#koga is so in love with rei. the things he says are a bit too much to only be admiration yk

[koumeowkami]

honestly both reikao and reikoga are so canonically gay it's nearly impossible to pick one. why not making it reikaoga. rei has two hands after all

[mephinomaly]

[TL] Flashback/Epilogue 2

[ This post uses Ois~su ♪ ]

Kaoru: Grandpa was throwing a bit of a tantrum, saying he “hates complicated things”, so for the time being, we’ll just be going by UNDEAD.

Koga: Not much point in usin’ two separate brands. Besides, that criminal came up with HELLSING so I don’t wanna use it. Pisses me off.

Adonis: The delinquent most likely had his own ideas for UNDEAD, which was HELLSING.

Kaoru: Yeah. He was probably like “I can make the best version of UNDEAD!”

But we don’t need his idealised version of UNDEAD, we just need to shine brighter and brighter, as the real us.

Adonis: Easier said than done.

As Hakaze-senpai said earlier, both the radical immoral side and the variety programs side of us can be successful— It wouldn’t be superficial of us to do so.

Koga: It’s fine for us to get rid of one of them though. I, personally, think we should get rid of the variety programs.

Kaoru: You really hate those sorts of jobs, don’t you? …Like I said on stage yesterday, you can gain experience from anywhere.

You can’t grow big and strong if you’re a picky eater, you know?

Koga: Who do you think you are, my parents? Anyway, I get it, but I’m not gonna stop complainin’.

We need to eat everything, even if we don’t like it, so we can grow big and strong.

Kaoru: That’s the spirit ♪

Let’s do our best, ‘kay? The AIIE experiment was set up in order to trick us, nothing more to it—it almost felt like a dream.

We’ve seen real robots of ourselves and those kids from Ra*bits too.

The fakes were almost identical to the real us. At least, visually.

Technology and AI will only improve from here, and AI idols will become even more realistic.

Rei: Umu. That is how it seems to be progressing.

Kaoru: Oh? I didn’t see you so I thought you’d had an early morning bath? But then I didn’t see you in the bathroom either…?

Rei: Nay, I was enjoying the peaceful bliss of the early morning by taking a stroll.

I spoke with some neighbours who were also awake at this time, and once I grew tired, I basked in the sun on a nearby bench…

Kaoru: You actually act so much like an old man. You get more and more senile as the years go because of some character you force yourself to play.

Rei: Rather, I used to force myself to act young. I feel more comfortable now than I did back then. I am showing my true colours.

Of course, those who caught a glimpse of the previous me will have seen the immaturity in me, befitting of my young age at the time.

Anyhow. I apologise for interrupting, but I do believe you should keep Kaoru-kun’s worries in the back of your minds.

Humanity continues to evolve, scientific capability is growing ever closer to the abilities of a god.

Robotics, AI, VR— artificial idols will be comprised of those parts.

Then when non-human creatures rise in strength, and become stronger than humans, when monsters arise, when they become the new normal—

What value do humans have, other than being authentic beings?

Will we become pieces of art, displayed in museums for all to see, rather than something a part of your everyday life?

I do not know what the future holds, but that future is fast approaching.

We stand at a crossroads.

If we give up, we die where we stand. We must explore and search for what it means to be human.

We must demonstrate time and time again the value of being loved.

Otherwise, we can easily fall into the position our criminal was in.

A foolish, pitiful creature that can only look into the distance and envy how bright others shine.

What happens to one today may happen to another tomorrow. But I am not so pessimistic.

We are alive.

If we continue to live and grow, we have no reason to fear this lifetime.

That is the strength and beauty of being human.

Let us drive away our abhorrent past, and our anxiety-inducing nightmares alongside it. Let us step into the day with a smile on our faces.

～...♪

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Epilogue 1

Directory

[sakumasmut]

sorry for the typo ;; i meant to say if you have hcs for undead group sex

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I actually have a wip of this exact thing so I guess this counts as a bit of a sneak peek

Undead Group Sex Headcanons

-Rei pulls you into his lap while the other guys are stripping you, just chuckling into your ear whenever you squirm from their touches and grinding against your ass

-Kaoru wants to go first so Ado and Koga push your legs apart while he goes ham on you. All you can really do is moan and take his cock since Rei is also restraining your arms. His cum drips out of your hole when he finishes, not bothering to bring you to your own climax since his friends can do it for him

-Afterwards, Kaoru takes a break but you don’t get one. instead they get Adonis to lay down and push you on top of him so that you can ride him

-Koga gets impatient at this point though, so he decides to take his turn alongside Ado and gets behind you. they both stretch your hole out with both their dicks inside you at once, and you just whine from how big they feel

-Koga makes you cum first before he finishes inside, and after pulling out he makes you go down on Adonis faster so that you clench hard around his massive cock, making him cum into you too. Your hole is filled with so much seed already, but they want to really stuff you full

-Rei finally gets you to himself, after letting his unitmates go first. Part of it is because he knows he’ll love the sight of your ruined hole, and he’s right—you look so fucked out and overstimulated that when he finally pushes himself in you can only moan

-He coos at what a slut you are, and you just nod and cry, taking his dick because that’s all you can think of doing. He makes you beg for him to add his seed into your body, until your voice is hoarse and your limbs are going limp

-The night is far from over though. Not only does Koga want another round where he gets you to himself, but Kaoru’s also rested up and wants you again. And with the way Rei and Adonis are still hard and eyeing you up…you aren’t resting anytime soon

[windypuddle]

enstars headcanons

ok im going in order but i dont have headcanons for a few characters for sure. so. whatever on we go . just saying in advance these are mostly gender and Autism

fine:

eichi tenshouin: look i cant say anythinf about this guy hes already canonically terminally ill and gay. like what do you want me to do

wataru hibiki: genderfluid. whatever gender fits the performance. shes the moment hes the star theyre the epitome of an actor

tori: boy you are so gnc. princess but not a girl you know

yuzuru: has definitely had impulse thoughts about dying his hair and having a scene phase at 3 am

trickstar

hokuto: bigender. sooooo queer . also autistic

mao: um ritsu braided his hair sometimes when they were younger

ryuseitai:

chiaki: trans guy i have many feelings about this but he leans into the hero thing because its gender affirming. also autism

kanata: no gender only blublublub. likes wearing long skirts. filipino. has like 1 million fish earrings. also autism

tetora: TRANSMASC ‼️💥💪

midori: transfem... also autistic.. she is so important

shinobu: Autism Autism Autism. bonus the detachment from gender that sometimes comes with the autism but he hasnt really thought about it. hes just some guy

alkaloid:

hiiro: transmasc autistic i will die on this hill

aira: my lovely mutuals have convinced me with blasian aira its canon to me now. white french? no. cowards happyele are cowards i tell you. theres such a vast portion of the francophone world that is not white . also transmasc

mayoi: scaredgirl weirdboy core. whatever gender is easier at the moment. she likes being pretty

tatsumi: ok yknow what. fuck it. aroace tatsumi

eden:

nagisa: so much autism. nonbinary guy. religious trauma

ibara: lesbian. not going to elaborate bc thats not my problem ibara is just a lesbian

hiyori: hes just gay idk what to tell you. cisboy gay who is so annoying. when people complain about "gay isn't a personality trait" theyre complaining about him. also chubby

jun: also gay but fans love him for being normal about it. one of his main motivations for working out is being able to princess carry hiyori. hes so polite usually its insane but with eden he doesnt care because he loves them so hes a bit of a bitch

valkyrie:

shu: god is a woman and her name is shu itsuki. transfem and autistic i will Also die on this hill.

