#kneeeel

[magnificent-winged-beast]

[icyxmischief]

I am so fckn delighted, days later, to have learned that Mobius used to live where I used to live. 😂

Does anybody else think that's a joking reference to the Stuttgart KNEEEEL scene being filmed in that city, as well? It was such an iconic moment for Loki.

[ask-dreamtalia]

Omg... I know what I need to ask....

OH KNIGHT OF SWORDS!~

What would you do if you ever saw your love again????

M!A: Cups + Swords (1/10)

I would KNEEEEL at their FEET and GROVEL for FORGIVENESS! To be separated from my love the moment after a minor marital spat is HELL I tell you!

[firmfart-blog]

I had a housemate name, Neil, who was a singer in a pretty hard-core band. He played with Alice in chains, and anytime we would say his name we would do it in a quiet, screamo kind of way “Kneeeel!” Anyway whenever I see a post by Neil Gaiman, I still see Neil the same way

Today my partner is working with this really tall guy name Neil and we just call him Neil, the tall guy.

[tyrannuspitch]

do you write your meta on your phone? 😧 since you mentioned notes app...

oh, no, what i post on tumblr is generally written on my laptop since formatting and stuff is easier there + i just find it easier to think when i can see more text at once!

the notesapp thing is that when i'm reading/watching something i have a lot of thoughts on, i'll keep my phone on hand to jot down thoughts as i go, and when i'm done i'll read back over them and decide whether any of them are worth expanding on. so i have a lot of very rough ramblings and repetitions and dead ends and stuff in there. and also stuff i just haven't ended up focusing on enough to make an effortpost (or somewhat effortful post. coherentpost?) about.

i have. let's see. 354 notes in my thor folder. and most of those notes are not individual thoughts but numbered lists. so it is genuinely thousands upon thousands of instances of me just saying shit. i could be SO much more annoying on tumblr you guys have no IDEA.

actually. yknow what. just for fun here are my raw unedited notes from the last time i watched the avengers and the dark world (back to back):

ive come too far… i am burdened with glorious purpose… these are sunk cost fallacy lines!!! he is already regretful but trapped

dril tweet. under no ciscumstances do you gotta hand it to joss whedon

thor on vanaheim is lokilike. he is arrogant he says surrender is inevitable and he makes them kneeeel. this is a reconquest even if were drawing attention to civilian cost

thors empathy for jaaaane!! friend of monsters <3 shes dangerous. so am i. its defending her. no. its defending itself thor understands. anf i think this is how he sees loki too. which is less accurate

the dark elves are the old order. they were powerful bc they had the aether. all this talk of dark and light… metaphor? or were they actually able to do Something fundamental to the universe to their advantage? if so… how were they ever overthrown? priestly imagery in this book. what do we think those masks mean? sun in perma eclipse.

kursed = monsterhood as service and sacrifice yeahhhh babey

its as if they resent being imprisoned / no pleasing some creatures oh this line is BLATANTLY making fun of frigga lol. hell yes validation

thor as an oath breaker… you do not have my word. ?

the kursed as cannibalistic (drainjng life force)… odin comparing jane to goat at banquet ie to prey… the aether as consumptive… and loki turns grey too!!! and thr dark elf weapons that seem to destroy matter itself… back hole bombs or antimatter bombs or smthn consumptive fire? nd volcanoes? not sure. funeral fire…? murder suicide odin!!

throne room 1 was a stage but this is a church but loki is still kind of on stage..  or on display in a zoo

thors no 1 selling point to loki is avenging frigga… so he doesnt trust loki with himself or with odin but he nevet doubts lokis love for frigfa… and loki relies on that too arghrgrgrghggh trudt my rage. attack dog. ahhhhhhhhh

thor is also using frigga to guilt trip… AND threatening loki… he is doing good cop bad cop with a DEAD WOMAN. i hate this family <3

lokis priorities on getting out of jail: 1. look hot 2. be annoying 3. be sarcastic 4. do something suicidally reckless

i think malekith implies he wants to bring his ppl back from the dead… is thag what loki wants with the aether too? or to turn back time…?

thor as the pilot in battle. calling the shots. In Charge. loki as the pilot afterwards. a service role. charioteer to a lord. hes actually still in chains while he does it.

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these are *very* raw thoughts so reading back over them i definitely do not agree with all of them. but i think the number of typos and lack of punctuation here really captures my state of mind while watching sdjsjdkdf

also this is me now that i've calmed down somewhat. at my peak i would have 7-10 notes like this per movie per watch.

