#kuu talks

[ennw1]

i am so unreasonably obsessed with this motherfucker and i dont even know his name

[spark-circuit]

okay listen. i know there's already one video about The Fucking Creep out there. but i NEED to share one of my favourite Creep Moments.

[yurishica]

I have this silly thought, that if art club got disbanded, Borupen, Kumi and Horuda would make a literature appreciation club or smth like this

[bubblesandpages]

thinking about Kyoko Ren and Kuu

[propertyofkylar]

i want kylar to come home to find me being a good little wife in a slutty little maid outfit and make him happy :)

[chipsncookies]

I love every time Xie Yingluo and Di Kong interact, they bounce each other so well

[4byun]

Tagged by @tuisong! Thank you 💌

8 shows to get to know me:

Castlevania

The Legend of Vox Machina

Given

Skam

Reply 1988

Young Justice

Death Note

Blue Period

I had a lot in mind but these are my comfort shows!

Tagging: @stabbyfoxandrew + @nocedal + @insomnikat-mused + @kaeyadyke + @mx-sinisters + @aroace-genderfluid-sheep 🤍!

(only if you want! :3 )

[leonleonhart]

i still cant believe alan wake got a sequel

[shiroi---kumo]

How do you feel about your parents?

"I miss them, desperately. Mother and Father have both faded now and it's been so long some days I struggle to remember the sound of their voices. I loved them, so much. I still do. Mother and Father weren't perfect but they had a lot on their plates. I don't know what else to ask of an entire planet's King and Queen. Father was dealing with a lot and mother was doing her best to help him. Even if they weren't the King and Queen, they still had me, the child of prophecy, as a son.

Just having me as a son was a handful, let alone managing the well being of the entire kingdom. They did the best they could with what they had and I know that probably sounds insane coming from a place of royalty to most people. I can't begin to explain Misterican Royals to you but we were... not what I have come to find as the general consensus of what royal was or should be.

Quite the opposite in fact. Every other culture I have spoken to, I have come to find views Misterican Royals as strange.

Mother and Father loved me with everything they were and I the same. Even if Father was strict. Even if crossing Mother was the last thing you ever wanted to do. Even if sometimes I felt alone because they were so busy. Even through everything, I know they loved me with everything they were. Usva and I both.

I'd give anything to be able to have them back with me but I know no one comes back from the fade. I know they've taken up their places in nature. So I sit and talk to the moon sometimes and on occasion I will sing to the sun when he goes to sleep. It's sad how rare it is that they get to be together now so I wouldn't want them to be lonely. It's the least I can do as their son, after everything they did for me."

[red-dyed-sarumane]

SPEAKING of touhoku zunko. my fave under appreciated song with her. narumiya's kuuchuu yuuei

[ennw1]

if kiyoshi-kun gets cancelled i'm gonna riot. it can't be taken from me after giving me THIS character design

and also being something akin to what i grew up with like.... cmon, its SO GOOD and its only got 2 chapters rn!! i rarely say this abt manga, let alone EVER say it abt a jump manga

pls gods of jump, dont take this godsend away from meeeeeeeeee

[spark-circuit]

i've never seen this choice happen before but the instant regret payoff took me out so fucking hard

(Footage source from @kuueater's stream of Not For Broadcast, you can find the Youtube video here and their Twitch channel here!)

[anonymousewrites]

A Not-So-Disastrous Romance (Book 2) Chapter Twelve

Saiki Kusuo x Reader

Chapter Twelve: Family

Summary: (Y/N) and Saiki end up on a family trip, and (Y/N) meets all the Saikis.

            “Are you and (Y/N) almost done with your homework, Kuu?” said Mrs. Saiki, smiling at her son and his partner as they sat in the living room and worked. She was so happy the two were dating and loved doting on her child-in-law (Saiki’s face had almost broken its usual blank expression and turned red the first time Mrs. Saiki had thought of (Y/N) as an in-law. Now he was desensitized).

            “Yeah,” said Saiki.

            “Oh, good, we have to get on the road soon,” said Mrs. Saiki.

            “What’s going on?” asked (Y/N) curiously.

            “We’re visiting my parents in the country,” said Mrs. Saiki, smiling.

            “Just a weekend trip, but it’s been a while since we’ve seen them,” said Mr. Saiki. “They’re probably dying to see us.”

