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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.
like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.
#I get it though#sometimes your bestie gets married and you don’t talk to him for weeks?? months??#because you’re normal about him and also have pretty serious adhd#so you forget that communication even exists on top of being very sad and lonely and burying it with work#and then he shows up at random and the object permanence kicks in again and you force him to help#with your latest case because otherwise who knows how long it will be until you get to hang out again#and you know you’ll need someone to throw a smoke bomb through a lady’s window AT SOME POINT#PROBABLY#you can’t commit minor crimes by yourself that’s boring!!#and Watson loves your dumb disguises! he’s always said so!#I know we get distracted by the Irene Norton née Adler of it all#but Holmes is incredibly rare (gay) form in this story#a scandal in bohemia#sherlock holmes#acd canon#acd holmes#acd watson#john watson#it’s giving ‘this is my friend Madison and she drOVE ME HERE!!’#you 🫵 yes you! suffer my holmesposting
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also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me
#i grew my hair out so i could twirl my hair while giggling about bald men#and also t.o.p of bigbang#and short men i see at the grocery store who honestly make me feel light-headed with raw and unbridled Want#but that's just a joke. i am. Lesbian#''no ur not'' I AM#anyway i used to be so ripped and hunky but now i am frail and sickly#what getting a job can do to a mf#thankfully i quit my job last week YIPPIIIEEEEEEE so now i will work towards becoming an absolute hunk again#wish me luck#ALSO#if anyone is obsessed with me and remembers all my lore i used to be transgender and i still am like lowkey on the down low#but in a new exciting way#anyway i used to be a gay man and then a stone butch dyke (as seen above) but now im practicing being a girl#it is very difficult but it is also fun. ive never been a girl before so it's a lot#anyway i bought two super cool sexy dresses yesterday for the first time ever in my life#sexy dresses meaning up to my neck and down to my feet and past my elbows. kind of like a wardrobe straight out of the handmaid's tale#from (to quote my friend) ''*The* old lady store'' thanks man. well i think theyre pretty and its v exciting bc ive never been a girl befor#anyway#who wants me#i still use the name emil online btw and i honestly always will i think it's just so me and also i do still answer to he/him dw#in a man way not in a he/him lesbian way#''he's LGBTQA+'' what. all at once?#yes.#i have mastered them all i have collected all the genders and all the sexualities and ive never been ''wrong''#it just keeps switching. which is fine. well im a girl now. in a detransitioning man way. who is insanely attracted to men#but you will have to tear this lesbian label out of my cold dead hands#''you can't call urself lesbian if u have sex w men'' well first of all fuck you and second of all i am celibate so you dont need to worry#''what the hell are you talking about'' nothing. now look how hot i am#im just joking around i hope that's fine w y'all
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💍PUT A RING ON IT💍
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#Well well well what an ep#Annabel immediately becoming Ada’s beacon of power#Being a ✨lady✨#Ada girl he’s not gonna be ur priority anymore m’kay m’kay#“Tea makes everything better!” Anna your British is showing 😂#Yeah you totally betrayed her#YES LENORE ADOPT HERRRRR#FULL MISFIT SQUAD ASSEMBLEDDDDDDDDD#“…after everything?” MORELLA HONEY YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG#That face when she says “How sweet” what emotion is that#“I don’t care what you think” oooh you got to herrrrrr#Real friends are cool Annabel seeeeeeeeeee#Wow watching Ada & Prospero sour is crazy now Prospero will get his wish#PREDENTOUS OMG#HOOKYYYYYYYYYYY oop Annabel what’s— PLUTO DUKE IN THE SAME ROOM LET’S GOOOOOOOO PLUKE CAN HAPPEN#AND NOW ALL THE MISFITS HAVE A ROOM TOGETHER#ALTHOUGH Prospero sorry 😬 you get Montyyyy hahahhhhhh…#THE PENDULUM AND THE RING? ANNA YOU’RE PROPOSING#ALSO WHAT WERE YOU FIGURING OUT WHATTTTTTT#HOPEFULLY 90 WILL EXPLAINNNNNNNNN AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHHHHH
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you know what? *ages your vocaloids*
Luka and Miku concepts! Its kinda hard to make them recognizable.. I think there was a better option for them...
