#kris liveblogs

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

:( KIDS ARE LIKE DOGS YOU KNOCK EM AROUND ENOUGH THEYLL THINK THEY DID SOMETHING TO DESERVE IT :(

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

i just met theo 4 mins ago & the tumblr app wants to give me MASSIVE SPOILERS but i love this dude already idc

Am I trippin or does he looks like Donnie Wahlberg?

[l-o-l-b-i-t]

Just opened the game, entirely blind but posting my first assumption of Siffrin

[aewfanclub]

I love Kris Statlander for this😈👾🦄💜

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

I’m watching episode 1 rn and so agree!

The Spiderwick Chronicles (2024) house is fucking incredible

[wnightingales]

willow holding stat’s head when they crash through the tables off the ramp…the tenderness in the ways wrestlers check on each other after big spots gets me every time

[ur-local-anxious-fiend]

i need Statlander in a way that’s concerning to feminism-

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

me looking at my

Miner that makes 30 iron ore

Smelter that takes 30 & makes 30

Constructor that takes 30 & makes 20

and it all goes into storage with mark 1 belt

and it’s backed up…???? 🤷🤷🤷

fellas. babes, lads, besties. i am being Tricked into learning maths and i don't like it

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

“been a long time since we napped together” shawn says to gus in the bounty hunters episode

this is big fic material… BIG…

[730spitz]

God loves us bc he gave us toni storm, Kris statlander, and Willow nightingale (I'm not even religious but I'm thankful).

[krukel]

princess and baby giraffe is always a fine line with Kris

[kriskrass]

he's actually lost it

[chuckstaylors]

the statingale winner's room is gonna go hard and get hard

[aewfanclub]

Bruh I’m fucking screaming.😂

[princessxpunk]

Please let Stat be the voice of reason and talk Orange out of joining a cult. Please Stat save him. Use your powers. Please.

[espioakakeith]

I'm fighting TK at 12:30 PM for making me sit through a Jericho match just to see Willow lose the title and her friend...