#kramzzles lore

[alelathedragon]

Krampus Puzzles Lore

His Movies-

(This post is going to be Picture-less and just have rambling about how Kramzzles' side gig works bc its really silly and would eventually get involved in a plot)

Enjoy!

Mr.Puzzles- it's a name nobody says and if they do it comes with harsh judgement or harsh disappointment, the brand 'Puzzlevision' is a company that puts out the strangest movies known to mankind and are widely known to be avoided at all costs due to:

How bad they are

The first problem with his movies is that he wants to make -Children Films- why is this a problem?

BECAUSE!!! He doesn't understand mortal customs and while thinking to himself "oh it will be good to make the movie Scary so children really pay attention to the lesson I want to give them! " He fails to realize that children should not be watching HARD rated R movies where every death is more violent and gorey than the last, always on screen til the victim is out of life.... All in all- children can not and should not watch his movies with how ungodly violent they are

The second problem with his movies is that- while he has a REALLY good lesson to be learned in his films, the meaning is deep/fulfilling/will last for generations/and honestly something everyone could learn from not just kids! ......HE SUCKS AT DELIVERY

While watching his movies, people tend to be able to pick out the Lesson out sometimes if they can get that far into the film without getting sick or their body shutting down from fear. The lessons are good! But the movie attached to it is hot garbage that doesn't portray the lesson well even 1%

Any fanbase Kramzzles acquired long died out from them losing faith in him being able to fix his movies, they're too awful to sit through in order to find the lesson that doesn't even get as much attention as the gore and terror

The third problem with his movies is that- he doesn't understand the concept of Actors and the behind the scenes of the movies... Shouldnt be REAL

When he makes his films.... He is flat out torturing people (WHO DESERVE IT) in order to make his product. There is a 50% chance that if a person deserves to go to hell- that Kramzzles won't just enact normal torture methods on them and instead Cast them into his horror films, making him have the absolute WORSE cast of actors known to man along with the fact that his Production is very unethical in every sense of the word. I mean hey. At least he's using people that were already going to die and go to hell bc they were a terrible person- but uh ..... Yeah he really should be taught how to make a movie

⭐ Fun Fact!

Kramzzles gets ZERO power from gaining stars in his movies! Not because nobody likes them, but even if he got 5 stars somehow it would do absolutely nothing except make him happy.

He is the deity of Cruel Punishment, someone who is supposed to gain power from Fear and any other Negative Emotions. So getting positive attention does literally nothing for him except make him happy AND he has the powers of Krampus! (Duh)

If he were a Normal Mortal then he would have been "born" with Cannon Mr.Puzzle powers however he has enough power as it is right now

And i think that's it. Hope you enjoyed

[a-holiday-ever]

It occurs to me that Krampus Puzzles ref is still on my main and I didn't move it over here. Time to fix that

Character Reference:

Mr.Galaxy/ Mr.Stageplay/ Krampus

BACK COIL IDEA FOR HIS TAIL CAME FROM

@change-name-later and their cool headcannon for how Mr.Puzzles tail would look!!! Thanks for the inspiration!!!

And his minion: Krampus.TM

Literally a walking Teddy Bear

He only sends people who he sees as irredeemable to hell..... (False: he is also super fucking Petty and will send people he doesn't like to hell)

His TV shows and Movies SUUUUUCK

Goes by many names, but ironically does not have a name he could use in a Social Interaction amongst adults. Hes never had to have one for that

He gives people multiple chances to redeem themselves before torturing them to death unless you're a pedophile/dictator/genuinely horrible person

He typically never sends Children to hell, and opts to adopt them and raise them as his own until they eventually forget him and move out

He DOES NOT have Cannon!Mr.Puzzles powers

Being a Negative Deity, all these good deeds do absolutely nothing for the man's powers. They just make him happy

That being said, even though he is not as strong as he COULD be ...... He is still one of the most dangerous deities to live

Didnt always have a TV head and doesn't talk about it

Hates the colour Blue (on his own body and on christmas items)

The biggest dork loser you will ever lay eyes on, he is just a little guy

He does have a short temper... But its STILL unlikely that anyone would meet the short end of that stick

If hes being attacked he won't defend himself unless he sees the attacker as irredeemable

#1 Hal Monitor Hater after he finds out what that man is doing (he doesn't start off Knowing in the story. That comic was a peak into the future)

Doesn't like being scary or dangerous so covers his body up.

