#lalaland fanfiction

[lifeiskentastic]

plsplspls write more sebastian fluff <33 i love ur writing sm

sorry for taking so long(

gn!Reader leads a drunken Seb out of his bar

Gif by @dilfgifs

A/N: Thank you all for your replies, you are so sweet 😭😭 I would reply to every single one of them but I started this blog as a side blog just to post one fic and I never thought it would go this far… anyway, thank you sm!

Summary: A friend (but not for long) Reader helps Seb after he gets drunk in his own bar;

Word count: small but concise 360 words;

Thanks for y'all again!

"How did you manage to get drunk in your own bar?"

Seb's head jerked around on your shoulder, nearly knocking you both to the ground. Still, it was a bit impractical to carry a drunken, grown man on the neck.

"I'm not drunk at all..."

The light laughter that followed these words indicated the opposite.

"Tell me that tomorrow morning."

After all, now that your friend had decided to drink himself into oblivion in his own bar, you would have to take care of him until the sun came up, until the first sober thought entered his head.

You would have been walking quietly through the empty, deserted park with Sebastian hanging on your shoulders, if not for the suspiciously strange silence from someone who had just spilled an entire bottle of whiskey into himself.

"Are you okay?"

You stopped and cautiously looked over your shoulder, meeting Seb's floating, mindless eyes.

"You look beautiful."

You blushed instantly, but kept your eyes on Sebastian. It's not that he's never complimented you before, it's just that right now he seemed so sincerely uninhibited and honest that your heart had to flutter.

"You too."

Seb's satisfied smile tripled in size. He relaxed his head on your shoulder, watching you from under his half-open eyelids.

There was something special about walking through the starry park at night, with the pungent smell of alcohol around Sebastian and his loving gaze fixed only on you.

You wonder how much of this will remain in Seb's memory after he sobered up? Well, judging by his sly look, he clearly knew how to keep that beautiful moment in his head.

"You're not that drunk, are you?"

"Oh." Sebastian's hands, which you had been holding to prevent him from accidentally losing his balance while faking drunkenness, closed on your cheekbones. "How did you manage to expose me?"

"You're a terrible actor." Although, in fact, you were glad that Seb's words and actions were done in good faith and with full understanding. "I can't believe you made me drag you."

"Ha-ha, I'm sorry, I was just enjoying it too much."

You couldn't help but agree.

P.S. Oh, what a plot twist!

[goslings-girlx]

🦢🌊✨ for the ask game :)

AHHHH! Thanks for the asks, anon!!!

Okay okay, first one!

🦢 — What made me start my blog?! I started my blog because I like meeting new people, talking about Ryan Gosling with other people that will listen and—GOD I LOVE FANFICTION!!! I also saw on AO3 that some of my favorite authors were on here so I thought—it MUST be good! I love talking abt Ryan and his characters (in case you can’t tell) !

🌊 — dream vacation?! Oh it’s definitely under Ryan Gosling ANYWHERE WITH A BEACH! I would love to visit London or places with lots of boutiques! I’d love to go to Rome too! But my favorite is probably the first one; under Ryan Gosling !

✨ — A SONG I LIKE TO DAYDREAM TOO! Ah! That one…that one’s just—that one’s tough, Anon because, you see…I daydream to about every song I listen too. I mean if you put on “The Smiths” or “The Cranberries” I’m sure to daydream, but…I also daydream to the “Barbie” movie soundtrack though… I LOVE THE “LALALAND” soundtrack too! I think the moral of the story is pretty much anything that has a good beat and a nice rhythm, I can imagine a story about myself and ryan in some kind of way! I make a few playlists myself…

THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!!! I LOVE YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS!!! “HEY GIRL” ME ANYTIME!!!

[6vaguebook]

WIP tag list game :D

Thanks to @corktheauthor for tagging me!!

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Most of my WIPs are original but there are two or three fanfiction ones I'll specify the Fandoms of for clarity

My WIPs:

-Dig a little deeper

-Salient-Yara POV

-Salient-Marcel POV

-Nursery Rhymes

-War Triangle

-BATMAN AND HIS BIRDS!!!

