#laguna-lesbian

[ridiculously-over-obsessed]

OMG UR BACK THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!!! THANK U FOR FEEDING US ONCE AGAIN WITH TMWYH!!!!!!!!

HI I'M TRYING TO BE THANK YOU FOR BEING EXCITED THAT I HAVE RETURNED TO MY SILLY LITTLE MED AU IT MEANS A LOT

[batsplat]

let’s be shallow and objectifying, who’s the most handsome/attractive motogp rider, current grid and from the past, in your opinion??

so, an important caveat here is. I am a lesbian. obviously that means I'm the best-placed to give an accurate assessment on these matters and in many ways am the definitive authority... but there is perhaps a little bit of a tendency to just rate blokes highly if they meet the 'if you squinted could you trick yourself into thinking they were a woman' criterion. also not to get into the ins and outs of how sexuality works too much, but it does become more about persona for me when you've not got the same instant physical attraction? like how much are you into how they behave, into the vibes, into the complete package...

all of this obviously means that valentino automatically has a leg up as certified evil lesbian. everybody knows about the 125cc dyke years, but honestly if I squint I can still see it for much of his career (which btw is why personally the least attractive I think I've ever found him aren't any of the haircuts that everyone hates but his 2002 where he looked like 'just some guy'). shout out to his early yamaha years, definitely could pass as a lesbian. also even when he's got the sideburns I can dirtbag lesbo him in my head. without getting too much into valentino hairstyle rankings, I do also actually like his shaved head eras, it's very lean and mean. very butch realness, if you will. he's in the mancrush territory for me like he is actually quite hot

other retired riders... there's like a very specific time period where casey looks quite nice, in his early ducati years where he's wide eyed and surly and has a good camera smile but is also kinda grumpy a lot of the time. not necessarily attractive but sort of like a doe? skittish. like you kinda want to pat him on the shoulder and tell him to chill out? I think his face is quite nice to look at, but it kinda fades when he goes to honda and falls prey to 'just some guy' syndrome. he looks quite nice post retirement though, *gestures vaguely* rugged but in a nice way. I'm struggling to think of a single other retired rider I find attractive... chris vermeulen in the suzuki leathers looked kinda appealing actually. pre-valentino the sport really was 'just some guy' all the way unfortunately... maybe crivi deserves a shout out

from the current grid... uh. there's some guys I know are objectively attractive but also do nothing for me 99% of the time. marc does sometimes fall into this category unfortunately, like he's got a very compelling face but it's also too perfect? he does more for me these days!! a few more lines, bags under the eyes and all that... back in the day he did just look too much like a cross between a barbie doll and a literal toddler. I WILL SAY he's deeply attractive specifically at misano 2019 when he's got that massive grin while being booed (jerez 2005 important sister moment where valentino looks fantastic too). in general, every time he looks a bit psychotic I go 'yeah I get it' I think? like the motogp unlimited moment where joan is kinda terrified of him and marc looks like he's trying to figure out whether he can muster the energy to eat him, that really makes me go 'OH yeah now I understand'. luca I think is also clearly good looking, but again just a bit too much, he's very ooh look I'm a walking sculpture, good for him and all but also too much. I don't think pecco is attractive, but also his sister clearly does just look like the female version of him and she's INCREDIBLY hot, 12/10 girl call me, so I guess pecco probably is too? might do more for me if he got rid of the facial hair, but he does look quite... idk, soft, like I'd pat him on the head. aleix has a very firm jaw, he can definitely get it. also could be a lesbian without too little adjustment. not that this is the metric, but just saying! uh... fabio looks quite nice? when he had the bisexual leathers earlier this season he moved me, also he's got a nice voice. vinales occasionally has his moments, but it really depends on what he's doing with his hair and facial hair situation at any given time. um. that's it

[t0rieya]

Caraguna be upon ye (Laguna x Cara)

[pride-flags-from-rocks]

Lesbian Flag Colorpicked from Laguna Agate

[leoisstillalive]

not by big thief is a rosquez song thank you lesbians.

