#kurtz riverdale

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Fan-Fic Mashup 32 & 49 with Theo Putnam/Kurtz; if you still write for them

Yeah I do! 32. Pregnancy Fic and 49. Fake Married

“So wait they’re not going to let anyone in with you?” Sweet Pea scowls and Theo shrugs.

“Yeah hospital policy; with everything going on; it’s only family let in.”

“Oh; you tell Kurtz yet?” Theo shakes his head and grimaces.

“Good luck with that.”

“I’ve already hid his keys so he can drive to the hospital and preemptively camp in the delivery room.”

“So...” Theo shifts in the chair and Kurtz just blinks at him and then leaves the room.

“Got it covered babe.”

“How on earth? You’re going to say you’re my brother or something?”

“Nah husband.” Kurtz waves a marriage certificate in Theo’s face.

“We got married???”

“Not legally; I just forged the signatures and printed it off at the library...”

“We’re fake married???”

“Mhm; since you said you wanted to get married in Greendale; and until Veronica lifts that stupid re-enstated quarentine we clearly can’t so next best thing. You really think I’m going to miss our kid’s birth cause the hospital has some stupid rules?”

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[capturedpain]

Riverdale 3x19

Honestly who doesn't like an crazy attractive psycho!! This is right after he got tortured by the way!

[o-olof]

Kurtz

[kurtzhot]

if they were braver they would have brought joaquin back.

[storkmuffin]

thinking about kurtz today

[matiakap]

Jughead needs a break from the house. A familiar face comes to make Jellybean’s first day at her new school hella more complicated.

Sorry I have been gone for so long but I’m back to stay now with way more consistent updates coming!

[livvyofthelake]

i'm so glad people are still discovering the joys of izombie in 2022 <3

oh my god i never fucking replied to this. hi anon you got lost in the drafts while i was neck deep in the Horrors so sorry. now the year is wrong. wow. yeah that’s on me. anyway literally best show on planet earth i’d love to get back to watching it someday…. i didn’t even want to stop watching it i literally think about liv every day i just for some reason have a block in my mind stopping me from actually. you know. continuing to watch it… what the hell is that about seriously

[riverdale-retread]

10 reasons why FP is kinda hot

Kinda nothing. FP is hot.

FP's so desperate. He's a desperate man all the time. The passion borne of desperately wanting things, one after the other, is hot.

He was gifted with powerful prettiness that not even hard living, alcohol abuse, violence and disappointment could extinguish.

We know he's hot because he pulls the hottest women in Riverdale and always has. Young Hermione Lodge feels super drawn to him. He had both Alice Smith and Alice Cooper obsessed with him. He got Gladys No Maiden Name to marry him and procreate with him, not once but twice, and take him back after what happened at the end of S3.

FP has very high sperm motility. I stand by my hc that Charles isn't the only unknown son of FP Jones (I say Kurtz is another Son of FP - why else would he be so fucking obsessed with the Jones family). He kind of has the opposite problem from Hiram, who wants sons but begets daughters. FP has such problems with manhood that he wants only daughters, but he just sprays sons all over the place.

With just even a smidge more money in his background he could've been a Renaissance man. He played more than one sport pretty well, he was in a band, he was good at making friends, he had the spark of intelligence and lots of sex appeal. He was talented. Talent is hot.

And yet FP never achieved anything. Not really. The burn of wasted potential is hot, too.

FP doesn't want to fuck children. At all. This is very hot.

FP's dark side is fucking dark though. He's not sexually interested in children but he's fully willing to exploit and coerce Joaquin de Santos to the point of basically pimping him out. He watched Clifford Blossom shootJason right in the face, and simply mopped up the blood afterwards. A dark side that's actually dark is kinda hot.

FP is capable of putting on and taking off costumes (biker gang member, prisoner, diner waiter, sheriff) without ever losing his essence. He wears the uniforms, the uniforms never wear him. This is hot.

Whatever it is he has going on with Fred Andrews his whole life is very, very hot.

[inutaffy]

riverdale recap. didnt live blog this part my bad

kurtz fuckinf died. RIP MY GREASY JUNKIE BABE. he got killed by the gargoyle king

gladys (jugheads mom) left town. one bc she put jellybean in danger with the whole drug trade thing ans two bc FP foudn out about it and hes. Peeved. and the sheriff so. she's disappearing for a bit she says.

black hood, betty's dad faked his death. came back only to be shot by penelope blossom during a game she put on to prove that betty/jughead/archie/veronica were just as dark as the rest of the town. they weren't.

oh yeah penelope blossom is the gargoyle king

hiram lodge got fucjing arrrested. for illegal gambling and the like.

hermione lodge got arrested bc hiram told the police that she tried to kill him. twice

junior prom happened ans betty was attacked by the black hood (this happened obviously before she was killed)

cheryl wasn't allowed to be prom queen bc of some stupid farmie rule (cult behavior) something something the one become many the many one. idk. anyway she was pissed about it. as she should be shout out my egoistical lesbian icon

oh yeah hiram got arrested bc when he "sold" pops chock lit shop veronica, he actually tricked her. he kept the deed and gave her a fake so she was In Fact. putting money back into his pocket. she got pissed about that brought the fbi in to get him caught in the act and staged this whole thing.

