#lame.

[wormsdyke]

hallucinations caused by seizures are so annoying i’m just trying to make tortellini but unfortunately my skull is a cavern deep in the earth slowly collapsing during a massive earthquake that’s releasing floods of groundwater into my sinuses causing me to feel like i’m drowning from the inside out while i struggle to not fall to my knees. and then it’s over and i keep stirring my tortellini. and then repeat

[troublesomesnitch]

Nitpicky I know, but why tf are they throwing FOOD at the queens if they are starving

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

oh. and by the WAY. I hate how Malia was written in season four. I do, I do, I think it's lame.

[mymp3]

I think my biggest reload disappointment so far is Kyoto hot springs

[rebirthost]

Eyes of the Void. Skin cold to touch. Fangs that press against flesh, Aggression too much. Hands with veins and fear, Choking you my Dear. And I'll look like my name, It's Scratch. But they don't look the same. If I looked like my name, would it be too strange? A different face, a brand new frame. But beneath it all, my soul's the same. If I was myself, can I fucking get the blame? Luan has it all. Tummy the prize. The Zane Disguise. Jesse? Fuck, she's perfection in my eyes. Lust between her Thighs. Drown in her eyes. But the ideal me, Is fucking made for Sin. And I want to look the part, So that I always fucking win. Scratch, They're here. Waist-coated suit. Stubble Feral. Blood stained hands. A voice of a Killer, Look at me, Love me, love me, love me, Let me have this chance.

[undefbug]

sometimes i wonder where all the internalized homophobia came from since i have a supportive family and then i remember people have been calling me gay since the first grade…

[ocdhuacheng]

Anyway I’d say that was a waste of my time if I had actually been following the manga instead of getting it through dashboard osmosis but like seriously is that it. Ok.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

draw that fictional podcast man fat Right The Fuck Now i am no longer asking

[flintox]

Having your planet visited by gigantic aliens, so massive that even the tallest of your kind are shorter than the toes of their space boots...

...but they're the lame kind of aliens who have some hippie federation thing going on and don't actually conquer your planet and turn your entire population into their personal toys.

Watching a powerful giant raccoon, wearing a sleek uniform that leaves very little to the imagination, so massive that an army wouldn't stand a chance against him alone in a battle, holding a speech about how all species in the universe are equal and deserve respect regardless of their size or whatever and not how if we want to have a chance at staying alive we better grovel at his toes and worship him like the god he is.

Being carried in the literal palm of a mouse ensign of their crew with the intent of showing you around their ship with the idea you'll join their federation at some point and not as some glorified toy which he can knead underfoot for fun or order to please him in every depraved way imaginable.

Space, literally the most boring frontier, apparently 😒

[reverie-starlight]

bro the amount of biphobia I’ve been seeing on tiktok lately is wild ☹️

[909th]

everyones making a psychedelia album nobodys doing psychedelics.

[sparky-is-spiders]

This loser has a piece of lint stuck to its foot.

[welleducatedinfant]

y'all know what's embarrassing? realizing a man is having a positive impact on your mental health.

[echo-the-ghost]

*isolates myself* wow I can't believe I'm Alone

[billcarden]

so you're telling me i have to actually talk to people or god forbid download an app instead of just posting "who want me" on tumblr for my mutuals who don't know what i look like

[girlspecimen]

> comes out as non-binary

> still not bioluminescent

> mfw