#kxvinkeller

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2 + 39 bookish asks

Currently reading! :

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kelsey, and The Supernatural Enhancements by Edgar Cantero

A favourite book from childhood:

I reread The Phantom Tollbooth a ton of times! Also Granny Torrelli Makes Soup was one I would borrow from the library over and over

[kitc0nn0r]

kxvinkeller replied to your post “Álvaro Rico, Cody Christian, Jacob Artist”

no rights

WHAT DID I DO

I’m right

[grantgustn]

kxvinkeller replied to your post “poll: which is your favorite way people misspell my name in their...”

aspen

monte says aspen, so the poll is officially closed, no other vote matters, aspen wins

[taishaunas]

kxvinkeller replied to your post “i have literally never cared about awards season before but golden...”

i didn't watch asib, but i feel like they'll give bradley the directing win before the acting win at least some award show this season

he’ll probably win both categories at some point with the way he’s been whoring himself out this awards season (and i don’t mean that in a shady way, since i watched asib and liked his perfomance, but let’s just call a spade a spade). if rami simply gets nominated i’ll be happy lmao i’d love him to pull an upset but with the way the academy wet themselves over dull movies like first man plus their record of awarding basic white men i don’t have high expectations

[austin-mahones]

It's 2 in the morning and I fully blame you for all of the dynasty feels i have right now.

it’s 5 am where I am right now and honestly same like I just want Steven and Sam to have a happy wedding and for Jeff Colby to get the redemption arc he deserves.

[rigginsstreet]

this got SUPER long so its going under the cut but this is the f*lice rant i was talking about lmao enjoy! (full disclosure i also end up going on a fredsythe rant because i gotta, ok. yall gonna make me sit through this stupid ass storyline when a better one is RIGHT FUCKING THERE so yeah, im mad. fp jones also likes men get over it.)

Sorry but there's literally nothing new inventive shocking or compelling about a storyline where two grown ass straight MARRIED adults are pining over each other because they had some weird romantic connection nearly 30 fucking years ago that may or may not have resulted in a fucking teenage pregnancy that im sure NOBODY wanted like yall really out here wanting me to believe what? alice cheated on her boyfriend and got knocked up by a dude who represented everything she was trying to get away from? and she told hal the kid was fps but never told fp himself? because that makes all of ZERO FUCKING SENSE! even if they wanted to throw out “well alice and hal were broken up at the time” its still SO out of character for alice like i know she had her wild child serpent days but its not something she looks back on with fondness so why the HELL does anyone think its a good idea to set her up with the fucking LEADER of the entire GANG are you all sniffing glue?? and then theyre trying to sit here and vilify hal so that we root for alice to hook up with fp in present day? the fuck outta here im not about to sit and cheer on alice’s character regression. first of all yall need to stop getting mad at 17 year old hal for not wanting to be a father and handling this situation poorly he was a TEENAGE BOY i know yall think everyone needs to be pristine angels from birth but thats not how life works and second of all he has every right to be sketched out that his daughter brought forth her long lost brother to fill in the void polly left, especially when the first time hal sees chic hes fucking BLEEDING after being attacked for god knows what reason in hals mind like... im team hal on this one he’s the only one with some self preservation alice and betty about to get themselves killed i s2g all these dumb ass decisions are being made, which in itself is bad enough, but to make it so obvious that this is all being done to eventually prop up a ship that is the very definition of fan service, is beyond ridiculous and terrible writing. like i get it. madchen and skeet are hot and have chemistry (which...btw....literally all the parents have insane chemistry with each other but no focus on the boring obvious straight pairing i guess but oh do not worry i have more to say on that later) i get it. but what is the purpose of that if you cant write an interesting story? and dont get me started on how shoehorned this recent ~connection~ is like yes i admit in s1 i got vibes from them (which, stay on this blog for 5 minutes and you will soon realize i can romantically/sexually connect pretty much any pairing amongst the parents because, like i said, they all have insane chemistry and they all say weird shit to each other). but i cannot believe yall sat here and thought the whole sexual frustration comment after fp got out of prison or the “leave him” exchange felt authentic??? like is it me? am i the one in the twilight zone? somebody help me out here. alice and fp in s1 couldnt stand each other and now shes all joking about his sex life ?? fp almost started a huge fight during that dinner with her and hal and the kids and yet im supposed to believe he’s been pining after her all these years?? like maybe id have an easier time believing this shit if i hadnt seen how he interacts with fred (oh yes. we’re going there because im tired of this HETERO NONSENSE GOING ON ALL THE TIME IN TELEVISION WHEN THEYVE LITERALLY SET UP BETTER OPPORTUNITIES FOR SAME SEX RELATIONSHIPS IM IN A MOOD SO WE’RE GOING ALL OUT) but to close off this part of my rant (oh and i didnt even touch upon how gross itd be for betty and jughead to share a sibling lmfao but that should be self explanatory): there is literally no conceivable way for this shit to go down and not make me lose respect for alice (fp i can give a slight pass to on the front of he and his wife being separate, but even then if he goes after alice while she’s still with hal....you done fucked up). first of all, going after your daughters boyfriends/ex boyfriends father is weird. second of all, if chic is in fact hals son, then they need to work on bringing the family together. hal is not a lost cause. chic is creepy as hell if anything i can see him pulling some shit that brings betty hal and alice closer together but no that makes too much sense so the writers probably wont do that! so theyre either gonna continue to push hal out so that itll be “acceptable” for alice to run to fp, or hal has to literally just fucking die and then what? alice goes to fp in her time of grief? im gonna throw up. 

