#lae’zel is collecting fancy knives and armor for them when they’re old enough (approximately 2 1/2 years old) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

anywayhereskirkwall · 1 year ago

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another fun thing about the romancable characters of bg3 is that nearly all of them would be the most annoying person alive if they ever had kids. they absolutely think their kid is better than your kid in every conceivable way and they are telling everyone. they would get into brawls at pta meetings and little league games. the only exceptions are wyll and halsin because they have the tact to not actually say it out loud.

#you know that post about how op's mom told them to tell their bully that their parents hated them and that's why they were getting divorced #that's shadowheart.#bg3 #em plays games #astarion has that baby in designer clothes and finely embroidered blankets from the second they’re born and would have an Instagram full of #intricate high concept photo shoots #lae’zel is collecting fancy knives and armor for them when they’re old enough (approximately 2 1/2 years old)

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