"not the hunger revealing" valentino's hunger. his hunger for marc. his hunger for that tenth title. all hunger- so much of it.

hunger is what shaped his career, it brought him to great heights, never before seen. that passion, the raw need to win and make such a spectacle about it, it was moreish.

and the hunger to leave something behind- to not be forgotten. that is why he made the academy, that's why he loved marc so much from the go. he loved that there was a rider where, even when it wasn't valentino winning first-hand, he could still take credit for it because marc grew up idolising him. and he liked that when marc was winning, valentino wasn't really in contention for the championship- so it was a substitute and didn't hurt so bad. a situation where vale could still dominate, even by proxy, while not losing anything.

and the hunger for marc, which came after the hunger to be remembered. something thick and familiar- metallic, magnetic like flesh and blood. beyond that picket fence of mentor and mentee because marc did not need mentorship, didn't want it. beyond a metre's distance of friendship- never too far to reach and touch one another. far beyond love. beyond obsession? perhaps. maybe so far, even, that they toppled over the other side. missed the landing pad and soared into the ocean below. a two year free fall. but it was fucking good, whatever it was.

and that hunger revealed far more about him than i believe he ever wanted it to.

particularly in the fallout of it. when the disaster struck, valentino showed such fucking. brutal, cutting ferocity as he had never shown before. it was far beyond humiliating marc on track, it was beyond jerez 2005, laguna seca 2008, catalunya 2009. it wasn't punching max biaggi in the face.

it was a show of utter, brash cruelty. wherein he wanted to destroy marc personally. he wanted to ruin him.

that hunger ate itself- a fucking zoochosis where vale chewed his own leg off. maybe not leg. maybe arm. marc was valentino's arm. to fight and to hold.

but the hunger revealed that, for all vale's show at NOTHING- at absolute ease and effortlessness- he cared. he cared so much that it destroyed everything snagged on his bristled spines.

shrike by hozier is also a rosquez song. shrikes skewer their prey on thorns and pick their bodies apart with sharp, precise beaks. do you think the prey fights to the last breath? or does it find some comfort in knowing where it stands in the food chain? did marc?

[dialga64bitz]

Happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈

For pride I'll give the sexualiltys/genders for everyone in DDD

Trollex - he/him aroace transman

Synth - he/she gay bigender

Bliss - she/her cis lesbian (in the closet)

Laguna - she/they (probably some neos) pan transwomen

Summit - he/him (doesn't really care) asexual cis

Sykes - she/they bisexual cis

Bridget - she/they cis straight ally

Gristle - he/him cis straight ally

Chef - she/her (honestly she's probably a lesbian in denial)

[aggies-little-duck]

about me ✧˖°.

(this is a side blog - if @laguna-lesbian follows you, that is me)

ducky | 7teen | autistic | any pronouns

🦆 sfw fandom agere

🪶 ducks are my special interest, hence the name

🌷 please, please, please be kind and respectful <3

fandoms: agatha all along, mrs fletcher, bad moms, pitch perfect, a simple favour, miss peregrine's home for peculiar children, the last of us, ever after high, descendants, victorious, sam and cat

(fandom agere under #duckies toy box - headcannons, fics, etc.)

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enjoy your stay ✧˖°.

[losergendered]

ID: a set of 26 images in 13 pairs. each has one image of the listed trolls character, with a white outline in front of their corresponding flags, and a second image which is a blank flag splice. END ID

Cooper from Trolls is an intersex, trismascfluid, sweetnsillygender, honkquotic, rollercadic, bowarmballoonic, ravefelic, axenica masculine, goofyfluid, funbodiment, balloongender, confettilexic, genderbouffon, weirdkidpartyic, dinorainbimigic, gofenian, clownfool, praesboy, panqueer violenatian who uses any pronouns, but prefers masculine, neutral, feminine, clown, fun, jester, sound, & emoji related pronouns/neopronouns! Cie only feels platonic and familial attraction! Sil has autism, ADHD and is a maladaptive daydreamer!

Prince D is a transambitidal, rosgenderfaun, abinary, nonbinaryboyflux, agender transmasc, pomboy, nioyqueer, hiphopic, urbancoric, coolbodiment, chillbodiment, lofihiphopic, vintirapmusica, heybbsongic, dontwanfallovica, zodiackillica, nasmoralesica, doomsdayica, meandyourmamica, canikickica, futurefunkic, chillbodiment, tminarluec, glowystaric, neonarcadix, darkneongender, nexelic dalaen who uses hi/hem, they/them, h☆/h☆m, neon/neons, wit/wits, vibe/vibes, hip/hop, xe/xem, and cy/cyb pronouns! H☆ has autism, chronic fatigue, and narcolepsy!

