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RIVERDALE — 1.01 “The River's Edge”
#prev and by extension prev prev#it has never occurred to me before but there is no reason to believe veronica was not an out bisexual in highschool in new york#like she has the sensibilities of many of my friends in highschool who were like. maybe not openly but definitely consciously bisexual#and this is how me and my gay friends talked to each other in highschool#so now imagining already out veronica moving to riverdale excited to make gay friends and kiss gay betty and then cheryl is like why are yo#being fake lesbian right now. and veronica is like oh. ok. i will not be gay in riverdale then. unless its the 50s
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Riverdale should've had a time loop episode but it's archie waking up every time married to a different person in town and then having to witness a murder like wow I'm married to veronica that's nice but how do we stop the killer, wow I'm married to betty that's nice but how do we stop the killer, wow I'm married to jughead that's nice but how do we stop the killer. And dear reader, the killer? It was the wizard that put him in the time loop with the intention of torturing him by putting him in an unhappy marriage, but he just loooooves everyone so he always wakes up like this is nice no problem, my wife is a lesbian but if she is happy doing her thing then I'm happy
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fortnight taylor swift parentsdale and season five core 4 and heather cheryl toni fangs kevin moose. you understand
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We all know and love the final girl, but I want to know more about the first girl. The forgotten girl. The unlucky catalyst. The girl who's buried twice, first to be killed and last to be avenged. The girl that everyone else thinks about, when that phone call comes, when the backdoor is mysteriously unlocked, when the blade slides home. But she had no one before her to provide context. She was all alone with her fear and she died without knowing that her brutal sacrifice would birth the creation of a final girl who lives. The girl who watches as the girls after struggle and fail again and again until finally, finally, she wins but it's bittersweet because she had a whole lineage of dead girls to guide her way and the first girl had nothing. She was always supposed to fail and she did it so beautifully they've changed the meaning of her name about it, she is no longer a person she's that first brutal death.
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*bestowing a crown on jugheads head* snow angel by renee rapp
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no just now processing how insane it was that jughead was the only one who came back to the diner. ohhhh what if he's the most important character of all time
#hes a weird awkward cold little man and he loved his friends more than anyone else in that show loved anything#noooooo. prcy jackson voice. i didnt choose to be a jughead girl
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she would've made such a lovely bride what a shame she's jugged in the head
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I had a dream they did another archie tv show that was just extremely mundane and low stakes but fun in a comforting way and people kept pitting it against riverdale but it was really apples and oranges. also cheryl was still played by madelaine petsch.
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if you have a boyfriend and you start liking another guy you dont actually have to break up. basically you can put the first boyfriend in the bathroom and close the door, and then bring the second guy into the house and let them get used to each other's smells through the door. if you supervise them for the first couple weeks, they should eventually get along or at least not kill each other while youre away.
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BETTY COOPER APPRECIATION WEEK 2021 day 3 → favourite underrated dynamic ☆ betty & tabitha
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actually joaquin is the most important character of all time the meowiest to ever do it. imagine you are a gay orphan and a gang member. and the boss calls you to clean up a murder because you are the only person who is young and alone enough to be trusted. and then you try to kiss a boy at a drive in and he turns out to be the sheriff's son and your boss makes you seduce him for the coverup. and you have to help him and his friends try to solve the murder you witnessed. and then you go to prison for 2 years until archie andrews shows up and tries to break you all out but you have to kill him and also give him a little kiss. you have a violent little brother (serial killer gene carrier?) back home in foster care. You are like 19 tops. You are ritually sacrificed for a dnd game <3
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They are selling tumblr posts in the riverdale liquidation sale btw. 1dollar for the you didn't want it archie's dad, 50cents for the hiram is hiram forever. Everything must go.
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guide to understanding the riverdale polycule
+ also gay reggie
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