mika: transmasc and autistic

2wink:

hinata: men liker but dont ask me about her gender idk

yuuta: i see those slipups in twin peaks girl u are transfem nonbinary i think

crazy:b:

rinne: bigender [wild cheering] also demi aka down bad for niki specifically

niki: tboy swag but hes not really bothered too much about medically transitioning. arospec i think

himeru: Sooooo nonbinary. so so so nonbinary. i like to hc afab nonbinary himeru and mainly got top surgery to more easily pass as kaname but like gahdamn of course you have blue hair and pronouns (they/it/no pronouns)

kohaku: tboy swag . the gender in crazy:b is off the charts

Undead:

rei: 1 million genderqueer and SO gay. has all the problems of an older sister but also the hotness that comes with issues u know.

kaoru: ok. bear with me. aussie. also transfem... like what do you mean you hate men and only hang out with girls. definitely arospec

koga: AUTISM!! weirdgirl to autism boy wonder transmasc swag pipeline

adonis: also autism. he can be gnc. as a treat

akatsuki:

keito: come on man we all know youre gay and insufferable about it

kuro: he should get to have piercings i think

souma: autism boy wonder. while you were busy learning social cues he was studying the blade. also applies to gender norms

ra*bits:

nazuna: boy there is something gender going on with you. weirdboy or maybe a gender cis people have never heard of.

tomoya: That Is The Normalest Girl I've Ever Seen

mitsuru: autism

hajime: girl what is your gender. hes like the narrator of the arch nemesis cynthia post. so poor they cant afford a gender

knights:

tsukasa: autistic and please please please let him be chubby. staring at happyele with my biggest saddest eyes Please let tsukasa be chubby. while you're at it can he wear a skirt. please

leo: ok i give a lot of characters autism because i have autism and i get it but i think leo has adhd

izumi: agender. any pronouns. idk what to tell you he said in next door that he doesnt care about gender only beauty

arashi: only normal one in knights. i love aranee she should get 1 million hours to stress bake if she wants to

ritsu: ah i understand why vampires are gay. occasionally a girl if its funny

switch:

natsume: Diversity win!! the angry witch is transmasc!!! neurodivergent but i think its funnier if i dont specify.

tsumugi: new gender unlocked its pathetic wifeguy. hes every spirit in the fields of punishment and he does it willingly for natsume

sora: wahoo autism ^_^ yippee!!

madara: is cowboy a gender?

feel free to reblog and throw in ur own headcanons i love hearing other fans hcs it is so awesome!!

[tokusaatsus]

hi, can I request a number 16 for kaoru?? :3

KAORU + 16: needing their cuddles even though they have something else to do

warnings: slightly suggestive humour?

When you step out of the shower, steam curling around you and wet hair clinging to your skin, the first thing you notice is your boyfriend sprawled across your bed, a cheeky smirk spreading slowly across his face. He drags his gaze up and down your body–a slow, sensual thing–and you chuck your towel at his head.

“Meanie~” Kaoru pouts, batting his eyelashes at you, towel clutched in his grip.

You scoff derisively as you plop down next to him, pulling a pillow onto your lap and he worms his way closer, rolling halfway on top of you. You let out a huff of air as your abdomen is hit by a stray elbow. “Oof. Get off, Kaoru, you’re heavy.”

“No, I’m not…” He whines, dragging out the last word. You roll your eyes, albeit affectionately as your fingers find home in honey-coloured strands of hair, scratching lightly at his scalp. He lets out a noise akin to a purr and flops over, boneless, onto your lap.

“Kaoru–” You begin, and he lets out a muffled groan. Undeterred, you steamroll over his half-hearted protests. “I have stuff to be doing. And I know you do too. In fact, Koga-kun’s been spamming me with texts asking where you are. Why’re you skipping practice now?”

“I missed you,” Kaoru says plaintively, a plea for you not to turn him away. “I missed you so, so much and Rei-kun said it was okay to skip practice for today, and Koga-kun’s just barking because he’s jealous you have such a cool and amazing boyfriend.” The sunlight streaming through the windows hits him at an angle, illuminating his hair into something golden–it gives him a sort of halo, and you’d think he was a half-angel boy if it wasn’t for the fathomless depths of grey-brown: an endless abyss, but one you’re familiar with, and you find yourself meeting his gaze, easily letting yourself drown in those hues. “I just…” He stops, bites his lip. “I just wanted you to hold me…?”

“Fine,” You sigh, but there’s no heat behind it. “It’s not like I can stop you anyways.” You recline back awkwardly, your torso propped up the slightest bit by a Jellyfish plushie that has somehow migrated to your room even though you’re well aware whom it belongs to. The owner of said plushie simply hums happily as he adjusts his position lie atop you, his face resting on your abdomen.

The point of his chin digs into the flesh there, and you barely hold in a wince.

“Hey,” Kaoru mumbles into your skin. “I love you.”

You say nothing, already caught in the drift between sleep and wakefulness but the way your fingers twine with his say more than enough. I love you too.

notes!

WC: 460 words

reze txt HI HI !! here is your kaoru~ sorry for being almost a month late :( i’ve been p busy lately… but i’m glad i at least got it out, even if it teeeechnically doesn’t fit the prompt? anyways, thank you for requesting and i hope you enjoy <3

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[crystalelemental]

Full tier list is here, breakdown of the C-tier. Again, I generally like these ones, they give a bit more than the D-tier, but they're again not really hitting that sweet spot.

Shauna: dating Serena. the only XY friend with personality, really.

Rowan: I dunno man, I just like Rowan.

Kukui: Fun quirky dude, fails to hit any particular love point with me somehow.

Sycamore: The dork man himself. I dunno, he's fun sometimes.

Blue: Kanto anti-bias, but Blue is at least a decent character half the time.

Nanu: can be really fun with Grimsley or Looker/Anabel, kinda whatever on his own.

Kieran: Okay listen I liked what Teal Mask set up but do not respect where Indigo Disk went. Kieran falls short for me. They gave him some neat beats but he doesn't stand out.

Fantina: she's silly <3

Amarys: Kinda love that she's Carmine's bestie. She's alright.

Lisia: Wish they did more with her.

Calem: Masters skews this, but I love his rival focus as being frustrated he can't beat Serena and trying really hard to keep pace. That's good protag characterization.

Rei: he gets stuff.

Barry: Fun rival, has some quirks going on.

Hop: When I'm being fair I like him, when I'm not being fair he feels repetitive to previous rivals.

Agatha: cool old spooky lady, loved a Masters even with her but she doesn't get enough play. Let's Go redesign actually top tier.

Koga/Janine: I like the ninja family, they're cool.

Sabi: she's silly <3

Yancy: I really liked Yancy, okay. "Don't you play as the girl? What about-" I have nothing to say about him.

Wikstrom: Silly knight man with lore implications due to the whole knight thing.

