasuversekinkmeme]

Weekly Roundups: Prompts

Mahoyo

Turns out there was more to that kiss Touko gave Alice than she originally let on

somebody lacing Aoko's tea with something to make her docile. You can get as weird with it as you like so long as there's no sex.

Tsukihime

Arcueid and Akiha feminizing Shiki, not in a fetish way but helping trans shiki choosing clothes for herself because that girl is cute but her drip is lacking

Akiha having a relaxing day for once in her life

Today’s Menu for the Tohno Family (can also include the rest of the tsukihime cast)

Smut, Some sort of timeline fuckery creates a situation where Shiki Tohno, Shiki Nanaya, SHIKI Tohno, Shiki Ryougi, SHIKI Ryougi, 「Shiki Ryougi」 and the Hana no Miyako Shiki Nanaya all fuck each other

Melty Blood

Something with the Back Alley Alliance (yes, all three of them, and yes, they must be poly)!

Fate/Stay Night

catboy emiya shirou, he deserves some nekomimi

Stay Night Shinji goes to therapy

Something cute with Sakura and Saber(or Alter) Doesn't even have to be smut, just the two of them interacting and being closer, you know?

NTR, Saber and Gilgamesh framed as cucking Kotomine Kirei.

Smut, Sakura Matou gets the absolute RAILING she deserves from Saber. Normal non-dark/altered versions preferred. Consent and good vibes required.

Fate/ Stay Night omegaverse but with Shinji insisting on how he's not an omega - he's a sigma goddammit

Kirei forces Gilgamesh to teach sunday school

Rin is brainwashed by Luvia into being her obedient maid

shirou and kotomine hanging out in a hollow ataraxia-esque scenario? no ship or anything, just shirou being conflicted over whether he actually likes talking to the guy or not and kotomine finding it amusing, without the impending threat of conflict in the hgw. maybe gilgamesh could even make an appearance and contemplate to himself on their strange relationship, having to acknowledge the mongrel for once.

Smut, may i please have an emiya household (shirou/arturia/sakura/rin/medusa) orgy or where they keep walking in on each other in various combinations? illya may be included upon filler's preference but requesting either happy smut or smutty fluff

Artoria’s fake mustache gets itchy, and Agravain is horrified to discover that she is is actually a man

wanna suck emiya's man tits until the milk comes out

Gore, a pre-tiger dojo-esque scenario of illya having a mealtime heart-to-heart conversation with shirou emiya's severed head as she eats meat-based dishes made from his flesh. up to the prompt filler if they want to add incest into it, but kiritsugu's shadow over the duo plays a central role in their conversation; from illya's anger over kiritsugu's seemin abandonment to pre-route endings shirou carrying his father's ideals

can i have an illya centric character study?

Fate/Zero

NTR, Saber and Kiritsugu hanging out explicitly framed as Iri getting Cucked

NTR, Saber and Iri hanging out explicitly framed as Kiritusugu getting Cucked

Something with Saber and Iri hanging out that doesn’t involve Kiritsugu getting cucked.

Saber and Iri go out, while driving iri runs over someone and they fucking die, clue to both of them hiding the body and taking over their identity to keep appearances

Fate/Hollow Ataraxia

Let's have Bazett in a gangbang with Lancer Cu, Caster Cu, and Berserker Cu. with tons of teasing and compliments involved.

Fate/Extra

Smut, Karna takes care of Jinako, who is on hour 13 of an masturbation session

Fate/Strange Fake

if i could politely ask for some fate/strange fake content - i do not mind who, i just love the series and want more f/sf content!

Fate/Grand Order

Anything involving Lan Ling having a 12 inch cock

somethin' nice & wholesome , Douman receiving some motherly affection from tiamat. learning the love of a parent is a good place for him to start

Smut, don't care if it's via a strap on or actual dragon dick , my boi archer should get his back blown out by lalter!

Smut, Mother Harlot, aka Beast Nero comes to Chaldea, the Abrahamic servants don't take the idea of literal Satan(Not to be confused with Actually Satan) in Chaldea, but none of them does anything because well, she is on their side now, except one particular servant, martha, taking advantage of her ruler class to get class advantage, Martha goes and gives Beast Nero the railing of a lifetime until she ask forgiveness for her sins. Except that, the one being subdued in the end might not be the one martha think it is

Osakabehime trying to feminize someone and completely failing. Anyone can be her “victim” as long as they’re confused about the whole thing.

