#kms i just noticed the typo

[morgueanomaly]

i made a meme :)

[lesbianmapleshade]

"but mapleshade groomed crookedstar!!!1!!!11!1!!!" no the fuck she didn't. because by that logic, hawkfrost groomed ivypool. so did every dark forest mentor + their trainee (if they were an apprentice at the time). it really makes you realize how stupid you guys sound huh

[druidgroves]

"I had to put on a brave face as long as there were still people counting on me. That's the only reason I kept going."

[polarisjisung]

CHENLE BF TEXTS

PAIRINGS: idol bf! chenle × fem!idol reader

WARNINGS: swearing, sexual innuendos, kys/kms jokes, use of petnames, some jealousy but it's cute

NOTES: I wanted to write toxic idol situationship chenle texts but that will be saved for another day also I was supposed to update LOTC but ig that's hapenning tomorrow because I just noticed some crazy typos 😔 (I'm pretty sure there's a typo in here too but...)

edit: 5th slide should say makeout session not takeout 😭

[bbmsxlene]

🎸 - “BROKE AND CRINGE”

OKAY IM DEF BACK OKAY OKAY OKAY 😭😭

sukuna is gonna get maad

but also yes yuji tell him and make him jealous when eheheheqhqhq 😈

ALSO FIGHT BETWEEN NAOYA AND Y/N WHEN??

@b4tm4nn ur reblog gave me the motivation to finish this LMFAOO😭 ignore the typo in sukuna's message i just noticed and want to kms.

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[megullumverrr]

also sorry i threatened to turn your brother and other sister into plushies and cage them too

sorry i turned you and your adopted sister into marketable plushies effeminate and then ate you and then threw you in a cage forced you to kiss with me for survival effeminate men got me actin unwise fr

It's alright I guess..

[finnbbl]

Hyunjin X M! Reader - Dancer AU | SMAU | Chapter 3

Ch. 3 - Meeting with JYP | Previous Chapter | Next Chapter |

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Written: Yes

Smau: Yes

Proofread: Kinda

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: Swearing, KMS joke, Y/N simping ofc, typos

Later that Saturday..

Wow, you were really about to meet with JYP. The owner of one of the hugest K-Pop companies out there. As you stepped foot inside, your eyes were blessed with the most gorgeous and fancy lobby. It was simple, yet still seemed so elegant. Your eyes examined the room, that’s when you saw them. A smile quickly found its way to your face as you dropped your bag and ran over there. Tackling the closest friend to you, Lia, to the ground. An audible gasp of surprise left her mouth before she noticed it was you. You sat up next to her on your knees as she pushed herself up. Once she realized it was you, it was your turn to get pushed to the ground.

“Y/N!!! DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT” She sounded slightly angry. “I’m sorry I’m sorry” Although you apologized, they knew you weren’t sorry. If it was obvious by your personality and previous scenarios like this, your laugh definitely gave it away. Before you knew it, you had all 5 girls all over you. Taking turns hugging you as they all exclaimed how much they missed you. “Ah i missed you guys so much it hurts.” You admitted as Ryujin helped you off the floor. “We’re just glad you’re here. If we’re lucky, he called you over to work with us.” Chaeryeong shot you a cheeky smile as she nudged you. “Hopefully!” You said with a little faith lacing your voice as you held up both hands with crossed fingers. “Come on, let’s get your bag and we all can catch up as we show you where he’s waiting.” You nodded in agreement as you quickly ran to grab your bag from where you had previously dropped it. The sound of six of your guys’ footsteps were covered by the chattering you all did. Sometimes, none of you truly noticed how loud you were.

Only a few minutes later did you guys make it to JYP’s personal office where he held meetings with others. “Well, you’re here. And right on time.” Yuna smiled towards you. “Thanks guys,” You bounced up and down a few times anxiously. “Ahh i’m nervous guys!”

“Relax n/n, everything will be fine.” Yeji’s hand placed itself on your shoulder followed by her comforting words. “Yeah it’s just… I don’t know the way i see him on elimination shows. And i’m sensitive what if he-“

“He’s not as intimidating as he seems online, I promise.” Ryujin interrupts. You could only nod “Okay.. Okay. I’m going now” The girls wished you luck as you raised your hand to knock on the door. Hesitating, you briefly pulled it back down before putting it back up not but a few seconds later. Your brain was ordering you to knock, but your nerves got the better of you as you struggled to find the will to knock. Finally, without even realizing, it happened. Thoughts were racing through your head about running away. Before you could think anymore, the door swung open. “Y/N, hey! How are you?” The man known as none other than the JYP, was standing in front of you. Though, the moment that question left his mouth with the welcoming tone, you knew everything would be okay.