#tw eyestrain#cw eyestrain#eyestrain#imagine miku being trendy loud lady who is just having fun#i wanted to give her hairstyle that usually do elderly women and something that resembles her twintails? SO BOWL HAIRCUT BANGS WITH TAILS#its funny how i made their hair just a bit more grey like the color has dyed out hhh..#meiko became grandma as well so kaimei implied#fat miku yes#fat miku#vocaloid#hatsune miku#megurine luka#kaito vocaloid#kaito#kaimei#miku and luka are just friends here but ship tag is okay i guess#my art#my comic#vocaloid design#luka design#miku design#kaito design
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Under the cut are mostly self-insert doodles of decreasing quality. Again, not much directly tied to Team Fortress 2. Might as well toss these out while I have no access to my puter. Much yapping under the cut and in the tags incoming.
Another self-insert, this time less of a "here's me as a tenth class" and more of a "here's my game experiences translated into the class I would take the place of". The Cleaner. Although I guess they could still be wearing either suit. It doesn't matter that much.
That one Convict's Case taunt with Backup would be extremely funny, because the man would be on the verge of a breakdown (he does not want to go to jail so bad you have no idea). The second image- I owe no explanation. You know what I am. You see the pattern with my favourites.
The duality of the man. Resting face versus "just heard you express interest in religion/Russian folklore" face. He's not that hard to make friends with, when you pull him away from all the explosions.
Some doodles of trying to figure his face out. Unfortunately, the more I stare at him, the more I worry that he looks like A Certain Guy With The Last Name "Kazarin", and the fear of never being original in my life caught up to me.
Don't look at me, don't perceive me, I refuse to explain any of my actions to you.
#team fortress 2#tf2#that's it that's the only tags i am putting this in. maybe someday i will have the balls to do more but for now that's about it#while i have the chance - and since posts with more of my yapping in the tags don't pop in people's feeds much - i might as well ramble-#-about these guys here. self-inserts or not i'm projecting only half of my bullshit on each one of them. creativity 👍#backup is tall and pale and has sharp canines and more of a dull brown hair colour with tired grey eyes. no amount of babyface or soft-#-hands can really help a motherfucker when he's grimacing so much because he just Hates being around half the people on the team.#cleaner meanwhile is on the shorter side and has constantly flushed skin and brighter colours and whatnot. you can't see it because of the-#-mask most of the time but they do smile a lot more and have a more cheery disposition towards life and see the whole team as their friends!#backup transitioned fully (albeit not very legally lmao) and is scared shitless of not being seen as a man although the last time that ever-#-came up was years ago. he holds onto his last name as part of the heritage he loves and loathes at the same time - attached to his culture-#-and religion and bloodline while also resentful of his family and the regime he knows someone else on the team suffered under.#cleaner just kinda binds and calls it a day. he only does it to confuse the team because while he doesn't identify with being a girl he-#-loves the confused looks his epic gender reveal moment gets. they do not remember their family name or where they grew up or what even got-#-them to this kind of mental state. and he's chill with it he values the here and now way more than some dark edgy backstory.#backup despite trying to be an honest man is afraid of vulnerability as well. he stubbornly refuses to express love towards certain people-#-lest they feel disgusted and turn away. he's afraid of consequences afraid of losing the people he loves afraid of his ''interests'' being-#-what drives them away. it doesn't by the way and he just wasted time being a cold indecisive loser for several months lmao#cleaner wears a suit that hides all of them yes but they pretty much never lie. he is always his truest self and he can always just burn-#-people who don't like him enough to make it a problem. they are a lot more comfortable indulging in their interests - be they innocent-#-and juvenile or violent and dangerous. he is quite open with his affection and his fascinations that backup would rather keep secret.#i want to establish that these two can only exist in separate universes because they both have feelings towards the funny assistant lady-#-and the funny inventor guy (selfshipping for the winnn) and would fight over those two. cleaner would win by the way#it's also a really funny point of comparison. cleaner is objectively more fucked up than backup and still managed to be more normal about-#-their feelings and live as a healthier and happier person than that guy. comedic gold honestly#OKAY I'M DONE if you read up to here you get uhhh a cookie :-)