Barghest joining the Chaldea kitchen staff and having a nice day

Smut, I think Morgan should fuck Mash in public (I'm thinking throne sex in front of the fairy knights but you can make it something else if you want) I think Morgan should get to show off her lover to the world and brag about how cute and perfect and fuckable she is and how Morgan is the only one who gets to actually touch her.

How about some Gudao & Penthesilia romance. Fluff or smut, just be careful not to call her “beautiful!” …for all our sakes…

Smut, Raikou decided to "protect" ritsuka by keeping him a virgin! So she decided to corrupt and fuck all the hot servants who wanted a piece of her little boy. Ritsuka gets so frustrated he tried to ask Raikou out on a date. She laughs, and beats his ass, fucking it brutally with a sex toy. She then rides him for about 10 seconds before he cums in her. She mocks him for the premature ejaculation. Basically Raikou mommydoms and cucks ritsuka. Hes an adult in this of course. College aged.

Smut, Chaldea does the sex Olympics, with such categories such as the 100 thrusts race, the cock sucking and gangbang endurance tests, the biggest tits and ass measurements, the sexiest ahegao, and finally at the end the master of Chaldea shall choose one of the winners to either breed them or be bred by them

May I please have a SOUL CRUSHINGLY AWKWARD family dinner with Morgan her fairy knights and her panhuman history children? You can include Astoria if you want but I need the fairy knights to have painfully awkward conversation with the Orkney sibs

Smut, Salieri fucking Marie Antionette’s ass

via shenanigans master ends up stuck in a one piece-esque world and must become King of the Pirates to return to Chaldea

Smut, My desire is simple, I want to see Kintoki grab onto Shuten’s horns like handles while face fucking her.

With new information given to us in the Arcade Collab, we now know there are certain people who have the potential to make contract with Beasts and become Enemies of the Human Order, Guda being one of them. So, i think it would be neat an AU where Guda almost died together with Team A and survived by making a contract with a Beast, and he fights both Chaldea and Goetia

Mary Anning being so pathetic and downbad the girls from Chaldea find her really charming

Do you know what bitching is? If you do can I get gudao being bitched? By any servant you want really

Smut, Mother Harlot came in the special Beast Class! Sadly there are already a lot of beasts in Chaldea that are Jealous of Nero's special treatment so they join together for the first time to teach the newbie to not anger her seniors. Extreme Dubcon and gangbang

With the Arcade news and hopefully before her reveal next week Rama gets drunk as fuck and vents about how much he misses his wife. Bonus if it's to one of the married couples or someone also missing their spouse (Ozy, Tomoe)

Smut, incest. Fgo: Mordred actually being accepted by an Artoria. And by accepted I mean Dommed so hard Moedred cant walk without a limp the next week

Smut, incest: After going to a couple of family counselling sessions by an unusually persistent Medea, Artoria and Mordred feel themselves becoming closer in their relationship as parent and child, and in... other areas.

okay hear me out, anning likes dragon girls which seems to overlap with her viewing 'extinct reptiles' as part of her job, can't fight to save her life, and has a skill which is just her being good at getting woman to find her weird side cute and want to see her happy. melusine is a piece of the oldest life form on the planet, which a geologist/paleontologist would find fascinating, would probably see anning's complete toothlessness as novel and refreshing as a phh thing after the death world of faerie britain, and her bio presents her ideal relationship as her 'spoiling' those weaker than her. yeah so anyway i would like to see anning get her back blown out but something cute and fluffy works too

the koyan twins hijack BB channel live ; BB tries to fight these 2 off and fails horribly . BB's pleas for mercy fall on deaf ears , and while shes yelling for ritsuka to come & save her , the duo proudly announces that the BB channel will become the NFF shopping channel ! the koyan twins take advantage of the fact that BB is too stunned to speak & fight back ; BB is quickly subdued & put into a machine that will turn her into a bimbo doppelganger to the koyan twins. upon her conscription into working for NFF services , BB Koyanskaya of the Bubbly Blue will receive a vast wardrobe of cute nautical themed outfits and she will remain the hostess of the channel. The koyan twins do it live on the BB channel for everyone to see

Smut, Astolfo corners d’eon and they fuck until d’eon can’t take anymore and faints

Prompt: Master's parent blames their kid for the death of the other parent and Mozart gets Incredibly Pissed™

Da Vinci tortures and feminizes a transphobe

Smut, BB getting gang banged by the marthas.