Prince D & Cooper are twin siblings!

Satin is a queerfeminine, rosenion, marisundyethe, doveoospilaholoec, confettilotusemojic, foxjamfloralac, bisexual femme lesbian troll! Shi uses feminine pronouns! Fae’s in a QPR with Ripley Wisp!

Chenille is a futchfluid, selefutch, cenisolar, genderfaeren, cloudsunraina, regapphinoic, rainottalunaquic, glassmilaric, m-spec neptunic, enbisapph, gaigirl fingirlboy troll who uses mae/mer and ala/alum pronouns! Mae have HPD & NPD, and are in a soft romo relationship with DJ Suki!

They are twins, and both have ADHD!

DJ Suki is a casualic, fem 2 masc, girlbutch, azurboygirlvs, anonbinary, rejectionarian, fluidflux, transmasquasifem, gnc woman/non-binary evenic, vivesse, invivapostribus, notteskatic, lazybodiment, marvlaen, futurefunkroic, nu-discoroic, daisygender, chillpillpoeic vesbian! Dj uses he/him, she/her, they/them, bee/boop, dai/daisy, & xyz/xyzs, 🎧/📻/🎤self, nameself, and no pronouns! Dai are in a soft romo relationship with Chenille!

Biggie is a high futch, helifemme, femspecere, autigender, translotus, sillynerd, lovecatian, vanillafettiageric, cutesieaesic, breadcakena, caliadorcakic, lumisoul, veldifemascyne, rosbian, auroraskycoric, pluskysafstar, kidcolovic, starrycottorica, dorlunaesic, goldlihydrian beartwink who uses they/them, zhe/zhim, nya/nyas :3/:3, co/coz, waf/waffle, pie/pies, maca/ron, bub/ble, pitter/patter, and eep/eeps pronouns! Bub is hyperverbal, hyperempathetic, and has GAD; Mr Dinkles is his emotional support worm!

Mr Dinkles is a xenoutherine, rainbowputtyic, shinyic, semi verbal worm who uses he/him, it/its, and all other pronouns except she/her!

Smidge is a sportyaesic, cute presenting, peach femme, transambilunar, rageroomic, irasteelkic, sharpsolikarmic, anler, genderklok, angerity, breakstuffsongic, ragefiric, chompgender, carnibunnic, BPDragender, tinydangimal, boomexplosik, angrybungender, sunnystormic, starfreak, rostrirl, turigirl pitbull who has BPD, erotomania, & IED! She is dating Harper, her FP!

Harper is a bigenderdox, findyne, condisstrange, extrogender, vanillafunfettic, owlstarindic, brightcanvasic, paintenfemasc, willofairylunen, neurocolour, y2khypopstalgic, bowmojimothric, cmykartic, rainbowgender, glostrabrightic, gendercaprio, anlovecorin, autiquoifem, clarconflux troll who uses sh!!/h!!r, !!t/!!ts, th!!y/th!!m, ao/aos, viv/vivid, doll/dolls, laugh/laughs, tri/trick, yip/yips, jest/jests, splish/splosh, mrrp/mrrps, paint/paints, 🎨/🖌️/🎭/🗣️/���/🔆/🌈/💮self pronouns, and she/he auxillary pronouns! !!t has ADHD and is dating Smidge!

Laguna is a acagender, gendermarine, crepumothic, altumerlumin, mermaidaesic, cowajellic, dolphinshrine, seavastia, oceanset, seadraconic, stelluffin, bioluminae, desean, biolumarineic, thalassogender, calmseashellic, sansolramare, astrobyssian, celesealampic, mariluminotte, eelgrassraindeeric, obsessedfreak, femspecere, deepgreenic, interefluid, autiquoirose binaryn’t gal. Sea uses she/her, sea/shell, bleu/bleus, oce/ocean, ae/aqua, co/cor, glub/glup, and other marine-related neopronouns! Co is legally blind and has autism, fluctuating empathy, and social anxiety!