Tons of things were discussed over the brief 30 minutes you spent in that meeting room. Way too much to let out here. But let’s just say, you got amazing news.

“Thank you, thank you so much JYP. I won’t let you down.” You bid a good bye as you bowed respectfully. As soon as the door was shut, you let your excitement take over. Squealing silently as you clutched the paper that contained all the info he gave to you. Your body shook your hands back and forth as you quickly ran over to the elevator, eager to tell the girls the good news. Once you were down on the bottom floor where the lobby was located, you spotted them immediately as the elevator opened even an inch. “GUYS!” Quickly running over to your friends. “Y/N! How was it?” They were just as excited to hear the news as you were to tell it. “I’m going on tour with one of the groups here!” You said excitedly, squealing a little louder than you did before. This earned you odd looks from staff, including a gentle hushing sound coming from the receptionist at the desk. “YOURE KIDDING! WHO IS IT?” Lia grabbed your wrists and shook them, desperate to know. “Uh see, I don’t exactly know who they are…” You trailed off, you could see their smiles falter slightly. “So it’s not us unfortunately, but that’s still great for you? What’s the group name?” Although the news that you wouldn’t be touring with them was disappointing, Ryujin made sure to not let the excitement die down. This was still a very good opportunity for you. “Uh Stray Kids I think is what he said, I don’t know i’ve never really seen them.”

“Oh my god Stray Kids? Really?” You nodded as they discussed in awh with each other. Failing to gain their attention after what seemed like minutes of them discussing, you couldn’t help but snap a finger in front of their faces. “Hello? Can you tell me who they are?” Your hands threw themselves up as you felt invisible at this moment.

“Y/N no offense.. But how can you know who ATEEZ is but not Stray Kids? I swear they’re one of the most popular groups out there!!”

“It’s because he lives under a rock Yuna.” Yeji clapped back at her. Your head dropped and tilted at her. “Ha ha, very funny. I mean, are they nice..?” Lia’s head shook up and down as a response. “Extremely. Although, they’re kinda loud sometimes.” A sweet laugh followed after. “Ohhh fun, as if i don’t deal with that already.” You crossed your arms playfully and rolled your eyes. This earned a light shove from Yeji. “Rude.”

“Oh! Speaking of Stray Kids~” Lia cooed at you as she grabbed your head and positioned it to face the eight guys, who were now walking inside the lobby chatting amongst each other. Most likely they were coming back from their lunch break. As soon as you saw them, time seemed to move slowly. God were they attractive.

“I~ knew it, he’s already making googoo eyes at them.” This comment from Lia snapped you out of your trance as you whipped your head around back at her. “Shut the hell up Lia oh my god.” Glancing back to see if they had heard, thankfully they didn’t. The eight guys were too enveloped in their conversation to hear anything. “So, which one are you interested in?” Rolling your eyes again, you turned back to them. “For the last time, i’m not interested in anyone nor am I interested in a relationship.”

The five rolled their eyes. “Yeah yeah , you say that now” Shaking your head, you guys are too much sometimes. A chuckle leaving your mouth as you checked the time on your watch. “Ah, it’s almost one. I should text San and see what time he wanted to meet up.”

“Oh yeahhh, let us know how that goes.” Chaeryeong encouraged as you pulled your phone out of your pocket to text him. “I will don’t worry.”

“Well unfortunately our break is up, we have to get going now Y/N.” Yuna pouted at Ryujin’s words. You couldn’t help but pout either. “Okayyyy.. I guess i’ll let you do your jobs..” A joke left your mouth as they laughed lightly in response. All six of you quickly hugged and bidded your goodbye, promising to hang out soon.

God you loved these girls…

Taglist: @silverstarburst

[theendofuno]

um. tw for sh/suicide i guess

i rlly like this drawing its so silly

but not about the draiwng ehrm i promissed to myself i wouldnt post this cringe ass shit here but im completleuy alone at 1 am and i legit have no friends and iim basically disowend by family.sorry about the typos im kinda shaking

just competely feeling like shit. literlly selfharming while writing that shit and i just had a suicide attempt. ok i didnt expected to write this out loud to sound so cringe and disgusting nowi get why my ex bff dislieks me HUSGGSDHJAFADSUYD

but yeah anyway. i dunno w hat to do with my life, i have nowhere to go, i know no one, no one likes me (and id say tehy fhave good reasons not to), i cant get a job either and i fail every single suicide attept possible. not even sliting my throat made something. im so frustrated

its ev en a lil hard to walk cuz my thigh scars rub on my clothing and it itches and RHGRFRGRFGRFGR

i may delete this in a day or less idk. im nott rying to get help here or sum shit i genuinely just need to complain about life because i have no one to listen :< im worthless and beyond help so please domt try wasting your time with me i promise im a terrible nasty person (certified by 3 different therapists!)