hiram also literallt almost killed a teenager in the ring over some stupid shit. grown ass 50 yr old man literallt threw the ref and said "THIS ENDS NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️" like fuck dude calm down hes 17

speaking of archie, hes in his regular self destructive tendencies he tried to fight 2 fights in the same day AFTER losing 6 pounds of weight. crazy shit.

oh yeah the whole prom thing they all dressed up as medieval times and betty had to be crowned prom queen bc she's. the gryphon queen or some shit and in the gargoyle king's gospel it said that the gryphon queen's coronation would bring about the gargoyle king arrival blah blah.

right like i said about the black hood attacking betty at prom? that was bc she received a note saying she needs to go see the king immediately, before the crowning. something blah blah if you say something everyone will die. and then she almost died.

also to escape, hal cooper, the black hood. cut his hand off and threw it on the burning transfer bus (he was supposed to be going to another prison. betty literallt thoight he escaped as soon as she heard because he specfically asked her to help him get transfered to a facility in riverdale.) to make everyone believe he was dead. so he h. so he had. so he had a hook for a hand.

he also killed like 5 other people at prom before trying for betty. all while the juniors were in the gym

after the black hood scare, she went to her mom, who's with the farm whos been using the old "Sisters Of Quiet Mercy" building for their uses. basically they're an ex nun group who did bad mental health services. and also part orphanage. ANYWAY after the black hood scare betty decided to stay with her mom in the cultish farm facility.

[ao3feed--bughead]

Our town

by Hawks_mohawk

The story of our town didn't start in our actual town, instead a copy of it. but even more empty and alone. After a school trip is cancelled for weather they return to Riverdale high and then home to find that something is wrong.

(Some of the relationship tags are for before the events but will mostly all be changed to different relationships)

For those who haven't seen the show the society this is based on it and I wanted to make sure it's known that the characters belong to Riverdale and the events belong to Netflix and the society.

Words: 1522, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Betty Cooper, Jughead Jones, Archie Andrews, Veronica Lodge, Joaquin DeSantos, Kevin Keller, Reggie Mantle, Josie McCoy, Kurtz (Riverdale), Josie and The Pussycats, Sweet Pea (Riverdale), Cheryl Blossom, Toni Topaz, Fangs Fogarty

Relationships: Betty Cooper/Jughead Jones, Archie Andrews/Veronica Lodge, Joaquin DeSantos/Kevin Keller, Reggie Mantle/Josie McCoy, Betty Cooper/Veronica Lodge, Archie Andrews/Reggie Mantle, Jughead Jones/Kurtz, Josie McCoy/Valerie Smith | Valerie Brown, Reggie Mantle/Sweet Pea, Cheryl Blossom/Toni Topaz

Additional Tags: I'm Bad At Tagging, Minor Betty Cooper/Jughead Jones, Detective Betty Cooper, Southside Serpent Jughead Jones, Detective Jughead Jones, Minor Archie Andrews/Veronica Lodge, Archie Andrews is a Good Friend, Bisexual Veronica Lodge, Minor Joaquin DeSantos/Kevin Keller, Mentioned Southside Serpents Gang

from AO3 works tagged 'Betty Cooper/Jughead Jones' https://archiveofourown.org/works/48269212

[fanfics4all]

Hi! I was wondering if you wrote for Kurtz from Riverdale? 😃

I honestly didn't even remember him, but I could give it a shot

[rythmicjea]

In Riverdale people will argue between Bughead and Jeronica. But in the comics and so wonderfully shown in the show - there will never be anyone that Jughead loves more than Jellybean. We were SO robbed of this sibling duo. Jughead will sacrifice himself for those he loves and there's only been two times that he's come closest to death when doing so - Riot Night and when Kurtz kidnaps Jellybean.

JUGHEAD DYNAMICS: A TO Z ↳ Jughead & Jellybean

[o-olof]

Theo AU where he transformed to Riverdale high and meets a drug dealer with a strange Adseshin with G&G

[wolviecore]

Jughead: Okay. We need a plan to defeat the Black Hood

Kurtz, Jughead's newest attempt at reforming and reintegration: *raises hand*

Jughead: A plan that doesn't include manipulation, torture, or gruesome murder.

Kurtz: [Sadly lowers hand down]

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Kurtz/Reader 4 and 10

4. Unrequited Love 10. Size difference

“I could crush you under my foot.” He laughs and you smirk nodding back to him.

“Does that bother you.” He laughs as he hand jerks up and pins both of your wrists to the wall.

“You’re the one obsessed with the size difference between us.” You snap and he laughs again, fingers trailing down your sides.

“Shame Lance doesn’t look twice at you.” He grins as he kisses you. You almost want to laugh. The only way Kurtz would look at you was if he thought you were pining after Lance. You were content to exist in this strange bubble as long as you got time with Kurtz something about him drew you in and you couldn’t look away.

Valentine’s Day Challenge

[matiakap]

Jughead takes a break from the house, FP almost gets a heart attack and plans two dinners and Kurtz completes a last-minute plan.

First time ever I update so quickly. Enjoy!