#krampus klause

[lord-krampus]

You know what tonight is!!

[dr-beans1]

Ok idk why, but Klause is one of my favorite bosses from don’t starve together. Mostly because of design and lore.

1 He has a valid reason to fight you. Ok so to start the fight with Klause you gotta find his stash which is a bag, then you gotta find a no eyed deer antler to try to unlock it as it is surrounded by a key. The lock will dial and break and Klause will come. Klause his blind and relies on his sense of smell and cannot speak due to both his eyes and mouth being sewn shut. So basically you try to steal from a blind man and when he comes to defend his stuff then you kill him.

2 He is a caring pet owner. He has two deer whom he seems to care much for, he gives them gems so that they can use fucking magic and he even gets enraged when they die becoming super powerful.

3 He May be the real goddamn Santa. I know this may be a crackpot theory but imma say it anyways. So when you kill Klause you can get gifts from his stash as he drops the working key to it, then stays contains wrapped bundles and during the winters feast they look like wrapped gifts. These gifts drop Gems, Hold and most importantly charcoal. There’s another place in the game where these gifts spawn, Under the Christmas tree in the winters feast which get there when you sleep and the screen grows black. Since we don’t see who delivers the gifts we can deduce that since Klause is the only one that has access to these gifts it must be him delivering them. With the context of us finding these gifts in his stash it turns out we don’t just kill a blind man for his stuff, we kill him for the stuff he was going to give as gifts.

6 His connection to krampus. In his fight he summons two krampus to help, Krampus is a mob that comes when you do to many naughty deeds (Killing to many innocent creatures like Glommer or rabbits.) So we can deduce he is a leader of some kind to the krampus with their similarities in appearance. It can also be observed that Krampus only steals and does not aim to kill so it seems you kill some sort of leader of a justice system in the constant.

7 Klause can use items and is in fact very powerful. In the second phase of the fight you kill Klause and he comes back to life with a life giving amulet he was wearing. This shows he can use items and can plan ahead making him much more intelligent than other bosses who are mostly animals. Also in phase 2 he loses the chains he had in phase one as he gets more powerful showing that he was holding back or restrained in some way.

Just wanted to talk about one of my favorite bosses in concept and design. I just like the image of this giant monster chasing someone down giving them fear and trauma only to give them a gift when catches them.

[thegiftedoneishere]

Thoughts on Legacies 2x08

Landon being pushy about people finding their parents...I understand but it’s annoying. 

Where’s MG?

Hope calling Lizzie a bitch and loving her for it.

Dorian in that damn Christmas sweater. Lmao!

Damon’s car!

Lizzie and Sebastian scene is actually cute.

This wig on Danielle. I hate it.

Them ignoring Hope lmao. She ain’t have to blow up Christmas dinner like that. She done ruined Christmas for everyone...you damn grinch lmao

Caleb being jolly is a gift.

Him and this raggedy ass crossbow. Ric irritates me.

Awwww he found his daddy. Learn what you need to Rafael.

This Krampus is so ugly looking

I wish they would just let mud boy Clark die. He’s annoying and not a good villain. Bring back Kai. He was a way better villain.

Rafael lips always look wet and he look like he’s spitting all the time lmao What’s happening this season boo?

Josie and Kaleb peeking round that corner lmao

Again...where is MG?

Lmao not Santa. Hope instantly turned into a five year old.

Landon was a punk for leaving like that. But I have other thoughts on that for later. It was a cop out and complete crap.

That was unnecessary Sebastian. Landon can’t protect himself man. 

This show is so fucking ridiculous sometimes. Why is Santa fighting? lmao

There was no point in Sebastian taking off his shirt...I mean I get it but still no point.

Booooooooo this Sebastian and Lizzie scene is so cliche...but kinda hot

Bruh this eye...

Awww Rafael...that warmed my cynical heart a lil bit

Kaleb is an amazing character and I hope he gets fleshed out a lil more

Never bought into Josie and Landon’s relationship...but their breakup was sweet. She does have the upside down mouth lol

Still not buying this epic love between Landon and Hope. It’s cute and all but they not endgame in my opinion

Damn, he sliced Clark head clean off

Sooo I enjoyed this episode infinitely better than the previous one. Although there was some cute moments last week.

I think what was bothering me about the episode and frankly this season is the shipping aspect behind all the plots this year. I feel like last year they let a lot of things happen organically and it was easier to believe in characters attractions to one another. This season it just seems like over kill.Josie and Hope fits this bill perfectly in my opinion. Love that Hope is sexually fluid and that she’s attracted to gorge girls and guys. What I didn’t like is that Hope, Josie, and the Hosie ship is being purposefully pushed instead of it happening as organic as possible. I hope this is rectified the second half of the season.

It’s still way too many new characters when they were already filled to the brim from last year. I’d like to know what happened to MG’s mom.

What’s Kaleb’s background? How did he become a vampire? Clearly his family knows, so what happened there.

I like that Raf found his dad but is he connected to the original werewolf lines? I’d like to see more of his background.

It’s clear from the prophecy that Kai is coming back and the girls will be paying for the sins of the father. I think this also relates to Hope and the many sins of her dad Klause.

Get Caroline back for at least one episode please.

Josie is powerful yes...but Hope is way more powerful than she is and I wish they’d show that a little more often. More than what they do...just my opinion. 

[bargainfuckingharold]

I will NEVER give up Loving my Wife. DONT THINK YOULL FET AWAY W8TH JACK SHIT I OWN THE LAW AND ORDER I PAY YOUR CHECKS IM EVEN FUCKINGBSANTA KLAUSE. I RULE SINCE AUGUST 8 2021... NEVER PKEASE IDIOTS NEVER FUCK WITH ME OR MY WIFE KALI ROSES OR ELSE DEMONS WILL HUNT YOU TGEY TAOE A WHILENYOU THINK... BUT KRAMPUS ISNT ME... AND I WANT NOTHING MORE FOR KY GOD KRAMPUS TO AVAIL ME IN MY HOUR OF NEED!! (at Blair Road) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkOl-9FvvXy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[brokehorrorfan]

Weta Workshop, the special effects company behind Krampus and countless other films, has numerous Krampus merchandise available for purchase to make your holiday season a little creepier:

Krampus ornament 3-packs ($19.99)

Cherub tree topper ($79.99)

Klause teddy bear ($29.99)

Dark Elf 1:6 scale figure ($150)

Cherub 1:6 scale figure ($150)

The Krampus bell replica is also still available for $11.99. Watch a fun advertisement from Weta below.

[strangenightsofdaydreams]

Ho ho ho!! It's your secret Santa once again. Actually, call me The Good Krampus because I just found this wisecrack research that Santa is over a thousand years old which is normal for us but Mrs Klause is said to be over 200. . . Anyway!! Glad to know everything's fine with you so Im'ma go ahead and ask another question. How do you feel about angst turned soft??

Hi SS! Sorry, this reply took a couple days. Thanks for letting me know about the origins of Mrs. Klause. I always spell it like the Tim Allen movie at first haha. You know I actually read an adult romance book with the daughter of Santa and the son of Krampus. Its plot was way more developed than expected but the sex was super basic. (I uploaded TP so really there’s no reason to be self-conscious about wanting to see some horns involved) Ironically I won’t touch Santa smut but I guess his descendants are fine lol. And yeah, I don’t mind angst turned soft but I generally turn to more fluffy stuff. I think it can be very therapeutic to read. I’m real choosy with hard angst though. Within my sad turned soft favorites, I feel like the formula weighs heavily in the content being overall sweet. Like an angsty premise/beginning made right is lovely. Hope this helped!