[nyandela-catalogue]

KNEELS

KNEEEELS KNEELS

Thank you, dear. You need not kneel, if you do not desire to, as you are familiar and kind. =]

-False🐏

[ultramaga]

@theliterarywolf  “I don’t care about the Writers’ Strike because a few of the shows I watched had shitty episodes” Holy cow, a few? I WISH IT WAS JUST A FEW. It’s more like a few shows and movies exist now that aren’t shitty, and they are vilified by the Leftists on this strike.

Hell, I remember the denunciations Alita got! And the film maker himself was pretty far left. They just hated the fact it wasn’t woke ENOUGH.

“ no Starbucks employee should get paid ...because their quality has tanked in the past few years.” Exactly. They should be fired, and replaced with people who can do the job. Or the franchise should fold, because it no longer knows how to make fucking coffee.

“ or treated like a human being “ Where the fuck are you getting that from? I would call it a strawman, but it’s more like a straw exo-planet. It’s just not even in the same solar system as the arguments brought up against the strike. Ok, for the record, every human should be treated as a human. NOBODY IS ENTITLED TO MONEY. You are not entitled to get money for shitty products. Hollywood has crapped out turds, and customers have refused to pay. If you don’t like the Hollywood system, DON’T WORK FOR THEM. Write a book, or stack shelves, or work for uber. But don’t work for them if they refuse to pay what you think you are worth. But here’s the kicker - maybe you aren’t worth what you think you are. If no employer will pay you a million dollars a minute, you are not oppressed, you are delusional. @whistleinthegraveyard “ people don’t realize the connection between overworked underpayed writers being unable to put out good work “ We can hear these writers. All day long. On twitter. Moaning about how everyone outside the Leftist bubble is a Qanon white supremacist Nazi deserving only of death. Hell, this hit the comic book industry a long time ago. The writers spent all day long tweeting instead of working, and then complained that they were expected to meet guidelines. I was there when Dan Slott explained to me that the purpose of Leftism was to erase the white people in all media. The goal of the movement was the total eradication of those it hates - the whites, the men, the straights and so on.  And yes, he had no problem with that. Leftists do not have the capacity to think rationally or see the problem with advocating the genocide of your own demographic. And what garbage do we see pumped out daily? These are the dwarves of german myth, apparently

Don’t forget Coal Black herself. 

Just like they did with Ariel and countless other movies. And just like those movies, the writers have come out and said they eliminating the troublesome heterosexuality, because [STRONG FEMALE PROTAGONIST] don’t need no man. Yep, she saves herself because she is awesome and just needed to realise it.

Whoops, sorry, that one is actually not bad.

KNEEEEL BEFORE ME, WORTHLESS MAN-THING! When I think of Hollywood, I think of Brie Larson explaining how movies from Hollywood WEREN’T MADE FOR YOUUUU.

Ok, but why the fuck do you still expect our money? How the fuck do you expect to get paid, if nobody is buying tickets to movies that are nothing but racist, sexist propaganda? Hell, you know what I wanted to see?

Barnie looked great! Until the makers tweeted how it would all be about how useless males are, and how Barbie don’ need no man. Fuck that noise. Every single thing Hollywood does is just a better made version of Nazi propaganda, with a different target. It exists to spew hatred- not to entertain. With exceptions - 

Low budget films that could easily still be made if Hollywood choked to death on the Hunter Biden cocaine stash. Films that are completely loathed and vilified by Hollywood’s Leftists. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/joker-criticism-fallout-891081/ “ Many claim the film is a romanticization of incel culture. “ Yes, Leftists did. Note that Rolling Stone didn’t have the balls to source the claims. Because what it showed was endless hordes of hacks desperately trying to sabotage one of the few films people actually LIKED.

"I don't care about the Writers' Strike because a few of the shows I watched had shitty episodes"

Under that same logic, no Starbucks employee should get paid or treated like a human being because their quality has tanked in the past few years.

Under that same logic, no nurse should get paid or treated like a human being because of the few who were being obnoxious on TikTok during the Pandemic.

Under that same logic, no one working for an ISP (be it Customer Service or maintenance) should get paid or treated like a human being because of shitty response times.

If you can't understand why that logic is faulty as hell, then could you just admit that you don't see writers as human beings and move along?