Dante Crescendo is a lindrodox, angelenic, surgitlunica, lacerocodaintic, diviniumgender, luxrauvas, cessgelcorian, fantaroyalia, soldivingela, sofpoetric, empyrealexic, classicalmusica, angellen, seroanus, aeterlum, ferrinaderic, angelcessian, stardustlexic, relatiquin, porcelaineic, angelfluid, cherublexic troll! Hē uses is/eum, ely/elym, fri/frill, shy/hyr, cel/celest, fai/faith, ly/lyre, var/vaeir, hē/hine, & ou/ous, archaeopronouns, and any angel related neopronouns!

Demo is a soft femme malewifepresentic, eternelyn, gentlecoreflux, rerondire, rockfem, punkmasc, hardcoreguyic, radicalexic, fireguitarna, guyromusinwayven, punkcaerus, genderostex, aggrorockvolicboy, popunkmasc, puncomedic, genderdystoxe, pupsleepyic, bugbrownaturic, datesime aroace troll who uses he/him, rock/roll, elec/trick, metal/metals, and bass/bass pronouns! Rock has ADHD!

Ripley Wisp is a butch, velocier, freelekour, parkouaic, motorcyclic sapphic who uses she/her pronouns! She is dating Satin!

For 🌖☄️ anon!

[madmonkeydisorder]

Yeah!

The world is on fire!

Emotions boiling under koślawy sufit in Turbo peak fire consuming sofa under huge temperature so need to evacuate seating to find chill out the stokes road potholes draining secret tunnels inside your mind silk rotary counteraziem overgrown roots here to the tree..

Ceiling ok?

I worry your full capacity breakup me in half Alf’s covering lamp shade hades radeo eon Leo amadeo!

Leonsjo nefiu listen bisem głosem semiotycznych upartyfiksacja stationary stations status Ty silny beamicrondowody burn evidences yo burn motherfucker burn the roof is on fire!

Firanka działa nie dzida a laguna legumina Ty mina sina dziedzina rodzina nationalizen

Resin soil soul Oi!

Oi!

Roy batty typ dark star in dope show slow down

Get down make love

Love krove

White dove peace on movie travie Transeffamilia

Gięć piec dziesięć piętnaście Gietow a Ashynbeher green glass American night club whisky bar boss got glass ashtrayentity transformers mars Star Wars speedy bumper cars

Last dance remember number rumor semaforum dyktando dopamina dope hope pentones

Krasna jasna górska murowana mova trava Miele languicz flexi Xiono onyxy Styksu supły sanie Sanoka Nuka cola boją Troya nie boją się boksują

Wymiotniki deklinacja przymiotnika styki kilka klika klinika zdrowia psychicznego karta horo owa uparta pełna vital signes on the ambulances driving nearest A&E all night waiting list piss off!

Service police & prison officers probation and on top of that diploma resotialisation so correction institution this fight lasting whistle ratting chimney wind bells bumping in dumb booms about hostacia ststion to station automation my inkarnatiohm ohm soho koko koka oko yoko ono nome om ohm mmm!

Resinnerd dork red racing sunglasses raise my confidence in appearance I look so good these days say how are you today day by day may I have your name dame Americankapadocja stacja do stacji akcji am mama ama don’t like me since I told her off defending my best mate to save her name bully got mouthy hyperminimalis noisensesionz lii I bee maya haha ale jaja haja jak stąd do Ok do miasta jeden chuj lub autobus odchódzi pod Radom uff śladem Ziuty!

Ziuta gdzie jesteś!? Ześlij gromy ogromny thunder burdel pogrzebane bany za jazdy

Travska braki uzupełnia full moon punkt punki kicalifornikation ionic iOS Nicon kicamerki kinglish klishes per lashes Paris in first trip to Paris hot summer out of cage our prison son and daughter left building finding gold but I found London Town seeking zero line slime taktyki

Statystyki styki trybiki rybnicki oddział psychiatryczny niebezpieczne typy creepy Monty Python visualisual resultants observation starvation resistation transportation aus gang nam style ay!

Hay! High?

Are you high!?

Yay I’m gay!

Gay! Im gay too!

You know I will tell you a secret. I’m lesbian too..

Fuck off you fuck fuck off lesbian? I see that mini dickhead won’t be here in the morning

Yeah! That’s right!

Let’s stuff the pipe smoking morning cloudozole

Howl!