Ritsuka and Castoria do aaaaaaall of the drugs together

Smut, As a sign of their friendship Yu Mei Ren graciously allows Xu Fu to be fucked by Xiang Yu

Smut, Jacquess, Kiara and Medb make an idol group, after one of their tours they decided to de-stress by exploring each other's body! Also, reminder that Jacquess is canonically a Futanari

[mordred voice] mash kyrielight did you fuck my mom

Sitonai, completely unaware of the events of LB6, erroneously thinks that Castoria fucked her mom.

Prompt: Mozart going "Ever had your own dad blame you for the death of your own mom?" after he casually sits next to Salieri (who also has issues with his dad but a different breed)

It turns out being numb emotionally also took away Morgan's ability to feel Shame. Make of that what you will.

Ritsuka feeling a bit traumatized and developing trust issues over all of their servants betraying them for petty reasons during events and seemingly not even feeling bad about doing it.

Smut, We need more smut depicting Mashu's almost definitely canon praise kink. Can be with Master, Morgan or any other character up for genuine lovey dovey times with our fav kouhai

Any fandom

Characters beating the crap out of each other, but narrated in a style as if it’s smut. Like, describe to me the callouses of their hands, the warmth of blood, the shapes of their knuckles and jaws that tell a thousand words about their history, and the trickles of bodily fluids tracing down their hot steamy skin. Tell me about the grunts of pain and the rush of adrenaline as they stare into the other’s emotion-filled eyes, be they hate, admiration, or other feelings. Tell me of the pangs of pain in their bones that gives goosebumps in a whirlpool of joy and misery as they finally unload their grievances against each other. Tell me of the split lips and the tastes of their own blood as they ponder mid-swing if this is truly what they desire. Any character is fine, but I was originally thinking about Karna and Arjuna when I came up with this prompt. Illya and Kiara throwing hands at each other would be fun too.

A new hologram summer leads to the appearance of more and more absurd Neco versions of various characters

Prompt: Daddy issues group therapy session with the servants

Enjou, Touko, Sieg, and Illya (or honestly whatever human-adjacent(?) characters you care for) have a talk about bodies, identity, and what it means to be human.

It's an incredibly unoriginal and basic idea, but what about a "touch a crystal that divides you into various different coloured copies of yourself that represent different aspects of your personality" plot?

Smut, give me a character who has an unconventional relationship with sex. Someone with erectile dysfunction, or someone who can’t stand being touched, or someone who physically cannot have intercourse because they’re a doll or something. But, and that is key: they still fuck. Get creative. Show me alternative ways to get down to it. Or things to enjoy in sex besides the purely physical aspect.

however you interpret the sentence “guy who is in a polycule but he’s not dating anyone, he’s just here.”

Smut, I think someone should write a fic about the Mod of the NasuverseKinkMemes being sucked dry by their favorite servant. The mod would like to add that they did not send this prompt.

Smut, Can we please get some Servants breeding and being bred? So many of them deserve either one

how about a simple au prompt : Tiamat is summoned at the beginning of the lostbelt arc .

Smut, horny grail mud and corruption kink sex maybe? idk who it is, just have there be sex in the grail mud.

Crossover

incest, Azaka, Akiha, and Prisma!Illya getting into a brocon boasting competition. Bonus points if things escalate to all-out mage violence

Hatsune Miku is a servant and she's mysterious idol alters bestie and she gives all the long haired servants twintails

[ingydar-phan]

For fucking real C. Me and @jonsaremembers discussed it as well…. I can’t explain how or why but GOD Dan singing in the autotune is so fucking hot like the way it makes his voice sound and his dancing….i got so metaphorically hard specifically during the song (sorry that sounds gross lol)

hey so why aren’t we as a phociety talking more about how hot dan singing is

[00stupid]

F00LS I AM SO HAPPY. Okay well it starts off kind of awful, but just hang in there. Whew, right.

