#kogkagu

[kaqura]

koukagu doujin ♡ { totsugeki wolf // yuhki mitsuru }

[sereia1313]

Some InuKogKagu thruple action for momstable on Ao3. I really enjoy them and their shenanigans.

InuKogKagu: "No, shit, there I was..."

“You’re full of it,” Kouga said, leaning back against the booth. “No way she agreed.”

“She did!” Inuyasha retorted, downing another shot, the glass clinking against the table. “I straight up told her she was God’s gift to…to something, and she laughed and said she’d come by later!”

The wolf rolled his eyes, stealing his mate’s final shot for himself. “She was just placating you. Probably wanted to get rid of you so she could report you to the manager.”

Inuyasha swayed as he crossed his arms. “I dunno what placating means, but she wasn’t doing it. She thinks I’m hot.”

Kouga snorted. “A hot mess, maybe.” He honestly couldn’t remember why they’d come to this bar—he was too many drinks in at this point—but it wasn’t to harass the bartender. Keeping his mate out of trouble was a regular occurrence, but this was taking it too far. “Listen, you better apologize—”

“You should both eat something if you want to avoid a hangover.” Kouga looked up and was instantly captivated by a pair of crimson eyes. Matching lips were curved into a smirk, a billfold and a few pens tucked into her apron. 

Inuyasha smirked, resting his head on the table. “Told ya she’d be back.” 

The woman raised an eyebrow, and Kouga ran a hand through his hair, suddenly wishing he hadn’t had so much to drink. “Sorry if he’s been bothering you. We’re…celebrating something, but we’ve both had too much and should probably—”

The paper covering to one of their straws hit in the face, Inuyasha grinning in triumph before turning to the bartender. “Remember how I was tellin’ ya I had better aim?” He puffed his chest out even as his eyes glazed over and he knocked over a glass of water. 

“Might want to work on that,” the woman said, one hand on her hip. “And I thought you said he had better aim, but youwere stronger.”

Inuyasha frowned, trying to remember exactly what he’d told her at the bar. “That was in the beginning. I’m better now.” She gave him a skeptical look. “No, shit. There I was, tryin’ to corner a rat—or was it a spider?”

Kouga groaned as his mate launched into some muddled story about catching pests. He tried to get the bartender’s attention, wanting to let her know it was fine to walk away, but she seemed genuinely interested in Inuyasha’s story, and he eventually blurted out, “You’re not gonna kick us out?”

She chuckled, writing down something on a pad of paper. “Not yet. Just make sure he doesn’t puke on anything. Wouldn’t want to ruin the night.” Her smirk shifted from amused to sultry, and Kouga felt heat pool in the bottom of his stomach. “Do you get off soon?”

“Maybe,” she said. “Let’s get some food into both of you, and we’ll see how things go.” She winked before tugging softly on Inuyasha’s ear, hips swaying as she walked back to the bar. Kouga wasn’t sure what she’d ordered for them, but he was going to do his best to sober up.

Immediately.

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Kagura chuckled as she rang in an order of nachos, knowing the added protein from the chicken would help settle the men’s stomachs. 

Another server sidled up next to her. “Sorry, you had to work today. I know you planned on celebrating paying off your house with your mates.”

Kagura waved her off. “I’m not about to let you work a Friday night by yourself. And they showed up to keep me company, anyway.” She waved to the two men sitting in the booth, Inuyasha’s more enthusiastic than Kouga’s, and she laughed again. 

“Did they?” Kagome asked, following her gaze. “You should’ve told me! Why aren’t they sitting up here so we can chat?”

Kagura shook her head. “The drinking started before they got here. They were just planning on hanging out until I was off, but they’ve somehow forgotten they’re actually mated to me and are now hitting on me and hoping I’ll go home with them.” She met Kagome’s gaze, and they both doubled over laughing. 

“Make sure they leave you a big tip,” the other server said, patting her shoulder. “And that they make it up to you for forgetting you exist.”

“Oh, they’ll definitely be doing that,” Kagura promised, winking at the booth again before checking in on her other tables, making sure they both had a clear view of her ass every time she bent over.