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It's really nice having a free housekeeping service thru my Medicaid but ever since my regular housekeeper that I had for a year (now friend) got promoted in March it's like every other person I've had fuckin hates disabled people
#there was one perso who would drive by my house to clock in (your location has to show that you're at the client's house) and leave#found out when i called and was like hey why has no one been showing up and the office was like it shows shes been clocking in there what??#apparently i wasn't the only one and she got fired#and then we had a woman who treated my shift like it was her break time#i mean she would sit at our table and eat a full meal and talk on the phone as loud as possible instead of cleaning#she'd clean for 20 minutes usually just dishes then spend the rest of the time eating or playing on her phone or on a phone call#she would put away WET TOWELS i mean they were more than just 'damp'#and once left a full unflushed shit in our toilet with shit stains on the toilet seat#i remember once she sat outside in our front yard on a phone call and when i went out there to ask what was going on#she was just like ''im on the phone'' and ignored me#i asked for her not to come back several times and they sent her 2 or 3 more times#and then i got a new lady who just straight up lies to my face#i give her a list of what i need done for the day and she will only do the dishes#then sit at our table and be like ''oh i got everything else done I'm just waiting on laundry''#and then I'd look to see that actually nothing else was done at all counters dirty floors dirty LAUNDRY NOT DONE#i confronted her last time#i was like ''hey I've asked for the bathroom to get done the past few times now and it hasn't been''#and she was like ''yes I did clean it'' so i wiped my hand across the sink and showed her the dust and grime stuck to my fingers#and then didn't clean it again that day. and said sat at the table saying she was waiting on laundry. and no laundry was done#and said she swept the living room which absolutely was not swept#bc I'd get out the vacuum and she'd be like ''oh i can just use the broom'' (on the carpet??)#I'd get the bathroom cleaning supplies out and she'd just put them away#and i dont mean that im being super picky about wanting things cleaned prefectly#or thaf she's ''not doing it right''#she's literally not doing it at all#i told my friend/ex housekeeper about this and she told me that every other person who's had her also asked for her not to come back#oop she's here. it's gonna be her last time i called the office and set it in stone this morning that she wont be coming back#.bdo
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i see, so poly romances were a lie
#sleeping with halsin while being in a 'serious' relationship with a single other companion is NOT poly 😐#listen i just wanted my TAV to be sandwiched between two stronk ladies (karlach and lae) is it too much to ask he's a good boi 😭#i kind of get it lae is just like that but also it was kind of funny how literally everyone else instantly backed off 😅#including astarion and shadowheart#and karlach said it broke her heart this game instantly put me off trying to romance more than 1 LI at a time forever i guess#gonna go back to my d.urge playthrough and figure out the single companion i wanna romance#yes i am playing 2 playthroughs at the same time what about it yes i was in act 1 for 2 weeks#i am about to start a 3rd playthrough even#tho in co-op with a friend#lie.txt
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i hate how normalized military is in the us im gonna rip my hair out
