#kung pow penis

[reclezon]

... I wanna read thus

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oops its 2am and im making another one of these

no clue what im gonna do with it probably give it to the first person willing to throw 20 bucks at me when its done lmao

[statleragainstposers]

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[ifwebefriends]

I can’t believe hbomberguy Kung Pow Penised three people in just a little under four hours

[souldoes-things]

u know what

K

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

[dreeming-royalty]

Coward got kung-pow-penis'd and turned off reblogs lmao. Fucking loser.

[purpledemonlilyposting]

Did Lillian Valerie Orchard seriously abruptly end a live stream just cause some people spelled out "Kung Pow Penis" in her tumblr reblogs? 🤣

Are you a child or is your ego made of soggy rice paper. You're not cut out for streaming, Lils.

[science-bastard]

Krypton

Uranium

Neon

Germanium

Phosphorus

Oxygen

Wtungsten

Palladium

Einsteinium

Nitrogen

Iodine

Selenium

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

@sirona-ryan it's cute how you thought making this post unrebloggable would keep you from being publically shamed.

Anyway

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[frirye]

My take every see this Tweet. I'm shocked no one has done it yet. It was really tough figuring out what to EXCLUDE from the meme since there's so much shit that goes on here. It's a hellsite, but it's my hellsite.

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Me posting this for fun knowing not many people will see it:

Me seeing this post, one of MY posts, for the first time getting 100+ notes…

[earhartsease]

in all the enthusiasm to hit posts with the kung pow penis we as a hellsite have collectively neglected to consider it as an actual takeaway dish which implies szechuan penis, sweet & sour penis, penis fried rice and of course peking dick

[galladegamer]

BONUS ROUND TWO POLL TWO

[citraline]

archiving the kung pow penis matt deleted

y'all are doing god's work

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

Maybe tommy being on tumblr won’t be all that bad

[blakistan]

I was struck with the sudden realization that Kung Pow Penis has the exact cadence of a Thu'um so I found a tool online and made this

(I used the transcriber here https://www.thuum.org/learn/grammar/alphabet.php#3)

[i-say-potato]

K U N G P O T A T O P E N I S