#knifeyarn

[bloodyarn]

anonymous sent

Babette how would you feel about a threesome with Jarlaxle and Artemis I mean crab apple?

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     All these questions. Tsk tsk.      But that one surely tops the earlier one by a mile. How, oh HOW would she feel about that  ?!   With that sour man, too, if this wasn't already enough. Babette was (almost) sure that was a trick question   —   everything lined up with the prior ask.

Poor Crabby.

   That man was quickly drained by friendly conversation alone.

How would he survive a threesome   ?   No, she can't  &  won't torture her precious grumpy assassin friend. Never.

     ❝ I prefer monogamy, to be honest. I fear, if anything, I would be the one ending up jealous or overwhelmed. Silly little head of mine . . . ❞

[fvngus]

Amazing, that was 3 months ago :) Happy anniversary knifeyarn!

[bloodyarn]

anonymous sent

Babsi! Who would you rather be with intimately? Jarlaxle or Artemis?

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     WAS THAT A QUESTION SUITABLE FOR A LADY   ? ? ?     No. A grimace followed as soon as this mysterious figure spoke their question. Quickly accompanied by a blush that challenged the most unforgiving sun setting at the horizon. What an . . . evil question.

They both had their charms, hadn't they  ?   Where Jarlaxle scored with his charms  &  charisma, the assassin was unmistakeably aloof in nature (he also made an effort giving Babette as little signals as possible. Which she gladly ignored.)

     ❝ I suppose Plum would be far more interested . . . I guess   ? ❞     She muttered under her hardly coming out breath. That drow could so easily sweep her off her feet. Only a fool would not fall for him.

Then again, there was a certain allure in getting to know Entreri's . . . cooperative side. Maybe after a few cups of wine, he would warm up   ?   He surely must be sweet   !   

    ❝ Crabby is cute in his own way. Should the opportunity present itself, I . . . would not deny it. I'd say that much. But, before that happens, I will settle for Jarlaxle, hm. ❞