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i have no idea if you take things like this but it cracks me up every time. why the panoramic photographs of a lake. where is she.
#shiftythrifting#submission#craigslist#shiftylisting#great photos thanks#why does it have to be an avon lady#can't men get into sketchy mlms#avon lady of the lake pls bring me that shit that makes mosquitos fuck off
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Peter quietly shut the door, and grabbed the handles off his bike, a stack of newspapers shoved into the basket in front. He sat down on the bike, ready to peddle when he spotted James walking over.
"Hey, Mate!"
Peter leaned over the handrails, "What you doing here?"
James shrugged, "Got your letter the other day about your new job and thought it'd be fun to see you in action."
Peter huffed, "But it's so early, James!"
James grinned, "Eh, I would be up anyway."
"Well hop on I guess", he motioned behind him.
James' grin widened and he ran over, jumping onto the back of the bike and wrapping his arms around Peter.
As Peter began to pedal down the road, James piped up.
"So your job is the same as an owl?"
Peter laughed, "Yeah, I guess."
"That's strange... I knew owls didn't deliver to muggles but why wouldn't they just get an adult with an actual car to deliver the newspapers?"
"Cause it's low paying I suppose, and some kids our age need a job and all. Plus it's early morning, so muggle kids can do it before school starts."
Peter stopped the bike, grabbing a newspaper from the stack and jumping off to post it through a house's letterbox.
As Peter walked back over to the bike, James' eyes widened with an idea.
"Hey, how far do you think I could throw one of these papers?"
Peter bit his lip, "If you break it or lose it then it'll come out my paycheck."
James huffed, "Come on, Pete, I'll just give you some galleons if something happens."
"Fine", Peter untied another paper and passed it James.
James grinned, rolling up the paper before glancing around, thinking about where to aim.
"Hey, what's the next house you need to hit?"
Peter pulled the list out his jacket pocket, "Number sixteen, just a few houses down.
"Great", James kept the newspaper rolled up tight in his grip, "Let's go!"
Peter headed to the house, but before he could come to a stop, James yelled out, "Watch this!"
He chucked the paper towards the house, it derolled in the air, and landed neatly right outside the door.
Peter cheered, "How did you do that?"
James shrugged happily, "It was easy", he nodded to the house, "Do you need to put it through the letterbox or is it fine like that?"
Peter smiled, "It'll be fine... You want to do that again?"
"Yeah", James reached over and grabbed another paper himself whilst Peter rode to the next house.
#i think marauder characters should have summer jobs more often because why are they never working in fics????#obvs fair enough sirius and james#but the others?? the working class teens???#peter with a little morning paper route (like here)#remus as a farmhand for a neighbour#lily working in the corner store#mary as one of those avon ladies#etc.#marauders era#my writing#peter pettigrew#james potter#prongstail#not really but it secretly is
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"One is for ever hearing of persons who have lost their fortunes at gaming, but one never hears of anyone who has won a fortune. It seems very odd to me. Where do all the lost fortunes go to?"
Georgette Heyer, False Colours
#quote#quotation#Georgette Heyer#False Colours#fortune#gaming#gambling#win#lose#Lady Denville#my recollection is that the answer is Justin Duke of Avon#however I suppose he was rather before Lady Denville's time
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Honestly I dont like to pass judgements on faith and religion generally because I just kind of ... have a lower capacity for spirituality than other people and I'm ok with that! I like taking an anthropological/sociological view of religion and learn the philosophy and culture and come from a place of understanding. However, I'm at the point where I truly believe evangelical protestant Christianity is legitimately the work of the devil and I don't even believe in the devil. The way those people speak is cultish. The absolute disregard for other human beings except seeing them as one which can be dominated or assimilated is just pure evil. They legitimately do not see humanity in non-Christians. Actual colonizer mindset. This isnt even of course mentioning the absolutely terrifying political influence this faith group has had on politics. I'm starting to feel a knee-jerk disgust now at the very mention of Jesus and it's actually kind of crazy.
#random tag shoutout to that blog that got blazed on my dash last night that was just#really sloppy images pasted together with bitmojis advertising.... avon???#avon lady tumblr if youre a real person... what the hell#she blazed a religious ... meme? that had me scrolling on her blog for 20 minutes in confusion
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Gossip Girl (TV 2007) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dan Humphrey/Blair Waldorf Characters: Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Valentine's Day, Smut, Season/Series 04, Episode: s04e15 The Night Moves, dair - Freeform Summary:
au of 4x15. What if Dair hooked up in that darkened hiding place?
“This is nothing. Nothing,” she repeats, trying for conviction, but somehow only ends up staring at Dan’s mouth. She knows what he feels like now, tastes like. That’s new.
She watches Dan’s tongue touch his lips, then his lips shape words that she can feel at the base of her spine.
“I don’t believe you.”
Yeah. She wouldn’t either.
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Vintage Avon had the absolute cutest product designs. I’ve really never seen any other US cosmetic brand do anything remotely similar.