#i just. was talking w friends today#one of them was talking abt how he was almost convinced by the recruitment lady to join the navy and i was like. dude#and i was talking about how messed up it is that they send in people like that and catch kids like him#and my friends were like. you cant really blame her for doing her job. its her JOB like yes. it is her job. its fucking Bad#my best friend got all angry cuz his dad was in the navy. babe idc if he didnt actually fight he shouldnt have done it ♡#''people get drafted'' you have to dodge the draft.#''thats illegal'' yes. this is a requirement for if you are drafted. you Have to just not.#no one said action would be comfortable nor convenient. in fact it is going to be almost none of either#you are gonna have to face that the military murders human beings and your dad is not any better#and people who its ''just their job'' to do it chose that job. and they know#''you cant get mad at the worker woman; you have to get mad at the institution'' no im mad at the individual woman too#just because its your job to manipulate kids and kill Arab people doesnt mean its okay#''not everyone in the military is actively fighting'' no! they arent. but they are helping those that are.#they are not complicit but actively helping. you have to do anything and everything you can to just Not Fucking do that#ANYONE in the military has failed being a decent human 101. being in any part of the military means you are okay with centuries of genocide#and encourage even more. its not 'just your job' you are OK and more for relentless murder and i wish you harm#anyways. sometimes repeating & internalizing the things ur parents say means watch our for road traps and the beatles are good.#sometimes it is US propaganda and just because it is in your own house and coming from a loved one doesnt mean you cant not fall for it#edit not to mention him saying this the day after aaron bushnell died. dude#unethical jobs exist. it is everyones job to bring them down#''its just her job'' was Bushnells sacrifice not fucking enough for you??? and the millions of dead Palestinians????? christ
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ART CREDIT! 💖 LYNN FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI OMGG my friend (irl 🫣) commissioned hakuno art 4 meee 🥺🥺😭😭😭🥹🫶🫶🙏💘💞💖💗💓💘 gajfhskfbd it's kind of a long story but PLSS SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL........ i'm so blessed so moved,,, and i wanna share real quick bc úwù🫶 and as u can see, i'm using the chibi as my dash icon now too ! ✨️but also pls do tell me if the quality is fudged up or sth 😳🙏 am not sure if it looks okie !!
#&&. out of#SNIFFLES i am being fed so well frfr 🫶🫶#tis a bday present for me she saidd 🥺 my bday isn't anywhere near today tho!! this is actually a pretty belated present vskfbsjc#IM NOT COMPLAINING THO OFC IM ON KNEES RN ACTUALLY SOBBING SO GRATEFULY#so the story isss my friend offered to draw me sth for my bday (she planned on drawing a.yato at first bc i am Down Bad for that man🐕)#BUT I WAS LIKE 😳👉👈 well there's this oc............#i keep my h.akuno simpery a secret okok wgfksbfkd They Do Not Know That I Am Madly In Love With A Moon Lady and write her on tunglr dot com#SO- yes i am a lying lynn who lied 🗿#my friend ended up not being able to draw it herself tho; but she still wanted 2 give me sth#that was 'my oc' (lynn stares into the camera like in the office) so she got a commission for it egaddd 😳😳😳#andd here we r now ! ✨️✨️#also if u have me on d.iscord; u may notice da new icon alr 😌🫶#IM IMPATIENT OKOK I WANTED TO PRINT AND PASTE HER EVERYWHERE LIKE#HAVE YOU SEEN HER????? well now u have :]#also my fren said she got one more c.hibi comm of her omg 😭🙏💖💞💗 IM LIKE BLESSED FR#ok i'll shut up now but i'm jst obsessed sowwy wgfjwjd#*LOUD SNIFFLE* moon wife....................
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I hate the demure and mindful meme. It's not like women need reminding that we're "supposed" to be demure and polite and mindful and put others first and put up with shit with a smile. I know the first iteration was ironic! It was a joke! I'm glad she was able to get cash dosh wonga from it!
But the majority of the content I've seen for it is not using it ironically at all, and instead ascribing it to cutesy, "pure", "feminine" videos and images. Even using it sarcastically now makes my hackles rise. There are many people in the world who simply are not funny but think that they are.
Demure and mindful aren't synonyms for woman and very, very clearly people are using them like they are. (And the soundbite always gets stuck in my head and it's annoying but that's got nothing to do with the feminisim thing). Pisses me right orf!!!!!!
