#kraig is kyrpt guy btw

[mrstsung]

Me: master tsung? What's that?

Shang: oh that's just kraig honey.

Me: who's kraig?

Shang: well you see my dear kraig was a treasure hunter that happened to come to my island,trying to steal treasure. I let him if he could get past my traps. Which i thought would be an easy soul.....it was not. THAT MAN KEPT DYING AND COMING BACK! and sometimes he'd die on the traps purposely. For fun! You know what?! Im not even sure he's a man. Perhaps he's some kind of eldritch abomination sent by the elder gods as punishment to torture me... ehem. Well kraig is like the other creatures on my island dear so just ignore him and you'll be fine ok? Love you sweetie. *kisses forehead*

*me sitting there hella confused by this old sorcerer man. But i love him.*

Me: i wonder if kraig like chicken nuggets? I should feed him. uwu <3