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if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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Red Hood, brandishing a crowbar: I'm telling you, the best way to deal with this is to just smash the back door in! Works every time! Nightwing, hand on chest, horrified that his baby brother would joke about his trauma: Little wing, no! We're trying to be subtle! Robin, sniffing also on the roof, completely serious but maybe with less contempt than when he was younger: “Smashing” is for cowards. One should always strike perniciously. Spoiler: Are you even a real child right now? What 8-year-old says perniciously? Deadly I get. Strong, yep. Perniciously? What does that even mean?

Robin, mouth open about to retort, mainly about being called 8-years-old:

Red Hood, still swinging crow bar from one hand, Nightwing is trying to grab it: Duke, lumped onto night shift with these psychos as Tim passed out somewhere and somehow turned off the seven trackers that are in/on him: Guys, can we please just focus on the servo robbery? Oracle, into muted comm head in hands: I sometimes wonder if Gotham would be better off just solving its own problems.

BONUS

Alfred, placing a quadruple shot, honey sweetened cappuccino next to Oracle: Indeed.

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you gotta slap my ass bro…. for the economy……..

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sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

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My contribution this year

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saw this on bluesky

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I love the Fabian and Riz dyanmic because from an outsider's perspective they look like the basic jock and nerd, but Fabian is someone who would always wear his seatbelt on the school bus, and Riz is someone who has never once thought of doing so.

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you know what day it is

happy neil banging out the tunes day. almost 20 years old now.

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duke: i have to tell you something

dick: what

duke: i killed somebody once...

dick: me too

duke, laughing: APRIL 1

dick: july 18