#i just saw it used sarcastically on a post of a drawing of a slutty (affectionate) gnc man#which was clearly a joke. but what is the joke saying.#'the pictured man is performing womanhood wrong because he is not being demure and mindful while wearing that skirt' is the subtext#womanhood amd even femininity means more than the tradwife stupidass patronising well done for being a good little lady :) ideal#urgh!!!!#is it possible that I'm moralising my personal annoyance to feel like it's justified. it's possible.#do i still think all that is true. yes.#I've already ranted about this to all my friends shfjshf tumblr rant is the last resort get out of my head!!!
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ive been in this place for so long that i get special treatment from basically everyone😗✌🏼
#on the one hand its cool bc i get a free pass for some stuff#on the other. it reminds me of how long ive been here and it depresses me😭#rn the special privilege is being able to send pdfs i need printed instead of having to use a pen drive#when i asked the woman literally told me ' bc youre you yes you can send it'#like hiiiiii thank u so much#im also on speaking terms w all the security guards most of the cooks and some of the cleaning ladies like😭😭😭😭😭#oh i also got a (1€) discount another day when i went to buy a lunch ticket#bc they knew me so they like. debated if they should give me the 'insider' price or the outsider price#bc the ticket wasnt for me it was for a friend but i had to pick it up. in the end i got the insider price bc i went to get the ticket#instead of my friend. anyways😭 how do u want me to leave when im treated like this here..... its gonna be so hard for me when i leave LMAO#(which will hopefully be next yr)#z xarre
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Miss Ninaaaa!!!!
You mentioned having a cat! May we see?
Hope you feel less stressed soon!🫶🏻
AAAAAAAA!!! my favorite conversation topic!!!! yes, absolutely!!! <3 so i actually have an ask i answered over here about her ( smh, i had to send it To My Self because i lost it? fml. but yes, i didn't want to re-type it, it's kind of long, but included lots of cat pictures. <3 )
-uncle nina, cat mom
#oh my god lily is my favorite conversation topic#she is legit my best friend like she is The Homie#she is the fly girl of the ncu she's my problematic fave because she wakes me up at 5am eating plastic#she also likes to step on my laptop and delete everything i write like ik shes reading my soft core smut and is judging me#she fr is reading my shit and is like bestie i'm doing u a favor#but yes everyone say thank you lily yes she is beautiful i am gobsmacked often by her beauty#i can't believe i got her for fifty dollars from a crazed woman in a motel when she acts up i'm like lily chill out ur for the streets#shes she is very spoiled by me she is my baby and my angel#she is also literally A DOG she chases her tail CONSTANTLY its very big and fluffy and i have a big rubber band#and she plays fetch with me all the time but sometimes she cant find it when its 2 ft in front of her...shes not the brightest#she is my princess tho its ok baby shes a sensitive queen#speaking of being sensitive smh everyone say rose we miss you she was perfect and i miss her every fucking day#like literally my first born literally like my first born daughter and i never got closure and never will it sucks#but i'm thankful for the time i had with her she was evil and so smart and very pretty and little w big ass eyes#i write to her every day in my yersey ptsd stan diary#but yes! lily and rose! but no lily is my little lady she is so annoying and shes my super best friend i love her so bad#i hope u also love her she is lovely i promise my sweet girl
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been thinking a lot about womanhood lately
#like. i don't exactly identify as being a woman. in contrast i do have a strong nonbinary/muunsukupuolinen identity#yet i do feel and acknowledge that in most contexts i AM a woman#not only because that's what most of the world sees me as but that's also consecuently how i move through the world#there is no one set way for women to experoence the world but i do feel like my experience is one of those. because i am gendered as a woman#it used to make me uncomfortable and dysphoric and i'm not saying that now it never does#but i have made my peace with it? like. i feel like i have “let womanhood in” as a part of my identity#and i have also realized that it's not actually being seen as a woman that makes me uncomfortable but being seen SOLELY as a woman#like my friends calling me a woman or my partner calling me their girlfriend doesnt sting usually#because i know they also see the other parts of my gender identity#but when a coworker refers to me with she/her or includes me in “ladies” it stings. because i know that's all they see#like YES i can be a woman. if you acknowledge that i am a bit of a weird woman.