#korkie is like ‘i’m fourteen’ Cody who still treats Wooley like a cadet is like ‘do I look like I care?’ | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mis-mcgifsten · 2 years ago

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Hilarious potential stories here. Don't know how much they mesh with current canon but the ideas are definitely funny. Cody is so dad shaped 😊

sex out of wedlock is a major taboo for mando'ade, largely because of concern over caring for any potential children that result from the act

legally, that means that if you have sex with someone, you're legally married, even if you hadn't exchanged vows

doubly so if a child results of the union

after Satine is murdered during the clone wars, the (still underaged) new Duke Korkie's parentage is investigated, and he is revealed to be the son of his aunt Satine and her former Jedi protector, Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan is therefore retroactively declared Satine's husband, which makes him the Duke Regent of Mandalore until Korkie comes of age

this, of course, results in a pissed off Bo-Katan hunting the oblivious Jedi General down and kidnapping him to raise her nephew and rule her system in her sister's memory

Cody and Anakin Do Not take this theft well, and nearly start a second war until Obi-Wan manages to piece together what's happening so he can explain it to them

then they just find it very amusing

#fun fan fic #cannot fathom traditional mandalorians being that weird about sex #it just does not compute for me #(not a critique or telling you to do it my way it’s just my headcanon)#but I can imagine new mandalorian culture being like that #esp given the weird lack of genetic variance in sindari #you know?#but this concept is really funny #and the thought if obi wan being forcibly put in a more attached version of what rael did voluntarily and also forcibly being a dad is so #fucking funny #and I am always tickled by the korkie is obi wan’s kid and satine didn’t tell him thing #obi-wan would just be so confused but I like the idea that Cody who made himself dad shaped on Alpha 17’s advice as a defence mechanism/#strategy for anakin wrangling coming in and rescuing obi-wan is doubly funny #obi-wan tries the ‘I think of you like a brother’ thing and is like completely railroaded as Cody comes in wearing socks and sandals and is #like ‘I made you hot cocoa and I’m going to read you this cool book ai found before bed #korkie is like ‘i’m fourteen’ Cody who still treats Wooley like a cadet is like ‘do I look like I care?’#cody is buir shaped #fatherhood skipped Jango’s generation but Alpha 17 passed it onto the command batch he trained lmao #korkie kryze #obi wan kenobi #bo katan kryze #commander cody #anakin skywalker

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