-That Egyptian Mythology thing

-The rest of the Pizza (Percy Jackson)

Feel free to ask about any of these ^^

Right, people to tag (Also I will be counting the two Salient ones as one WIP) @lalaland-e, @ekale, @glorious-destruction, @annoying--moth, @erinsintra *realises I am not familiar with literally ANY other blogs* ummmm that'll have to do I guess

[alottamoney]

Most of these asks make me sad. They're so rigid in the way they think. Why is even the bi anon from what I assume is a more lgbtq friendly country rather homophobic? I don't know in what lalaland they live in but nobody around me is hiding their straightness for political points. Everyone is simply thought to be straight. The only places where people feel comfortable acknowledging their queerness is online and anonymously. I wonder what bi anon would say about that. That I'm clout chasing? What will I do with my anonymous, gay online clout? The pushback to queerness even when it's supposed to be "fun" speculation, when talking about people who would never date any of us whichever way they swing, is what is really disappointing.

Cheer up, anon. Those online spaces with nuanced discussions exist. You just found the crowd that says they want to discuss sexuality, but would rather write y/nxJungkook fanfiction.

[not-yourfuckingprincess]

I was listening to the soundtrack of La La Land you know, as one does and maaan, “A Lovely Night” is a Dramione waiting to happen

[sass-ishmoon]

You know what I need?

I need a Lalaland fic of an outsider's pov. Like a The Messengers fan, fanfirling about the band and watching Sebastian play. Or something related. I trully need that

[leahthedreamer]

Nabi is having the time of her life living out the fanfiction bad-boy nsfw dream okay. Girl just wanna have fun let her live in lalaland until reality hits back.

[scifrey]

PART 1 - The Tease | PART 2 - Lori Announces It | PART 3 -  How This Screenplay Came To Be | PART 4 - The Fic is Posted | PART 5 - Continuity Questions | PART 6 - the Importance of Fanfic | PART 7 - Nichols Competition Reader Notes | PART 8 - Festival Results | PART 9 - I Got LaLaLanded | PART 10  - Cheeky Update | PART 11 - The Screenplay is Optioned 

 Hello friends! It’s time for another TO A STRANGER update.  

Welcome to PART 12 - Gimmie

I last left the narrative with information that a film director had signed the rights for development on the screenplay, and that his company was working on pre-production in Toronto. That was in August of 2018.

It’s now April 2020, and with all film production halted due to the global pandemic and preventative lock-downs, what little the production company was able to do has ground to a stop.

After a conversation with several other filmmakers, and my agent, I came to the difficult but ultimately freeing decision to invoke the sunset clause on my contract with the director, and sever our ties. He’s a nice dude with some nice ideas, but clearly this thing wasn’t going to be happening under his company or we would have been much further along than “I’m talking to some people” after two years.

The screenplay, IP, and all the rights have been fully returned.

Which is good, because just after I decided to pull the plug on this relationship, my agent reached out with an offer to pitch some stories to a really big player in the media development game. This company is looking for some unpublished novels, short stories, and scripts to turn into audio books or audio dramas.

So, TO A STRANGER has been pitched to this company. Please keep your fingers crossed!

And there’s a big grant available to Canadian artists right now to help creators transfer their thwarted art into a digital format so the audience can still access it. It’s meant for folks whose plays were cancelled, or art shows were pushed back, or for people like me, whose films got shut down. The grant provides both money and mentorship, allowing artists to find ways to transform their in-person thing to a remotely-created-and-shareable-online thing.

 I also pitched TO A STRANGER to the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) as an audio drama podcast (professionally performed and produced, of course).

So that’s where it’s all sitting now--just waiting to hear from either of these opportunities. (That’s the joy of being a professional writer... so much of your time is spent waiting to hear back.)

As always, thank you so everyone following along, and for your support and love. I look forward to the next update.

In the meantime, you can still read the fanfiction version here. And if you’re interested in me and what else I’ve written, you can find my novels here.

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EDIT: I did not get chosen for the grant (apparently they had EIGHT THOUSAND applications), but I’m still waiting to hear from the CBC Podcasting team about whether they’re interested in taking it and funding it from their own budget, as well as from the major media company.