Diantha: Sadly does not get the play she deserves. Could be higher if they gave her more.

Leon: I think the series is confused about what makes Leon interesting and keeps failing to lean into what's broken about him. That one Generations episode got it.

Birch: fun professor, the only one doing legitimate field work.

Burnet: She's fun too, not much to add.

Viola: I kinda like her fight, so I kinda like her.

Lenora: she's just a cool lady.

Hala: just a kahuna on a stroll to the laguna. He gets it.

Wallace: Fabulous, but that is not enough for affection.

Grant: I dunno, I kinda just vibe with his design.

Bertha: I have a soft spot for her. Tough granny.

Mustard: Same deal, but more active.

Lance: He has some stuff but I feel like he's a lot blander than people give credit for.

Will: Kind of a weirdo, and I respect it.

Drake/Glacia: they're just neat.

Sonia: I like Sonia alright, but I feel like her "research" is kinda just her showing up and talking about stuff you incidentally find, and she removes Magnolia from view which I consider a cardinal sin.

Giacomo: he's neat.

Morgan/Evelyn: I kinda like these two, they have fun, if one-note, personalities.

Ingo/Emmet: I know I reversed it, but I'm used to this order. They're alright. My wife likes them a lot more than I do, but I don't really know them because I refuse to do Battle facilities anymore.

Piers: got all the neat stuff Marnie should've gotten and it still wasn't enough for me to think he's that interesting.

Lucian: the man has style.

Zinzolin: Legitimately and unironically the best part of the Team Plasma. He is literally just some old fart with no significance running around ranting and raving about how feeling the cold biting at your skin and suffering is proof that you're alive. Actually unhinged, best subordinate.

Beni/Sanqua: I like these two a lot.

Tierno: he can be fun, XY just kinda overdid it with friends.

Sawyer: I do kinda like the loyal friends.

Raihan: he's fine. At least he has personality.

Ryuki: Look, I know I'm discounting the anime in most cases, but they made him such an over the top rocker with a headbanging Zweilous, I am making an exception to put him in C.

Protagonists: they're all cute enough.

Gordie: Swag.

Melony: Finally, a mom that looks like a mom.

Falkner: Johto bias.

Olivia: can have a fun personality but not as much play time.

Korrina: sure.

Eri: Has stuff going on I just don't strongly connect with her. I think it's the wrestling. I am not into wrestling.

Wake: See above.

Mira: I just think she's funny. Lost in a cave and you rescue her only for her Kadabra to put in more work than you do.

Ghetsis: conceptually interesting, but still a bitch.

Guzma: see above, though I think the implications of him being an abused child are fascinating. He has some fun structural ideas on the nature of abusive cycles, and how someone who is abused is easily abused by others who show even the slightest trust in them. But he's also really abusive toward his underlings and I'm just not a huge fan of Team Skull in general so C is the best I can do.

[resurrection-of-soul]

Flashback | BIOHAZARD 3

Writer: Akira (日日日)

Characters: Hajime, Tomoya, Adonis, Koga, Kaoru, Rei

Koga: You're all bigger than me, so you lot oughta be especially careful, 'kay? Kaoru: Hehe, that's why you always end up looking tiny when we're all standing together on stage. The fans seriously love it, always shouting, "Cute! He's so cute!"

[ For the best viewing experience, please read directly on my blog! ♪ ]

Time: The next day.

Location: The AIIE Fourth Experimental Facility, "CRADLE"

Tomoya: [Welcome! This is the Fourth Experimental Facility for the AIIE project, commonly referred to as CRADLE!]

Hajime: [Hehe, we, the "guide robots," will show you around ♪]

Koga: The hell? Why're you suddenly throwin' out all these technical terms? This ain't a sci-fi movie. And more importantly, what the heck are you even doin' here, Ra*bits?

Tomoya: [Oh, we're not Ra*bits!]

Hajime: [We are "artificial idols," born from the AIIE project!]

Koga: ……? ……?

Adonis: Are you truly not the real Shino and Mashiro? Or is that just the kind of character you're playing this time?

Tomoya: [Naturally, it's the former!]

Hajime: [We're not affiliated with any real people or organizations!]

Koga: Even though ya look just like them, they've actually got nothin' t' do with this, huh… Is this seriously okay? Did the people in charge even bother gettin' permission from those two?

Rei: Oh dear. Even setting aside my "grandfatherly" guise for a moment, I genuinely cannot keep up. Technology is remarkable… See here. Those two doppelgangers are already quite mysterious, yet the picturesque scenery before us is also a mere illusion, is it not?

Kaoru: I feel like I've fallen under a kitsune's spell. This place is supposed to be indoors, but when we opened the door, we were instead greeted by beautiful blue skies.

Adonis: This is what is known as a VR space. We are being shown a virtual world through the special contact lenses we are wearing. I think it would be best not to move around too much, because we cannot tell where the walls actually are.

Rei: Ouchies?! Just as I was being warned, I immediately hit my head!

Kaoru: You alright, grandpa~...?

Rei: Mm… Although this building seemed quite spacious from the outside, in truth, it reveals itself to be no grander than a school gymnasium. As Adonis rightly said, 'twould be most prudent for us to avoid scampering about too recklessly.

Koga: You're all bigger than me, so you lot oughta be especially careful, 'kay?

Kaoru: Hehe, that's why you always end up looking tiny when we're all standing together on stage. The fans seriously love it, always shouting, "Cute! He's so cute!"

Koga: Haah? You might be happy hearin' that kinda thing, but I just feel like I'm bein' mocked! Why's it feel like everyone around me likes to poke at other people's sore spots just for fun?

Rei: Kukuku. All jests aside, we came in answer to the summons, but... What exactly is our purpose here? 'Tis all fine and dandy for the agency to bid us partake in this "AIIE" thing, yet the particulars still remain elusive.

Hajime: [Allow us to explain!]

Tomoya: [That's what we're here for!] [Just as it says on the tin, AIIE is a project meant to "manufacture" artificial idols!]

Koga: That smells fishy as hell.

Rei: 'Tis the sort of venture that Tenshouin-kun would relish, I reckon. Though 'tis mere conjecture on my part, I cannot shake the notion that he might be entwined in some capacity, perhaps as a sponsor or the like.

Kaoru: Well, isn't that still better than being involved in an experiment being run by some shady private corporation you don't know anything about?

Rei: Thy words ring most true... That aside, I do not really understand what you mean when you speak of artificial idols. What manner of things are those?

Hajime: [Allow us to explain!]

Tomoya: [After all, that's our job as guide robots!]

Rei: Well, in all honesty, if you two are indeed not the genuine Ra*bits, then I can already surmise the intended nature of an artificial idol...

Hajime: [That's right. As I said before, we are both artificial idols born from the AIIE project.]

Tomoya: [To put it simply, we artificial idols are copies of real idols.]

Hajime: [You take a humanoid robot, give it the appearance of an existing idol, then install an artifical intelligence to mimic their words and actions.]

Tomoya: [The end result is a duplicate of that idol. At least, it appears that way at first glance.]

Hajime: [In truth, it is currently impossible to reproduce a person with perfect accuracy, and the end result is similar to the original, yet notably different.]

