#kyle is just so 🫦

[soaps-mohawk]

The way u describe Kyle.... I just wanna give him a fat kiss on the lips and eat him. Like, in the "OMG a cute puppy!" way. Yk? Like I just wanna stare at him for hours like he's the Mona Lisa, or the mountains when the sun is setting. Bite tf outta him like he's a crunchy grape or one of those delicious asf cookies grandmas make. Like, i'm melting over here sir why are you so majestic😩😩. He's so precious like a sapphire, or a diamond. Words cannot describe how pretty that man is and how he makes me feeeeellllll 😩☺ yk? just wanna grab his cheeks and squish them and give him little kisses all over🥹🫠 the way u describe him makes him even more beautiful, like, omg. GIMME NEOW ☺☺

Also, what do u think the boys would do if omega put little rubber bands and bows in their hair? ☺ I wonder if theyd be like "🤨🤨" or just be fine w it. I'm jus imagining omega+Kyle chasing Price down just to put little pink and purple bows in his beard and snapping millions of pictures of him. Mmmmmmmmmm. ☺

Lets end on a happier note tonight.

I understand you 100%. Kyle is my baby girl, my malewife, my sweet princess, my pookie bear. I want to frame him on the wall and also bite him and also sit on his face. Mhm I understand you completely.

Johnny would ask for it to happen 😂 might dodge at first depending on how they came at him, but then he's into it. Decorate his whole mohawk.

Kyle's down. Puts them in himself 😂

John definitely tries to stop it (but only halfheartedly) but gives in when he sees the cute faces in front of him. Forgets to take them out too 😂

Simon....no. absolutely not 😂 will hold them in air jail if they try.

Have a Kyle and I'll see you all tomorrow

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

It's a Match! || 141 x reader

[ Chapter 1 ] || [ Chapter 3 ]

Pairing: Soap x Reader || 141 x gn!Reader Words: 1K~ cw: a bit of dirty talking/innuendos Summary: While overcoming recent heartbreak, you decide to join Tinder in search of a rebound. Your friends advise to just Swipe Right indiscriminately... What happens when 4 soldiers from the same squad match with you?

Chapter 2: Johnny

“Oh, hello…” You remarked to yourself as your eyes locked into a stunning pair of blue eyes on your screen, stopping your mindless right-swipping. “...Johnny.”

“You’re 29… A soldier… Scottish… Are you friends with Kyle?” You mused playfully. “Let me guess, you’re a gym bro, aren’t you?” You asked sarcastically as you tapped your finger on the right side, skipping through his pictures. The first one immediately after was him lifting while wearing a weightlifting belt. “Yup… Mandatory gym pic.”

Chuckling to yourself, you snap a screenshot of his profile to the girls as well, sending it quick.

leah: @/mia Whatever good energy you sent its working. second hot guy in the last 5 minutes! mia: i lit a CANDLE for this!!!!! leah: there weren’t any handsome guys like this when i was on tinder?! 😫 UNFAIR. 🙄 you: blow it out then cause this is the 3rd actually. leah: 3rd??? Where’s number 2??? you: didn’t think to snap a screenshot. hasn’t matched me back yet. mia: has he posted a shirtless pic? you: kyle did and this one idk but probably. need to check. leah: Don’t forget to send it over.🥴

Shaking your head and laughing in amusement, you went back to Tinder, checking on ‘Johnny’. The mandatory gym pic was there… a couple of them in fact! And then the mandatory shirtless selfie. Or rather… The mandatory shirtless SELFIES. Plural.

Three of them… The first one was him just straight up wearing just a towel… And the next was him in a kilt… And the next was him with a button-up very much so unbuttoned. 

“Oh, my, Johnny-John-John… You sure know how to woo a bird…” You joked to yourself.

You dragged your finger down to check his bio and immediately frowned. “Of course…” You trailed off with a disappointed frown as you snuck another spring roll into your mouth.

He might be stupidly attractive, but his personality… Gosh, he doesn’t know how to sell himself. Boring, boring, boring. “I work out and like video games!” You quipped mockingly and scoffed a bit.

“Artist.” You remarked when you reached the last of his profile’s tags, spotting that word in the hobby section. “An artist? You?” You asked your phone screen as if Johnny would come alive in it and answer you. 