So our cargo bay exploded today. I was chillin with Sun Wu, I wasn't there, but one of our pilots was a filthy rat on the downlow. Hemingway was a pirate (yall know how I feel about pirates) and she ganked our take, blew out the hull, and left us to drift into the Pycerus Belt. It was really horrible, I'd worked with her for months and didn't see it coming....I feel ways? Dad and Pop would have caught that.

But that's later stuff, the crew was my main concern. One minute I'm hanging out and the next I hear a Big Boom and I'm flotsam. Now, idk if I mentioned this, but literally like my whole crew right now are all boots, it's a total planetsider outfit. *But* almost none of them walk around in maglox probably because they're so slow and awful. So of course Sun Wu goes ass-over-ankles and I roll her up on reflex. Poor thing, she looked so scared. I should teach her how to roll better.

Once she's buckled in I bounce, and I'm shooting down the mainway getting my mothership on the comms. Mom said our captain hardcore washed in zero g, and when I get there this old dude is gory, jaw to scalp, rolling around completely unsecured while the copilot tried to right the ship in full ragdoll. I was really freaked out but stayed frosty, Shin-Sei was on the bridge too and he managed to stabilize our spin while I rolled up Captain Brighteyes and buckled him into a chair. The minis say he's gonna be okay, and Rassa was on him like immediately too. I guess the rest of the crew must have patched the hole because the o2 sirens cut while I was patching him up. Which is good, because I was really hoping someone would while the two of us took the bridge.

So...yeah. We met to get a brief, and the explosion took out our auxiliary fuel storage. Idk if you guys are familiar with the Pycerus Belt, but it's on the ass-end of nowhere. Well, everywhere we go is, but we're talking 6 weeks from Hypnos, which is already a long haul stop. We were staring down the barrel of any spacer's worst nightmare: icing out without fuel. But. Hemingway must be even dumber than I am, because she forgot to disable her Yonngan-LANCER tracking unit before giving us the finger and jumping ship. Pirates.

Turns out there was a nest of rats wedged into the asteroid field, and the Captain said they'd totally have fuel. To make a long story short, we got to clean out a whole ring of pirates on a secret remote base! It was freaky, but felt right. Like piloting the mech felt right, boosting so hard and burning out felt right. My beamsword was the absolute tits and I know now more than ever that I'm made for my dreamgirl <3 Wait for me baby <3 I think about you every day <3

We got ALL of our Echowalk shit back, plus more, PLUS fuel. I'm so exhausted and kinda beat up, but in a good way. I wanna do it again. I'm resubmitted my application for a LV01 SSC license, I feel like I'm gonna ace the test after hauling bulk like an Everest around in actual combat.

Oh sidenote, Anu said Shin-Sei was crying? I was really worried til she said soap got in his eyes in the shower. Don't they have formulas for sensitive eyes? Drop me a recipe in my dms if you know a good one, we have over a month til we hit Hypnos Port.

More updates to come, I need to check in with Rassa about a few minor bumps and bruises. Stay f00lish!

[ingydar-phan]

My tit Philly Photodump!! Bracelets at the end are what i was traded 🫶🏻 It was such a lovely night and im happy to take questions!! Tho, im autistic so i prefer specific questions to broad ones. I love u guys!!!

[lrhunic]

I’m okay...

“I hate you…” The young Miqo’te girl hissed, looking at the ground in anger instead of the half-Elezen man standing in front of her.

She seemed so small next to him in his Immortal Flames uniform, with her long white hair near past her knees and her twelve-years-old frame. Tears threatened to fall from her green and red eyes, though she seemed to held them at bay for the moment.

“I can live with that. So long you are safe to hate me, I’m okay.” The man sighed, making sure his chainmail was well equipped. “You will understand when you are older.”

“I can fight though, big brother! I should go too! I shou-”

“You don’t know war, Leih.” The man cut her. “You think you are ready, but you are not. War changes people. If they are lucky enough to survive…. You are staying.”

The girl bit her lower lip then without a word ran out of the house as fast as her legs allowed. Her brother stared at her figure as she disappeared in the crowds of people in Ul’dah then sighed.

“You will understand one day, Leih…” He mumbled to himself mostly, taking his lance and departing their homes. “For now... I’m okay...”