[lewis-winters]

Day 14: Legend

Part of my OC-tober 2022 (that will get fucking finished in 2024 so help me god)! I keep changing between Isabel Magbanua and Isabel Makiling but I swear! The official is Isabel Makiling. Magbanua was just Isabel’s last name in first drafts, so I got unconsciously attached. Uh. Anyway. Have some Lesbian heavy petting.

“In the province of Laguna, there is a mountain in the shape of a woman,” Isabel tells her, one night, her cheek against Margie’s bare chest, her thigh between Margie’s legs, all under the pretense of washing themselves of the day’s grime in a nearby stream. The water has long since carried the dirt and blood away, and now they’re just luxuriating in the cool shallows, warmed significantly by the heat of each other. “They say the mountain is guarded by a spirit—she used to be a goddess, before the Spaniards came. Dayang Makiling is what her people call her. The mountain is her domain, a reflection of her. From the right angle, you can see her body, laid upon her side.”

Her fingers, delicately tracing patterns along Margie’s skin, travel south. Goosebumps rise to meet it.

“The ground rises at her knees,” Isabel says, wandering hand disappearing under the surface of the water to caress the sensitive backs of Margie’s knee. Her body jumps in tandem to it, like a marionette come to life, at the call of her puppeteer. Or guitar strings, vibrating under the musician’s skillful touch. Singing, like Margie sings now, gasping as Isabel drags her hand up, up, up—

“Then, the slope forms her thighs,” Isabel says, fingers on Margie's inner thigh, so close. So dangerously close—

So suddenly gone. Margie whimpers, pathetically, at the loss of contact, but is not disappointed for long, as the leg that she had forgotten about, shifts, until Isa’s thigh is pressed flush to the heat of her. Margie grinds down against it, desperately, whimpers turning into whines, uninhibited. Unashamed. Even when Isa laughs at her desperation. Even when her hand still ventures up, up, up, over the soft rolls of fat around Margie’s waist, stopping to pinch and feel and sink into the meat of it. Isabel has stopped talking for the time being, so focused is she on the twists and turns of Margie’s face, dark brown eyes nearly black with want. Margie can hardly look at her when she is like this, but forces herself to, begging without words for more.

“Then, her breasts,” says the girl, as her fingers catch on the swell of Margie’s chest. “Ample. They form twin peaks, near the end. If you look closely, you might even see—”

She pinches a nipple between two fingers. Gives it a rough tug.

“Isa,” Margie whimpers, finally finding her voice and her strength. With a quick maneuver, she flips them over, pining Isabel against the bank with a frustrated groan. “Fuckin’ hell, Isa.”

With a flick of their hips, their cores slot together in hot, sparking bliss. Bodies cradling each other so close, not even water can come between them.

"Dayang Makiling," Margie says, with her atrocious accent. Still, Isabel shivers in anticipation, their twin breaths lost in the space between their lips, mouths hanging open in a brief pause. "Isabel."

Isabel grins up at her, long, thick hair a halo of black floating around her pretty head, the rest of her barely shrouded in a liquid tapestry of moon silver. Beautiful. Regal. Just like how Margie had begun to imagine it, soaring through the clouds and looking down upon a mountain, its Lady on her back, smiling at the sky.

--

Note: Though the folk lore of Maria/Dayan Makiling is location specific to the province of Laguna, Philippines, this story itself doesn’t really take place in Laguna, but instead in Bulacan, which is in the North. Isabel’s family is from Laguna, and moved to Manila before the siege, and that’s why she’s familiar with the story of Mt. Makiling.

[ridiculously-over-obsessed]

NOT THE RED DOCSWJDJDJ I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

(sincerely, someone who cannot remember the last time she left the house in a shoe other than docs)

SKDLJFLKDSJFSD HOW DID YOU KNOW I HIDE IT SO WELL????

