#knockmegs

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Loving those tags because yes

Also because I could totally see Knockout making a joke about how he didn't know Lord Megatron had replaced his valve with a weapon made to suck mechs dry. Megatron does not appreciate his humour.

... I think bayverse Sideswipe without the wheels for feet would fit well.

Exactly exactly

kNOCKOUT that is not how you compliment a man's pussy

Honestly yeah yeah it would! I liked bayverse Sideswipe's design, and i can see it fitting

[transingthoseformers]

G1 Autobots definitely have the bug. Optimus and Megatron's grapeling causes mechs to yell "avert thine eyes"to the humans. They pause mid fight to make-out and go back to brawling without ever mentioning the combat innuendo.

TFP bots probably on shutdown because of scarece energon. Such side eye. And Ratchet who is actually old enough to recognize what's going on is ranting about it in private to Optimus.

Megatron finds out because of Starscream. Starscream was bitching about Megatron being stupidly sexy and distracting all of the sudden. Unaware Megatron had snuck up behind him. Megs makes an offhand comment about Starscream not being able to handle him in the berth. Starscream took this as a chalange. And Megatron sparked him up.

Megatron is so confused why Starscream is being an extra clingy tsundere and why he is feeling hyper protective of his perfidous SiC. KO preforms a check a few weeks later when Starscream faints. The Newspark droped into the forge and the protoform is beining to build. Knockout is shocked and demanding they kidnap Ratchet since "that fossil's old as dirt. If anyone know what the frag's going on it would be him."

Gdfhjkkl ohh.

In g1 fuck all is gonna stop Optimus and Megatron's fights from getting so many "enemies AND lovers" vibes. Like. "avert thine eyes" indeeeeed

Hgghh yes. In tfp the autobots are definitely not running on enough energon to run the same protocols (though I can see them bagging some of their best wins and raids during this time period as the cons are rather distracted. Very distracted.)

Ratchet knows and by damn is he going to make it Optimus's problem because he is as old as Predacons for fucks sake he's seen this before

Of course he learns from Starscream. Of course. Starscream took it up as a challenge and at the end of the day saw it as a win-win; he proved he can handle Megs and he can handle him very well, thank you very much :3

And of course

Of course

He got knocked up. Because what would this blog be without mechpreg

sdgh ohhhhh Meggsie.

And, naturally, they kidnap Ratchet. Who saw the signs, we know, of the ~event~ going on so he should've expected this at one point