#i can be a woman if you acknowledge that i am a gnc woman. a bisexual woman. a queer woman. a woman who is sometimes bit of a man.#if you see and acknowledge that we can talk#however i am NOT a nonbinary woman. i am nonbinary AND a woman. which to some people is the same thing#but to me it's an important distinction. being nonbinary and being a woman are both parts of my gender identity but in very different ways#and very distinctively. lumping them together as equal parts of my identity as i feel the term “nonbinary woman” does doesn't describe me#i am enthusiastically nonbinary. i am begrudgingly a woman. i'm a woman with a long footnote explanation. woman¹#“nonbinary woman” also doesnt feel like it accommodates the way i relate to manhood or boyhood. but that's a whole another tedtalk#i'm not a man but i like how it looks. and i'm not a man i'm just borrowing parts of it for genderfuckery reasons#idk how to explain it in english...#in finnish i would say that en oo mies mut joskus lainaan tai iahn vaa ihailen asioita mieheyden kuvastosta.#but because in social situations and In Our Society That We Live In you mostly can just choose one gender and it's either man or a woman#thennout of those i would rather be a woman. legally. with strangers. you know. not a woman but kind of yes because i relate to other women#if i could be seen only as nonbinary i would. but then again my nonbinaryness does encompass some parts of both womanhood and manhood.#so i guess people would have trouble seeing it as “only nonbinsry”#idk man. it's complicated and also changes emphasis multiple times a year#ask me again a month from now and the gender landscape will be interpreted completely differently#gender#nowe talks
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ciri following in geralt’s footsteps by having a best friend who saved her from an otherworldly domain of peril and with whom her friendship was just so epic it became legendary and well-known throughout history, sighted by many people, and recorded in multiple accounts
#yes i am comparing their friendships . yes i am#except it’s reversed in that everyone knows dandelion is real but doubts ihuarraquax is real#the witcher books#c: ihuarraquax#c: ciri#book: lady of the lake#txt#c: geralt#c: dandelion#i remain by my opinion that instead of avallac’h being ciri’s friend in tw3 it really should have been ihuarraquax. really really#because the kind of drama they attempted to craft with him was stuff that would have worked way better with ihuarraquax#because ihuarraquax never had any plans or ulterior motivations with ciri but he also must be loyal to the elders#and who KNOWS what the elders truly want with her. because once they wanted to extinguish her 🥲#but just like vampires partying every full moon i think it was something just a little too bizarre for the market#f: i’ve grown up#s: i want to be by your side
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The worst is being severely depressed and on the verge of bursting into tears but having an upbeat song about enjoying life stuck in your head.
#am i right ladies#am i right fellas#just learned my very small number of friends text between each other and not to me✌️#love feeling like the outsider of the group like my tramatic experience in high school#as least back then it was like 15 people and some would talk to me#now it’s just 4 and I’m left alone for weeks at a time#could I text and try to reach out myself? yes#and I probably should#but does thinking I’m the one in the wrong for being the most forgetable person on earth feel better?#you betcha#trauma dumping#feel free to ignore#ignore me#sad posting hours#sad post#sadposting#sorry for being depressing
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Beidou is a pansexual, polyamarous, pirate, who's dating both Ningguang and Kazuha, btw
(Ningguang and Kazuha aren't dating, but they are also both poly)
(Ningguang is a lesbian, of course, and doesn't have any other long-term relationships outside of Beidou, except perhaps her Jade Palace)
(Kazuha is demi, and eventually ends up dating both Heizou and Gorou, and being entangled in the Inazuma Polycule, but that's like. a whoooole other post)
#genshin impact#yes i'm headcanon beidou as pan purely for the triple p#it's funny <3#ningguang has probably wined and dined more than one lucky lady let's be real#sometimes beidou isn't around and a lady has NEEDS okay#i love the idea of kazuha being demi#and i'm imagining beidou being the one to help him with the loss of his (boy)friend and eventually helping him explore his sexuality#they are. important to me 🥺
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