Also the way they're not the only pair of docs I own either 😂 I've got the pillar box red ankle boots, and the patent black ones, and then a pair of black glittery shoes too 😌

[batsplat]

Halfway through his rookie GP season Valentino hadn't climbed a podium. He had come close - at Jerez and Mugello - but his next four races didn't go so well: crashes at Paul Ricard and Assen, a mechanical at Donington and a fifth at the Nuerburgring. However, Aprilia's Carlo Pernat had put his job on the line when he signed Vale, so he needed him to succeed. In August, Scuderia Carrizosa received boxes of factory-spec engine and chassis parts. The difference was immediate. At Austria's A1-Ring he finished third, 2.3 seconds behind the winner. He was still buzzing from his first trip to the podium (but no champagne for 16-year-olds) when his mother drove their campervan into the Brno paddock a few days later. On the Saturday he scored his first pole position, but he still wasn't fully confident. "I didn't expect to win the race but I was beginning to arrive in a good place, so I knew something was possible." The early laps were typical 125cc harem-scarem stuff, Stefano Perugini and the rest rubbing elbows and paint. On lap five Vale scrapped his way in to the lead but not for long. Jorge Martinez - the man Vale had brought down at Shah Alam - was on the charge. The veteran swept past and tried to make the break. Only Valentino went with him, starting a vicious duel with three laps to go. "The race turned into a big braking battle - who could brake the deepest, because Martinez was always the rider who could brake latest," Vale remembers. "After my win he gave me his hand and said, 'Fuck, you were strong!'." By then Martinez had a grudging respect for Vale, half his age. "At that time Valentino was a very, very aggressive rider, says the Spaniard. "He was very fast but also he had many crashes. Over the years in MotoGP we have seen many riders arrive who are very fast but also crash very much, like Marc Márquez. So we ask the question, will this new guy continue to be very fast but still crash too often, or will he change his mentality and concentrate more? "Around this time Valentino made this change, so in 1997 he won many races and hardly crashed at all. Also his character at this time was very different to most riders - the crazy hair and the victory celebrations - so he completely changed the mentality of the paddock." Valentino's lifelong right-hand man Uccio Salucci will never forget Brno 1996. "It was a fantastic weekend," he says. "During this period racing was a complete joke for us - we didn't understand how everything worked. On the Sunday evening we stayed in our camper and drank some beer with our parents. The next day Stefania [Rossi's mother] drove the camper and we went home to Tavullia feeling very, very happy."

^Rossi leads Martinez and Emilio Alzamora at Brno. Two decades later Vale was still fighting with Alzamora, who had become Marc Márquez's manager and mentor.

From Mat Oxley's 'Valentino Rossi: All His Races'

"I saw a young guy with dyed hair and earrings who was like Superman on the bike. I thought to myself: 'That's not for me.' At first it was a shock. In 1996 we had already clashed a few times. He touched me once, we had an argument. In 1997 Valentino Rossi made me retire. But that's not a bad story for me." "I had two reasons: one was that Valentino Rossi came and that had such a big impact. The other was that the manufacturers, in this case Aprilia, used me as an experienced rider as a technical test rider to get the bike right and then they gave the best material to Valentino. As a rider, that hurt me at the time. Later I regretted retiring because in 1998 Sakata won the title that I could have won. As a team boss, I suffered for the first two or three years after retiring because I wanted to jump on a bike and compete with my riders. That was difficult for me."

- Jorge Martinez (x)

We were a good team. And we had a lot of fun in that 1996 season. Or rather, I had a lot of fun. That was me at my craziest. I really was an absolute pest. I had no respect for anyone on the track. To me they were all the same, it made no difference if it was a veteran vying for the title, or a debutant like me. I just wanted to go fast, very fast, and if I saw an opening, I went for it. I wanted to overtake everyone, come what may. In other words, I made people uncomfortable. I was fast, but I made mistakes. Too many times I threw away decent positions. I think I must have fallen fifteen or so times that season. In the very first race, I got into an argument with Jorge Martinez. We were at Shah Alam in Malaysia. I was making my debut and had secured a spot in the third row. I started very well and I'm not sure how, but I somehow found myself alongside the leaders early on. I was cruising along somewhere between seventh and eighth position. At one point, Dirk Raudies was in front of me and Martinez just behind me. Raudies' engine seized up, and, to avoid him, I instinctively braked, changing trajectory. Martinez was unable to avoid me, hit me, and fell. That was the year in which Martinez, riding the "official" Aprilia, was heavily favoured in the race for the title. I had just upset one of the darlings, one of the "untouchables" of the world championship. I finished the race in sixth place and was quite pleased. In fact, everyone around me was pleased, we were all celebrating. Then, suddenly, I came face to face with Martinez and Angel Nieto. "Son of a bitch!" they shouted. "We're going to tear you a new arsehole!" That's when I realised they probably did not like me very much. So I slipped behind the mechanic, who was a big guy, using him as a shield. The two Spaniards were rabid, they looked as if they wanted to beat me up, so the big mechanic did come in very handy, as a deterrent. But I soon started enjoying the scene, rather than being frightened. The pair of them were absolutely furious, but they also looked so funny, in the way that only short people can look funny when they get really angry. And both of them were tiny, unintimidating in every way. I was not really worried at all.