[johnnyutah]

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50 Ways To Know If You Are Obsessed With Kuroshitsuji!

1. You've drawn a pentagram on the back of your hand before.

2. You name all the spiders you see "Claude." [X] (Then I kill it.)

3. You suddenly become interested when you hear someone mention the Victorian Era in History class. [X] (Guilty~!)

4. You've thought about getting a black cat or dog and naming it Sebastian. [X]

5. When you hear "Jack the Ripper", You automatically think of Grell and Madame Red. [X]

6. You are convinced that Jack the Ripper was actually a crazy woman and a Shinigami. [X] (It's true, I tell you!)

7. When you see a black bird outside, you start talking to it to see if it is actually Sebastian in disguise. [X]

8. You have searched Google for "how to summon a demon" so you can summon your own Sebastian or Claude. (Too afraid of summoning something else...)

9. Whenever you see a red piece of clothing, you think of Grell. [X]

10. Whenever you see a gardening tool, you think it's actually a death scythe. [X] (Have tried this before, people at Home Depot looked at me weird while I was there)

11. You have asked a person with green eyes and glasses if they are a Shinigami. (I'm shy and keep to myself)

12. You suddenly want to paint your nails black. [X] (Have done this many

times)

13. Butlers are now incredibly sexy to you, along with teenage boys that wear eye patches or booty-shorts. [X]

14. You have the urge to name your future son Ciel or Alois.

15. You start to talk like a British person after watching a few episodes. [X]

16. You have tried to imitate at least one Kuroshitsuji character's voice. [X] (I can do a very good imitation of Madame Red's voice)

17. One of your goals in life is to live in a mansion in England. [X] (A girl can dream, right?)

18. You suddenly have a strange fascination with throwing silverware at people.

19. You have searched the Internet for custom-made contact lenses, so you can have your very own contract seal on your eye.

20. You think that demons, angels, and Shinigami run around in England. [X]

21. When told to do something, you unconsciously respond, "Yes, My Lord." Or "Yes, Your Highness."

22. You have tried to pull off your gloves with your teeth. [X] (Tried it. Got my braces stuck on the thread.)

23. You have had crazy dreams that involve the characters of Kuroshitsuji. [X] (So many Ronald x Me erotica dreams I've had)

24. When you make a wish, you always wish that you can meet the characters of Kuroshitsuji in real life. [X] (I would die if my wish came true)

25. You have an obsessive, stalker-like crush on one or more of the characters of Kuroshitsuji. [X] (Ronnie-kun. IS. MINE!!!!)

26. You think that being a funeral director is suddenly one of the coolest jobs in the world. [X]

27. You always bring up Kuroshitsuji, no matter what the conversation is about. [X]

28. When you meet a blonde boy with blue eyes, you think of Alois.

29. You suddenly think that butler uniforms are one of the sexiest things a man can wear. [X]

30. You have the ability to talk about Kuroshitsuji all day and nothing else. [X]

31. You want to become a maid or butler in England, so you can try to spot a demon there.

32. You have looked up the name "Phantomhive" to see if it was a real nobleman's name. [X]

33. You love to read/write Kuroshitsuji fan fiction. [X] (24/7.)

34. You have made pairings for just about every single character. [X]

35. You are hopelessly obsessed with Kuroshitsuji's theme songs. [X]

36. You take it upon yourself to memorize the character songs and their lyrics. [X]

37. You have Earl Grey tea stockpiled in your kitchen.

38. You like to continuously sing, "London Bridge is Falling Down" in a really creepy voice. [X]

39. Your favorite color is now dark blue.

40. You want to buy and wear an eye-patch like Ciel.

41. You have tried to make your hair match one of the characters' hair from Kuroshitsuji.

42. The song "I'm Alive" is your personal theme song. (Or any of the songs from Kuroshitsuji) [X]

43. Searched the Internet looking for Kuroshitsuji personality quizzes. [X]

44. When you see a small boy with black and blue hair with blue eyes, you ask them if they know someone named Ciel. If they say no, then you ask if they know a Sebastian.