Tomoya: [With your cooperation, and the application of multiple experiments, we will some day improve to the point where even your fans—]

[No. Even your friends and family will be unable to tell the difference between us.]

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[johannwolfgangvongoethe]

taking koga nui outside

(koga-watch diary below, except its all about adonis actually)

i havent been able to find a piercing/charm the right size and shape for his left ear yet, so he has a little bat for now :)

its almost june, so rose bloom started. heres another image but a spider snug in lol. its an araniella cucurbitina!! their bright abdomens are quite pretty imo.

sorry if i end up spamming nui images with literally every rose in the garden. maybe with the vegetable patch too.... but first id like to make some matching overalls for him or smth.......

btw happy official adonis center event announcement!! (F to the intern who paid for the accidental leak) i am looki- i am actually terrified of it. since hidden beast was really really ooc and horribly written and multiple levels of offensive. specifically noting this down so i can come back in a week. if its even slightly better than hidden beast, ill count that as a semi-success i guess. but rei is the 4*. so. oh well. a lookback-story makes for a great setup in theory but enstars loves to waste good chances & i think theyre neither comfortable nor able to provide something decent for it.

i feel like undead has had One good center event with nightless city live. bride light was perfectly cute and fluffy and important for kaoru but otherwise without impact... flashback was genuinely alright, but while the topic of undead breaking in two halves was really upfront and present, it wasnt really... discussed or resolved???

the one big thing they all have in common is that they Really undersell adonis and make him a background character who just has to endure whatever happens to him...

his involvement in nightless city live and bride light is cool but limited... he sort of feels like a punching bag in seven bridge... flashback has a really interesting narrative role for him but he only gets to briefly voice his discomfort and everyones attempts of reassurance feel a tad bit like a short afterthought and therefore dishonest. and. well. hidden beast. bottom text. ("Yes, senpai, thank you for putting me in a fake life or death scenario, it really builds character <3" WHERE ARE WE....) the only undead event with adonis in an active role that shows off his competence is sandstorm, i think.... so i really hope the trend does not continue. but, well, enstars writing. baby adonis is the cutest ever though... and i guess an arranged marriage plotline could play out interesting enough, maybe. his family is very famous, so sure, this might as well be a thing. "i hope your fav marries a woman" is funnier to say when its eichi. but you dont want that to happen to your guy. not like this wont be resolved by the end of the story on behalf of gacha idol boy game logic and the inviolability of yume. but i would love some drama.

lets see how that goes........ if nothing else, both 5* cgs are stunning and the song is really nice and the outfits are adorable tbh. AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THEY WEAR NAIL POLISH SINCE NIGHTLESS CITY LIVE.... i mean there were the hellsing outfits but hellsing is sort of just a duo lol.

prayer circle for the new koga casual outfit to be really unhinged and for adonis outfit to be..... either really 40yo dad or handsome. either is fine. i dont need them to look good per se. i need them to be funny.

[kym2020]

Depths＊The Beast Laying Hidden Beneath

Bloodthirsty Beast Chapter 5

《A few days after the start of filming》

Rei: "The third victim...!? Once again, is it the work of the 'Beast'? They're getting in the way of our work..."

Adonis: "I see. So the victim was once again someone we know. It seems that the 'Beast' is indeed targeting people related to the Sakurayama¹ Social Club. And persistently at that... Perhaps they have already infiltrated this group."

Koga: "For now, I have an alibi for the first incident. That means I can be ruled out as a suspect, right?"

Rei: "I was on duty that day too. My colleagues should be able to vouch for my alibi."

Adonis: "Sagurayama-san and Ohata-kun had alibis. That means, for now, it's only the two of us without alibis."

Rei: "What about you, Hatori-san?"

Kaoru: "Huh? Are you suspecting me? Just because I took the day off alone doesn't mean I would commit a crime. Isn't that host discrimination? Besides, I use a stage name for business, so please don't call me by my real name too often, okay?"

Koga: (...Adonis is still suspicious. His acting is still a bit awkward. From what I see, it seems he's still uncertain. He's a bit more restless compared to the three of us.)

Adonis: Excuse me, Director. It seems I still haven't fully grasped this role. Because of that, I've caused trouble for everyone. Am I the only one staying behind for the practice? Just me and the director? Understood. Thank you very much.

Koga: Oi, oi, is he okay? He finally got called in by the director.

Kaoru: More than......just a little, I'm quite worried about it.

Rei: Since it's Adonis-kun we're talking about, I believe he'll eventually make a course correction.

Koga: Yeah, that's right. I hope he can find some tips... Look at this. Adonis, that jerk, has written so much in the script. Even though he's not that good at writing Japanese. It's cruel if he doesn't see any results after this. Huh? This script has a page after the crumpled one that has been fixed. What is this...!?

Kaoru: Is this...!?

Rei: It says, "Please help me"... Should I call it a cry from Adonis-kun's heart? So that's why the script was unnaturally crumpled. It's more serious than I thought. He might be carrying a lot of stress due to his own immature acting skills.

Koga: I can't believe Adonis was feeling so cornered... Let's go ask him right away. Why was he carrying such a burden until it got to this point?

Kaoru: Yeah, I'd love to do that, but... considering Adonis-kun, maybe it's not a good idea to go and ask him right now.

Koga: Huh?

Kaoru: You see, Adonis-kun has been asking for our advice all along, right? But I feel like he's struggling with the fact that his acting hasn't improved. If we ask him right now, it might make things even more difficult for him... That's what I think. I agree. It's hard to imagine Adonis-kun treating his tools of the trade so carelessly.

Rei: Adonis-kun is doing his best. By misleading him with our advice, we might further corner him.

Koga: Hmph. You're just spouting pretty words. I get it. If Adonis is burdened with a problem he can't share with anyone, it's only natural for us, his comrades, to listen and help him figure it out. I'll accompany him during his extra practice. Adonis will appreciate not being alone with just the director, right?

Kaoru: You're full of youth, Koga-kun...

Rei: Indeed. When I see Adonis-kun and Koga like this, it makes me feel rejuvenated as well. However, I can't say for sure if it was a good decision to let Kouga go. There's also the possibility that Adonis-kun's extra practice serves as an excuse for filming the 'Beast' scenes. It's certainly a difficult situation to navigate. We must be careful not to inadvertently step on a tiger's tail.

Kouga: (Tch, causing me to worry...)

(But man, he's really unlucky. I never thought he would end up practicing one-on-one with the director. Their directorial plan must have clashed severely.)

(Though his acting is awkward, it's not so terrible that it had to come to this.)

Adonis: ........!

Koga: (Haha, he's putting all his passion into his acting. It looks like he's truly focused. Wasn't this my cue to enter?)

Adonis: please stop. Director you are going too far...

Koga: (Oh...? Why is the director bowing? And on top of that, Adonis is desperately trying to calm them down. What's going on...!)

(Damn it, I don't understand! Maybe because the director's voice is too soft, I can't hear from here!)

(No choice, I'll get a bit closer—)

Adonis: Director... I'm sorry, but if that's the case, I'd like to quit.

Koga: (...!?)

(Quit? Does that mean... Is he really going to abandon the job? Quitting, is that what he means?)

Hey, Adonis! What were you talking about with the director just now?

Adonis: Oh, Ogami... You were there.