The loud hum of the engine and the whistle of the siren signaled the imminent departure of the train. A young Miqo’te woman was already standing at a side of the machine and as soon as it left the station she ran alongside it.

“There she goes again. How long has she been at it? Five, six years?” A young male Miqo’te asked, chuckling as he watched the female run after the train. “Kid’s getting faster, that’s for sure.”

An Elezen chuckled sadly, moving to repair some damaged planks in the railway. “Well, when you have a reason to get faster, it’s bound to happen.”

“Hmm? What do you mean a reason? Azeyma’s tits, she’s racing a bloody train.”

“Her adoptive brother was an Immortal Flame. Seems they had a fallout when he was deployed to Carteneau and she tried to catch up to apologize. ‘Course, didn’t make it. Next time she saw him, he was in a casket.” The Elezen took a minute from his work to glance at the direction the girl was going. “The lass’ve been at it since then.”

The Miqo’te’s brows shot up in surprised as he brushed the back of his head. “... well… shite.”

A Roegadyn brought some new planks for the railway, shrugging. “Eh, kid had it rough, alright. Too kind of heart and not much brain. Heard at the Quicksand she got a new home in Mist. Good for the lass. She got more meat in those bones and a spring on her step for once.”

“Then why still come all the way here to keep racing the train?”

The Roegadyn turned to the Miqo’te with a serious expression. “A roof and a meal can’t heal all, boy. The one has a lot of scars none can see. Now come on. We’re wasting time.”

The Miqo’te sighed, moving to help his companions.

She didn’t cry when she saw the body, nor when he was buried in the cemetery. She simply looked at the peaceful face of her brother as the earth covered him. The Sisters and even Father Iliud had told her she could cry. That it was ‘natural’. Yet not even a single tear had escaped her.

She felt a hand on her head and a kind female voice spoke to her. “You know none here will judge if you cried.”

She knew the voice. It was one of the Sisters of Saint Adama Landama. “It is hard to lose a loved one.”

Leih pondered her words, her ears lowering. She wanted to cry. She knew the nun was right. Instead of crying, and almost without thinking, she asked a question she did not know she had. “Why do people go to war?”

The woman stared at her in surprise, not expecting such question from a young girl. She had to think for a while on it, and the heat of the midday did not help to make things easier for her. “Well… I can’t speak for many...But I think I know your brother’s reason…”

Leih turned to look at her, one of her ears slightly raised. “Why?”

“To protect his treasure.” She chuckled softly as she noticed the girl’s perplexed expression. “You, little one.”

Leih blinked at that, then looked down again. “.... do… you think he knows I didn’t meant it?”

“Hmm?”

“When he was leaving… I… told him I hated him… And I didn’t mean it. I was just angry…” She answered, her ears completely down.

The Sister sighed, hugging the child. “He knows… I am sure of it. It’s okay… You are okay…”

“I’m... okay...”

(I’m not okay...”

Leih heard the train in the distance as she walked through the tombs near the church. Some broken, some in one piece, but she knew exactly which one she was going to. It wasn’t long before she was standing right in front of the familiar nameless grave. Even without a name, she knew well it was the right one.

“... hi, big brother.” Leih whispered, sitting in front of the gravestone. “It’s been a while… A lot has happened.” She chuckled a bit. “Oh… I’m not using a glamour anymore. I don’t mind my scars anymore… Actually… I like them. I remember yours. You never hid them, so maybe I should hide mine.”

Sister Amari watched Leih from the distance, looking worriedly at the young Miqo’te woman. Even after over half a decade she could still see the small orphaned child standing alone in front of the newly filled grave of her adoptive brother. To see her there sitting and talking to her deceased loved one with a smile rather than the blank expression she had in previous occasions made the older woman almost feel pride.

“... mean, we never get along all the time, but…. Meh… I like her. It’s fun to talk to her.” Leih smiled. “I guess my family is very dysfunctional. You would like them. Especially Papa and Baba. And Mayu, and Sako and Dash and Mal, and Holo and Howl, and Ely and Ilan and Ruen and… everyone…” She swallowed harshly, a feeling she had never had before weightening on her heart. “I think you would even like Aaron… after you beat him to a pulp.” She snickered a bit, her hand reaching up to hold against her heart. “I wonder if you, Aunty Unta and Celes are having fun watching all our crazy. Must be hilarious.”