[celibat]

LOOORD I KNEEEEL AND OFFER YOUUU MY WORD ON A WIIING 😭😭😭😭😭

[lexartsystuff]

KNEEL BEFORE GALATEA THE MIGHT!!

Soooooooooooo, Galatea's back! It's honestly been a while since I drew her, which gave me a great chance to revamp this character and give her name the title "Galatea the Might". I kinda wanted to make her a bit more bigger, broader and yes........

I've changed her back story from a instant friend of Ka-Jericho into a threatening conquering 8 ft tall monster of a warrior who first shows up as a deadly enemy to Ka-Jericho and his planet. Her goal is to find all the strongest fighters and warriors in the galaxy and kill them one by one so she will be the strongest there is. She happens to run into Ka-Jericho and sees him as a puny weakling about to meet his doom. I've also decided to give her a bit more battle scars and she also has a far worst temper.

I really hope you guys like the new changes!

[10holmes]

You know I don't need to be commandeered to kneel, right? I think you could just as well say it with your eyes or a hand gesture. It really doesn't take much for me to get down on my knees for you and I'm basically always already set there anyways 😏💕

on your knees (derogatory) vs. on your knees (seductive)

[sytiart]

Kneeeel in front of Palawa Joko the Inevitable!! èwé Had fun sketching gw2 villains lately. Art sponsored by ArenaNet

[justzawe]

The kneel before Vod headline for the magazine reminds me of Loki's famous "KNEEEEL" line. Funny how the universe works!

Right?

[love-amihan]

LQKKSDJ I KEEP SOME OF MY FANDOMS IN THE BACK BURNER BC VERY FEW PEOPLE I KNOW LIKE THEM SKSKSKS

ZORAAAA MY LOVE

OMG AND YUNO IS SO HANDSOME WHAT IS THIS AKDKMSMS

MEREOLEONA?? THE CRAZY LIONESS?? MYGOD I'M GONNA KNEEEEL

BDONDKENCKF I FOUND MY PEOPLE Y'ALL!!! 🤺 NONNIE U SEEING THIS? WE'RE ADDING MORE BC LOVERS HERE ✊

I KEEP ON DISSING YUNO TO MY FRIEND BUT HE'S JUST- I- KDBFKDN HE'S THE FIRST TO MAKE MY HEART BEAT FASTER OMFG?!

HE'S THAT HANDSOME AND ETHEREAL!

MEREOLEONA NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME SMILE LIKE A FOOL WHENEVER SHE COME ON SCREEN 😭😭😭😭

wait i'm gonna add @chososupremacy @fanathedeer to our little club omg 💕

[phantomlordreshiram]

N, singing in the shower: HAILLLL TO THE KIIIING, HAILLLL TO THE ONEEEEEE, KNEEEEL TO THE CROWNNNNN, STAAAND IN THE SUUUUUN!

[sapphicomenn]

WELCOME TO MY THOUGHTS WHILE REWATCHING THE MCU IN TIMELINE ORDER: THE AVENGERS

“the tesseract has awakened” oh you mean the glowy cube from captain america AND captain marvel? THAT glowly cube?? cool looking stairs- ew who tf are you? the grim reaper??

what the fuck is a chitauri and why does it sound like sea food. “a world will be his. the universe, yours.” STOP BLAMING THE PRONOUN GAME AND GIVE ME NAMES FFS

ooo shield base. “not a drill.” oh shits going down- COULSON. FUURRRYYY FUCK YEAH. the best marvel characters are here the movie has peaked- oldman from thor is here?? intoresting. and who the hell is this woman tryna question fury??

the glowy cube is a shE???????? HUH??????? oh hey its hawkeye the badass archer guy. oh shit things are going down. the cube is sparking and swirling??- IT OPENED A PORTAL

LOKKIII YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD WELCOME BACK. HE HAS A SHOOTY MAGIC SPEAR LIKE A BADASS. he just took out a bunch or shield with a shooty spe- OHMYGODS HE CAN CONTROL MINDS WITH IT.