Koga: What was that exchange about!? The director was bowing their head, and you said you want to quit—don't tell me you're quitting this drama?

Adonis: I'm sorry, but I can't say. The only thing I can tell you is that I made a rational decision. I don't want to trouble the rest of 'UNDEAD'... Please believe me.

Koga: tch....!

translator's notes:

[1] Sakurayama or Sagurayama Social Club, I'm getting confused with the raws.

[sakasakied]

hcs for the one and only old man rei please. thanks

I RUSHEDDDD TO ANSWER THIS BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY. DID YALL KNOW REI IS ACTUALLY MY #1 BABYGIRL TIED WITH NATSUME AND IZUMI SORRY I CANNOT CHOOSE ACKXOCODOWODOOW SORRY ENOUGH RAMBLE. send more abt those 3 i beg. also might get long so this will be under a readmore

rei rei rei. ok now i probably think this for a lot of my favs but i'm really into teasing rei. him being totally into humiliation wohhh @ _ @ but not in the degrading way natsume does. do y'all get it like he doesn't do mean words but he loves to fluster you a lot. if ur the type of person who gets flustered easily like me oh boy ur in big trouble with this man.

it's actually canon ok. he's always teased people like anzu since forever (i've read most of the stories that feature rei i would KNOW. also that scene in dark night halloween made me weak sorry) so how would he not be with you?

ik he's already graduated but sometimes he would visit the light music club room to reminisce about his days in yumenosaki. and he would of course visit at night. and he would also fuck you in that very same room where his fellow club members would hold practices LOL... for him it's apparently the most perfect place to bury his dick inside u, on that very club room floor. it also plays a bit into his exhibitionism kink. remember that some students stay until night at yumenosaki so there's always the chance of someone walking in. maybe even someone like koga could see.

“you’re clearly enjoying this, aren’t you? are you not afraid of the possibility of someone walking in on us? or does it excite you rather?” and he'll watch in delight as you tighten up from those words.

he's like super into sensory stuff. like breathing down ur nape. lightly dragging his teeth, or even better, his fangs across the dip of where ur neck meets ur shoulder wtf do u even call that. feathery touches with his fingers. he would use stuff like blindfolds to make u more sensitive to whatever he'll do to u. depriving u from seeing him, u wait in anticipation for his next move, only depending on the shifting of the bed or the sound of his voice to guess whatever antics he was up to.

i bet he has lots of thoughts about sharing u with ritsu. the other would Hate sharing u and keep u to himself (possessive much) but rei would be soooo all for it. sakuma sandwich woooooo best thing ever. (let's include undead & the five eccentrics but i'm mostly for sakuma sandwich)

AND OFC WE WILL NEVER EXCLUDE ANY KINKS RELATED TO HIS VAMPIRISM. i love vampires so much bro if i met a vampire irl id have sex with them despite being a bit repulsive abt irl sex. but anyways. something about vampirism is just very erotic

vampire rei that lurks the night searching for a victim, scouting each bedroom window for suitable prey. until he lays his eyes upon you. the perfect bloodbag. normally, he'd drain his victims dry and leave them to die, but he'd never do that to you. he'll keep you alive. he'll also keep you healthy to keep your blood fresh and delicious. oh my god

ok outside that little au i think he's very hesitant about all-out biting you unless you really ask for it. he doesn't want you to be scared of him or get too hurt, so you really have to ask. he'll nibble a little at first, being really careful not to actually puncture you with his fangs, but if you convince him to really draw blood then he will. forget him hating blood it's for the intimacy ok. besides he thinks u look nice decorated with two puncture wounds dripping with the scarlet fluid :3

[dreamcrush]

7, 9, 15! -🌹

7. Did you have a romantic relationship with anyone? Who? Or who would you have liked to have been in a romantic relationship with?

i think most of my canons i'm in relationships or had crushes... which can definitely be hard to handle when you're an idol and you're really not supposed to be doing that, especially not publicly. as koga i have a few different canons, but my main two are one where i ended up quite literally. marrying rei. which was kind of weird to navigate as far as the fanbase goes and stuff. or in a different one i was in a not-super-subtle-but-also-not-public-or-confirmed-but-heavily-speculated-upon relationship with ritsu. or as mika i was in a relationship with shu, shying away from enstars as chisato (bandori) i was in a relationship with kanon that i could by no means let anyone find out about, especially my managers... so full of love and for what if i may not show it... - 🏹

oh hey cheri talked about our shared canons ahahe- well yes as rei since i was with koga we were not super... public about it for a while. we had a lot to deal with from both my family, his family, and like eventually our own child so i didnt want to mess anything up badly especially for public appearances. once things were more settled and easier to navigate we were more public about it! and then as shu, i of course was with mika but again not public about it for as long as i could. i just don't like to merge personal life with art a lot but after le temps des fleurs and things i decided to slowly start being a bit more open about things and realized personal life and art could mix into something even more beautiful. (others i'll answer in other asks) - 🪽

9. Did you have a specific person you considered a rival or enemy? Did you end up becoming friends?

in my main natsume canon everybody was an enemy for the most part, after the sorts of things that he’s been through it’s hard to really find trust in people. more specifically there are some examples, like mao. he was in trickstar and was considered their “magician” so to speak. as the school’s specialist in magic, you could say i felt a bit threatened by that. i constantly felt like i had to outdo him and assert myself lest all of my work be for naught. eventually we’re friends to a degree though, that didn’t always happen. - 🏹

eichi for rei omg. he just inserted himself as my rival as sorts and i didn't mind too much of course until things got worse and i really hated him for a little. things did calm down though and we became more of like healthy rivals/friends. he wasn't a bad person by any means , not that i ever thought he was. but i did need time to better understand him as a person. - 🪽

15. Was being an idol difficult? Is there anything that you would have done differently looking back?

yeah it's difficult. i'm not... one to think too hard about regrets and things i wish i could have done differently because well. the past is the past in the end. but it's hard regardless. relationships are hard. relationships with other idols are hard. your relationship with your fans and with yourself and "who even are you?" is hard. being viewed as an object to be consumed and idolized instead of as a person most of the time, having to force yourself through personal struggles because no matter what you have to go perform on stage at the end of the day regardless of if you're feeling well or not, being separated from your humanity in a way. it's rough buddy. - 🏹

yeah oh my god. expectations from the people around you, the industry, fans, companies, everything. it's hard to have any relationships outside of work too. like cheri said too just identity is hard and especially when you already have disorders! lots of other mental health issues and feeling like you're treated not really as a person it sucks. - 🪽

[heatwa-ves]

replying to all of this because I like having opinions 💥

valk- you've only seen shu in the war he gets better I swear 😔💥💥 he's such a good character my sweet little bingus also valk has some of the best outfits in the game shoutout to sewing

eden- eden lore is batshit insane but I don't know any of it 💖 love and light 💖 all I think about when it comes to eden is how much I can transgenderise them they're a girl group 2 me. have you seen the ibara girl moment card. have you seen trap for you

