#kneeeel

[magnificent-winged-beast]

[icyxmischief]

I am so fckn delighted, days later, to have learned that Mobius used to live where I used to live. 😂

Does anybody else think that's a joking reference to the Stuttgart KNEEEEL scene being filmed in that city, as well? It was such an iconic moment for Loki.

[ask-dreamtalia]

Omg... I know what I need to ask....

OH KNIGHT OF SWORDS!~

What would you do if you ever saw your love again????

M!A: Cups + Swords (1/10)

I would KNEEEEL at their FEET and GROVEL for FORGIVENESS! To be separated from my love the moment after a minor marital spat is HELL I tell you!

[chromaji]

masashi hamauzu I KNEEEEL

[firmfart-blog]

I had a housemate name, Neil, who was a singer in a pretty hard-core band. He played with Alice in chains, and anytime we would say his name we would do it in a quiet, screamo kind of way “Kneeeel!” Anyway whenever I see a post by Neil Gaiman, I still see Neil the same way

Today my partner is working with this really tall guy name Neil and we just call him Neil, the tall guy.

[tyrannuspitch]

do you write your meta on your phone? 😧 since you mentioned notes app...

oh, no, what i post on tumblr is generally written on my laptop since formatting and stuff is easier there + i just find it easier to think when i can see more text at once!

the notesapp thing is that when i'm reading/watching something i have a lot of thoughts on, i'll keep my phone on hand to jot down thoughts as i go, and when i'm done i'll read back over them and decide whether any of them are worth expanding on. so i have a lot of very rough ramblings and repetitions and dead ends and stuff in there. and also stuff i just haven't ended up focusing on enough to make an effortpost (or somewhat effortful post. coherentpost?) about.

i have. let's see. 354 notes in my thor folder. and most of those notes are not individual thoughts but numbered lists. so it is genuinely thousands upon thousands of instances of me just saying shit. i could be SO much more annoying on tumblr you guys have no IDEA.

actually. yknow what. just for fun here are my raw unedited notes from the last time i watched the avengers and the dark world (back to back):

ive come too far… i am burdened with glorious purpose… these are sunk cost fallacy lines!!! he is already regretful but trapped

dril tweet. under no ciscumstances do you gotta hand it to joss whedon

thor on vanaheim is lokilike. he is arrogant he says surrender is inevitable and he makes them kneeeel. this is a reconquest even if were drawing attention to civilian cost

thors empathy for jaaaane!! friend of monsters <3 shes dangerous. so am i. its defending her. no. its defending itself thor understands. anf i think this is how he sees loki too. which is less accurate

the dark elves are the old order. they were powerful bc they had the aether. all this talk of dark and light… metaphor? or were they actually able to do Something fundamental to the universe to their advantage? if so… how were they ever overthrown? priestly imagery in this book. what do we think those masks mean? sun in perma eclipse.

kursed = monsterhood as service and sacrifice yeahhhh babey

its as if they resent being imprisoned / no pleasing some creatures oh this line is BLATANTLY making fun of frigga lol. hell yes validation

thor as an oath breaker… you do not have my word. ?

the kursed as cannibalistic (drainjng life force)… odin comparing jane to goat at banquet ie to prey… the aether as consumptive… and loki turns grey too!!! and thr dark elf weapons that seem to destroy matter itself… back hole bombs or antimatter bombs or smthn consumptive fire? nd volcanoes? not sure. funeral fire…? murder suicide odin!!

throne room 1 was a stage but this is a church but loki is still kind of on stage..  or on display in a zoo

thors no 1 selling point to loki is avenging frigga… so he doesnt trust loki with himself or with odin but he nevet doubts lokis love for frigfa… and loki relies on that too arghrgrgrghggh trudt my rage. attack dog. ahhhhhhhhh

thor is also using frigga to guilt trip… AND threatening loki… he is doing good cop bad cop with a DEAD WOMAN. i hate this family <3

lokis priorities on getting out of jail: 1. look hot 2. be annoying 3. be sarcastic 4. do something suicidally reckless

i think malekith implies he wants to bring his ppl back from the dead… is thag what loki wants with the aether too? or to turn back time…?

thor as the pilot in battle. calling the shots. In Charge. loki as the pilot afterwards. a service role. charioteer to a lord. hes actually still in chains while he does it.