            “Mom and I, maybe,” said Saiki. “My grandpa doesn’t like my dad.”

            (Y/N) chuckled slightly as Mr. Saiki’s head drooped in disappointment.

            “What are you up to this weekend, (Y/N)?” said Mrs. Saiki.

            “Nothing much,” said (Y/N). “My parents are on a work trip, so I’ll just hang out at home.”

            “On your own?” said Mrs. Saiki, face falling.

            “I’m used to it,” said (Y/N), smiling.

            They are too forgiving, thought Saiki. He really had no idea how such serious parents who never had any fun managed to create such a cheerful, selfless person like (Y/N).

            “I have a wonderful idea,” said Mrs. Saiki, brightening. “Why don’t you come with us?”

            “I don’t want to interrupt a family visit,” said (Y/N), waving their hands.

            “You are all going to bother them.” And me for having a relationship, thought Saiki. He was against it.

            “No, no, we’re going to a festival in my hometown,” said Mrs. Saiki, waving her hand with a smile. “So it’s not just family, it’s fun. Come along, I insist.”

            “I really don’t want to intrude,” said (Y/N), though they did like the idea.

            “You’re part of the family! Right, Kuniharu?” said Mrs. Saiki, smiling at Mr. Saiki.

            “Right!” Mr. Saiki gave a thumbs up. “You’re Kuu’s partner, so you’re welcome to join.”

            “Kusuo, if you’re uncomfortable, I won’t go,” said (Y/N), looking at him.

            “You’re more tolerable than most of my family,” said Saiki.

            “Hey!” cried Mr. Saiki.

            “You’ll definitely get bothered,” said Saiki.

            “Your family doesn’t bother me,” said (Y/N), smiling.

            “Then it’s decided!” said Mrs. Saiki. “You’re coming with us.”

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            “This is my childhood home,” said Mrs. Saiki, smiling.

            “It’s cute,” said (Y/N), nodding.

            “I’ll call to let them know we’re here,” said Mr. Saiki, pulling out his phone. It rang, and he smiled. “Hey, Dad, I—” He frowned. “The line disconnected.”

            “He hung up,” said Saiki to (Y/N). “Grandpa is a tsundere, but he really doesn’t like my Dad.”

            “Sounds like someone I know,” said (Y/N) with a teasing smile. Saiki deadpanned, and (Y/N) chuckled.

            “We’ll just go up to the door,” said Mrs. Saiki cheerfully.

            She led the way towards the house, and as they walked from the bus station, a car drove by at record-breaking speeds. Saiki paused and looked back.

            “What’s wrong, Kusuo?” asked Mr. Saiki.

            “I thought I heard my name being called from that car,” said Saiki.

            “Kuniharu!” Grandma Saiki came outside upon hearing their voices. “Were you just talking to my husband?”

            Mr. Saiki frowned. “What? I did call, but it got disconnected.”

            “Oh.” Grandma Saiki’s face fell into concern. “He just drove off after talking with Kusuo on the phone. Wait—”

            “Yare yare.” He had just arrived, and already Saiki was dealing with problems. He teleported away.

            “Oh, good, he’ll bring your father back,” said Grandma Saiki, smiling and greeting her daughter. She noticed (Y/N). “Who’s this?” Her eyes widened. “They saw Kusuo teleport!”

            “It’s fine, I know,” said (Y/N), smiling. “I’m (L/N) (Y/N).”

            “They’re Kuu’s significant other,” said Mrs. Saiki. “Aren’t they adorable?”

            “Kusuo’s dating? How wonderful,” said Grandma Saiki. “It’s a pleasure to meet you, (Y/N). Call me Grandma.” The Saikis were a very welcoming family (if they weren’t tsunderes, that was).

            “Thank you,” said (Y/N), smiling.

            “They’re so sweet,” said Mrs. Saiki. “And a great baker.”

            “We can always use more.” Grandma Saiki chuckled. “What with all the sweet tooths in our family.”

            “That’s how I bribe Kusuo to do things with me,” said (Y/N), laughing.

            “They know him so well,” said Grandma Saiki, as happy as could be that Saiki had such a friendly and kind partner. “Come in, come in, let me grab you all food. We have so much to catch up on!”

            “I see the car with your dad and Kusuo coming up the road,” said Mr. Saiki.

            “Good, he found him,” said Mrs. Saiki.