and now on to the gay shit

im supposed to compare f*lice and fredsythe scenes and come out thinking alice was the one he was in love with? bitch WHERE? fp has a sordid past with both alice and fred for different reasons. we dont know the full extent of what happened with alice (if anything but for the sake of predictability that i know to expect from a cw show, lets say they do) but given how they interact with each other we can assume it was bad. and we all know fred and fps history and how dark that got for fp (like i literally wrote up a whole thing about it if you want a link i’ll send it to you) and yet no matter the past, fp had probably his most lightest moment of the show with fred. he was willing to drop everything and help fred and soon as he asked (which, btw, fred didnt even ask for help. fp knew he was in trouble and that was it. thats all he needed and he was there for fred). THAT is love, ok. THAT is a relationship worth delving into beyond 2 friggen episodes in season 1. And yes this same storyline thats been given to f*lice with this whole adultery nonsense, but with fp and Fred, would actually be interesting because two gay kids in the early 90s actually have a valid reason for not being together and not ending up together. and then you add on that fps from the south side and fred the north, and that makes things even more complicated for them because then you can have a whole scenario of fp thinking hes not good enough for fred and ending things because of his own insecurities, his way of trying to push fred towards a better life... like THAT makes sense. even if fred and fp were never a thing and you just went with fp being in love with his best friend all these years and he could never have him (which still makes sense because i mean come on, freds casanova ways in high school with the ladies? fp sitting on the sidelines trying to be a supportive best friend but dying on the inside, never telling fred how he feels?) not to mention like half the serpents are gay as hell and there would be such a great story to tell for why all these gay south side kids end up in the same gang under fps wing, because he’s making up for his own shitty upbringing, he wants these kids to know someones looking out for them like...if the writers need plots and backstory I can give you them for free it really didn't take a lot of brainpower but no by all means tell me how the two ~straight~ kids who grew up on the same side of town under virtually the same circumstances, one of whom wanted NOTHING MORE THAN TO SHED HER SERPENT IMAGE AND CREATE A BETTER LIFE FOR HERSELF, and the other who keeps going on about wanting to put his family back together, had such a tragic backstory and its not just a blatant midlife crisis on both their ends. please. by all means. enlighten me. 😒

[riverdalepocdaily]

you were way more tactful to that anon than i ever would have been. people have blogs dedicated to a single character, so i can't fathom someone being that pressed by a blog dedicated to the handful of poc rivderale has given us. like take a seat becky and check your racism.

it took me at least five minutes to come up with a suitable reply that didn’t have at least 6 curse words in the first sentence, because trust me i’m actually very pissed, but thank you. even the riverparents have whole blogs dedicated to them so what if we want a blog dedicated to poc on the cast and their characters? i truly don’t see why that’s a problem.