Valentino Rossi in his 2005 autobiography, What if I had never tried it

he went on to beat jorge martinez for his first ever race win - from the rec list:

[indycar-series]

INDYCAR 2022 SEASON ARCHIVE

What a season. On to the next one. This post is for archive purposes only, do not reblog.

Schedule: (Part 1, Part 2, Text-Only)

Drivers

Quick Facts:

St. Pete, Texas, Long Beach, Barber, Indy RC, Indy 500, Belle Isle, Road America, Mid-Ohio, Toronto, Iowa, Nashville, Gateway, Portland, Laguna Seca

Spotter's Guides:

St. Pete, Texas, Long Beach, Barber, Indy RC

Starting Grid

St. Pete, Texas, Long Beach, Barber, Indy RC, Indy 500, Belle Isle, Road America, Mid-Ohio, Toronto, Iowa 1, Iowa 2, Indy RC 2

Race Results

St. Pete, Texas, Long Beach, Barber, Indy RC, Indy 500, Belle Isle, Road America, Mid-Ohio, Toronto, Iowa 1, Iowa 2

Championship Updates:

Long Beach, Indy 500, Mid-Ohio, Iowa, Gateway

Miscellaneous:

Drivers into NFTS/Crypto

Lesbian Icon Survey

Gay Icon Survey

Going to your First Race

The Saga of Alex Palou’s Messy Team Divorce (LAST UPDATE AUGUST 1)

[laguna-lesbian]

Smash or pass Agatha all along characters ( excluding teen )

Oh, one day I shall answer my asks in a timely manner...

Anyways, smash or pass AAA edition:

The man, the myth, the legend...

MISS AGATHA HARKNESS:

10/10 SMASH! That woman can get it in ways only known to God.

I just know that she is SAURRRR kinky - it's practically cannon at this point, like with those hands??? come owwwnnnnnnn...

RIO VIDAL

RIO VIDAL MY GENDERFLUID MISTRESS, JUST ONE CHANCE, IM BEGGING-

Does fancying death make me a monster fucker? 'Cause I'll wear that title like a badge of honour - this woman is the biggest smash to ever smash are you JOKING? are you JOE KING???

(big surprise, Tumblr user laguna-lesbian likes Aubrey Plaza. Ground-breaking stuff, I know.)

LILIA

Honestly, I'm very torn about Lilia - on the one hand, Patti LuPone can fucking GET IT, although on the other, I don't know whether I respect her too much to smash...

I think I'd rather be Lilia's friend, so soft pass. Like I know we'd have such good banter.

JEN

Pass because she lowkey scares me a bit... I don't think I could live up to her undoubtedly high standards.

ALICE

SMASH SMASH SMASH!!!!! If Alice has zero fans, I am so dead, I am six feet under in a magical, purple, flowery grave dug by Death herself.

[pashterlengkap]

Lesbian Sen. Tammy Baldwin opens for Kamala Harris’s first presidential campaign rally