            The car parked, and Saiki stepped out. He looked especially annoyed, and (Y/N) was about to ask what was wrong when his grandfather got out of the car.

            “Oh! It’s you!” (Y/N) grinned.

            Yare yare, I forgot they’d met on accident, thought Saiki.

            “You’re the student who helped me buy sweets for my grandson,” said Grandpa Saiki, looking at them. “What are you doing here?”

            “Dad, this is Kuu’s significant other,” said Mrs. Saiki proudly.

            “She’s going to tell everyone, isn’t she?” said Saiki.

            (Y/N) laughed. “It’s sweet.” They smiled at Grandpa Saiki. “It’s nice to officially meet you. What a coincidence—I thought you had described someone like Kusuo.”

            This is Kusuo’s partner? My grandson is already dating? Oh, he’s bringing more people into the family! I’m not ready! They’re nice! I don’t deserve to see my grandson this happy! He’s growing up so fast! Internally, Grandpa Saiki was crying with joy. “Welcome,” was all Grandpa said.

            Saiki sighed. At least they all like (Y/N). Not that anyone could dislike them. That would be inconceivable.

            Aha, so Saiki got his tsundere tendencies genetically, thought (Y/N), amused.

            “Isn’t anyone going to say hello to me?” A third person got out of the car—this one also familiar. “Long time no see! Kusuke is home!”

            “Kusuke! What are you doing here?” asked Mr. Saiki, delighted to see his older son.

            “Ku! You came!” said Mrs. Saiki.

            “I was missing my family,” said Kusuke.

            “You’ve grown to be so handsome,” said Grandma Saiki.

            “You’re still pretty, Grandma,” said Kusuke.

            “Oh, you! Stop!”

            “I wouldn’t have come if I knew he was coming,” said Saiki. “I would have stayed home with you.”

            “That’s sweet,” said (Y/N), smiling.

            “Oh, what’s this, Kusuo?” Kusuke grinned. “You brought your friend to a family trip?” Saiki just glared.

            “Their Kuu’s partner!” said Mrs. Saiki. She was really excited to tell people—she really liked (Y/N).

            “You actually confessed?” Kusuke sighed. “I had been looking forward to blackmailing you some more.”

            “Huh?” (Y/N) tilted their head and blinked.

            “Ignore him,” said Saiki.

            “I told him I’d tell you about his crush on you if he didn’t play my game in London,” said Kusuke. “It worked like a charm! I really am disappointed he doesn’t have that weakness still. I’ll have to find another one.”

            “Is it that important?” (Y/N) blinked.

            “No,” said Saiki. He could deal with most of his family meeting (Y/N), and Kusuke technically already had, but Saiki had hoped to avoid Kusuke being around his partner for as long as possible—he’d only try to find a way to use Saiki’s relationship against him.

            “The last thing I need is more people in the house,” grumbled Grandpa Saiki, his usual gruffness taking over as he stepped into the house.

            “Tell Kusuke to leave,” said Saiki instantly.

            “We can put up with him for the weekend,” said (Y/N). They smiled. “I’m here with you.”

            Saiki softened slightly. That made it better. Then, he saw Kusuke smirking and went back to glaring.

            Kusuke shrugged. “There’s nowhere else for me to go, so I’m staying.”

            “Good!” said Grandma Saiki. “Then we can all have dinner together. Come in, come in!” She ushered everyone inside. “Everyone is here, so I pulled out all the stops.”

            Everyone sat down, and Grandma Saiki smiled, pleased. Together, the group put their hands together in front of the food.

            “Thanks for the food!” said everyone.

            “I haven’t had Japanese food for a while,” said Kusuke, smiling as he dug in.

            “This tastes delicious, Mrs. Saiki,” said (Y/N) to Grandma Saiki.

            “I told you to call me Grandma,” said Grandma Saiki. She grinned at her husband. “Isn’t it nice to have so many for dinner, honey?”

            I’m so happy. If this is my last supper, I have no regrets. “Mm.” Grandpa Saiki just grunted.

            “The fish is so good,” said (Y/N), smiling. Saiki quietly handed them a bit of his.

            I caught it myself! thought Grandpa Saiki. Eat up! Eat lots!

            “It’s yummy!” said Mr. Saiki.

            Not you! Stop eating!

            “I brought you a souvenir from London, Grandma,” said Kusuke, giving Grandma Saiki a box.