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these are *very* raw thoughts so reading back over them i definitely do not agree with all of them. but i think the number of typos and lack of punctuation here really captures my state of mind while watching sdjsjdkdf

also this is me now that i've calmed down somewhat. at my peak i would have 7-10 notes like this per movie per watch.

[nyandela-catalogue]

KNEELS

KNEEEELS KNEELS

Thank you, dear. You need not kneel, if you do not desire to, as you are familiar and kind. =]

-False🐏

[ultramaga]

@theliterarywolf  “I don’t care about the Writers’ Strike because a few of the shows I watched had shitty episodes” Holy cow, a few? I WISH IT WAS JUST A FEW. It’s more like a few shows and movies exist now that aren’t shitty, and they are vilified by the Leftists on this strike.

Hell, I remember the denunciations Alita got! And the film maker himself was pretty far left. They just hated the fact it wasn’t woke ENOUGH.

“ no Starbucks employee should get paid ...because their quality has tanked in the past few years.” Exactly. They should be fired, and replaced with people who can do the job. Or the franchise should fold, because it no longer knows how to make fucking coffee.

“ or treated like a human being “ Where the fuck are you getting that from? I would call it a strawman, but it’s more like a straw exo-planet. It’s just not even in the same solar system as the arguments brought up against the strike. Ok, for the record, every human should be treated as a human. NOBODY IS ENTITLED TO MONEY. You are not entitled to get money for shitty products. Hollywood has crapped out turds, and customers have refused to pay. If you don’t like the Hollywood system, DON’T WORK FOR THEM. Write a book, or stack shelves, or work for uber. But don’t work for them if they refuse to pay what you think you are worth. But here’s the kicker - maybe you aren’t worth what you think you are. If no employer will pay you a million dollars a minute, you are not oppressed, you are delusional. @whistleinthegraveyard “ people don’t realize the connection between overworked underpayed writers being unable to put out good work “ We can hear these writers. All day long. On twitter. Moaning about how everyone outside the Leftist bubble is a Qanon white supremacist Nazi deserving only of death. Hell, this hit the comic book industry a long time ago. The writers spent all day long tweeting instead of working, and then complained that they were expected to meet guidelines. I was there when Dan Slott explained to me that the purpose of Leftism was to erase the white people in all media. The goal of the movement was the total eradication of those it hates - the whites, the men, the straights and so on.  And yes, he had no problem with that. Leftists do not have the capacity to think rationally or see the problem with advocating the genocide of your own demographic. And what garbage do we see pumped out daily? These are the dwarves of german myth, apparently

Don’t forget Coal Black herself. 

Just like they did with Ariel and countless other movies. And just like those movies, the writers have come out and said they eliminating the troublesome heterosexuality, because [STRONG FEMALE PROTAGONIST] don’t need no man. Yep, she saves herself because she is awesome and just needed to realise it.

Whoops, sorry, that one is actually not bad.

KNEEEEL BEFORE ME, WORTHLESS MAN-THING! When I think of Hollywood, I think of Brie Larson explaining how movies from Hollywood WEREN’T MADE FOR YOUUUU.

Ok, but why the fuck do you still expect our money? How the fuck do you expect to get paid, if nobody is buying tickets to movies that are nothing but racist, sexist propaganda? Hell, you know what I wanted to see?

