#knife is literally debbie harry

[sniper-the-silly]

Trying my damndest to prove I've been actually doing stuff

(Knife dressed like Kaz almost killed me I giggled for 10 minutes)

I haven't colored yet so that's why Knife is currently unscarred 😭

Also, references for Knife (using Debbie Harry)

[bloodsaltedshifting]

@ruinedmyself || bruises and bruising || accepting!

“Let me guess, I should ‘see the other guy’?”

karaoke night poker. dollar whiskey. bad idea.

doing the walk of shame from the bar down the road to the hotel you're holed up in with your brother shouldn't feel as god damn dreadful as this one does. but damn it! this one? this one is for the books. why? cause not only is dean bloodied up something pretty damn furious. knuckles. busted lip. a good sized knot forming on his forehead just above a cracked open brow. and a sure to be shiner on that same eye. but he lost what winnings he had from his card game (which might've been the start of the whole brawl to begin with) and he's about five sheets to the wind on cheap booze.

got some really cheap lipstick smeared over his collar and up into his hair that he doesn't even remember getting there and he can only hope it was from the lady left over that looked like roadkill dressed up for halloween and not the guy dressed up on the stage singing blondie's heart of glass complete with her 70's get up straight from the goodwill dumpster...

.............HOLY SHIT he has bottomed out before but whatever town this is? it drug him under the dumpster and then threw it right the hell on top of him. why? cause goodwill bin debbie hairy was the one who started slinging fists so hard that dean couldn't keep dodging cause three of debbie's buddies (two had steel toed boots, party foul!) were doing the same and even though she was a guy (literally..just a guy with a beard dressed up like debbie harry or as he put DEBBIE HAIRY--it was a schtick) until dean and his drunk ass was a.) broke and b.) broken.

sober? might not've been a problem. back up? definitely coulda handled four on two. but pulling a god damn knife on people swinging fists? he wasn't gonna do that even if he was losing cause.. he spit blood on the ground and wrapped a bloody knuckled palm around the hilt of his knife and rolled his eyes as he shouldered the door open. they were using fists. he used fists. stupid. whatever. so he tossed the knife on the table soon as he walked in the room, threw sam a look and walked to the little sink to spit a mouthful of blood in it. a groan leaves his mouth as he palms some mess off. "guys. and one ugly lady. turns out. bearded debbie hairy's back up singers don't mess around. this town takes karaoke pretty damn serious. shoulda gone for stairway."

[glitterslag]

Videodrome Hellcheer thoughts pending?👀 def here for your future thoughts

Damn ok so

Debbie Harry's character in this, in all her kinky glory, was ofc giving me Chrissy vibes. The cigarette burn scene catapulted me back into the wonderful Dirtbag 'verse (anyone who has not read this fic I implore you to do so)

Then the weird thing with the ear piercing. Immediately I was thinking of that scene in the breakfast club between Claire and bender. Also in a girl walks home alone at night, where the vampire gifts the girl earrings and she doesn't have her ears pierced, so he pierces it for her (both those films came out after videodrome so it can't be said that cronenburg was inspired by them but I feel like it's all the same idea. That intimacy is essentially just body horror but when it's shared between two people)

ALSO THE KNIFE PLAY STUFF this is smth I have literally always wanted to explore w hellcheer and in fact I do have future plans so do with that what you may

And then i'm imagining Eddie getting his hands on some videodrome-esque porno tape through some guy at work (bc Dodgy Dave From Work™ transcends time and space). And there's some debate about whether or not it's real (it's very not but it's Indiana in the 80s before kink was in mainstream media I guess so they don't know that) ((((also, casting aside all of the hallucinations and brain tumour shit btw this would just be a regular schmegular AU)))).