2wink- they're called 2wink for reasons unknown to anyone they are just silly like that. they're just little guys but also apparently have some of the saddest lore in enstars like my guys are going through it... also there's this enstars fangame that focuses on them and I've nearly finished it and it's doing insane things to me

akatsuki- can't say anything more about them other than yeah they're cool. keito used to be in a rock band with rei and koga so there's that and also he writes fanfiction and lives off red bull he's so flop

knights- idk when leo appears in the anime 🥲 at the point of the anime he's probably travelling the world with mama but I think he has a tiny cameo at the end of ep12 but I never finished the anime so idk about after that. izumi is in his bitchiest era during the anime (withdrawal symptoms from Leo) but he gets (a little) better and when leo returns he doesn't kidnap any more people afaik.

ryuseitai- THEY R SO SILLYYYY love them to death kanata is literally incredible like....puka puka.... and midori my fav girlboy did you know midori has a line in an event where he calls himself chiakis "daughter... I mean, son" like ok 🤨🩷🩵🤍🩵🩷 I see u. anyway kanata and chiaki have one of if not the deepest and most insane backstories in enstars however I know nothing about it bc I haven't read meteor impact 😔😔😔

madara is so silly I love him 💖 mfw I'm an assassin and also highly traumatised and also just a silly guy

alkaloid- tatsumi is my fav I love him sooooo much... aira my silly.. and uh. mayoi is great but I'm just gonna say he's probably not what you're expecting when you see him 😭

undead- KOGA AND SANEMI. I see the vision actually lmaooo koga is way cooler tho love him 💖 kaoru is one of my fav characters after knights he just makes me feel so unwell but that's a rant for another time. adonis is great I have issues with his writing but again. topic for another time

ra*bits- nazunyan nazunyan nazunyan 💥 he's everything. I like the others too especially hajime

crazyb- they're sooooo good meru is my fav I love my men with blue hair and problems... anyway just keep reading main story and you will come to love them 🙏

switch- I fuckin love switch.. sora is my fav he's just so hahihuheho. they're fun and they have good music. also if you think their !! outfits are bad (they are) you should see their ! outfits (fashion crime)

trickstar- I was like you at first loving Mao and just 😐 on the rest but idk when a switch flipped in my brain and now they're one of my fav units love them they're so polycule

strawberry what are your opinions on the units other than fine 💥

good question!

Most of the lore I know is from the anime lol

here's my rating of all their unit costumes or uniforms or whatever they're called:

I'm sorry, I really hate Trickstar's uniforms 😭😭😭😭

Now, let me rate all of the characters in the units:

Valkyrie: Mika's cool, I don't really like Shu so far :( the uniforms are soo cool though

Eden: Hiyori looks cool I guess 👍 I don't know the others' names sksjdjsj Nagisa, Jun(?) and maybe something beginning with I? Ibara? I keep thinking Isara, but I know he's the guy from Trickstar, anyway, I don't know a lot about Eden, I like their uniforms

2wink: my silly little guys, I love em <3 they are so joyous and fun, and also I randomly got a 5 star Hinata card the other day so I might be biased shskdjsj (also why are they called 2wink????? 😭😭😭)

Akatsuki: Keito and Kiryu are cool, Souma is so blorbo <3 I like their uniforms but it unnerves me how there's no sleeves

Knights: 💥💥💥💥 you've told me stuff about Leo before but he's not in the anime so idk that much about him tbh 😭😭 Izumi's kind of an asshole so far but his design is cool so I'll let him get away with it, Arashi and Ritsu are so cute, I love em <3

Ryuseitai (I hope I spelt that properly): they're so funny omg 😭😭 they're like power rangers meets sailor moon 😭 the red guy (I want to say Chiaki?) gives off such "positive older student in a sports anime" vibes lol, Shinobu is so cute I like how he's a ninja, Kanata is just... wow 💖💖💖, Midori is so 🥺🥺🥺, I genuinely forget the last guy's name 😭 I kept mixing him up with the red guy, but he seems cool as well <3

Madara(?) don't know anything about him except that he makes the others call him "mama"? ok. seems cool though ig, I like his hair and his cowboy aesthetic

Alkaloid: Aira and Hiiro are cool, I really like Tatsumi (this is gonna sound weird but I'm probably biased because he's Catholic or something 😭), and Mayoi looks really cute but I haven't met him in the main story yet so idk much <333

Undead: Rei is cool ig, Koga reminds me of Sanemi kny, no opinion on Kaoru, Adonis seems more normal than the rest of them and I love him for that <3

Ra*bits: Nazuna Nazuna my wife Nazuna love love love 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖, Tomoya, Hajime and...... Mitsuru(????) are cute, I like how the last guy was eating popcorn instead of watching Trickstar perform in that one episode

Crazy:B : no opinion on Rinne or Himeru, sorry </3 Kohaku is cool, I like how he's an assassin or something, Niki is soo pretty I like his hair

Switch: Tsumugi is so babygirl <3 Natsume(?) is really cool I like the occult stuff, don't know anything about Sora so no opinion </3

Trickstar: 😬😬😬 I hate their uniforms so much, I'm sorry 😭😭😭 Subaru is like Hinata from Haikyuu but not as likeable, Hokuto is just there ig, Makoto or Yuuki or whatever is also just there, Mao is so slay I love Mao 💖💖💖💖💖

[knightheartd]

@miracleheart​ said: Body flinch at his movements, golden eyes scanning up and down only ever blinking a few times. A certain uncertainty on his action, as though, he was scared to let his guard down. And truthfully, he was. They've both may have grown up with one another, but, that never stopped them from changing. But it was not from the idea of him disliking him, no, far from it ( it was the idea of him loving him. ) 'Why...' He paused, debating If he wished to continue with what he was about to say. But He knew If he didn’t than Rei would end up saying something so he decided to keep on going ‘Why the hell me? I’m only an average person,’ Okay, perhaps, the average was an understatement and they both knew this. ‘Find someone else to fall in love with, I aren’t worth it... Not when its /you./’

▌█ Red eyes watched him closely. The flinch, the clear uncertainty, the growing fear. What was wrong? Why was he feeling like this ...? Rei thought it was unfair to watch koga be so ... Uncertain, upset. He was waiting though, he’ll wait. When he said why he was about to ask why what, but he didn’t get the chance so it seems Koga knew that. He continued talking. Why him, he’s just an average guy! Go love someone else! He’s not worth it, especially not because it’s him! What the fuck does that even mean? He grit his teeth, frustrated by such words and his eyes became sharper. This hurt to have Koga say that all, he didn’t even consider how Rei felt at all... Everyone did this to him. He hated this, He loved koga and he was throwing it right back in his face without and regard? What the fuck?

         ❛ Can ya just shut the fuck up for a second? The fuck are ya on about? Christ. ❜

▌█ He hissed as he brought a hand up and run it through his hair. Closing his eyes as he thought. This sucked. He has known Koga since childhood and he was treating him like this now? How awful. He felt a lot of things at this moment and none of it was good at all. Why couldn’t Kogajust accept his feelings or at least be a bit more understanding instead of going straight to throwing his own feelings in Rei’s feelings along with Rei’s feelings. he finally opens his eyes again, red looking at gold. 