            She opened it and exclaimed in surprise. “They’re so cute!” It was a pair of heels with little pink blows. “I love them! They were featured in Seventeen!” She hugged Kusuke. “Thank you!”

            Saiki deadpanned. “You read Seventeen?”

            “Everyone has hobbies,” said (Y/N), shrugging.

            “I got you a present, too, Grandpa,” said Kusuke.

            My turn! thought Grandpa Saiki joyfully.

            “Anyway, why did you come back, Kusuke?” asked Mr. Saiki. “You didn’t even call.”

            Not now!

            “I don’t have school and figured it was time to visit home,” said Kusuke. “When I heard you were coming here, I thought I’d join.”

            “You were in England for a long time, weren’t you?” said (Y/N), attempting to be friendly.

            “Six years and ninety-five days,” said Kusuke. He tapped his anti-telepathy headband. “It took me a long time to finish this.”

            “He’s going to be frustrated when he finds out about germanium,” whispered (Y/N), touching their earrings subconsciously.

            “Maybe it would finally humble him,” said Saiki.

            “As I was saying, I have a souvenir for Grandpa,” said Kusuke, walking to his suitcase and opening it.

            “Why don’t we go to the festival?” said Grandma Saiki.

            Shut up! thought Grandpa Saiki.

            “What is the festival?” asked (Y/N) curiously.

            “We went there when Kuu and Kusuke were little,” said Mrs. Saiki, remembering the event fondly. “I’d love to go again.”

            “Are you going, Kusuo?” asked Kusuke.

            “I won’t go if you go, and I’ll go if you don’t,” said Saiki plainly.

            “You don’t think your partner wants to go?” said Kusuke impishly.

            Saiki looked at (Y/N). They smiled apologetically.

            “It does sound kind of fun,” admitted (Y/N).

            Saiki let out a sigh. He couldn’t deny them anything. “I’ll go.”

            “We’ll all go together!” said Grandma Saiki. “You’ll drive us there, won’t you, dear?”

            Go to a festival with my grandsons?! Grandpa Saiki’s imagination exploded at the idea of how cute Kusuke and Saiki would look in yukatas.

            Saiki rolled his eyes at the weird fantasy. He didn’t get it.

            A picture of (Y/N) in a yukata popped into his head.

            Oh, wow. Saiki understood the appeal. He always thought (Y/N) looked nice, but a yukata would look even better than usual. And this can be a nice date.

            “Oh, no!” said Grandma Saiki. “Our car only seats five people. Two people need to stay behind.”

            “I can drive, then,” said Mr. Saiki.

            “You don’t have to come then, dear,” said Grandma Saiki to Grandpa Saiki.

            Grandpa Saiki froze, and all his thoughts went to the blue screen of death.

            “I can stay behind to give you guys a chance to catch up as family,” said (Y/N), smiling.

            “No.” (Y/N) made going worth it.

            “Nonsense!” said Mrs. Saiki, smiling. “We can’t split up the couple! You two are young, you deserve a date.”

            “We can leave Kusuke,” said Saiki. He saw no problem with that.

            “Kusuo,” scolded Mrs. Saiki.

            “How about this?” said Kusuke, smiling. “People can sit on each other’s laps. If Grandpa drives, Mom and Dad can share a seat, and Kusuo and (L/N) can.”

            Mr. and Mrs. Saiki blushed and immediately began rambling about how it “could be nice but they didn’t know and only if the other was alright with it” (they were eternally in the honeymoon stage of their relationship).

            Red blossomed across (Y/N) and Saiki’s cheeks. They were both asexual, so that wasn’t even a thought in their mind, but, still, the idea of such PDA was flustering, to say the least. The most they’d done is kissed and held hands—and cuddled once in bed, but even that had some separation. Sitting on one another’s lap was a huge step up.

            “That seems unsafe,” said Mrs. Saiki, frowning.

            “That’s true,” chirped Kusuke. He just wanted to get a rise out of Saiki.

            “Can’t Kusuo meet us there? You know, teleport?” said Mr. Saiki.

            “He just won’t come,” said Kusuke.

            “Oh, honey!” Grandma Saiki’s eyes widened as Grandpa Saiki collapsed, overheated, from all the joy that spending time with his grandsons would cause him.

            “Let’s get him to his room,” said Mrs. Saiki worriedly.

            Saiki sighed and levitated his grandpa into his bedroom, laying him down.

