#kuukou literally beat them up and they all decided they wanted to do whatever it took to be praised by him LMAO (they’re so me)

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kuukou being popular with men still just kinda cracks me up lol

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i’m in zen mode because i am currently just processing this entire mess lol so forgive me if this winds up all over the place but the soul swap turned out to be:

ichi➡️ramu

sama➡️jaku

ramu➡️sama

jaku➡️kuu

sasa➡️ichi

kuu➡️sasa

and wow!!! no it was an entire mess lol!!!! like sasara woke up in ichiro’s body wondering why he felt fine even tho he’d been drinking all night but literally why complain about it lol so he calls out to rosho for breakfast (lmfao) but he’s not in rosho’s home…..? welp he may not remember how he got wherever he is but whatever!! and heads out of ichiro’s room. downstairs, saburo and jiro are wondering if ichiro is okay since it was his turn to make breakfast and it’s weird he’s not even awake yet. jiro stopped saburo before he could try to wake ichiro up, since he was working all day yesterday, so they both decided to make breakfast for him (🥺🥺🥺) and that’s when sasara comes down lol wondering why ichiro’s brothers are here. he’s quick to catch on he’s in ichiro’s home in bukuro but assumes he’s being pranked for the cameras lmao he knows something’s up tho after asking jiro for the bathroom and runs out screaming because he’s in ichiro’s body LOL

in shibuya, ichiro is kinda feeling a little confused about what to do with waking up in ramuda’s body lol. he gets accosted by some girls on the street wanting to play with who they think is ramuda and ichiro is very quick to escape. it’s a small world because he happens to also be seen fleeing by gentaro and dice. ichiro makes his getaway but complains about how weak ramuda’s body is since he’s really out of breath and that’s when he hears a girl crying for help. rushing to the scene, ichiro finds the girl being mugged and ichiro tries to stop them only to get beat up himself 😭 fortunately, dice shows up in the nick of time and pushes the man off ramuda as the sounds of police sirens begin to wail. this scares the man off but it was only gentaro playing the siren sound on his phone lol. ichiro thanks them but gentaro and dice know something’s wrong when ichiro calls them by their last name. he tells them he’s ichiro and dice specifically brings up the story gentaro had told him and gentaro dramatically finishes with, “but this time it’s real 🤔”

in yokokama, juto walks into the waiting room for samatoki’s office (could also just be a waiting room in katengumi in general) to find rio also waiting for samatoki. they wait in silence but a clearly nervous henchman comes to turn them away. but they hear commotion and crashes coming from samatoki’s office so they go to investigate. and find samatoki’s henchmen chasing all 186cm of that man all around the office lmao juto is absolutely shook when samatoki greets them, “ah!! usa-chan and rio~!!! ya-ho-ho!!” rio, bless him lmao, asks if what he’s doing is fun (much to juto’s indignation like seriously??? that's what you ask lol???) and is promptly corrected!! he’s not samatoki!!! he’s ramuda🌟!!!

in shinjuku, doppo’s just gotten off of work and hifumi seems to have met him to so they could go check out tea shops to gift jakurai some tea (🥺🥺🥺) there seems to be a problem tho?? there’s quite the crowd blocking their route. hifumi is eager to check it out, and doppo reluctantly follows lol and they push through the crowd to find jakurai kicking ass??????? whoever he’s beating up manages to getaway and he’s pissed so it’s no surprise hifumi asks if jakurai’s had anything to drink lol but jakurai calms, brusquely stating he understands why hifumi thinks he might be lol. he introduces himself as samatoki to hifumi and doppo

in nagoya, shakku had called jyushi and hitoya to the temple because kuukou’s acting really weird????? both are confused by what that could mean so shakku leads the way. we find kuukou meditating in the temple’s main hall (LOL) admittedly, hitoya’s like what’s this got to do with what’s wrong with kuukou and shakku goes just wait until he speaks lol so jyushi tentatively calls out to him and kuukou (pls know that i’m dying typing this lol) calmly greets jyushi and tells him to stay put, he’ll walk over there. he’s also pleasantly surprised to see hitoya as well. and jyushi and hitoya understand LOL kuukou’s concerned they seem so surprised but remembers himself and reintroduces himself as jakurai. hitoya turns back to shakku like has answers even tho shakku literally called them because he’s confused too lol hitoya tries to question kuukou what’s wrong with him the way he usually does, calling him a shitty monk and all but jakurai calmly replies that this is the truth of the situation and jyushi starts crying that kuukou really is acting weird. jakurai’s stumped on how to get them to believe him but hey!!!! there’s a man that he has decades of history with!!! and goes, ‘hitoya, do you remember the time you suddenly showed us that you could do the moonwalk in middle school?’ hitoya is instantly startled lmao. jakurai: “it was most impressive 😃 you were such a hit that for a while our classmates were calling you ‘amaguni moon.’ and then during our sports festival, as we played tug of way you had—“ hitoya rushes to cover jakurai’s mouth lol and jyushi was like “were those stories true?? 😳” hitoya tries to refute but jakurai pushes hitoya off to say of course it’s true— hitoya loudly says he believes him so just shut up lol!!!!!!

in osaka, it’s a beautiful morning and we’re greeted by birdsong, rosho snoozing and rei and sasara loudly snoring lol except there’s only one person we haven’t seen yet and that’s kuukou lol. he wakes up first and is wondering why the heck he feels so weird…….. and is surrounded by a huge amount of sake bottles……. with rosho and rei?? so he rudely awakes rosho by slapping him lol rosho’s obviously mad to be hit so he, of course, hits him back. kuukou shoved him out of anger and rosho gives back as good as he got and it’s a full blown fist fight in rosho’s apartment LOL rei finally wakes up because it’s loud af and is wondering why they’re so rowdy so early. kuukou wants answers tho and he’s clearly talking like kuukou so rei’s like, ‘is this some new joke of yours??’ and rosho also asks if sasara is okay but kuukou snaps that he’s not sasara, he’s kuukou!!!! both rei and rosho are confused and kuukou’s like obviously i’m kuukou just look at me!!!! rei directs him to look at a mirror. he does. kuukou: “I’M SASARA???????????????????” lol so rosho gets the facts sorted out, kuukou’s in sasara’s body is that right?? kuukou frustratedly tells him that’s what he said and rei laughs at him and chooses to believe it. rosho asks how can he believe something so stupid and rei says it’s more fun to take it at face value LOL rosho goes with it and assumes that since kuukou is in sasara’s body, it must be the other way around too right?? kuukou snaps he can’t know that for sure and rei suggests to go find out themselves 😎

and finally back in bukuro, the bb with not ichiro are all sitting in an awkward silence until sasara literally cannot handle it anymore lmao jiro and saburo are still stuck on the osaka accent ichiro suddenly has lol they’re assuming it’s a weird prank ichiro’s doing but sasara insists he’s telling the truth, he sasara so he decides to tell them a joke since he’s a famous comedian!!! it was so lame of a pun jiro and saburo immediately believed he was not ichiro because ichiro wouldn’t say something so lame lmao and sasara is so offended he pushed jiro out of anger and before you know it, it’s a full blown fist fight in yorozuya yamada lmao fortunately fp with not ramuda walk in and ichiro (all 155cm of him lol) wacks them all upside their heads. ichiro introduces himself but he’s confused about the osaka accent coming out of his body since ramuda doesn’t have an osaka accent. but that’s because it’s sasara!!!! to their surprise lol which means it’s a lot more complicated than a simple body swap like fp had been assuming…….!!!

and then we wait until the next part 😩