[agelessrp]

kj apa [ alberto rosende, gavin leatherwood ] for monte [ intro was posted on sideblog andalasia ]

kj is all yours! ♡

[rootkit]

kxvinkeller replied to your post: Do you remember the first time your attracted to...

how do you stumble across werelwolf porn?

I got really into collecting werewolf art for wallpapers and stuff and when googling around i stumbled across sessy werewolf art

[1994gay]

35, 53

35. favourite subject. Now, If we’re talking about the plain basic subjects I’d just say english. But if we’re talking about any course I’ve ever taken It’d be a tie between: law/media english/foods/& writer’s craft. All of them were amazing courses I really enjoyed.

53. 5 things that make me happy? oh lordt... so many things... kpop, manga, a good scottmcniceass fic (a ziam fic, for you heathens out there), great sitcoms like The Nanny and Will & Grace, and.... poutine :p

[blakegallo]

new year, new theme, new icon.

i can’t update my mobile header shit because tumblr has decided that it likes my old one too much and literally every time i’ve tried to use a new one it gets rejected. so like we’re just not fucking with that anymore. 

[kitc0nn0r]

15 & 21

15. A film everyone loves but you hate?

I’m sure there are plenty but I’m having trouble thinking of them asdokjasnfn. Birdman won best picture and I found it really boring

21. A film with an amazing soundtrack?

A musical seems like the best answer but I can’t pick one: Rent, The Greatest Showman, and Across the Universe to name a few

Send questions from the film ask game!

[marleyrose]

tagged by @clarmontdiaz xo

rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better.

three ships: cory x topanga, seblaine, jim x pam, and brittana because i’m cheating and adding a fourth and you can’t stop me

last song: if i can’t have you (glee cast version) 

last movie: falsettos (2016 with andrew rannells and christian borle) 

currently reading: a beautifully foolish endeavor by hank green

currently watching: rewatching: the office, the golden girls, the proud family

currently consuming: idk i just drank a pepsi 

currently craving: a hug

tagging @dear-patience / @emj1s / @kxvinkeller / @dmitrysudayev / @mogrr / @alexademii / @schottswinn / @rosoncarla / @snowbritt + anyone who feels like it, i can’t tell u what to do. 

[mess-inside-and-out]

POSTS LIKES ASK DAME JAMES ARCHIVE

Rules: Tag someone you want to get to know better/catch up with and then answer these questions. I was tagged by @tumblingsofadiva

Favorite Color: Purple

Last songs: “You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette.

Last movie: Muerte en Buenos Aires.

Last Show Completed: My rewatch of The Witcher.

Currently watching: Community let's see if I go all the way

Currently reading: "Primo Basílio" by Eça de Queiroz.

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Spicy and sweet I like both especially chocolate with pepper.

Currently working on: lyrics for songs I started to write again after a time.

Currently playing: Myself

I’m tagging @kxvinkeller  @aaronexplainsitall and @t0mh0lland  because yes.

[austin-mahones]

sammy jo and steven are related. what kind of batshit crazy is this?

Omg no wrong ship 😅. If they even touch Jarrington I will sue the entire CW network and it’s affiliates

[rigginsstreet]

in this gazebo fp/fred are having will there be kilts or was that just a side effect of getting shot? is mary going to come or will she be on another cruise? what about gladys and jellybean?

these are all important questions im glad you asked

kilts are absolutely being worn. like yeah its part of freds heritage blah blah but more importantly its just gonna be easier for all the sex happening at the reception after (those two CANNOT keep their hands off each other once theyre married theyre so in love and happy its gross. i support them)

marys absolutely coming. fp and mary are bros these writers cant take this headcanon out of my cold dead hands and she’s been knew about fred and fps past. she’s just happy they finally worked their shit out. she brings her girlfriend as her plus one, a lovely doctor whomst she met on her christmas singles cruise

i just get the impression gladys and fp are not on the best of terms so she’s probably skipping this one but jellybean is there. she’s the flower girl. im gonna cry.