Anyway chrissy finds it in eddie's room and she's like huh what's this and eddies like nonono don't look it's too much for your pure eyes to see (cause they've been pretty vanilla until now) and then ofc she insists to watch it and then ofc she's like hmmmmm maybe eddie should perform sexy torture on me for scientific purposes

Fin

[dracos-eternity]

MASTERLIST

I WRITE FOR LITERALLY ANYONE JUST TELL ME WHO AND WHAT THEY ARE FROM AND ILL TRY MY BEST TO WRITE FOR THEM

Random Things That Also Are Of Importance On My Page:

Convo In Class-

Part 1, 2

COMFORT CHARACTER LETTERS

Writing Prompts in case you need help requesting.

Poetry-

The Boy Who Fixed My Flowers

Taglist

MASTER LIST FOR ALL

Based On Song Lyrics:

Alex Karev- Another Set Of Sad Lyrics

Draco Malfoy- More Hearts Than Mine

Sirius Black- Rude

H.C.’s:

Bowers Gang with girlfriends

Draco Malfoy H.C.’s

Bowers Gang NSFW ABC’s

Draco Malfoy NSFW ABC’s

Draco Malfoy SFW ABC’s

Cedric Diggory SFW ABC’s

Cedric Diggory NSFW ABC’s

Bowers Gang with Witchy s/o

Rodrick Heffley SWF ABC’s

Rodrick Heffley Model S/O

Fluff:

It 2017-

Henry Bowers- Rainbow After The Storm

Poly!Bowers Gang- Cuddles

Outerbanks-

Rafe Cameron-Kisses

J.J. Maybank-Comforted

Topper Thornton-Homework Date

JJ Maybank- Dark Days (minor smut)

Harry Potter-

Weasley Twins-Gone and Replaced

Weasley Twins- Happy Birthday Boys Part 2

Draco Malfoy-Beautiful Hurt

Sirius Black- Cookies and Kids

Smut:

Spider-Man-

Frat Boys-Frat!Peter Parker

Shameless-

Carl Gallagher- His Little Gangbanger

Debbie Gallagher- Birthday Sex (WLW)

Carl Gallagher- In your place

Harry Potter-

Draco Malfoy- Caught

Cedric Diggory-Ours?

Ron Weasley- Enjoying The View?

Weasley Twins- Sharing is caring.

Cedric Diggory-Watch The Rain

Poly! Marauders- After Hours

Weasley Twins- Happy Birthday Boys Part 1

Poly!Marauders- Their Innocent Little Girl

Sirius-Teach Me

Poly! Marauders- Just Watching (Drabble)

It 2017-

Richie Tozier- Friends

Bowers Gang Poly!-Ours

Patrick Hockstetter-The Price 

The Outsiders-

Dallas Winston- Perfection In His Eyes

Greys Anatomy-

George O’Malley-High School Sweet Hearts

Owen Hunt- Lies

Outer Banks-

J.J. Maybank-His

John B.- Deny, deny, deny

Rafe Cameron- Helpful high

J. J. Maybank- Jealousy Jealousy

J.J. Maybank-Mine

J.J. Maybank-I win

Scream-

Stu Macher/Billy Loomis-To Die For

Diary of a Wimpy Kid-

Rodrick Heffley- Wine and Whimper

Tik Tok Boys-

Mattia Polibio- Swallow It

Robert Georges- Knife Play

Kairi Cosentino- LDR FT

Alejandro Rosario-Sleepover

Angst:

Shameless-

Carl Gallagher- Friends

Outer Banks-

JJ Maybank-Over.

Harry Potter-

Draco Malfoy-Forever after all (mild smut with fluffy end)

[blondfishbish]

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[sniper-the-silly]

Did you know....

Knife has always been based off Debbie Harry from Blondie ever since a friend mentioned that she looked like her 😭

As for Liquid.... ever since I played mgsv, I have stuck with the fact that he looks like Billy Idol

Therefore, with the high-school au, Knife (Miranda) and Liquid (Eli) adopt the styling of those two singers because I thought it was silly and a good idea

Also, Knife is canonically an Idol fan