#lady-thor-foster

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Just imagine. It’s “Avengers: Secret Wars” and we get to a point in the movie where Deadpool heroically sacrifices himself as part of a larger plan to stop Doctor Doom. As he’s slowly “dying” (he’s not), Thor kneels down to him and starts crying.

Wade then starts fanboying, even though he’s in pain, saying something along the lines of, “Holy shit, the TVA spoiled this moment. Oh my fucking god, it’s happening. Hold on Thor, I need to remember what Loki said in Dark World, shit, what the fuck was the line-”

But then Wade notices Thor is looking beyond him. It turns out, Thor was actually crying because Jane Foster reappeared as a valkyrie (not Tessa Thompson, I mean a Norse mythology valkyrie). Thor was actually going to help Deadpool up, but was caught off-guard by Jane’s reappearance.

And Deadpool just facepalms himself because he really thought this was his Oscar moment.

[browsethestacks]

The Women Of Marvel

Art by Suspiria Vilchez

[taw-k]

Jane: would you still love me if I were a worm

Thor: ...

Thor: ...

Thor: BROTHER DID YOU THREATEN TO TURN MY GIRLFRIEND INTO A WORM?!

[cthooliac]

interrupted

[pascaloverx]

Forbidden Romance

Summary: You are in love with Prince Thor. He will soon be King and is hosting a ball between Kingdoms so he can find his future bride. Unfortunately, the Kingdom of Asgard is not ready to accept the Chief of the Royal Guard as the new Queen.

Warnings: inappropriate language, use of violence and adult content in the future of fanfic. some characters belong to the Marvel universe and others were created by the author.

AO3 link chapter two

Chapter One

A calm morning awaits you as you don your attire of the Kingsguard. The duty calls to you. Guarding the safety of the great son of Asgard is an honor. The challenge is to leave your personal feelings aside. Damn was the moment you fell in love...

"Are you sure it won't be strange for you escorting your little boyfriend to a ball designed for him to find a future wife?" Loki quips as he strides into your room without any ceremony. You brandish your sword at the level of the rejected Prince Loki.

"It's conversations like these that make me know I should hit you every time you come to my room." You speak while holding the sword tightly. Loki walks away, smiling a little too much for those who seem afraid of you.

"I came in peace. Thor asked you to stop by his room before leaving to give instructions to the Kingsguard." Loki says, laying down under his bed and swinging his feet playfully. You roll your eyes reproaching him but I understand that it's good that he's helping you and Thor.

"You know if you tell anyone about this, I'll rip your tongue out of your head, right?" You say it knowing that he'll probably enjoy you hurting him but that he would feel humiliated for being hurt by a commoner like you.

"And miss the chance to watch you two fucking everything up when my precious father notices that his favorite son is the one who will bring ruin to his kingdom." Hearing these words coming out of Loki's mouth makes everything even more real. If you and Thor are caught, you will be sentenced to death. And he will be king anyway.

"Tell your brother, I'll see him at the opening ceremony to welcome the leaders of each kingdom and their children." You say finishing and getting ready to go. But to your surprise, before you could leave your room, Thor was waiting for you. Accompanied, obviously, by the guard responsible for his security. You straighten up and bow, paying homage to the future king.

"Lynox, you may withdraw. The chief of the Kingsguard and I have a private matter to discuss." Thor says, looking at you. He scans you from top to bottom, as if he could undress you with just one look. You would like to live in a world where you could reciprocate with him. But we're not in that world.

"With all due respect, Your Highness, Lynox can witness our conversation. After all, as the second-in-command of the Kingsguard, he should be informed about matters concerning your security." You say, looking seriously at Thor and Lynox, who is unsure whether to leave or stay to listen to the conversation.

"Lynox." Thor says, and that's all it takes for Lynox to leave us alone. In the kingdom, Thor's word is only second to that of his parents. Soon, you and he are staring at each other.

"Are you proud? Your word holds more weight than mine in every corner of the kingdom. Want to test that with someone else? Your brother is in my room right now. Want to try to get him out with just a command, Your Highness?" You're upset because when you and Thor started to see each other as more than just royal guard and royalty, he promised he wouldn't walk over you.

"Dove…" He speaks so softly. His eyes watch you as his arms draw near. Thor then pulls you close to him, embracing you tightly.

"You enjoy doing things that put both my position in the Royal Guard and my life at risk. And I'm a fool for accepting it without a fight." You say, lifting your face as Thor looks down to meet your gaze. As you lock eyes, you slowly lean in towards the future king's face, being kissed by him shortly after.

"I'll talk to my father. Try to delay having to choose a wife. Or you could…" He begins, but you already step back, knowing what he's going to suggest.