She chuckled a bit, her hand resting against the stone. The small smile soon disappeared and she seemed to be serious. “You were right… I wasn’t ready for war. I don’t think I am yet either… And I was… just stupid… and stubborn and… I’m… so sorry…” She closed her eyes for a minute, the strange feeling almost unbearable to her.

“I did raise you to be as stubborn as a wild chocobo..” A male voice chuckled behind her. “You have grown, my little gale.”

Leih chuckled, not questioning why suddenly she was speaking to a dead man. “I’m never going to be too old to be your little gale…”

“That gives me a lot of comfort… I know you never meant it. And I’m sorry for leaving you alone. To think you have to face all these trials on your own…”

“I won’t be alone. I can do it. I’m the sister of a dragoon, the daughter of a knight and a lancer, the heir of a monk and a summoner… And overall.. I was raised by you to as stubborn as a wild chocobo.”

Athrune chuckled. “That I did… Hey, still think you need saving?”

“No… I think… I think I’m okay. For real this time.” Leih confirmed.

“Good. You are after all the proof Unta, Celes and I did at least one thing good.”

“What is it?” Leih asked, tempted to turn around, but fearful whatever illusion she was in would end.

She could almost feel Athrune’s hand on her head, or maybe it was just wishful thinking. “We raised you. Now you can do the right things we should have done.”

“No pressure…” Leih half-joked.

“Who said living is easy? You need live because you have a reason to live.”

Finally Leih turned, smiling at the image of her brother, illusion or not. “You don’t need to worry, big brother. I have lots of reasons to live.”

Athrune smiled at her and gave her a nod.

“Leih?” A female voice called her, making her turn away from her brother to look at Sister Amari. “Are you okay?”

Leih blinked for a second, then turned back to where Athrune had just stood second before. There was nothing there, not even footprints. Either her imagination had played a cruel trick, or her brother had come from the Afterlife one last time for a last goodbye. Either way, a weight she had on her shoulders for six years suddenly dissipated. She turn to smiled at the grave, then at Amari.

“Yeah, I’m okay.”

[smoothshift]

If you question whether or not a miata is a reliable daily, let me tell you a little tale.. via /r/cars

If you question whether or not a miata is a reliable daily, let me tell you a little tale..