45. Cats are now the cutest animal in the world to you. [X]

46. You stockpile pictures of characters from Kuroshitsuji and put them on your walls.

47. You wish you had glasses and green eyes so you can pretend to be a Shinigami. [X] (So many times I've been guilty of this action!)

48. It makes you go insane inside when your friends asks you what Kuroshitsuji is. [X]

49. Your catchphrase is now, "I'm simply one hell of a person." [X] (One hell of an author.)

50. Even the people who love Kuroshitsuji say that you are too obsessed. [X] (Guilty of that charge)

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When you were inside your mom's tummy,

your mom suffered the pain that you gave to her,

and you thanked her by kicking her all day long.

When you were 1 year old,

your mom celebrated the first birthday of you,

you thanked her by crying all day long.

When you were 2 years old,

your mom started teaching you how to talk,

you thanked her by saying ummmumumumumamamama.

When you were 3 years old,

your mom brought you to the park,

you thanked her by running around the pond, and chasing the ducks.

When you were 4 years old,

your mom bought you some toys,

you thanked her by breaking the toys on the next day.

When you were 5 years old,

your mom bought you a story book and read it to you,

you thanked her by ripping it piece to piece.

When you were 6 years old,

your mom sent you to the kindergarten, so that you can start making friends,

but you thanked her by fighting with your classmate.

When you were 7 years old,

your mom made you a very nice lunch for the first day of school,

you thanked her by throwing your foods around the class.

When you were 8 years old,

your mom handed you an ice cream,

you thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old,

she paid for piano lessons,

you thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day,

from soccer to football to one birthday party after another,

you thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old,

she took you and your friends to the movies,

you thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old,

she warned you not to watch certain TV shows,

you thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13 years old,

she suggested a haircut that was becoming,

you thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp,

you thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug,

you thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car,

you thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call,

you thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation,

you thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition,

drove you to campus carried your bags. You

thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm

so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your

wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply

she loved you. You thanked her by moving

halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and

needed you to take care of her.

You thanked her by reading about

the burden parents become to their

children.

And then, one day, she quietly died.

And everything you never did came

crashing down like thunder on

YOUR HEART..

If you love your MOM & you thank her deeply,

repost this bulletin saying "I Cried Because Of This"

I love you mom, even if I don't get to see you everyday..and spend time with you..

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"A weed is no more than a flower in disguise, which is seen through at once, if love give a man eyes." -James Russell Lowell.

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Our laughs are limitless.

Our memories are countless.

Our friendships are endless

True Friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget

Friendships are meant to stay together, without giving up on each other

A Best friend is a person who walks in, when the world walks out.

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I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that just wants to make a difference. The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good. The one that people like because she's crazy. The one that will do anything to make people feel better. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.

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8 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1: A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

Reason 2: A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3: A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4: One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5: The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there’s the teacher, she’s dead."

Reason 6: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want- God is watching the apples.

Reason 8: A reading teacher was teaching grammar. The words on the first line was history, historic, historical and historian. He asked the kids "Name one thing we have that is historic." A voice in the back said "The teacher is historic!"

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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[lifeiskentastic]

pls pls pls i need more sebastian fics hes my babygirl

as you wish ;)

Sebastian visits the bartender gn!Reader

Gif by @cinematicsource

A/N: I'm only happy to write more about this man (he's just everyone's bbygrl);

Summary: Every evening, Seb visits a bar where the Reader works as a bartender. The real reasons for his constant visits have never been known to the Reader, but it looks like they will finally be revealed today;

Song I recommend: Stray Heart by Green Day;

Words count: 640 word's;

Thanks for the request!

Sebastian sank heavily into a stool at the bar. You could see drops of sweat slowly trickling down his temples. Well, sometimes he looked even worse after a whole day of job with piano, so you wouldn't be surprised (especially after the time he came in with a vinyl player and scared the hell out of the customers with his jazz. I mean, who comes to a bar when they're already drunk?!)

You smiled kindly, wiping down the glass for your regular. You did this every night, something as routine and ordinary as brushing your teeth or turn off the light before going to bed.