You’d admit, him calling himself an artist was intriguing enough, but normally that wouldn’t be enough to make you Swipe Right on him… But you’re not under normal circumstances. You promised your friends you’d Swipe Right on everyone so…

Your phone almost dropped out of your hand as soon as the ‘It’s a Match’ screen showed. “Of course… He’s probably swiping right on everyone as well…” Rolling your eyes, you go to click off the screen but accidentally enter DMs.

Johnny: ye have any scottish in you? you: not that i know of. Johnny: would ye like to? 🫦 Johnny: wait. wdym not that ye know of??? Johnny: i was trying to be filthy and now got me curious bonnie

“Fuckin’ hell…” You said as you set down your phone and covered your face before breaking into a fit of giggles.

The fact you had accidentally ruined his pick-up line and succeeded in stumping him got you very, very amused. Okay, maybe, just maybe, he wasn’t as boring as you thought.

you: story for another time. you: i walked right into that one tho. good job. Johnny: no ye cant do that Johnny: gotta tell me all about it now you: i mean werent scottish people everywhere in the uk at one point? you: i might be 1/370232103484320th scottish. Johnny: would ye like some MORE scottish in ye then? 🫦 you: solid attempt again. you: if you keep trying you might just get there. Johnny: i intend to dont worry you: soooo… Johnny: so? you: were you wearing underwear under the kilt? Johnny: no Johnny: why want a peek? 😏 you: i’m good you: so ur an artist? Johnny: i am Johnny: ur fast at typing fuck you: what kind? you: keep up then! Johnny: drawing Johnny: im trying 🥴 you: can i see some? Johnny: hanging with my mates difficult to text fast 😤 Johnny: idk if ull be in the mood to see anything after im done with ye you: why? 🤨 Johnny: might be too tired and need to be cuddled to sleep 😏 you: oh fuck off. Johnny: u just cursed me out Johnny: i think m in love 😫 Johnny: gonna tell my mates i just met my spouse 🥴🥴 you: don’t give them any ideas. you: haven’t even agreed to meet up with you. you: haven’t been invited in the first place. Johnny: meet up with me 🙏 Johnny: meet up with me 🙏 Johnny: meet up with me 🙏 Johnny: meet up with me 🙏 Johnny: meet up with me 🙏

Your eyes widened at his enthusiasm and persistence. Okay, he was definitely not boring… It was actually kind of endearing and funny!

you: jc r u copypasting that? Johnny: yes Johnny: are ye going to or not you: can i get back to you on that? Johnny: ill wait for ye you: sure you do that johnny Johnny: ow the sarcasm burns

Concealing a chuckle, you clicked off the DMs page for the second time tonight… but, this time, you closed the app and focused on eating dinner.

Sure, this whole dating app thing was stupid, but at least you were enjoying yourself. 

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[operationnope]

LOOK AT THEM!! 🥺😭💕

I’M MELTED 🫠 Thank you so much @libelle949 for this gorgeous art 😘💖 You are amazing and lovely and talented!!

Welp, I guess I have to do a Kyle route now. They are just so in love 🥰 And this man is giving us everything. Urgh I love him so much 🫦🤌💗

[0shewrites0]

which 3 litg islanders are the most your type on paper?

Hey anon, thanks for this fun ask!

Ugh this was so hard!!! But here you go (you’ll find, I’m very indecisive about my type on paper lmaooo):

🤍 Lucas - he was the one pixel I wanted as soon as I laid my eyes on him, the attraction was just instant and extremely strong. The way he could make butterflies flutter in my belly and make me clench my thighs *afagshshsjdjj* I will never not feel things when I see him pop up somewhere, he’s got an unreal chokehold on me. I love sarcasm, I love discipline, I love men who look like sculpted gods (lol who doesn’t) and I love when they have an air of mystery about them

🤍 Kyle - I know, I know. He’s Lucas‘s complete opposite but I told you. Anyway. The instant I saw him, I knew I was gone for. The tattoos, the fashion sense, the jewelry, the BLOODY NAIL POLISH AFAGSHSHS and his sweet personality to top it off 🥵

🤍 Jude - because he’s who I would go for in real life: look wise AND personality wise (and yes. There’s a difference between irl type on paper and types of characters I pursue in games 🥲). I love his fun personality, the flirty banter and the way he tries to hide this really sweet, genuine side of him. Also, I just have a thing for blondes with light eyes. And guys who know their way around a sexy car 🫦

Honorable mention: Youcef (mostly personality wise but the way I imagine his looks I wouldn’t say no to him either tehehe)