He is The Poly KING!!! He will date just about anybody regardless of gender or species! He would be one happy man to have 50+ husbands, wives and they/them partners (obviously excludes children)

Unfortunately while he Flirts a BIG GAME.... He won't take a relationship seriously until his partner makes it REALLY OBVIOUS that they are interested. He flirts but he doesn't realize when someone is actually interested in him. You could hand him a wedding ring after years of seeing him and he will not understand what is going on until you make it clearer to him. Then he will break down sobbing and say yes ❤️

Krampus.TM has 2 braincells

Listen to its father

Get hugs from its father

Will not listen to anybody that isnt Krampus but unfortunately does not have the brain power to identify Krampus differently from a stranger opening their arms to the lil guy

Can do Mitosis

[alelathedragon]

GGGHHHHHGHGHH THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭/POS

THAT particular frame took so looooooong. And it was worth every minute of it to get the look, im happy u enjoy and thanks for your kind words!!!

I have so much Krampus Puzzles lore coming into my head- hes truly infected me

I have a whole Angst Plot thought of, its over for me

I just can't stop thinking of Krampus Puzzles lore and this image (WARNING, SPOOKY IMAGERY)

Like WHAT?! THAT'S SUCH A CRAZY COOL PANEL LIKE ARRRGH-

And literally since I've seen it my mind can't stop thinking of like how he's trying to save children but Santa is ruining that in a way and I just-

I wanna be that good of an artist this is just crazy amazing.

@alelathedragon This is amazing LET IT BE KNOWN THIS IS A MASTERPIECE-

[a-holiday-ever]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY NEW YEAR

Wait a seco-

BADA BING BADA BOOM WELCOME TO THE

SMG4 - Holiday Deity AU

Taking Inspiration from @michealscorneroftheinternet there will be an AskBox

•Open Status and Closed Status

Following that, there will be different types of answers to Questions!! They will be marked at the beginning of my response with either a

Canon or Not Canon (So I can answer questions without disrupting the ongoing story! As this Blog will be alllllll about the story!!! I have big plots in store for you all that will make you Laugh, Cry and definitely not question the Reality of your existence(/ref)

⭐🎄⭐

Canon: means that the answer I have given is canon to the character and story! It either affected something or was something I already had planned and you managed to guess it!

Not Canon: means that it has no effect on the ongoing story or characters. Just a way to have fun and not disrupt what I got going on! Or maybe you asked a question that happens in the future, it's not canon YET and maybe I feel like being generous and sharing the future with you ;)

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Askbox Status: OPEN

ASK RULES:

Do NOT ask

18+ (You do You and that's cool but I wanna keep the suggestive things at an all time low. I'll do stupid jokes but not much else than that)

Political Questions

Hate propoganda

Fetish things (you do you but I don't wanna be involved please. Not here)

This isn't an Art Request blog, if you want your character to interact with The Crew then that is cool and all chill but I'm NOT drawing your little guy just bc you ask nicely :P

MIA! Asks. You can give gifts to The Crew but this is going to be a Story Based Blog. So I will not magically change things around here. Sorry!

COME AT ME WITH!!!!

Character Interaction (I LOVE interacting with other characters and AUs!!! But unless I state otherwise ALL interactions will be not cannon

Gore!

Eldritch Horrors

Yes. Kramzzles will marry you 👍

No. Bentley will not leave Kramzzles alone

(Character List will be further down)

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Ongoing or Past Plotlines:

1 - The life of a Deity:

[yet to air!]

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CHARACTER LIST!!!

Krampus Puzzles

Arch Peccable

SMG3 the boogeyman

SMG4 Santa

Hal the Monitor of Dreams

Meggy Halloween Deity

Tari the Easter Bunny

Mother Nature Karen

Nature Goblin Shroomy

Melony the Baby New Year

Mario/Luigi and Bob

[a-holiday-ever]

Character Reference: SMG4

The Fourth Santa. Given his responsibilities by his parents, SMG4 always wanted to make people happy however because of how he was raised- grew to detest the idea of becoming Santa and instead shoved all his duties onto the Elves in order to make Youtube Videos

Also makes memes and has a bunch of fun with it!

Because of how he hates being Santa due to his upbringing he doesn't realize that- doing his actual job would make people so much happier

Low Cognitive empathy but learns quickly

Stressed out that he won't be able to uphold his family lineage but also doesn't want to do it. He needs therapy

Uses his Santa powers to summon memes at his side because it's funny

While he wants to make children happy he also wants to be 100ft away from them at all times

[alelathedragon]

Kramzzles Lore....

