#cannot fathom traditional mandalorians being that weird about sex

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Hilarious potential stories here. Don't know how much they mesh with current canon but the ideas are definitely funny. Cody is so dad shaped 😊

sex out of wedlock is a major taboo for mando'ade, largely because of concern over caring for any potential children that result from the act

legally, that means that if you have sex with someone, you're legally married, even if you hadn't exchanged vows

doubly so if a child results of the union

after Satine is murdered during the clone wars, the (still underaged) new Duke Korkie's parentage is investigated, and he is revealed to be the son of his aunt Satine and her former Jedi protector, Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan is therefore retroactively declared Satine's husband, which makes him the Duke Regent of Mandalore until Korkie comes of age

this, of course, results in a pissed off Bo-Katan hunting the oblivious Jedi General down and kidnapping him to raise her nephew and rule her system in her sister's memory

Cody and Anakin Do Not take this theft well, and nearly start a second war until Obi-Wan manages to piece together what's happening so he can explain it to them

then they just find it very amusing