“loki. brother of thor.” OLDMAN STFU

GUNS GO PEW PEW ALONG SIDE A GOOD OLD CAR CHASE SKSHSKKSHS. RUN FURY RUNNN. the portal imploded on itself like a moron hA

WHO TF NAMES THEIR CHILD “HILL” WTF. “we are at war.” NO SHIT SHERLOCK A NORSE GOD STOLE THE CUBE YOU WERE SUPPOST TO PROTECT

tis a train and a old building- NATASHA. how tf were you taken hostage? im so glad i have subtitles on otherwise i wouldnt understand a thing these ppl are saying. HOW TF IS SHE KICKING ASS WHILE TIED TO A CHAIR WHAT IN THE HELL-

oh his leg deff broke once he fell off the ledge tied to a chain. cut to a lil gorl running to find a doctor- who tf this is of course. THIS GUY IS BANNER??? i mean im glad they changed the actor but wtf. “theres no one that knows gamma radiation like you do.” YA DONT SAY, ROMANOFF. “STOP LYING TO ME” JESUS FUCK THAT MADE ME JUMP

oh damn shield has their own O5 council? cool. EXPLAIN WHAT PHASE2 IS ALREADY. also dont say thor is bad he is a giant puppy dog with a war-boner.

oh hi steve, working off that PTSD by beating the shit out of a punching bag ay? oh right steve knows the glowy cube. “at this point i doubt anything would surprise me.” “ten bucks says you’re wrong” welp ya owe him ten bucks steve

“is there anything you can tell us about the tesseract to help us now?” “you should’ve left it in the ocean.” WELL THAT HELPS ALOT DOESNT IT. hello there iron man, at the bottom of the ocean.? sure why the hell not

aye stark tower’s about to have clean energy, yay stark! “stark tower, is your baby.” how do you give birth to a tower.???????? KSHSJSHSKSJS COULSON BROKE INTO THE TOWER “is first name is agent.” TONY SKSHKSSHKSVSKSHSKS

*whisper whisper whisper* yeah she bribed tony with sex so he’d work on the avengers and stuff. “the guys like a stephen hawking.” “. . .” “hes like a smart person”

awh coulson is fangirling over steve- watched you while you were sleepin- man you’re awkward. you adorable dumbass. ohshit underground musky lab- OLDMAN AND LOKI

the world is breaking around loki. sea food army is restless- shut the fuck up you stupid looking eye wrapped bastard. WHO THE HELL IS THIS HE?????? welcome back to earth you smexy man

FLOATING WATER BASE

back to avenger tingz. man coulson is the biggest cap fan- oh its a giant sub- NO ITS A GIANT FLYING BASE HOLYSHIT SHIELD THATS AMAZING.

now we go into the meetings and talking related stuff :I yey. “lets vanish” wdym- IT HAD A CLOAKING DEVICE. HA STEVE JUST GAVE THE TEN HE OWED SKSHSKHSKSJS

i dont understand a word of all the science stuff they just said but yay. “i need a distraction. and an eyeball” barton what the fuck why do you need an eye.?

oh lokis in germany, at a very fancy party might i add. loki is best boy ever. even if he just bonked a the head/ OHMYGOD AND STOLE HIS FUCKING EYE JESUS CHRIST INFRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE.??????

“i said. KNEEEEL” dont need to tell me twice-

blagh villain speeches are the worst. why tf did this old guy stand up “not to men like you.” shut up. SHOOT HIM- wtf. steve what the hell are you wearing? what the fuck is that- aye tonnnyyy!!!! he hacked into the jet thingy and started playing music from the speaker thats the best.

CAPSICLE SKSHSKSHKSHSKSJ- ohfuck thunder. THOR WELCOME TO THE PARTY. “im not overly fond of what follows” WKVSKSBSKSHSJS

HE JUST BROKE INTO THE JET AND STOLE LOKI FROM EM. “theres only one god ma’am. and im sure he doesnt dress like that.” cap stfu

“i thought you were dead.” “did you mourn.” damn loki thats harsh. thor is angy at his brother. “you listen well brot-ARGH” “..im listening?” STARK YOU CHOSE THAT MOMENT TO BODY SLAM THOR OFF THAT CLIFF AND LEAVE LOKI BEHIND? REALLY?

