#knead them

[buggiebite]

Down in the Valley

TW: slight nudity

Down in the valley, the valley so low

Late in the evening, hear the train blow

The train, love, hear the train blow

Late in the evening, hear the train blow

Go build me a mansion, build it so high

So I can see my true love go by

See him go by, love, see him go by

So I can see my true love go by

Go write me a letter, send it by mail

Bake it and stamp it to the Capitol jail

The Capital jail, love, the Capitol jail

Bake it and stamp it to the Capitol jail

Roses are red, violets are blue

Birds in the heavens know I love you

Know I love you, oh know I love you

Birds in the heavens know I love you

[tobeos]

mfs be like "join my emo band" and then look at you like this ^_^

[deviouz]

the things i would do to be buried face first into jason todd’s massive tits.

[egberts]

figaro LOVES walking around outside!! he's been a good handful of times but today it's really windy and cold so he didn't get to stay out for long (he just loves looking at the leaves when the wind is blowing, one blew at him outside and he played with it 😂) currently he's crying and throwing a fit to go back out

[synesthete-sylke]

little sleepy starboys,,,

art based off of a deleted scene from one of my fics (little bit of help, little bit of love), and a hc that starborne can only sleep when touching another starborne: an evolutionary adaptation to keep them near their family while floating in space!

bonus: scott yawns like a cat. sparklez was... not prepared.

[katkalis-the-fanartist]

I MADE THIS VID OF OUR BLACK KITTEN MAKING BISCUITS AND IM DYING

[fauvester]

absolutely in love with the cardassian babies

they DO purr and they DO knead and they DO have tails and they LOVE the baby sling

THE CHILDREN, THEY LONG FOR THE SLING!!

Oouuuuh in my head they're just like lizardly cats. Little guys that want to stay warm and comfy. Unfortunately they do get very sharp hard claws pretty early on and it's hard to stay on top of trimming them!

All those evolutionarily adorable instincts probably disappear eventually, but maybe as a treat we can say that they re-emerge uncontrollably in a narrow range of situations like extreme satisfaction and comfort.

[effervescentdragon]

Choose your fighter: Cupid being done w life vs Lemo trying to fit himself into a shoe.

[sergle]

Do you think "biscuits" could be the british cookies? would kneading that make sense?

still no dice!! british biscuits are more shortbread-cookie adjacent, which are similar to american biscuits in the sense that you don't want them to be chewy (so you don't want to knead it), and you don't want the butter to melt before you bake them (so you don't want to over-handle it)

[kiss-me-cill-me]

Everyone please wish me luck as I attempt to make my great-grandmother's recipe for Italian Easter Bread

The instructions are literally JUST "Blend butter, sugar, eggs, + salt. Add flour, vanilla, lemon. Then yeast mixture"

Respectfully, grandma, I don't think that's how bread works??

[spectralish]

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[shouts-into-the-void]

People characterizing cats as Minions of Evil Who Hate You really know nothing about cats, because I know for a fact that mine do not have an evil or hateful bone in their bodies. They are fluffy little dumbasses who love me So Much and need to let me know All The Time.

[sheep-doll]

Whitney definitey has a blahaj and a few other ikea plushies. I can feel it in my bones

Same thing for sanrio plushies. I also think their favourites are pompompurin, cinnamoroll, and kuromi

I also like to think that Whitney has those small plushies on keychains but they leave those at home on their desk

[nukacourier]

You don't understand I NEED arcade to be fat and hairy so I can daydream about using his fat hair covered tits as pillows

[crimeronan]

thinking about the princess AU kiddos properly being kiddos. like elementary-school-aged. the thing about hunter is that you'd EXPECT him to harbor at least Some resentment toward luz for being the favorite and for being naive and for always needing protection as a kid, especially since he is also a kid who is never afforded the same kindness. but the other thing about hunter is that luz was his painkiller WAYYY before he ever needed to be hers.

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Honestly i adore reading your rambles and headcanons, the way you manage to build these characters and like... Break them down and remake them from the ground up is just so inspiring.

Which is why I got a lil question for u!! Do you think Peppino and Gus would consume fiction (movies, books, etc)? If so, what genre do you think they would enjoy? 🥺

U are so sweet 🥺💜 It helps that ur supposed to do that for characters you make to help them feel more relatable and all that jazz. I just do the same to characters i like in any fandom (being in the k/h fandom really helps w this unfortunately 😭😭😭)

ANYWAY I think Peppino ‘War Vet’ Spaghetti does not enjoy loud games or loud movies. Lots of the most popular movies are Horror related or Action related and he wouldnt be able to sit through them for long without getting upset. Too many explosions, too many broken down buildings and overturned cars and guns and EXPLOSIVE GUNS. Just let him watch MASH or something 😭 I like the idea of him just watching sports in his free time as well. Its enough action (and violence) to get him excited and invested but with the important lack of Guns and Explosions and Death. Sports will often put him to sleep tho so does it REALLY count as watching if the tv is just watching him instead?

I write Gus (at least in my own free time) as a easygoing, freespirited kind of dude who will not turn down anything even remotely fun or exciting. Even before leaving the forest to go work with Peppino, he would often wander outside the forest and explore, rarely ever staying home for long. I feel like he would be someone who enjoys the escapism of movies and theater. Its cute to think of him as a hopeless romantic heehee he’ll sit and watch those cheesy lifetime movies for ages if hes lounging around Peppinos house. Romance films often double as adventure movies, or more like. An extensive Journey where ur life is completely upheaved for better or for worse. Its nice :) I would say hed enjoy what wed consider sci-fi, but is it really sci-fi in a world with actual aliens and wizards and talking veggies? Lmao

Peppino wont watch too many movies on his own time (too long; fell asleep) but he’ll try and sit through them if Gus is there watching it. Peppino goes to His Chair and Gus is like ‘oh dont do that; thats the sleepytime chair’ and Peppino is like shut the HELL up its not and then hes snoring like 15 minutes into the movie. HOWEVER. He will wake up AS SOON as the movie ends without fail. It does make him feel validated, though, to see Gus completely knocked the hell out, sleeping against Brick.