            “It seems he fainted from all the excitement,” said Mrs. Saiki.

            “He just needs some rest,” assured Grandma Saiki.

            “I wonder what Grandpa was so excited about,” said Kusuke “innocently.” “But now we only need to squeeze in one extra person.”

            “You’re horrible.” Saiki knew Kusuke had brought the whole idea up to fluster him and put Grandpa Saiki out of commission.

            “Kusuo, will you teleport and meet us at the festival?” asked (Y/N).

            “He’ll just skip out,” said Kusuke.

            “I’ll see you there,” said Saiki (partly to spite Kusuke and completely to agree with his partner).

            “I’m picking out yukatas for everyone!” said Mrs. Saiki instantly.

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[propertyofkylar]

the fuck did we go from people bothering you with random questions to beating Pikmin to an anime love triangle?

brother i'm just along for the ride, taking every step as it goes. i'm enjoying the arcs of my blog though

[karasukarei]

Wind Breaker Drama CD vol. 1 – Fuurin, Memories of a Summer (Part 1)

I received a translation request for the drama CD that came with the first anime DVD/Blu-ray, thank you! It's quite long so I'll be doing it in sections. You can listen to it here!

I'll just be doing the script, if there's anyone keen to time it with the audio feel free to hit me up! Video editor found!

Translation masterpost here!

Note: I took some liberties with translations this time to make it read more smoothly. As always, if there’s any mistakes, feel free to let me know!

Shorthand because some names are really long:

Sakura – Sakura

Nirei – Nirei

Suo – Suo

Sugishita – Sugi

Kiryuu – Kiryuu

Tsugeura – Tsuge

Hiiragi – Hii

Umemiya – Ume

Scene 1 – 0:09~3:14

Nirei: Wahhh!

Tsuge: The blazing sun! The sparkling waves!

Nirei: This is the feeling of summer!

Tsuge: Kuu, I’m getting excited!

Kiryuu: How are they so full of energy? I’m about to melt~

Suo: Ahaha! It’s definitely really hot today!

Hii: They’re probably the kind to use up all their energy in the morning. (t/n: not quite sure if I heard this right; feel free to let me know if this is wrong!

Kiryuu: Nirei-chan, those are trendy sunglasses!

Nirei: Ehehe, I like this style! Eh, I’m getting too carried away, aren’t I?

Suo: I think it’s fine to go for a different vibe from usual! Of course, the usual Nirei-kun is great too!

Nirei: Thank you very much! (t/n: WHAT A PURE GOOD BOY)

Sakura: *grunts of anguish*

Hiiragi: Sakura? You’ve been quiet since just now, what’s wrong?

Kiryuu: Oh yo~? (t/n: THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU TOSSHIIIII) Sakura-chan, your face is all red, are you ok?

Tsuge: Do you have heat stroke?! You can have some of my special sports drink to replenish your fluids!

Suo: It’s all good! Sakura-kun doesn’t have heat stroke!

Nirei or Tsuge (edit: Thanks @/pikiiro!): Really?

Suo: Yup! He probably just can’t take the surrounding atmosphere.

Nirei: Surrounding?

Kiryuu: Ooh~ (t/n: this is with a cute down intonation <3) There’s a couple there, there’s a couple there, ah, there’s also a couple here.

Nirei: Speaking of which, it seems that this beach is popular as a date spot for couples!

Suo: You’ve just become embarrassed, haven’t you Sakura-kun!

Sakura: DAAAAAAAAAA

Kiryuu: Sakura-chan is so cute~

Sakura: Shut up!

Hiiragi: You guys shut up.

Suo: Ah yes. Hiiragai-san, thank you for inviting us today!

Hiiragi: It’s fine, sorry for the short notice. Umemiya suddenly asked to invite you all.

Nirei: But it’s amazing isn’t it! He won first place in a lucky draw at the shopping street!

Hiiragi: That guy does tend to win these lucky draws… (t/n: Ume-chan can you gimme your luck for my ichiban kuji draws)

Tsuge: It even comes with a stay at the inn, I’m all fired up! (t/n: I can’t hear exactly what he said, it was either 2 or 3 nights’ stay. As for the inn itself, think of it as renting out a summer house where you can do whatever you want, it’s not a ryokan where there are people at your beck and call.)

Sakura: Anyway, where is that Umemiya?!

Suo: Now that you mention it, he hasn’t come yet.