[cordeliawhohung]

your latest ps!gaz is so 🩷🥰😍✨😘🫦💖❤️💕

the devotion—the worship—the care… all of it is exquisite

still, i can’t help but imagine gaz’s reaction to reader having to do a similar shoot,,, with someone else,,,, thus far we’ve seen gaz not necessarily jealous at other people that reader has to do shoots with but disappointed in their inability to make her finish. i think him having to be on set for a shoot later in the day and seeing reader shoot another honeymoon scene with another actor would genuinely unearth something wonderful >:)))

thank you so much!

i do plan on doing something like that in the future, i just wanna build up more of the emotional stuff with them first! so far it's just really been them just fucking around on set, but i'm wanting to have kyle put some skin in the game before really getting jealous, if that makes sense haha. i love these idiots with my whole heart <3

[peachesandhunii]

UUUUMMMM

The reunion was okay I guess

Hazel and Kyle pissed me off a bit bc regardless of Hari and Max being there, why would yall just be necking so loudly on the plane? I personally don't wanna hear that. Yall can't chill for a minute. Like damn. Bye.

Hari get over it. Look at how she treated you in the final. Pull them pannies up and block her.

I dont care about what Sienna is doing. My man don't want her so 🤷🏾‍♀️ Bye.

Max you should've known what was gonna happen messing with my opp. Imma spin the block for you tho.

Liam is soooo.... Idk but I just want him to stfu. Really a podcast bro? Stop trying to erase Nicky and Seb. Doom and Gloom forever. And what a 🫤 mixture. Sienna AND Hazel 🤨 with Liam 🤨🤨 it's cause I hate them all

EMEL!? I thought we were cool LMAO. I never saw this bitch as competition honestly. I was very clearly reading the tone of these situations wrong. I thought she was my MESSY bestie. Like she'd be shady and messy but we were always cool. Girl you know I don't want Oakley (he's on my list tho). What are we competing for? 😂 I still love her tho 🤞🏾

Claudia? Have beef with your man for liking me. Don't have beef with me. You should've left with Bea 🤷🏾‍♀️

Sophie can actually get hands stop talking to me any type of way, you foolish walnut ass bitch. Her pinto bean ass needs to know when to shut up. You don't know when you're left on read? Bye

Jack want me real bad 🫦 too bad I don't care for plain white bread. Anyway you're my opps man and I refuse to stoop down to that level.

Luna really is holding onto beef over a nigga that SHE didn't truly want. What exactly do you like about him besides his looks? Answer. QUICKLY. I'm sitting here breaking my ribs laughing at his jokes so he knows what time I'm on and you don't even wanna admit anything. But you're still holding animosity for me? Bye

Tyler...

Shawn 🤨

Bea sis why didn't you jist hook up with Claudia

Logan 😐

Bella I've missed you 🫦

Irl I would've gave Jin a piece of my mind. You wanna text SOPHIE!?!? You know I don't like this bitch 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 He always trying to be "cordial". Honestly I like guys that are nice BUT know when not to be. Anyway...

I'm gonna be on zillow looking for our house 🫦 I love him fr Jin is going into my personal litg hall of fame. 🤭 Time to do some editing 😜

[soaps-mohawk]

Hello, love! First things first, I gotta say you’re an incredible writer, and I love your work so far! I look for the updates every single week 🫶🏻

My question is are we ever going to find out how the Alphas picked their Betas?? I’d love to know how John and Simon decided they wanted to claim their Betas.

I mean we know Kyle is a pretty boy, who wouldn’t wanna make him your Beta? But I can totally imagine Johnny relentlessly wiggling his way into Simon’s heart until Simon just gave in.

Thank you again for all the hard work you in to your story! You’re doing such an amazing job 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Aww thank you love!!! I'm so glad you're enjoying the story so far 🥹💚

I mean, that pretty much is how it happened 😂 John and Kyle had a bond forming after the events that took place during the first MW game, and they just kind of naturally came together since they get paired up on assignments a lot. (Plus I don't blame Price for wanting a piece of that fine specimen 🫦)

Johnny and Simon...yeah pretty much lmao. Johnny knew Simon before the 141 was formed since I think canonically Price, Simon, and Johnny went on a mission together at least once. So they were familiar with each other, and then of course once they joined the 141 and that opportunity was there you know Johnny jumped right on it. He basically forced his way past Simon's fortress of steel he had around himself and wiggled his way right into Simon's heart. Kind of like with the reader, Simon just eventually gave in and fucked the life out of Johnny and the rest is history 🤭