#kunikida ends up coming and carrying them both back to the agency becuz dazai claims the scream cut off function in his legs

[inamagicalhallucination]

dazai: my blood is mafia black, i am not and will never be hum-

atsushi, tugging at his sleeve: dazai-san?

dazai: whats up atsushi

atsushi: my legs hurt

dazai: stop getting them cut off

atsushi: >:(

atsushi: can you please help me back to the agency? i mean if its not too much trouble, actually i dont know why i asked i can just walk on my ha-

dazai: sure atsushi-kun. as your favorite and most handsome superior i suppose i must. now hurry up and get on my back.

atsushi: thank you!

dazai: don't tell anyone about this though, i have a reputation--

atsushi: for being lazy?

dazai: for being cool

atsushi: sure

dazai: and don't yell in my ear

atsushi:

dazai:

atsushi:

dazai:

atsushi:

dazai: atsushi i mean-

atsushi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH