#kurono doesnt get enough love

[mrskurono]

I- AHHH KIDS PLEASEE, I feel like both Joker and Victor would be amazing parents. Joker would definitely teach him to defend themselves and take care of there siblings if any and Victor would 100% wanna teach him anything and just turn them into the most curious lil babies. And im just full of cuddles and love and my babies just would have the best dads. And i would try to be the best momma ever 🥺

I fell like Joker would constantly be rough housing with him and probably spoil them so much cause he didnt get it as a child and when even he says his doesnt believe “everyone is different which makes them special, i never believe none of that.” He does a 180 and tells them that everyday. I jsut would love to see Joker with a baby carrier on his chest, sunglasses and like the diaper bag and some single women hitting on him and just pulls victor and myself over and shows the rings on our hands “we’re married and this is her baby.”

Victor, oh my god is he a nervous wreck with a new born so many books trying to find the best of the best to take care of his baby/babies and only when he first hears the baby cooing in his arms does he relax and see the the whole world in his arms. Victor with a like baby sling, while working or on the phone and hes bouncing the baby or walking back and for with them with a bottle or toy, my heart would melt. He will home school the kid/s till he realizes they need friends and Joker and me have to push hin out to school and hold victor down cause doesnt wanna let his baby go.

Ahhhhhh. So much word vomit ahh sorry hope you enjoyyyy!! And hope you are doing well i have some ask lock and ready when you are feeling better, much love!

The sunglasses and baby carrier have me screaming.

Man of the shadows who? Not Joker. Nope he gotta go pick up that extra set of diapers bc the coupon says buy one get one half off. Trips to Target? You mean redecorating the kids entire room. Swears up and down they aren't spoiled. But he has the means to give all the things he didn't have to his kiddos so why wouldn't he?? Joker oozes both protective dad vibes while also maintaining just enough of that "crazy, still kinda childish" vibe that most often results in wrestling matches on the floor and crab walk races. And in terms of the presents, Joker is sooooo that parent that's like "alright, you turned 13 you know what that means." and everyone's like puberty talk?? and he just shakes his head "Nope, YOUR FIRST KNIFE" and just straight up whips out a pocket knife as a gift 😂

Viktor is the king of over doing the prep. Man has three books alone on teething all written by different people. While being the most observant parents also comes with the title of most worried parent. Like if you guys just have one? He's a nervous wreck at every milestone. The second one, he mellows out a tiny lil bit. And then anything from the second on Joker finally takes a big glass of wine and calls it good if they're not dead at the end of the day 😂 Joker and all those like, grossology books and putty/slime making books, if it's got a form of experiment on it. Bet your ass Joker has it wrapped and under that tree. He likes to inspire a thirst for knowledge in his kids buuuut he might also wanna make slime volcanos too 😂

Lets see Kurono...I mean biologically, he gets one. But lets be honest I end up with Nataku too so yay me and two kids! I still laugh at the idea that outwardly he's "the grinch" but inwardly he's making sure everything on the traditions list is getting crossed off. Kids decorating cookies, tree where it's supposed to be and presents written with only the best forged Santa signature. Part of me belives he impulse buys toys too like...he lowkey wants to play with them too soooo just pop it in the cart and put it under the tree so he can play with the kids too 😂

Send me your self ship family/holiday headcanons!

[thedouchebrigadesympathizer]

Of the villians who do you think is capable of a healthy relationship with a normal person who just needs to be kinda morally gray since they're, yknow, villians and who's a complete trainwreck who you should not touch w a ten foot pole if you're susceptible to unhealthy relationships?

Hiya Anon. Look at the can of worms you’ve just unleashed!

We’re going to look at this from a “Who do you want to have a serious, bordering the possibility of marriage and life long companionship with” point of view, alright?

 None of The Eight Precepts will separate themselves from work enough to let you be morally gray. If you’re dating a yakuza member, you best bet you will eventually be asked to do things you might not wanna do, thats just a fact. 

Yakuza wives (and girlfriends sometimes) are held to most of the same traditional values of their husbands or s/o. You do not lie you the yakuza family you’re apart of, you do not cheat or steal from them, and above all, if you are asked to preform a task, you will surely be expected to do so. It’s not often you’ll be pulled to the side and asked to do things though, but there will always be a looming expectation that if the time comes, you’ll do as you are told.

Therefore, non of these boys (Even my dear Toya, even Kurono) are credible men for the position of a healthy relationship.

Looking into the League now and uh…

Weighing your options here, I���m going to go with Dabi. (Shocker)

Dabi, like i’ve written before, will love you if you give him the chance. There are some layers you have to get past, but you’ll go from his friend, to his best friend, to his lover, and then (maybe?) wife. He will protect you as much as he can from the life he lives, because he knows it isnt for everyone. Dabi is not morally gray. He knows what he wants, where his compass points. He can understand not wanting to follow him down that path (even if he might be a little offended at first) and will allow you to make your own opinions because he knows he doesnt own you. You are free to do as you please.

So, Dabi, best option for villain boyfriend.

Now if we could just return back to the Eight Precepts I can kindly point out who you should avoid and its cHISAKI. AVOID CHISAKI, OH MY GOD, DEAR FUCKING CHRIST, HE’S HOT, I UNDERSTAND, BUT IF YOU WANNA NOT DIE OR SUFFER GREATLY, AVOID THE BIRD MAN.

Why? WHY YOU ASK?

Chisaki is as toxic as toxic gets. If he catches the slightest hint of weakness from you, he will exploit it. He doesnt want a weak partner. He doesnt want a slave. But, if he can turn you into one, he will because he’s just a controlling and obsessive kind of guy. Of course, once you run bare of entertainment and use for him he will toss you aside without a second thought. Before that though, he would have strung you along down a very seemingly romantic and personalized route that involves false praise and well rounded emotional abuse.

Avoid Chisaki. Get yourself a Dabi.

Yet again, I want to say, I LOVE CHISAKI. I do! He is my second favorite villain! But wow. WOW. He would wreck me. He would wreck almost anyone, and that, my friends, is fucking terrifying.