"Become your mistress?" — you are revolted by the possibility of becoming the King's mistress— "To be the woman who sleeps with the King when he's not with the Queen?" Thor looks regretful about what he was about to say. You, however, look at him determinedly.

"You will never be a mere mistress to me. We could have a family together while the queen and I can have a semblance of a wedding." You laughed at Thor's foolishness. In fact, you were even afraid that Asgard was in the hands of a foolish prince.

"My love...shut up before anyone can hear all this nonsense. I'd rather die in battle than be the woman you cheat on your wife with." You say leaving disappointed with reality. This reality makes you know that you will always be just that for Thor. A head of the Kingsguard or a mistress.

You are a little shaken when you hear a noise and go after it to find out what is happening. A man dressed as royalty stands in the middle of the kingdom's trophy room. He is not known to you, you find his presence strange but you know you need to be polite when questioning him.

"This room has restricted entry. Only Asgardian Royalty can enter here. How did you manage to get past the Royal Guard?" You question using the most serious tone of voice possible. You hold tight to the tip of your sword that is attached to your waist. The man looks at you as if enchanted.

"I think the Royal Guard is busy preparing for the arrival of great royal representatives from the main kingdoms allied to Asgard. Are you usually so straight-faced with everyone?"He asks turning towards you.

"One more step and I will be forced to attack you. Tell me who are you?" You ask, almost wielding your sword, as a way of threatening the man in front of you.

"I hope you can explain to the King how you treat visitors. But since you insist on knowing, I am Steve. Son of King Tristan, future King of Kyrax." He speaks with such petulant calm. It's like he knew you would regret being hostile towards him.

"Your Highness could have told me you were a prince from the beginning. I hope you know that my approach was just security protocol. I will leave you alone." You speak cordially, trying not to show how embarrassed you are.

"However, I prefer your company. " He says as he watches you walk away. You turn around almost abruptly, confused by his revelation.

"I don't know how things are in your kingdom, Your Highness, but here commoners and royalty don't usually keep each other company unless it's essential." You speak keeping a safe distance between you and Prince Steve. Something useless since he doesn't know personal space and quickly got too close to you

"The Commander of the Royal Guard is right, Believe me, she avoids spending time alone even with me if it's not necessary." Thor says, entering the trophy room and staying close, but in a professional manner. The tension between the two is palpable and you mentally prepare yourself for what's to come.

[funnypages]

Verily

[thefairywithboots]

Sometimes I wonder why it took me so long to get around to watching the Loki series when he’s been my favorite Marvel character since I was like 12, and then I remember the fucking war crime that was Thor: Love and Thunder, and how Marvel made such a badass god/superhero into a joke, and expected us to find his depression after losing literally everything - his father, mother, brother, his entire people - funny. I think I was scared that they were going to do the same thing to Loki’s character, and was actually shocked that they gave him such a satisfying character arc. But G-d, I am never going to get over how fucking atrocious that movie was. I saw it in theaters with my dad and brother in 2022, and I still cannot get over my disappointment. It was what made me stop watching anything new by Marvel for two years, and I didn’t get around to watching Loki until a month ago because I thought they were going to do something similar to his character. I’m glad I was proven wrong but I’m still never going to forgive them for doing that to Thor’s character.

[gfmaximoff]

Judge: How do you plead?

Thor: …

Jane, mouthing: “Not guilty”

Thor: ???

Thor: Hot milky???

[d-1hater]

You love her in a "omg she's so cool, we could be besties!" way

I love her in a much more "go to church and apologize to your mother" way

[abby118]

[figures4fun]

Padmé gets revenge.

[nacholazaro]

Lady Thor!

[zndr315-blog]

A while back, I started a tumblr community dedicated to my favorite, The Mighty Thor, and I’m currently still looking for new members, so if anyone wants an invite, feel free to dm me.

[thena0315]

Natalie Portman as Jane Foster / The Mighty Thor

Thor (2011) Thor: The Dark World (2013) Avengers: Endgame (2019)[achieved footage] What If…? 1x07 (2021) Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

[cthooliac]

⚡️🐍 sticker book

[pascaloverx]

THOR MASTERLIST

© credits for the owners of the pictures used. they don't belong to me. credit is not mine for the pictures.

AO3 LINK

CHAPTER ONE

CHAPTER TWO

CHAPTER THREE

CHAPTER FOUR

CHAPTER FIVE (+18)

CHAPTER SIX (+18)

CHAPTER SEVEN

CHAPTER EIGHT (18+)

CHAPTER NINE

CHAPTER TEN (18+)

CHAPTER ELEVEN

CHAPTER TWELVE

CHAPTER THIRTEEN

CHAPTER FOURTEEN

FINAL CHAPTER