So here’s the story, about a year ago me and my dad were hunting for a vehicle to race in the annual shitbox ice race we had been participating in for the past few years. For about 12 months I had been keeping a very close eye on the car ads in my province searching for a shitbox we could dominate with on the frozen lake when I see a dusty red automatic miata for purchase for about $1500. It had a hard top, a big ol’ dent in the fender, and an absolutely banging stereo. It was perfect. In about a weeks time we were at the guys apartment picking up the little red turd for $1200 cad. When we drove it home that night we started to learn about the “charms” this vehicle had to offer. For starters the headlights absolutely bit, I had my head out the window guiding my dad through the construction that littered the streets back to our house. This was an easy task because there was absolutely no passenger window. No passenger window in the wintertime meant it was colder than a witches tit on the drive back. We also discovered that the previous owner had emptied an entire box of “Mr.Noodles” into the vehicle and it was getting ground to a fine snortable powder under my buttocks as I sat in the passenger seat. We somehow managed to make it home without causing any major accidents and we began the task of preparing the car for the jankiest racing event ever invented. For the next couple weeks I would spend my weekends trying to scrub all the hepatitis and layers of crust out of the miata. At some point we figured it needed googly eyes and a boso style straightpipe exhaust with supertrapp disks on the end. The exhaust was basically made up of 20 different sized pieces of piping that were laying around the shop but it seemed to do the job of making it the most obnoxiously loud car you will ever see. We slapped some studded tires on it and basically decided it was ready for 4+ hours of absolute ice racing abuse. The night before the test day at the frozen lake it snowed about a foot which eliminated any chance of us actually driving the car to the track so we ended up strapping it to a trailer and towing it there instead. When we arrived at the track we unloaded the turd and off-roaded it down to the lake track (which was still being “carved” at the time). We cranked up the Alice cooper on the stereo and we started to haul major ass. Now the car actually did something that surprised us both, it was very very very good on the ice. Not once in a million years would we ever consider a miata to be a world class vehicle on a ice track. However we couldn’t really say the same about snow banks because the whole front end of the vehicle pretty much siezed up when it got snow packed into it. After we did some spirited crashing and a handful of laps and we much called it a day and parked the miata back near our trailer. The following day we would return to see the fleet of cars brought by our competitors. The most notable ones being a rainbow ball of metal which you almost couldn’t believe was running (or was even a car at some point for that matter) and a caged dodge omni. Now that I think of it there was even a lancer participating at some point. The MX-5HIT would really have some stiff competition. The drivers gather around to discuss the rules. The rules were simple. 1. You must be able to reach the beer cooler in the back seat. 2. When someone bins it into the snow barrier outlining the track we would all come to a stop to pull him out (this ended up keeping the racing extremely close for multiple hours). 3. On the final laps it would be “prison rules” where anything goes and nobody would be rescued. 4. Pee breaks would be held periodically and we would stop to eat food somewhere in the middle of the race. Personally I think this ruleset is flawless and every form of Motorsport should adopt them. Anyways, all the road hazards line up to the start line and take off in a plume of impending mechanical disaster. Immediately the MX-5HIT squeezes its way to the front of the pack behind some caged neons. The sheer racket this straightpiped turd was making was an absolute spectacle. We roared down the straightaway at over 120kmh with no foresight to how we would eventually slow down, but it didn’t matter, this car was starting to show its true colours as an ice racing beast. At the halfway mark in the race a handful of cars had already been “eliminated”. Remember that rainbow ball of metal I referenced? I guess it turned out to be a corolla (or what was left of one). The driver hit the snow bank so hard that it send snow about 70 feet in the air. The impact caused the transmission to completely empty itself of any sort of fluids. I also believe the lancer retired early as well due to similar mechanical issues (as the car mysteriously vanished part way through the race). Honestly if I was a betting man I wouldn’t be counting on the miata making it either. At that point it had been at around 6000rpm steady for about 2 hours yet it still showed no signs of wanting to through the towel in. After a short break we resumed the antics of thrashing some junkyard rejects around the frozen lake for another mildly uneventful couple hours. A flag was waved and we returned to the start/finish line to prepare for the final prison rule laps. The race starts and once again the miata stutters its way back into the lead (I forgot to mention this entire time the car had a catastrophic misfiring issue either due to a bad AFM or coil pack so it was basically running on 3 until it reached over 4K rpm so we had to keep the revs high for the whole race). Halfway through the prison laps we almost got sandwhich between 75% of a Ford Explorer and an ice barrier but the small miata slipped through like a wet bar of soap. Coming on the last laps we had essentially secured podium somehow. The outcast miata had beaten the odds. Not only was it a compatible ice racing vehicle but it also held together at 6k rpm for the better part of a 4-5 hour endurance race with absolutely zero problems. We cross the finish line sideways blaring eurobeat as loud as it would go and then we pull into the pits where we get to assess what the racing ended up doing to the car. As we peel ourselves off the hot seats we notice that the 30 year old seat fabric is steaming. All the hepatitis I had convinced myself that was absorbed within the dirty seat fabric had now gone airborne. Other than that the car seemed absolutely flawless, the only difficulty we ended up having is cleaning up the snow in the engine bay because the bottom is completely sealed off which meant snow could just fill the engine bay completely. We also found out that the hot engine had basically turned the snow into an ice cocoon for the bottom half of the engine. Other than that the persistent MX-5HIT had saved itself from an impending future of being crushed at the local scrap yard.