Hiiragi: That guy, he’s late again… (t/n: rip Hiiragi’s stomach)

Ume: Hey everyone!

Nirei: Umemiya-san! Good morning!

Ume: Sorry about making everyone wait!

Sakura: You’re (“omae”) the one who invited everyone you shouldn’t be late!

Sugi: It’s not “omae”, it’s “Umemiya-san”!

Ume: Sugishita, don’t fight here ok? (t/n: he sounds like he’s talking to his pet dog LMAO)

Sakura: Also! Why is this guy here?!

Kiryuu: That’s true, Sugi-chan seems to hate stuff like this…

Ume: I invited him! Since it’s summer, let’s do stuff befitting our springtime of youth! (t/n: ok I took some liberties with this translation, but I think this sounds cooler)

Sugi: Thank you very much for inviting me.

Ume: I told you guys when you entered the school right? “This summer let’s all go to the beach!” Don’t you guys remember?

Sakura: He was serious about that?

Hiiragi: This guy is always serious.

Ume: I invited Kaji and gang too but they had plans today… next time it’ll be all of Fuurin!

Nirei: Isn’t that a tall order?

Ume: Anyway let’s get into the sea! Don’t you guys find it hot just standing around here?

Hiiragi: We were waiting for you!

Ume: Oh yeah, that’s right!

Hiiragi: *groans of acidic anguish*

Suo: Hiiragi-san, it’ll be nice if you won’t need to use your stomach medicine today ^^; (t/n: reading back on this it sounds as though he’s telling Hiiragi not to use his medicine. It’s closer to “man, I sure hope you won’t end up being forced to use your medicine today” – I hope this makes sense x_x)

Nirei: Ah, hahaha…

Scene 2 – 3:14~4:59

Hiiragi: I think we can leave our stuff here.

Nirei: Eh, is that so, Sakura-san?

Kiryuu: Hmm, what is it, what’s up?

Suo: It seems that this is Sakura-kun’s first time at the beach!

Tsuge: That’s rare!

Sakura: Is it that bad? It’s not like I had any reason to come anyway…

Ume: Isn’t that fine! Since it’s your first time, it means that you can start to have fun here from now on!

Sakura: *gulps of embarrassment*

Ume: Hehe, make memories together with us. Hey everyone, let’s go!

Sakura: Oi, don’t pull me!!!

Kiryuu: Ooh- They’ve left.

Hiiragi: *sighs* You guys go too.

Nirei: Hiiragi-san, aren’t you going?

Hiiragi: We need someone to watch our stuff.

Nirei: Then I’ll stay behind. We can’t leave Hiiragi-san to take care of our stuff!

Hiiragi: Don’t sweat on it, we can take turns later.

Kiryuu: Ah, I’ll be staying behind so it’s ok~ I’m not going into the sea~

Tsuge: You’re not, even though we came all the way here?

Kiryuu: Hmm, I don’t like getting all stick from the seawater, and I also haven’t cleared my login bonuses today~ (t/n: this man has his priorities right)

Nirei: As expected of Kiryuu-san, your resolve is firm!

Tsuge: He’s displaying his virtue here! (t/n: the literal translation was “I can smell his virtue” but it’s… kinda weird lmao)

Suo: I’ll be staying behind too.

Nirei: Suo-san, you too?

Hiiragi: By the way, you guys are wearing parkas on top of your rash guards, isn’t it hot? (t/n: think of a light beach jacket, not a literal winter parka)

Suo: I don’t want to get sunburned!

Tsuge: Oh, that’s a virtue too! That’s great, I want to learn more about everyone’s virtue!

Suo: Eh… aren’t you going into the sea? (t/n: I see what you did there Suo)

Tsuge: Oh yes! Come Nirei-kun, let’s go!

Nirei: Yes!

Hiiragi: For crying out loud… I’ll be leaving our stuff to you guys.

Suo: Of course! Please take care!

Kiryuu: Everyone has so much energy~

Suo: Yes, it does seem that way.

[psink]

Saiki Kuusuke and Teruhashi Kokomi guidebook full pages translation:

(left side) Disaster element: Unsuccessful attempted triggering of the World War.