        ❛ Do ya know how unfair that fuckin’ is? Tellin’ me t’just fall in love with someone else because ya can’t accept my feelin’s ~ Fuckin’ ‘ell Koga. You won’t even give me a chance. That really hurts ❜ He stuck his hands in his pockets and looked down, closing his eyes again. He wasn’t going to bother with this long if Koga can’t just start thinking about others rather then his own feelings. Rei thinks it’s important to take care of yourself but this is ... this is different. He just had his feelings thrown back in his face with no disregard. How could his childhood friend do that to him?

▌█ He brought a hand up after opening his eyes again, grabbing Koga by the collar of his shirt. Pulling him close to his face and smiling at the shorter boy. it wasn’t a happy smile though.

       ❛ Listen here Koga~ My feelin’s are my fuckin’ own. Don’t ya dare ever tell me t’go love someone else ever again~ If ya do that I might just kill ya. I don’t give a shit if ya don’t love me, I’ll deal with that, but don’t ya dare ever say that again. ❜

▌█ He let him go and scoffed. Sticking his hands back in his pockets now and turning on his heels. he is going to leave now. he doesn’t want to deal with this a second longer then he needs too. If Koga wants to be like that then he can think of his own feelings and figure it out. Rei needs to sort himself out too.

      ❛ Whatever, If ya wanna talk it out then I’ll be on the roof. Otherwise, don’t bother me. ❜

[lunareaped]

He could not say that he was good at spending time with others, even with those that he had befriended over the years. He still had many things to get adjusted to, he tried to do his best to let Rei spend time with the others. But even he could get a tiny bit needy, so, when the others went to do their own things. He quickly grabbed the sleeve of his sweater ‘Hey...’ He started at first, face burning up into a bright shade of red only to let go fiddling with his fingers as he mumbled a ----

few things but too soft to be able to hear it. Only when he shoved a box to him, did he finally speak up. “You’ve probably already got a lot already, but here… In case we ever get, um, I don’t fuckin’ know… I guess separated together one day, we’ve got this to memory each other…” And then another pause, before he finally quietly said ‘Merry… Christmas…”

█ * ✦ SLEEVE BEING TUGGED AND ATTENTION BEING DRAWN TO Koga as his face burned red. It was … cute. Rei couldn’t help but smile as he listened to Koga talk, box being shoved at him and carefully taking it as if it would break if he were to rough. He didn’t want to mess anything up ~ Koga is going through a lot to do this for him it seems ! And he didn’t want his efforts to go to waste if Rei were clumsy or too rough. Ah … ? Koga was worried about them being separated? A reasonable fear … With how everyone disappeared from Japan and ended up in this Koi place, who knows if they may just poof again, But Rei was prepared to comfort him.

█ * ✦ SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE BROUGHT A HAND UP TO SOFTLYpat Koga’s head. Rei knew he didn’t exactly like it but it was a force of habit at this point. To softly pat his head before resting his forehead against koga’s, looking into his eyes as his own cheeks heated up a bit. He hasn’t even opened the small box that Koga gave him yet, but he was already happy just to have him close to him now. He loved him so much and he wouldn’t trade this moment right now for anything else. He softly pressed his lips against koga’s, only for a moment before pulling back and nuzzling the side of his head. A small laugh escaping as he finally pulled away.

     ❛ Are you that worried koga … ? Nothing will truly keep us apart ♪ But, Anything to remember you by warms my heart ❜

█ * ✦ FINALLY HE MOVED ON AND OPENED THE BOX, EYES GOING wide as he saw the two rings inside the box. Oh … they are not only pretty, but one is for him ! He could tell they were meant to be matching and he could feel his heart pick up as the smile on his face turned more shy and embarrassed, his cheeks warming up as he laughed. He felt incredibly happy, a very warm and fuzzy feeling inside. Gods, he really loved koga … He loved all of them and he couldn’t be happier then he is right now.

    ❛ Kuku ~ Is this a sort of proposal ~ ? How embarrassing … But I’m so happy … I’ll happily wear it. Please wear the matching one ~ It would warm my heart more than anything ♪ ❜

[imagineyourstars]

a collection of random Enstars headcanons no one asked for

because they might try hard to look cool but they’re actually all dorks

Hokuto won’t play Just Dance until everyone in the room goes through one very long warm up session with him because “the risk of injury is still here”

Leo believes in conspiracy theories and posts obscure videos on Youtube. Whenever Keito tries to prove him wrong, he starts shouting Keito’s “just a disgusting reptilian anyway”.

Hinata once german-supplexed Yuta in the middle of the crowded cafeteria for no valid reason. Yuta then tried to choke him.

Chiaki loves to hold tokusatsu viewing sessions (actually just sleepovers) at his house with the other Ryuseitai members, but anyone interested in tokusatsu is also invited !!

Shinobu introduced Souma to Naruto. Sometimes they can be seen watching it together on days when they don’t have practice.

Arguing with Wataru is extremely dangerous. He’s likely to just bombard you with doves and roses until you run away in fear, but Keito unfortunately never learns.

Sometimes the Ra*bits member can be seen crying together, and no one really knows why. Turns out Hajime started crying and everyone else followed suit because they can’t stand seeing each other cry. (Nazuna will deny this.)

Hinata once hid to scare Yuta in the school’s corridor, but he accidentally scared Shu (who happened to be passing by) instead. Shu fainted immediately.

Mika can’t make puns or jokes. He keeps forgetting half of them and Tsumugi doesn’t have the heart to tell him they just don’t work like that.

Natsume might have thrown Tsumugi out a window once. He just smiles smugly when he’s asked about this.

Leo sometimes screams wordlessly for a solid minute. The other Knights members aren’t even concerned about this anymore. Tsukasa theorized it might be Leo’s way to deal with his stress.

Mika always ends up saying “you too” when a waiter tells him to enjoy his meal. He then replays the scene in his head for days and can’t sleep at night anymore.

Wataru was forbidden from bringing his pet birds to class, so now he hides them in his pockets. They can be seen peering out sometimes, but whenever someone comments on that, he just blinds them with pepper spray.

Adonis needs ten minutes to send a single text. And it’s still full of typos.

When Knights go shopping together, Leo gets in the cart and Izumi pushes him around. He always says he won’t do it next time, but when Leo jumps in the cart he ends up pushing him anyway.

Keito gets angry at soybeans. They make him fly into rage mode. Wataru loves putting them everywhere in the student council office.

Rei can sleep with his eyes open and that’s exactly what he does whenever someone from the student council comes to address his unexplained school absences.

When Makoto trips and falls in a crowded place, Subaru immediately goes lying next to him so that he’ll feel less awkward.

Kanata once showed up in class wearing a wetsuit and using an oxygen tank and no one dared say anything about it.

Sagami-sensei joined Hinata and Subaru in trying to play pranks on Keito, but they never work. It’s like he has a sixth sense to detect them.

Tetora and Chiaki tried to bake a cake together once. Next thing they knew, the entire school was being evacuated because of the explosion they caused.

Leo won’t stop rambling about cryptids. He wants to go on a cryptid sighting tour with the rest of Knights and is currently looking into buying plane tickets for five. The other Knights guys don’t know how serious he is about this.

Adonis cries from watching animal videos on Youtube. He then sends them to everyone he knows because he recently discovered the “share” feature.

Koga’s that one person who spends an hour styling his hair to go out when it’s rainy and windy outside, so it’s ruined in five minutes and he’ll sulk all day.

