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koumeps replied to your post:Yes yes you are an ass. Way to assume something about someone informing a parent that their child's name might be picked on. Douche.
Wait what?
Oh someone went in Bethie's ask saying that her kid was gonna get made fun of for the name she picked out and I replied saying that if someone is sitting there trying to pick out a way that a kid could get made fun of, then they aren't a very good person and apparently that makes me an ass.
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So the video that I was talking about a few days ago has gone viral. Here it is (if you haven't seen it already).
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Hey, nonny (and anyone else that may share nonny's feelings)... If you don't want to hear about her life, WHY are you following her? I never understood people that complain about people they follow talking about their lives. If you're not interested in their life, why are you even there? Keep on posting about whatever your heart desires, Beka. I, personally, love following you :)
Thank you so much!
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE THE BARN, TOO? YOU'RE SO FUCKING BARNIST! BARNS ARE EVEN MORE PEACEFUL THAN CATS AND FOALS!!! - Anonymous
I probably didn't save the barn because my boobs are different sizes or something.
Also, I'm totally barnist.
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Caistin's Birth Plan
Parents: Caitlin and Dustin
Due Date: 6/21/2014
Doctor: Laura Jenson CNM
Hospital: OHSU
Before Labor:
As long as baby and I are healthy, I would like to have no time restrictions on my pregnancy. I trust that my midwife will discuss things with me if there are any issues with this birth plan, and if NST observation becomes necessary at some point then I am flexible. If I am past my due date and both of us are healthy, I would rather labor naturally rather than face an induction.
Vaginal Exams:
Please obtain my permission before stripping my membranes during a vaginal exam. I would like to avoid any vaginal exams unless it becomes medically necessary and/or I feel the urge to push.
Hospital Admittance:
If I am less than 4cm and there is no medical reason, I would like the option of going home.
Induction:
If this becomes medically necessary then I would like to exhaust the following natural techniques first and Pitocin to be used as a last resort: I would like the option to walk/move around, chiropractic techniques and sexual intercourse. If medical induction becomes necessary then I choose the option to have my membranes stripped.
If my water breaks before I go into labor I would like to wait at least six hours before the option of being induced.
Environment:
I am fine with students visiting my room or witnessing the birth. Dustin is to be with me at all times. I would like to birth in a birthing room with the option of a shower. I would like the use of a birth ball and squatting bar. Please, only natural light if possible. No bright lights, no loud voices. I intend to use a hospital gown for the duration of my hospital stay and I would like to have our birth photographed (still working out how to accomplish this as I want pictures of the three of us).
Pain Relief:
Please do not offer medication unless I ask for it. I am prepared to use natural methods such as: breathing techniques, acupressure, shower/water.
No fetal monitoring unless medically necessary, in which case please only be intermittent to allow for mobility.
Second Stage Labor:
As long as both of us are healthy, I do not wish to have time limits on pushing. I would like to try squatting, hands and knees or whatever feels best for me at the time of pushing. I do not want an episiotomy. Please allow the head and shoulders to be birthed spontaneously, if possible.
Delivery:
I would like my partner to deliver our baby, under the guidance of our midwife. Please let me push instinctively. Let my partner cut the cord after it has stopped pulsing.
After Baby's Birth:
I do not wish for baby to be separated from us in the room at any time unless medically necessary. If this is the case, Dustin is to accompany our child. All routine procedures are to be done in the room with us. Delay eye drops until after baby breastfeeds on both breasts. I would like only the orally-administered Vitamin K to be given to our child and all immunizations to be postponed until a later time. We would like to give our baby the first bath with our own baby products. If our child is a boy, we do not want him circumcised. Please do the PKU testing after 24 hours. Our child is to be exclusively breastfeed, so please do not offer formula at any time.
We wish to have our baby room-in for the duration of our stay. Please, no nursery.
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Master List of Due Date Guessery!
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June 6-koumeps
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June 17-wishinguponwhatwewerebornfrom
June 18-lovingbabynoah
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June 27-Dustin’s Momma
June 28-41 weeks
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koumeps replied to your post:HOLY MOTHER FUCKER. If you drive a car made out...
I think this all the time. Especially since I have a tow frame with hooks on front and hitch on back
Same, and my trailer hitch sticks really far out. I'm pretty sure we have very similar vehicles.
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how do you feel about the amanda/caitlin thing? still going to have play dates?
I've been avoiding this question. Honestly it's not really my business but I have gathered my own feelings and opinions on the matter. I've sent Caitlin like 3-5 messages the other day, and she replied. It was a very short conversation and she told me she didn't want to get involved with the drama or state her side or provide an explanation. Which is completely her choice. But it's lead me to believe that a lot of what Amanda has said is in fact true. I've been told it's very one sided, which in fact might also be true, but I choose to believe the jist of what Amanda has told, because why lie? People don't just kick best friends out of their house and defriend them for fun. I don't see play dates in the future. I want to be friends with Caitlin and Dustin and I want to love everyone and maybe things will change in time and it'll all be good and smiles. But right now I just don't know what to think. I hate no one though, and I have no hard feelings towards anyone. I'd just rather not associate myself with her until things blow over or things get explained. I'm already a really guarded person, so guard went up like 20 times more after hearing the information of this falling out her and Amanda had. I wish Caitlin and Dustin and Amanda and their families the best.
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Soooo
At the ultrasound yesterday, we had a weight estimate of 2lb, 10oz. And he's supposed to gain half a pound each week from here on out. Oh Lord. They say he looks pretty long, and now he's a pretty big chunk. Maybe we'll have a chubby newborn; Aiden has never had baby chub so that'll be new. His bowel was still a bit dilated, so we have another ultrasound on the sixteenth. That'll likely be our last one, around that 31week mark. I'm still so frustrated because we were totally trying for a 3D of Jasper's face and he was actually in a good position, but I couldn't stop feeling sick to my stomach and getting cool and clammy. So I ruined that. :/ Since Jasper has been hanging pretty low and I've had off and on painful contractions, I had our midwife check me to ease my thoughts. She could only fit a finger and couldn't push it through, so that's a good sign. I can't believe twenty-eight weeks on Saturday.
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koumeps replied to your post: koumeps replied to your post: I so wish that I...
Labor intensive, but reblog the keepers to a secondary (private) blog and then delete the originals?
I have over 14 thousand posts, lol.
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koumeps replied to your photo “Did I do this right? I was told I didn’t finish so I redid it and came...”
Wouldn't (-25/24)/(5/24) = -5? Therefore Z=-5?
A sweet treat of your choosing is being baked and sent your way.
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Caitlin and Dustin, all I ask is that you two don't be bitches and ever use the same little icon. Mass confusion will spread amongst the tumblr people.
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