After the race the MX-5HIT pretty much sat dormant in a shed rotting away for 8 months until I decided to try to “repair” the mangled soft top roof. Now I would like to say some words of advice, never never never never ever ever ever ever think you can repair a miata soft top. It’s absolute hell. From the disassembly to the re assembly it’s an absolute pain in the ass. I somehow managed to get a completely new top fitted and the old one removed in a total of about 2 days. With my new soft top fitted I try to latch the roof onto the car to make sure everything fits right when i hear a ripping sound. I glance over to the drivers side of the vehicle to see a 7.5 inch tear along the edge of my brand new soft top. Honestly if I wasn’t such a calm individual I have no doubt I would have probably thrown whatever I was holding right through the side of the car. After that the car just sat around for another month until I decided to fix the misfiring problem. A coil pack was ordered and I made it my goal to instal it in the least botch way possible. I fired the car up and it still ran like shit (I guess it’s called the MX-5HIT for a reason right?) so I do some very very brief online browsing and somehow my brain came to a conclusion that I need to “clean the MAF”. Now there are a few problems with that. The first being that my particular miata never came with a MAF, it came with a AFM. The second of the problems was that I didn’t bother taking the time to look up what a miata MAF actually looked like. So me being stupid I decide to unscrew the plug on the side of the AFM (oppose to just unplugging it) and I sprayed MAF cleaner inside. Little did I know that when you unscrew the side of the AFM instead of unplugging it and pull on the cable, it’s the equivalent to when a bee stings something and the stinger rips its guts out making it die. had killed my miata. The car wouldn’t start or anything. My brain slowly puts the puzzle pieces together and I realize that I am a fool. When my dad discovered that the eye sore of a car would be a semi permenant decoration in his shop until another AFM was ordered he said that he wanted to strangle me Homer Simpson style. We managed to saw the top of the AFM off and do some open heart surgery to all the connectors I had obliterated. The car now ran and I saved myself from getting an ass whooping of the century.

Somehow I had convinced myself that it would be a smart idea to bring the hurt car home and use it as a daily driver. Boy was I a big dummy. The first clue that something with the car was wrong was when I took it for a rip an it momentarily hesitated when I touched the throttle. I thought it was odd but thought nothing of it. A couple days later the car passes away yet again but this time in my school parking lot. Out of all the things that killed this relic it ended up being me. The open heart surgery on the AFM just didn’t hold. Andddd the miata spends yet more time sitting around. Eventually a new AFM was ordered and installed the right way (live and learn I guess right?). It was during installation I found a special pool of liquid forming within the engine bay, scratch that, two pools of liquid. The first being the master cylinder which decided that it only wanted to leak everywhere and take the paint off the car instead of Hold fluid. The second was the fluid reservoir for the windshield wipers which leaked worse than a bucket with no bottom. The car is an absolute cursed dangerous pile of shit but for some reason I couldn’t bear seeing it part with my family. I actually got curious one day and decided to do some looking into on the previous service history and accident reports on our little racecar (since the car came with absolutely zero papers saying it was ever serviced) and by golly it hadn’t been touched a Mazda employee since the day it was built in Hiroshima back in the late 80’s. It turns out it wasn’t missing service papers, it just didn’t have any. And this was the same vehicle that spent 4-5 hours in the red with all 90hp screaming at 6000rpm. I’ve convinced myself that this car deserves a second life that isn’t the junk yard. Sure it may be the rustiest slowest miata in the continent but it’s one tough bastard. And I’m not sure if I’m the only one but I had zero interest in owning a miata until I actually got the chance to drive one. Even the shittiest miata of them all still ended up being a good ass car.

[ingydar-phan]

YAY I HOPE U HAD THE BEST TIME EVERRR

- what did u wear?

-did u get photocards? What did u pull??

Hii!! I wore a shirt that said “I ❤️ hot dads” but i wrote “my” before the word hot so it said “I ❤️ ^my hot dads” lol. And just some khakis for pants

These are my photocards!!

3 Phil, 3 Dan, and 4 duo is the perfect ratio. The Cowboy Dan and all the duo ones are my favs <3

[ingydar-phan]

The IRL-Phil thing is so real. I couldn’t stop looking at him during the preshow. Also Dan started messing with his hair the first two seconds of the preshow AND called it romantic. So yea

[ingydar-phan]

Oh yea, here’s all the kandi i gifted/traded last night! If u got any of these, it was from meeeeee!! I’ll show what i recieved in a bit <3

[ingydar-phan]

They’re making us sign phlit cards (one each) in the line OUTSIDE lmfao this is so sad. I’ll post my question tho

(Question dedicated to @emojackolantern )

[ingydar-phan]

Oh yea, here’s me in the preshow crowd!! V blurry

Tysm to everyone i met, you guys were all so cool!!!!

[ingydar-phan]

OMFG OK I BOIGHT MY MERCH HUT THE MEET AND GREET IS RIGJT THERE I CAN HEAR THEM LIKE THEYRE RIGHT THERE BEGIND A SHEET