Kusuo's older brother and a genius inventor with an IQ of 218. The eldest son of the Saiki family, currently studying abroad at Cambridge University. A genius who spoke his first words at 1 month old, but due to an inferiority complex because of his psychic younger brother, he ran away to London. ↑He takes pride in his top-class academic abilities even within the prestigious Cambridge University. ? To avoid encountering･･････ Don't get caught on the surveillance cameras!! Kuusuke can hack into all of London's surveillance cameras in an instant. Isn't Japanese security a piece of cake in his hands? Let's find a place without cameras.

! If you happen to encounter･･････ The topic of his younger brother is not allowed!! Because of his "complex relating to his younger brother", talking about his younger brother is strictly forbidden. If you do, he'll psychologically corner you. (right side) Ecological information: 【Name】 Saiki Kuusuke 【Height】 179cm 【Weight】 64kg 【Birthday】 June 16th 【Blood type】 B

Disaster Status: Intelligence S, Physical Strength B, Obsession S Genius ◎ Cambridge University Kuu-kun Extreme masochist 0 wins 4254 loses Dr. KU-SUKE

Overall disaster difficulty: 80% (C) You're safe in Japan, but be careful when travelling to London!

[Kusuo:] It seems that is such thing as a younger brother who surpass his older brother.

Main appearance spots Having left Japan at the age of 14, his current base of operation is mainly London. Almost never returns home.

(top left) Relaxing tea time Elegantly enjoying tea time while looking at his personal computer in a luxurious hotel room. He has amassed a massive wealth thanks to his patents! (bottom left) This is the best place to concentrate He goes to the library at the same time every week to read. Everyone knows that reading in this place is part of his daily routine. (top right) There is no such thing as a younger brother who surpasses his older brother･･････ Due to studying abroad at Cambridge University, he is currently living alone away from his family. (bottom right) Reunion through the monitor You shouldn't feel safe just because he's not in Japan. Various machines can immediately turn into his cameras. There's no room for carelessness or weakness.......

Asou-sensei's idea memo: I indented from the beginning that Kusuo would have an older brother, and I also decided that he'd be a scientist who competes against Kusuo. However, it was difficult to find the right timing to introduce him. The only foreshadowing is on 2nd panel of page 12 of volume 2, where 3 fingers are held up.

(left side) Disaster element: The world revolves around Teruhashi-san.

The most beautiful girl in the world, loved by God. She is the idol of PK Academy and prides herself in such beauty that even God is captivated by her. Teruhashi-san is aware of this, which, frankly speaking, makes her invincible. →Even naturally formed clouds take shape of Teruhashi-san's wings.

? To avoid encountering･･････ Avoid the crowds!! A crowd of onlookers gather around Teruhashi-san. So if there's a crowd, it's a warning sign.

! If you happen to encounter･･････ Offu-ing! In case of encountering her, that'll bring you happiness, so there's no such thing as an avoidance technique. If you want to leave quickly, just say "offu".

(right side) Ecological information: 【Name】 Teruhashi Kokomi 【Height】 171cm 【Weight】 ?kg 【Birthday】 August 6th 【Blood type】 A

Disaster Status: Intelligence A, Physical Strength C, Appearance S 7 billion people's love A kind and perfect girl Children × Captive [of love] Offu Life on easy mode

Overall disaster difficulty: 75% (B) Since Teruhashi-san has an impressive number of followers, she is quite dangerous.

[Kusuo:] Even God obeys her.

Main appearance spots The reason Teruhashi-san goes out, is to show people her appearance!! Truly noble!! (top left) Bringing happiness to Hidariwakibara-chō by letting people see her On days off, even though she doesn't have much to buy, she strolls around the main street of Hidariwakibara-chō as an eye-candy for the purpose of enjoyment of people around her.

(bottom left) I only accompanied my brother Her brother is a super famous celebrity. They often go to the cinema together to watch the movies he's in.

(top right) If I wear it, it'll fly off the shelves, you know? Being a perfect beautiful girl, anything she wears will suit her. Therefore it's fine for her to shop in an ordinary clothing store in the town.

(bottom right) After-school girl talk. Lately, her way of enjoying herself has been talking about love with Yumehara and other classmates at cafes and dessert shops. Asou-sensei's idea memo: When you think about what person would be able to oppose Saiki, it has to be a "perfect beautiful girl", right? And if she's a perfect, beautiful girl, I think she'd definitely be aware of her charm, right? The reason she doesn't have any ribbons, a unique hairstyle or other prominent feature is because, being perfect, she doesn't need them.