“.. tourist.” FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT KICK HIS ASS, THOR. DONT KILL HIM WITH LIGHTNING THO

if someone throwed me against a tree i wouldnt be walking. im just saying

“THATS ENOUGH.” cap did you think that would work?? and how the hell did your dinner plate stop the power of thor

loki do be in jail tho. how’s this gonna go wrong- oh he smiled at banner. THATS how it goes wrong

tell him off fury! “you have made me very disapoin-“ OH NVM HE SAYS DESPERATE IGNORE THIS

“uNlimiteD pOoWeRRRRR”

“let me know if real power wants a magazine or something.” good comeback fury. i think

“loki is beyond reason, but he is of asgard. and he is my brother” “he killed 80 people in two days.” “he’s adopted.” KSBSKSJSJSJSK

“that man is playing galaga. he thought we wouldnt notice, but we did.” TONYKANSKSHKSJSKSJ tony is a fucking legend. “finally someone who speaks english!” “is that what just happened?” steve stfu you’re a fighty man not a smart man

“i do! . . . i understood that reference.” steve nvm keep talking please. PLEASE THE MAN IS STILL PLAYING GALAGA SOSJSKSJSJKS

why is tony eating blueberrys- where the hell did he get blueberrys. “we have orders. we should start following them.” steve you tried to get into the army under fake locations for months AND broke into a german base when you were a showpony. stfu about following rules

“so you’re saying the hulk.. the other guy? saved me” yes. yes we are saying that, banner. aye steve go break into shit like you’re suppost to :D

oh hi again oldman, welcome back. yay shield saved padme, and awh oldman talked about thor alot. thor i love you alot. loki just tell nat where tf you left barton :/ oh barton was sent to KILL nat?? not hire her?? well that went downhill. whomst the hell is dreykov- sao paulo- the hospital fire???? hawkeye wtf why’d you spill it all to loki.

mewley quim wtf kind of insult is that- oh damn nat figured out the hulk is lokis next plan of attack. PHASE TWO IS TO USE THE GLOWY CUBE TO MAKE FUCKING WEAPONS? SHIELD WHAT THE HELL

HA FURY TRIED TO LIE IS WAY OUTTA IT BUT BC STARK HACKED INTO IT ALL HE JUST EXPOSED HIMSKHSKSJSKS

WAIT THEY WERE MADE FOR THOR AND ASGARDIANS? WHAT THE FUCK SHIELD- oh damn lokis staff is the reason they’re all at eachother. probably

“yeah. big man in a suit of armor. take that off what are you?.” “genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.” well you’re not wrong

guys stop fighting, HAWKEYE IS BREAKING IN. “in case you needed to kill me. but you cant. i know, i tried.” awh thats sad, i wanna hug banner so bad :(

OHSHIT AN ENTIRE WING GOT BLOWN UP THE FLYING BASE IS GOING DOWN- HULKS COMING OUT THATS NOT GOOD. the transforming is scary- RUN NAT

loki stop smiling because the plan is going your way. “it seems to run on some form of electricity.” “well you’re not wrong” tony stop being funny this isnt fair

HULK JUMPSCARE JESUS CHRIST- NAT GOT BITCHSLAPPED THROUGH A WALL- YAY THOR TO SAVE THE DAY. HAMMER TIME BABYY

*B O N K*

hulk trying to pick the hammer up is funny. BRIDGE IS UNDER ATTACK. DO YOU THINK SHOOTING HULK IS A GOOD IDEA??? HE JUST TOOK OUT FIGHTER JET AND ALMOST KILLED THE GUY FLYING IT

CAP IS KICKING ASS- OH GOD NO THE ENGINES ARE FAILING. OHGOD LOKI IS OUT- THOR YOU DUMBFUCK DID YOU FORGET LOKI CAN DO MAGIC SHIT? NOW YOU’RE STUCK IN THE GLASS CONTAINER

COULSON SAVE THOR! SHOOT LOKI DAMNIT- COULSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

glass cage go brrrrr

HA LOKI GOT FUCKIN SHOT BY COULSON BEFORE HE DIES( :( ) tony almost got minced by the engine thingys

im gonna cry coulson how dare your death make me sad :(( stupid heart breaking aftermath moments.

thor is stuck in a field, banner fell through the roof of a building. awh the security guard is so nice :) barton is a fucking mess right now “how’d you get him out?” “i hit you on the head really hard.” KSJSKKSSK

tony figured out lokis plan- ITS TAKING PLACE AT HIS TOWER? THE AVENGERS IS TAKING ACTION BABY LETS GOOOO

wait a fucking moment, the cards coulson has are covered in blood. so you’d think they were on him when he was stabbed- yet hill just said they were in his locker “they needed the push.” FURY YOU RUINED NEAR MINT VINTAGE COLLECTABLE CARDS TO MOTIVATE SUPER FREAKS???

o hi loki welcome to stark tower

“stalling wont change-“ “no no, threatening. no drink? ya sure? im having one.”