When it comes to legends, myths, folklore, holiday entities.... The world where Kramzzle lives goes by the logic seen in most movies

"as they grow up, they forget or their memories are replaced"

A lot of it is natural.... But then..... There was the time Kramzzles finally met someone from "Santas" crew.... When they finally showed up to tell this folklore demon that he is Not helping and in fact giving them all more work..........

. . . . .

. . . . .

. . . . . . .

. . . . . . . .

⚠️THE BIG MONSTER IS BELOW

Multiple rows of teeth, skeleton bones, very spooky visuals

. . . . . .

From that day forth SMG4 and his group of friends began to encounter very odd things which would ultimately lead them into grand adventures and traumatic encounters...... Their lives were being played with like dolls on a stage

What were they to do...... When this was the consequences of their own actions against a deity like Krampus who ruled over the Judgement of Souls

. . . . . . . . .

Have a close up of one of the panels bc I'm really proud of it

And thats how Kramzzles starts beefing with the SMG4 group in the Holiday Deity AU

[alelathedragon]

YOU HAVE HIM SAVED IN YOUR GALLERY

IM GOING TO CRY SOB SOB SOB/POS

My friend @femboi-rayne drew this for me!!! So i guess you're stuck with pissed Kramzzles and I get soft boi teddy bear kramzzles x,D

Just turn into a dergon and wrestle him into commission u got this 👍

@mpc07-foundtheinternet @kianamaiart @mag-oh-lore

You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery. How safe are you?

Thanks for tagging me @artsy-girl-76 @schnarfer @oonajaeadira @jeewrites (I’m so sorry if I missed anyone!)

Does this guy count?

YOU GUYS. It told me the gif was “too big”…. I’m not safe AT ALL 😅

Tagging @burntheedges @grogusmum @perfectly-imperfect-me23 @ishabull @davnittbraes

[fenicearts420]

Oooooo~ Can’t wait to see that!

Small announcement thing i wanted to make but i kept frickin forgetting-

ALL KRAMZZLES OC RELATIONSHIPS will be

CANON EVENTUALLY

While you guys can happily date/marry Krammy

it just wont have a big impact on the story I'm writing so the relationships will either pop up later or itll impact things in small ways like the bell taking place of his Bow for his skirt as gifted by @sh00t4th3m00n

When your character's impact on Kramzzles life will happen during the story

Just depends on what i got planned really. Cus for a while he stays single and lonely for the plot 💔✌️it just wouldnt make sense for him to have a bunch of friends let alone lovers at the very beginning

But yeah i wanted to make this cool announcement bc y'all cool . And now you have an extra thing to look out for in the story! Easter Eggs of when YOUR characters gift or impact shows up lmao

[a-holiday-ever]

Oooooooo the long ramble!!! I LOVE IT

LOVE LONG RAMBLES YIPPPEEEEEE

omg Trickster being like pinkie pie my beloved... Kramzzles wouldn't mind! He would be happy to have someone so playful and sense the guy has adopted children they could take turns being the guardian in charge of the kids X,D hell. Krammzles will build a playground from the ground up for Trickster alone bc thats just the type of friend kramzzles is UwU

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Understandable on Guardians end, it would take a lot of work and trust building to gain his hand in friendship. Considering Kirby lore. Thats so based. Any deity could be here to clobber kirby at any moment

Free therapy for him too smh

___

Free therapy for SMGP TOOOOO!!!! kramzzles will happily sit down with him and just let him vent everything

Which other AU Puzzles’ do you think Kramzzles would like? Are there any specific ones that you think he would be friends with?

Non Canon

Trickster, SMGP, and Guardian of Popstar by @kuromipuzzles2000

Trickster is a silly guy who wants friends and fun

Guardian is a parental figure, and guards popstar! Kramzzles would love to spoil kirby with candy

And SMGP is a swapped Puzzles who is a good fella that memes (i think) i think theyd be friends

Goomba Puzzles by @blue-doofus

How cant you love this little guy???? Kramzzles will adopt him! And Krampus.TM will have a brother!!!

Darkness by @alex-dolmatescu

Adopted daughter of this man ofc Kramzzles has to make a good impression on the In-Laws! And he will!