Thanks for the prompt!

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[kingkouga]

ALSO KOGKAGU!!

!!1 WEFKJHXCVLJKASD THANK GOD KOGKAGU

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! (ok they’re not an OTP I’m sorry) | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - honestly they will keep coming back to each other until they have a reason not to. as in, koga finds a wife (me) or grows the fuck up, or kagura dies or something. i just think that it will become a cycle of habit and convenience and a very toxic idea of constant. 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - lol. love that’s cute

How was their first kiss? - it was all teeth and wind pulling at their hair and tearing at their clothes and trying to drag them apart but they’re too angry and they fight the wind instead of fighting each other

Wedding:

Who proposed? - LOL. THAT’S SO CUTE. PROPOSAL. ok but if they do propose it would probably be kagura bc she has to be the one to suggest it, it’s her idea. 

Who is the best man/men? - they have none. it is a wedding just for them two, pure misery and nothing else

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - lol no one

Who did the most planning? - honestly probably koga, he is still the pack leader and he has to uphold certain standards and traditions.

Who stressed the most? - kagura because #freedom

How fancy was the ceremony? - not fancy at all, they only did what was necessary for koga.Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - lmao everyone. but also especially naraku

Sex:

Who is on top? - they take turns. sometimes, kagura needs to feel strong again in dominating someone else the same way naraku dominates her; sometimes, koga needs to moan in both pleasure and in grief for the pack that she annihilated, and he needs to make her hurt a little bit, and he needs to hate her in sweat and cum.

Who is the one to instigate things? - hm. the very first encounter is more of a collision than a beginning, they were running so fast at each other with knives in their hands that they didn’t know how to stop when they realized they had dropped the knife and had only their bodies to give. but if anything, i would say it’s koga. kagura can wait the sexual tension out — koga, not so much.

How healthy is their sex life? - there is nothing healthy about kogkag but they do have a lot of sex.Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - extremely. it fluctuates though, depending on their mood, depending on their day, their emotions, their memories.Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - they last hours, not necessarily because they have so much stamina and energy but because they don’t ever feel whole and they don’t know how to stop trying

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - no lmao

How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - none.

How many children will they adopt? - none.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - n/a

Who is the stricter parent? - n/a

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - n/a

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - n/a

Who is the more loved parent? - n/a

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - n/a

Who cried the most at graduation? - n/a

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - n/a

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - koga, he’s the best at it and kagura doesn’t ever want to be domestic.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - kagura because what a fucking princess

Who does the grocery shopping? - koga, he’s always the hungriest and kagura refuses to shop if she’s not the one who wants food

How often do they bake desserts? - lmao never they both like savory, not sweet

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat. meat all the way. although kagura does like a salad here and there, koga refuses to get it and she’s not going to make it for herself honestly

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - surprisingly, kagura. sometimes, she tries. 

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - kagura, she likes to be seen.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - koga lmao

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - tbh neither of them but if i had to choose one, it would be kagura. koga gives 0 shits

Who is really against chores? - koga

Who cleans up after the pets? - kagura, because koga is so used to being around animals that he generally lets them do whatever the fuck they want and kagura is the only one who would ever get bothered by the pets

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - koga

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - koga, he’s a pack leader after all, his guests and his pack and his family are his responsibility.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - kagura. she kept it for herself greedy bitch

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - koga, he loves to pamper himself

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - koga, he loves his dogs

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they never decorate r u kidding me

What are their goals for the relationship? - to kill each other. to feel whole again. (none of these goals ever happen)

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - well koga is pretty active and like to be up with the sun, but kagura hates feeling useless and lazy. if i had to choose, though, koga, because he probably likes to sunbathe and relax when he does get the chance.

Who plays the most pranks? - koga. kagura hates it and punishes him every time. he keeps trying, partly because it’s fun for him, partly because she hates it.

[kaqura]

can someone send me like good koga/kagura fics PLZ i just wasted two hours of my life reading a 34k word fic just for this man to die at the end when they had 3 whole kids like?? girl help

[van-whorenheim]

ok even better what if kagura actually used koga

ok but like what if kagura actually used the jewel shards she stole from koga