“i have an army.” “we have a hulk.” HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE LINE

HA LOKI CANT TAKE STARKS MIND BC HIS HEART IS SOME TECHY METAL CRAPKSJSKSJSKS- i guess choking and tossing him around works. so does throwing hik out a window

oh no the glowy cube just opened a portal for the army of seafood. they look like creatures from halo.

BROTHER FIGHT

CHAOS EVERYWHERE

PLANE DOWN PLANE DOWN

what the fuck just growled- HOLYSHIT THEY HAVE A SPACE LEVIATHAN. it looks badass ngl. loki redemption arc? nope he just stabbed thor.

SPACE BIKE GO BRRRRR

yes because arrows and guns will stop the, alien monsters with lazer arms. some how its working. “just like budapest all over again.” “you and i remember budapest very differently.” WTF HAPPENED AT BUDAPEST BARTON AND NAt, HUH?

cap just scared the shit outta some police men HAHA

“i have unfinished business with loki.” “yeah? get in line” barton is snarky right now. banner just rides up on a motercycle like “hi what i’d miss”

“im bringing the party to you.” stark says while being chased by a giant metal space whale who’s crashing and crushing everything in its path along a street

“thats my secret cap. im always angry.” FUCK YEAH BANNER MESS THAT SPACE WHALE UP. HE JUST PUNCHED A GIANT FUCKING WHALE THING.

the music, the avengers circling around. its amazing. well things are gonna get worse bc more space whales showed up

“and hulk. . . smash.”

LIGHT THEM FUCKERS UP, THOR. shield maybe instead of watching, maybe, oh i dont know. HELP THEM???

i dont know what else to say other then its alot of fighting and smashing alien faces into the ground

hulk and thor kicking ass on the back of a space whale is awesome. HULK WHY DID YOU PUNCH HIMSJSOSHSKJSKSJSKSKSKSK

i fuxking love when steve turtle shells behind his shield.

“director fury. the council has made a decision.” “i recognize the council has made a decision. but given its a stupid-ass decision, i have elected to ignore it.” fury never stop being awesome

loki thought he was so smug when he caught bartons arrow, then it blew up in his face. literally IKSKSKSKSKS

HULK FUCK LOKI UP! JSHSKSGKSHSJSHSJSJ HE JUST TOSSED LOKI AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL “puny god.” “*pained wheezing from a smooshed loki*”

oh damn- OH DAMN, STARK. he just jonahed the fucking whale thing and blew it up from the inside. well now the city has a nuke coming for it :/

yall have a chance to shut the portal down, and tony, you want to go INTO that portal and throw the nuke in? wtf stark.

TONY GO BACK TO EARTH DAMNIT FUCKING BASTARD PASSED OUT. yay hulk saved his stupid ass. do cpr.? mayb.? or a hulk roar will wake him up KEJSKJSKSSKJS

tony. you just blew up a alien command center with a nuke, passed out and fell to earth through a portal. and you want, shawarma?

and now back to loki. “if its all the same to you, i’d like that drink now.” ISHSKSJSJSJSKSJSJ

STAN LEEE

the people love em. yey

council lady stfu about the avengers being a threat. they just said the earth and you’re worried about them going rouge??

“if we get into a situation like this again, what happens then?” “they’ll come back.” i mean theres three more avenger movies so i assume so. remodaling stark towers so its the avenger tower? neat!

NEXT MOVIE: IRON MAN 3

*MID CREDIT SCENE* oh hi again mr no eyes. do we get to see this HE? OH WE DO. o hi mr 10 chins

once again ignore the misspells it was three AM when i finally finished this and im just now rereading it

[justacapsicle]

Times when Steve Rogers said “Not today”

Ice: your time has come

Steve: nah, i’m just gonna chill here for a bit

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Loki: KNEEEEL! or die

Steve: impolite much. no thanks

-

Winter Soldier: time to die

Steve: not if i have the power of friendship on my side

-

Sokovia Meteor: im coming for you

Steve: welp, ya missed me

-

Tony Stark: final warning

Steve: the other warnings didn’t do much did it?

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The Snappening: this won’t feel so good

Steve: try me

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Thanos: i am inevitable and so is your death

Steve: and i am a bad bitch. i have god status and death repellent

and last but not least

Anti-Steve, Ex-Steve stans: die bitch

Steve: lmao, sure jan. If you haven’t realized already, I do what i want.