Cardigan by @bidinonsense

This man is trying so hard to be nice to Krammy about the quality of his movies- they are so bad gang. So so so bad 🙏 but they would get along

DIP by @4thwallbreakerinjail

They would plot mickeys death together and overall krammy would offer him a space to talk freely about everything. He may be a menace to society but krammy is all about 2nd chances

Demon puzzles by @alien-star88

Hes a LITTLE GUYYYYYYYY I WANNA GOVE EM A HUG!!! and even (if) he has done bad things , again kramzzles is pretty lenient on forgiveness and helping others become better. Hell ask demon to pet him and then hold him like burger

Mur puzl by my friend @mothfoxwastaken . Cus. Hes awesome

And finally- Mr.Park by @the-masked-astro

He is TERRIBLE/pos however.... The second kramzzles looks into this mans past hes going to see his awesome park ideas and sit down like a toddler wanting story time asking Park all about his dreams while being 100% interested

[alelathedragon]

I FINALLY FINISHED THIS HOOOOOOLY-

Cough* dont mind me and my self promotion. Just loke with BS!Puzzles im going to be PROUD AND SHOW IT TO EVERYONE 😈

HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY NEW YEAR

Wait a seco-

BADA BING BADA BOOM WELCOME TO THE

SMG4 - Holiday Deity AU

Taking Inspiration from @michealscorneroftheinternet there will be an AskBox

•Open Status and Closed Status

Following that, there will be different types of answers to Questions!! They will be marked at the beginning of my response with either a

Canon or Not Canon (So I can answer questions without disrupting the ongoing story! As this Blog will be alllllll about the story!!! I have big plots in store for you all that will make you Laugh, Cry and definitely not question the Reality of your existence(/ref)

⭐🎄⭐

Canon: means that the answer I have given is canon to the character and story! It either affected something or was something I already had planned and you managed to guess it!

Not Canon: means that it has no effect on the ongoing story or characters. Just a way to have fun and not disrupt what I got going on! Or maybe you asked a question that happens in the future, it's not canon YET and maybe I feel like being generous and sharing the future with you ;)

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Askbox Status: OPEN

ASK RULES:

Do NOT ask

18+ (You do You and that's cool but I wanna keep the suggestive things at an all time low. I'll do stupid jokes but not much else than that)

Political Questions

Hate propoganda

Fetish things (you do you but I don't wanna be involved please. Not here)

This isn't an Art Request blog, if you want your character to interact with The Crew then that is cool and all chill but I'm NOT drawing your little guy just bc you ask nicely :P

MIA! Asks. You can give gifts to The Crew but this is going to be a Story Based Blog. So I will not magically change things around here. Sorry!

COME AT ME WITH!!!!

Character Interaction (I LOVE interacting with other characters and AUs!!! But unless I state otherwise ALL interactions will be not cannon

Gore!

Eldritch Horrors

Yes. Kramzzles will marry you 👍

No. Bentley will not leave Kramzzles alone

(Character List will be further down)

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Ongoing or Past Plotlines:

1 - The life of a Deity:

[yet to air!]

⭐⭐✌️⭐⭐

CHARACTER LIST!!!

Krampus Puzzles

Arch Peccable

SMG3 the boogeyman

SMG4 Santa

Hal the Monitor of Dreams

Meggy Halloween Deity

Tari the Easter Bunny

Mother Nature Karen

Nature Goblin Shroomy

Melony the Baby New Year

Mario/Luigi and Bob

[fenicearts420]

KRAMZZLES LORE!!! YAS!!

Kramzzles Lore....

When it comes to legends, myths, folklore, holiday entities.... The world where Kramzzle lives goes by the logic seen in most movies

"as they grow up, they forget or their memories are replaced"

A lot of it is natural.... But then..... There was the time Kramzzles finally met someone from "Santas" crew.... When they finally showed up to tell this folklore demon that he is Not helping and in fact giving them all more work..........

. . . . .

. . . . .

. . . . . . .

. . . . . . . .

⚠️THE BIG MONSTER IS BELOW

Multiple rows of teeth, skeleton bones, very spooky visuals

. . . . . .

From that day forth SMG4 and his group of friends began to encounter very odd things which would ultimately lead them into grand adventures and traumatic encounters...... Their lives were being played with like dolls on a stage

What were they to do...... When this was the consequences of their own actions against a deity like Krampus who ruled over the Judgement of Souls

. . . . . . . . .

Have a close up of one of the panels bc I'm really proud of it

And thats how Kramzzles starts beefing with the SMG4 group in the Holiday Deity AU