Yuzuru : “could I please make an announcement ? I seem to have lost my young master” Store clerk : “sure” Yuzuru, in the mic : “goodbye you little shit”

Shu sometimes argues with people because he doesn’t like their clothes. The only other person to do this is Hiyori.

The oddballs like to play Mario Party together. They all agree that Kanata is the sorest loser.

Eichi loves to go grocery shopping. There’s so much stuff !! A lot of people !! Automated cash registers !! He’s so happy there !!

Mitsuru once ate a handful of dirt just because Tomoya said he shouldn’t.

Mao and Makoto’s greatest passion is reproducing poses from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure together.

Hokuto : “what is the light music club even doing ??” [koga barking, furious kazoo and off-key opera singing can be heard from their club room] Mao : “oh they’re always doing that on improv Thursday”

Leo won’t stop licking stuff he’s not supposed to lick, including but not limited to paper, cats and people’s hands. When Izumi asked him about this, he explained he needs it to “feel their energy”.

Whenever someone in the academy needs help, Madara, Chiaki and Kuro physically fight to determine who gets to save them.

Kanata once attempted to drown Souma in the school’s fountain. Kaoru laughed, so Kanata drowned Kaoru too.

When it gets snowy on the school grounds, huge snowball fights happen. Somehow, Eichi and Keito end up being most often targeted. They still claim they don’t understand why.

Koga’s twitter feed is 99% dogs and 1% Kaoru’s selfies. He keeps blocking him, but Kaoru steals his phone to unblock himself and like all his selfies.

[ensembleuchuu]

Rainy Season’s Blossom - Chapter 8

Season: Summer Writer: Yoshino Yuuki

Location: Garden Space - West

Rei: Is this..... an umbrella? You surprised me, shoving it in my face.

Hmm, yes, I'm sure of it. This is definitely the umbrella I had lost. The handle has a bat sticker glued, right?

The sticker is a bit blurred, however...... I put it in order to set it apart from the other vinyl umbrellas.

At any rate, you went to the arbour and came back here just to bring my umbrella back. I am grateful, miss transfer student♪

So, did you find my glasses in the arbour......? Hm, you were in a hurry to come back as quickly as possible to my side, so you did not check if my glasses were there.

It is alright, you rescued me from my dilemma and saved my life. I did not intend to criticize you, I was merely thanking you.

Now, let us head to our destination, taking our time. No matter how much it rains, it will not stop us. I also will work hard in order to not lose to the rain♪

Location: Garden Terrace

Yuuta: Oogami-senpai. Neither Anzu-san nor Sakuma-senpai were in the kitchen. How about your side?

Koga: They aren't here too. They're so much damn trouble, it looks like they moved again.

The rain insists to go on even though the weather has cleared up, it's so annoying.

Yuuta: Should we go after them by ourselves? We could contact with my brother by message too.

 ........ At any rate, that bad brother... He is dawdling over something, isn't he? I wonder if he is still searching.

There's a limit even if you're searching for something by yourself. If he can't find it, he could have called us.

I wonder if he thinks I'm not reliable, even though we're growing the same amount, you can see it if we stand next to each other.

Koga: Hey, stop complainin’, Yuuta. You're makin’ me feel irritated.

Yuuta: I-I'm sorry. Wait, did you just call me by my name? You did, didn't you? What's got into you to do that?

Koga: Huuuh? Are you lookin’ for a fight? Geez, it was you who asked me to call you by name, wasn'tcha?

Yuuta: A-ahaha, it's just that I didn't think you would really do that. Thank you very much, Oogami-senpai. I'm very happy........♪

Koga: Hmph, don't get carried away, ‘kay? I just called you by ur name because I felt like it. Be thankful and rub your head....!

Wait, it seems the other twin came here.

Yuuta: Do you mean my brother? Oogami-senpai, you can even notice his smell, huh?

Koga: Yup, it's because it's quite similar to your smell.

You two live together, so you have the same smell of your life routine, right? It's hard to tell you two apart by your smells too, besides the same face.

This way, when it's only one of you two, it's easier to tell if it's "Hinata" or "Yuuta".

Yuuta: Don't say it like that, please~ It sounds like our basis is being a set.

We are twins, but we do have plenty dfferent things about us, okay? Our favorite type of foods are the complete opposite too.

I love spicy food and my brother love sweets.

Therefore, don't mistake us with each other, okay? Even if I receive something sweet, I can't eat it.

Koga: Why did it turn out like I'd give somethin' to you two? I won't and if I had something to give, I'd eat it myself.

........ Well, though it could have somethin’ I can’t eat. Like, I'm not a fan of sweets either, so if I get one, I'll give it to Hinata, I guess?

Yuuta: Ahaha, Oogami-senpai, you're not honest at all.

Koga: Haaah? You're really lookin’ for a fight. Fine, I’ll give you one, if you wanna it so much.......!

Hinata: Yuuta-kun, Oogami-senpai, sorry for making you wait~.........

Yuuta: Brother, you're late. We were getting tired of wait-....... Wait, huh? What happened!? You're completely soaked!

Hinata: Hm, you see, it suddenly started raining~. I tried my best to run into the school to avoid it, but it was a really heavy rain, you know~ And I ended up getting completely soaked.

Yuuta: Now that you say it, there was indeed a heavy downpour, right? I think it's called a guerilla heavy rain. You were really unlucky, brother.

Hinata: I was, right?! Yuuta-kun, comfort me~ *hug*☆

Yuuta: Uwah, you're cold!

Geez, if you're so soaked, you could have gone back to the class and change into your gym uniform. You don't feel good soaked like that, do you?

Hinata: Hmm~  It's okay. I feel like I dried myself quite enough while I was running to come here.

Yuuta: No, you didn't dry at all, brother.......

Hinata: More importantly, what about Sakuma-senpai and Anzu-san? You still didn't find them?

Yuuta: Yup, it seems we keep missing each other...... Oogami-senpai, can you tell where they went to? If you want, I can try calling Anzu-san too though.

Koga: They went to the garden terrace.

What a pain. They keep movin’ quickly. The great me here is searchin’ them, so they should stop at one place and stay there, damn.

Hinata: We can't do anything about that, can we?~ They don't know we're searching for them, so it's only natural they keep moving.

Yuuta: Wouldn't it be better to just call Anzu-san before they go to another place again? If we do that now, we'll still have some time to do our club activites.......

As expected, we already waste a lot of time.

Hinata: Yuuta-kun just said that, so what do you think, Oogami-senpai?

Koga: Well, it's not like I want to play catch with them either.

It's better if we tell them to not move. I don't want to lose even more of our time for the club activites.

Hinata: Ahaha. Oogami-senpai reeeally wants to practice with Sakuma-senpai no matter what.

That's right. You call him "vampire bastard", but you actually want him to pay some attention to you, right?

Koga: Hah? You're wrong. I'm going to destroy that vampire bastard, it's not like I want his attention, 'kay!?

Hinata: Okay, okay, then let's leave it at that ♪ Then, I'm going to call Anzu-san now. *click click* 

 ..........Ah, Anzu-san? Where are you right now?

So you're in the garden terrace's arbor? We're going there right now, so don't leave there, alright?~

See you later♪

 So, let's go there and hear the truth, hihihi♪

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