Barnie looked great! Until the makers tweeted how it would all be about how useless males are, and how Barbie don’ need no man. Fuck that noise. Every single thing Hollywood does is just a better made version of Nazi propaganda, with a different target. It exists to spew hatred- not to entertain. With exceptions - 

Low budget films that could easily still be made if Hollywood choked to death on the Hunter Biden cocaine stash. Films that are completely loathed and vilified by Hollywood’s Leftists. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/joker-criticism-fallout-891081/ “ Many claim the film is a romanticization of incel culture. “ Yes, Leftists did. Note that Rolling Stone didn’t have the balls to source the claims. Because what it showed was endless hordes of hacks desperately trying to sabotage one of the few films people actually LIKED.

"I don't care about the Writers' Strike because a few of the shows I watched had shitty episodes"

Under that same logic, no Starbucks employee should get paid or treated like a human being because their quality has tanked in the past few years.

Under that same logic, no nurse should get paid or treated like a human being because of the few who were being obnoxious on TikTok during the Pandemic.

Under that same logic, no one working for an ISP (be it Customer Service or maintenance) should get paid or treated like a human being because of shitty response times.

If you can't understand why that logic is faulty as hell, then could you just admit that you don't see writers as human beings and move along?

[celibat]

LOOORD I KNEEEEL AND OFFER YOUUU MY WORD ON A WIIING 😭😭😭😭😭

[lexartsystuff]

KNEEL BEFORE GALATEA THE MIGHT!!

Soooooooooooo, Galatea's back! It's honestly been a while since I drew her, which gave me a great chance to revamp this character and give her name the title "Galatea the Might". I kinda wanted to make her a bit more bigger, broader and yes........

I've changed her back story from a instant friend of Ka-Jericho into a threatening conquering 8 ft tall monster of a warrior who first shows up as a deadly enemy to Ka-Jericho and his planet. Her goal is to find all the strongest fighters and warriors in the galaxy and kill them one by one so she will be the strongest there is. She happens to run into Ka-Jericho and sees him as a puny weakling about to meet his doom. I've also decided to give her a bit more battle scars and she also has a far worst temper.

I really hope you guys like the new changes!

[10holmes]

You know I don't need to be commandeered to kneel, right? I think you could just as well say it with your eyes or a hand gesture. It really doesn't take much for me to get down on my knees for you and I'm basically always already set there anyways 😏💕

on your knees (derogatory) vs. on your knees (seductive)

[sytiart]

Kneeeel in front of Palawa Joko the Inevitable!! èwé Had fun sketching gw2 villains lately. Art sponsored by ArenaNet

[justzawe]

The kneel before Vod headline for the magazine reminds me of Loki's famous "KNEEEEL" line. Funny how the universe works!

Right?

[mackdaddyofthecravate]

Zerxus to the enemy: KNEEEEL, TRAITOR!!

Loquacious, immediately, feeling the power of the Palidaddy : I kneel

[love-amihan]

LQKKSDJ I KEEP SOME OF MY FANDOMS IN THE BACK BURNER BC VERY FEW PEOPLE I KNOW LIKE THEM SKSKSKS

ZORAAAA MY LOVE

OMG AND YUNO IS SO HANDSOME WHAT IS THIS AKDKMSMS

MEREOLEONA?? THE CRAZY LIONESS?? MYGOD I'M GONNA KNEEEEL

BDONDKENCKF I FOUND MY PEOPLE Y'ALL!!! 🤺 NONNIE U SEEING THIS? WE'RE ADDING MORE BC LOVERS HERE ✊

I KEEP ON DISSING YUNO TO MY FRIEND BUT HE'S JUST- I- KDBFKDN HE'S THE FIRST TO MAKE MY HEART BEAT FASTER OMFG?!

HE'S THAT HANDSOME AND ETHEREAL!

MEREOLEONA NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME SMILE LIKE A FOOL WHENEVER SHE COME ON SCREEN 😭😭😭😭

wait i'm gonna add @chososupremacy @fanathedeer to our little club omg 💕

[phantomlordreshiram]

N, singing in the shower: HAILLLL TO THE KIIIING, HAILLLL TO THE ONEEEEEE, KNEEEEL TO THE CROWNNNNN, STAAAND IN THE SUUUUUN!