"As usual?"

Seb's head hit the table with a thud, and he mumbled something unintelligible right into the table surface. You innocently laughed at your unfortunate friend, ready to listen to another story about the injustice of this world, music, obnoxious bosses, movies, music in movies and movies in music... The topics of your conversations were limited only by your linguistic abilities.

"You drank already, aren't you?"

Sebastian looked up at you sluggishly, putting his hand under his chin as if he were going to fall asleep right there in the bar (which, to be honest, had happened several times before).

"No, no... I'm just really, really… Really tired. I'll have the usual, if you please."

You quickly took out the golden whiskey you had prepared especially for Seb's visit and filled a clean glass with it.

When the drink appeared in front of Sebastian's face, he must have used all his last remaining energy to push the alcohol down his throat.

At such moments, you didn't understand him. He doesn't need to come here every night, especially when he's in such a bad state. And you're not going to hold a grudge against him for one missed visit!

"Why do you come to me every night? I mean, literally every single night."

Seb thought for a moment, but he was obviously overacting.

"It's just that this place inspires me."

You looked at the client in front of you in disbelief. And from your expressive gaze, it was easy to tell that you would never believe that someone could be inspired by old, shabby walls, one customer in a few hours (and it was usually Seb), a constant draft, and ancient, flooded furniture. There wasn't even a stage for musicians in this feeble bar!

However, Sebastian seemed to realize that he didn't sound convincing at all, so he continued:

"Just looking at this bar, I know for sure that my future club will be better in any way."

You both laughed. Now that was more like the truth.

Seb's eyes, exhausted but still somehow full of enthusiasm, were fixed on you. Which made perfect sense, because looking at anything else in this awful place was unbearable, and it was the only explanation for Sebastian almost falling over the bar trying to get as close to you as possible. At least that's what you thought.

"And as well... I come here to imagine a skilled bartender like you working behind the bar in my establishment."

You were a little confused by this sudden statement and decided to make sure you understood it correctly. It couldn't mean what you thought because it would be…

"Well, then I hope you find someone as good as me."

Seb smiled playfully.

"I don't think I need to look."

... Too good.

You were puzzled, surprised, and excited all at once, and you just couldn't decide which one was more important. However, you knew for sure that your guest's words had made your cheeks involuntarily flush.

"Well, you open it first... But, uh, I have to admit, I wouldn't mind if you invited me to work there."

"You bet I will."

You smiled at each other, believing with all your heart that you two would succeed.

[sithchik]

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[maoam]

I have seen some sns say it’s too much trouble to read the manga, so they don’t. Probably went straight into fanfiction lalaland. Sometimes you get people say “was this really in the manga?!?!” when you post something gay. New SS/NH read the manga even less, they thought a fanart was an actual panel lol

Do they think I drew these panels??

Of course they are for real. And what are panels like THESE? These ARE the real panels. And Kishi did write Naruto and Sasuke as gay. That's why those panels are For Real. Smh.

[spiderboywanab]

this spider’s got fanfiction for you

spSo I’ve been thinking and writing and I finally got around to making a writing blog ( @thisspiderwrites ) and I was thinking about posting my first fic.

so let me know if you want me to tag when I upload it. I haven’t uploaded anything important yet but I’m about to post the first part of a lalaland au with tom so yeah...

tag for attention under the cut

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[phanfeed-ao3]

Start a Fire

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2qaun8L

by tastelesskiwi

I don't know why I keep moving my body I don't know if it is wrong or if it's right I don't know if there's a beat, or something's taking over me I just know I feel so good tonight.

Words: 1227, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of 20 Songs of Phan

Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dan Howell, Phil Lester, Minor Characters

Relationships: Dan Howell/Phil Lester

Additional Tags: Dan Howell - Freeform, Phil Lester - Freeform, Daniel Howell - Freeform, Philip lester - Freeform, Amazingphil - Freeform, Phan - Freeform, Phanfiction, phanfic, Fanfiction, Fanfic, Bar, Drinking, Songfic, lalaland, johnlegend, startafire, club, Slash fanfiction

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2qaun8L