#kyle broflovski/eric cartman

[drownedinlavender]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: South Park Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman

Summary:

“I said, that’s enough!” PC principal bangs on his desk once more, causing the boys to unwillingly quiet down. He clears his throat before continuing, “As I was saying, Cartman, the next time you pull another one of your little stunts where someone almost dies or the school gets destroyed, you’re getting admitted into a mental health facility where you'll be thoroughly evaluated and treated for whatever the fuck is your problem. You got that, bro?”

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The Park County School District has finally had enough of Eric T. Cartman's antics. After a series of unforeseen events, Cartman gets admitted into a mental health institute where he can finally get some long over due treatment. However, nobody expected him to be gone for so long and to come back somewhat changed.

[pleasetakethis]

Under the Stars

Written for Kyman Week 2023, Day 4: First Date / College/20’s

I included both in this one!

@kymanweek

Pairing: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman Rating: Teen Word Count: 3.5k Tags: Dare, First Dates, Kissing, Getting Together, Feelings Realization, Light Angst, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Eric Cartman Not Being an Asshole, World of Warcraft References  Summary: Cartman made a bet with Kyle: if his warrior could bring down the boss on their first attempt, Kyle had to go on a date with him.

Kyle agreed because there was no way the update had broken the game so badly that Cartman's undergeared warrior could take down the final raid boss.

Kyle lost the bet and Cartman took him on the best date of his life.

Read @ AO3

[clowfish]

bro isnt even graduating

[mtkmsp]

The boys' families! I really wanted to work on the family resemblance and overall vibes/dynamics. I had a lot of fun trying to flesh out everybody!!

Also god I'm really excited for the new special!!!!!!

[buttl0rd]

your epic!! *hands you my beloved son*

take good care of him

[ashela-ley]

[pononoin]

[yanndude]

the babies just being silly ^^ the ref I found around here:

[furidonliszn]

[up-side-in-side-out]

South Park is like a TV-MA version of the peanuts

[joolymish]

They're so supportive!! It was such a surprise!! (Everyone knew.)

[drownedinlavender]

Chapters: 7 Chapter Summary:

Eric arrives at the mental health hospital and has his first therapy session.

[pleasetakethis]

Blindsided

Written for Kyman Week 2023, Day 1: First Sight / Kindergarten

I tried to cover both with this!

@kymanweek

Pairing: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman  Rating: Teen Word Count: 3k Tags: Feelings Realization, Gay Panic, Coming Out, First Kiss, Getting Together, Light Angst, Fluff Summary: Cartman was Kyle's frenemy for as long as he could remember, which is why it caught him off-guard when he realized he had a crush on Cartman.

It might have been okay if Kenny and Cartman hadn't witnessed Kyle coming to said realization and ribbed him about having a crush until he snapped.

Lucky for Kyle, Cartman didn't figure out who the crush was on until Kyle spelled it out for him.

Read @ AO3

[moth-nocturna]

four guys, after school

[mtkmsp]

I had SO MUCH FUN watching the new special and Butters' song is just absolutely sending me. I really wanted to create a movie poster style illustration so here it is! Working on the stairs was really fun as well haha

[saprozoicworm]

i dunno either guys.. they are just standing there