#70s avon#70s#80s nostalgia#retro aesthetic#vintage#retro beauty products#vintage avon#vintage makeup#vintage style#80s toys#Avon kid’s products#avon lady
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i think everybody should have acne as a teen so they know the struggle and stop talking about other people's skin
#was at some avon kind of mlm presentation today (against my will)#and the first thing the lady told me was 'oh i can see you've got spots'#adfsadfdaf#i didn't even take it personally. the whole meeting was so surreal that i'm just laughing about it#but like#there are million different better ways of approaching the topic#when you want to put some products on somebody's face
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Margaret Atwood - Lady Oracle - Avon - 1978
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🌺🌸Avon 1960's Lipstick Ad 🌺🌸
#avon#avon calling#lipstick#vintage advertising#classic avon#avon ladies#1960s aesthetic#mod makeup#flower power
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‘Yet another mean girl from secondary school joined an mlm’ incident leaves local woman laughing in her home
#she wasn’t really someone who was mean to Me but she was definitely a mean girl#she was one of those people who pretends to be nice to your face but talks shit behind your back and is in everyone’s business#i remember she got way too nosy with me once about a personal issue i was experiencing and i absolutely bit her head off over it#and she was really careful around me after that lmao#although she did try to stick her oar into an argument i was having with someone; and i again told her to mind her business#iirc this girl cried to her about something i said and the mean girl came to me like ‘you’re overreacting and you need to apologise’#and i said ‘i am not; i will not; you don’t even know what happened; you weren’t there; fuck off’#so like i said she didn’t bully me because she didn’t have the capacity#she definitely bullied other people though. and now she’s in the military so is definitely bullying somebody#well. when she’s not shilling cheap shitty perfume for an mlm#it’s a little funny. like it’s not on the same level as when the girl who bullied me for 10 years lost her travel agent job during the#pandemic and became an avon lady#but it’s still pretty funny#my life may be a bit of a mess but at least i’m not in an mlm 💀#personal
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🥰 👪 💝 for miss georgia of course
Misc. Ask Meme
🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them?
Canonically, Mac calls romanced f!sole stuff like "beautiful" or "knockout", the latter of which makes Georgia blush from hairline to chest. She gets flustered by stuff like that easier than she'd admit and Mac works over time trying to find more ways to get her like that lmao.
👪 - What’s their relationship with their parents like?
Before the bombs dropped, Georgia had a pretty good relationship with her parents! Her father, Arlen, was an investor and her mother, Camila, was an Avon saleswoman. Her mother was a bit of a helicopter parent, but most of it came from genuine concern about the world her daughter was growing up in (a trait Georgia later develops after Shaun's born, and even more so when she gets him back as a 10 year old synth boy later on). Her father wasn't always home, but she was a bit of a daddy's girl despite it. She spent a lot of time with him whenever he was home.
When she moved off to Boston for school, they were very worried, but her father specifically had to be talked into being okay with her leaving because that's his baby girl !! Her mother only got worried when Georgia announced she was engaged after only a few months and more than once tried to talk her out of such a fast marriage but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ what can ya do
💝 - What gestures do they really appreciate? How do you get on their good side?
She appreciates genuine acts of kindness, expecting nothing in return. If you're patient and good with kids, there's honestly little else you have to do for her to trust you.
#asks#calenhads#her mom being an avon lady specifically came from the many. many times my grandma would bring over the newest avon catalogue#and have us go through it for anything we thought was neat lmao#thank u meaghan :3c#ch: georgia walker
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Those executive orders themselves are Slow Progress Propaganda...
Piecemeal bullshit is Nothing so we call it Nothing.
Then after giving you that Nothing, he took your tax money and funded a genocide. He thought the lil orders he gave would be enough for you to forgive/put blinders on to a Genocide and you're not offended? He just called your momma a hoe. Fight back.
#im saying this as a doll who votes no matter what#voting isn't an allegiance test. it actually gives you even more licence to call our the bullshit#surprise: a good chunk of the student loans cancelling are expedited public servant program participants#WHOSE LOANS WERE GONNA GET FORGIVEN ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#he's a bitch and he moves like a bitch.#you don't get to be a senator for longer than I've been alive without being the best and misty slippery cog in the machine#why are you defending him??????????#stand up#nobody wanted to codefy roe so I literally have to save thousands of dollars in case I even need to fight my abortion choice in court#that is not something#Biden did nothing. he is doing nothing#he's serving a thousand different masters Anna's nine of them are the American people#he's the fucking Avon lady to billionaires#stop the cap#don't fucking piss me off
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“Lucy’s words, spoken against Catherine’s temple, chimed softly against her very bones. “Loving you is entirely different. You make me feel expansive, as if my heart is big enough and strong enough to contain the whole world. As though I can become anyone I need to, or want to, without fear—I can reach higher and farther and not lose you for the striving. And oh, my love, do you know how great a gift that is?” “
-from The Lady’s Guide to Celestial Mechanics by Olivia Waite
#book quotes#lesbian romance#the lady’s guide to celestial mechanics#olivia waite#Avon romance#historical romance#romantic quotes
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called my mom to tell her an avon lady joke (she used to be an avon lady) and she didn’t get it. she called me back ten minutes later laughing her ass off bc she told my dad the joke and he explained it to her and she wanted to let me know it was funny but she didn’t like it lmao
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