Presidential candidate Kamala Harris held her first official campaign event on Tuesday in the must-win battleground state of Wisconsin, introduced by two-term out Sen. Tammy Baldwin (D-WI), who enthusiastically endorsed her historic candidacy. “I am so proud to support Kamala Harris for President of the United States!” Baldwin told a crowd of thousands packed into a high school gym outside Milwaukee. They roared their approval. Related Kamala Harris sums up just how bad Project 2025 is in just 9 words She had the crowd chanting, “We’re not going back,” referring to a second Trump term. The kickoff rally in suburban West Allis came just 48 hours after President Joe Biden abandoned his run for a second term and endorsed his vice president. In the two days since, Democrats have raised an astonishing $256 million in support of the Harris campaign, with half that number from small donors. Your LGBTQ+ guide to Election 2024 Stay ahead of the 2024 Election with our newsletter that covers candidates, issues, and perspectives that matter. Subscribe to our Newsletter today In their remarks, both Baldwin and Harris highlighted the importance of Wisconsin on the electoral map. “There’s a reason she’s kicking things off right here in Wisconsin,” Baldwin said of the presumptive Democratic nominee. “Because we are the battleground state. Wisconsin will likely decide who occupies the White House and which party controls the United States Senate. No pressure!” In 2016, Hillary Clinton lost Wisconsin to Donald Trump by less than one percent of the vote, a tipping point in the election that handed Trump the presidency even though he lost the popular vote. In 2020, Biden flipped Wisconsin blue by an even narrower margin. Baldwin is running for a third term in the Senate against Trump-endorsed MAGA candidate Republican Eric Hovde, a multi-millionaire who first ran for the seat in 2012 but lost in the primary to former Wisconsin Gov. Tommy Thompson. The wannabe pol considered a second run against Baldwin in 2018 but demurred; same for a run against Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers (D) in 2022. After winning the backing of the dysfunctional Wisconsin GOP, Hovde earned an endorsement from Trump. Hovde, 59, has said he’s “totally opposed” to abortion, wants to repeal the Affordable Care Act, and wants to ban trans athletes from sports.   Since his first Senate campaign, the far-right Republican has grown a statement-making mustache and taken up part-time residence in Orange County, California, where he owns and runs Sunwest Bank, opening himself up to carpetbagging charges by Baldwin. “Eric Hovde owns a $3 billion California bank,” Baldwin told rallygoers. “He owns a $7 million ocean-view mansion in Laguna Beach, and he’s actually been named one of Orange County’s most influential residents three years in a row. Folks, we have a Green County, we have a Brown County. We do not have an Orange County in Wisconsin!” http://dlvr.it/TB1t75

[jamesludwig]

Charice Pempengco Now: Being Jake Zyrus + Amazing Talent

Charice Pempengco, popularly known as Jake Zyrus, rose to worldwide fame when her vocal chords astounded many. The Filipina was given the chance to work with the likes of David Forster, Celine Dion and Andrea Bocelli - up until she became Jake Zyrus, and laid low. Where she is now?

It's her birthday and we are beyond interested.

Pempengco aka Zyrus is a Filipino singer and actor with an estimated net worth of $6 million.

In Laguna, Philippines, Charmaine Clarice Relucio Pempengco was born.

As a child, she began her career in 2007 by entering in singing contests to help support her family. In 2005, she placed third on the popular Filipino singing competition show "Little Big Star." When a fan uploaded footage of her singing to YouTube, she began to garner significant exposure.

Her performances in Sweden drew the attention of Ten Songs/Productions, and she subsequently recorded her first demo. Since then, her career has soared, and she has performed all over the world and appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and the Oprah Winfrey Show.

Why Coming Out as a Lesbian Was NOT Enough

In 2013, Charice came out as a lesbian. In 2017, she acquired the name Jake Zyrus and announced her full transition to male.

Jake Zyrus disclosed his former identity as Charice Pempengco and the agony he endured while concealing his gender identity prior to coming out as a transgender man.

"When Charice was found, sitting onstage with David Foster & Friends, Oprah (Winfrey), and Ellen (DeGeneres) was one of my [pains], she revealed in an interview with Toni Gonzaga's YouTube vlog, June 30. Why? Because he knew the magnitude of those opportunities and did not want to appear ungrateful

He noted that he continuously grappled with how he defined himself, even before his music industry career took off. "It was always there - the difficulty and sorrow of concealing oneself, he explained, which many members of the LGBTQ can relate with.

Zyrus described how his confusion damaged his mental health and the moment when his troubles drove him to commit suicide. 

When he considered coming out, he learned that he mostly concerned the acceptance of others, namely Foster, Winfrey, and his followers. Following his third try at sucide, he recalled that Foster was one of the first individuals to see him in the hospital. He noted that Foster did not force him to wear a dress for their performance later that day, which he now deems significant. Check the performance below:

He ultimately found self-acceptance and is now certainly, much more at peace with things.

Sources : https://www.musictimes.com/articles