anyway. im definitively doing it b4 my bday even if i need to jump off a building so if i completely go mia without explainatinon im dead finally! feel free to take your emo pics on my grave it will be fun (i say that fully aware not a single soul will notice im missing cuz no one gaf lmAO)

ill try to take a nap mimimimi now errrrrrm i hope i dont regret postiong that shit or ima kms out of shame instead of frustration with life hehehe

[blkkizzat]

i hate rereading my own writing after posting because i be noticing typos and i feel like the biggest dumbass making like 3rd grade mistakes 😭

like i just corrected to "threat" from "thread" in otaku!gojo... i wanna kms now /s

[dczedhee]

Choose your faith, dear one - 01 first day of school

vampire!sunghoon × human?)reader (she/her pronouns used

༊*·˚ Synopsis: At Decelis Academy, Y/n L/realises that the icy Park Sunghoon and his six friends might hide more than they say. Her friends however seem to not notice anything out of the ordinary...

warnings: some profanity (?), kys/kms jokes, thats it i think.

vampire! enhypen, supernatural beings,

༊*·˚ FEATURING:

txt, kazuha and chaewon from le sserafim and other idols might make some cameos

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a/n: here it is! the first part is outtt. I hope you guys liked it although this is still just a little intro to the story. Why is sunghoon targeting chaewon?? also excuse the amount of typos i am tired from work

tag list (pls tell me if you want to be tagged in the future!)

@tqngerine

[imraespace]

GANGANGGN IM BACK IN BACK I DIED YESTERDAY BC MY TWO TESTS KILLED ME BUT IT ACTUALLG WASNT THAT BAD I DID GOOD ON BTOH LIKE. 90 ON ONE TEST AND IDK IF IM OVER CONFIDENT BUT AT LEAST 95 ON MY SCIENCE ONE. MEIEHHE

NOBC I LVOE IT WHEN TEACHERS LIKE MAKE U FALL IN LOVE WITH A SUBJECT LIKE UMM i cang relate w anything all my teachers suck… BUT SURELY ICAN NAME AT LEAST ONE UMM literally none i lowk dont fw any subjects BC ALL MY TEAHERS ARE OPPS 💔💔 THAT LADY SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST TEACHER EVER HELLO SHE REMJNDS ME OF MY SCIENCE TEACHER GIVING US A TEST AND WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THE DAMN GRAPH.

HELOEM GODOBHE WHY WAS SHE SMILING MJKE THAT HELPME

omg i loved making income statements like OK IDK IF IT WAS A BALANCE SHEET OR INCOME STATEMENT ON MY TEST FOR HUSINESS BUT I REMEMBER GETTING THE TEST AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT MESS IT UP MUEHHEHE THE TEACHER WAS SO HAPPY BC HE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING SMTH WRONG AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT IT COMPLETELY RIGHT AMEN

why did bro come uo with a whole diff format HELLO

IN JESUS WE PRAY I LOVE THE LORD OUR GOD 🙏🙏

ITS OKAY POOKIE I REMMEBER MY RELIGION EXAM LAST YEAR I GOT 1. QUESTUON. WRONG. And that messed up my entire average bc if i got 100% i wouldve had 100% in the subject.. crying i couldve gotten the religion award even thi its lowk useless HelpmE

HELLME YOUR MOM IS LIKE MT DAD HE WILL LEGIT FIGHT ANYONE AND ANYTHING AND HE WILL JOT CHANGE HIS MIND REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT HES RIGHT OR WRONG (He thinks hes always right) (he is most of the time.) HELPME

no bc i swear if that teacher accused me of cheating i woukd kms BC WDYM??? IT WAS HW NOT COURSEWORK I SWEAR LIKE UGUHDIWHFKQHKFG

YAYAYAYYA THATS GOOD THAT POB WENT WELL YAYAYAYYAYA i acfuallt dont get past papaers what is a past paper ppl always say look at the past paper for studying!! MF I GOT NO PAPERS WHATGTHEUFICHAOGDKAVVS

OHEYAH yesterday we got our 1920s test back and… im not gonna even bother calculating my mark.. 💔💔 I DDI GOOD ON THE 1930s ONE IK THAT. nobc ppls immediate reactions when i get my test is to ask if im ok LIKE USUALLY ITS MY FRIENDS WHO DO IT VUT THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY YESTERDAY LIKE I GOT MY TEST AND I WAS JUST SCROLLING ON MY PHONE AND HE WELL OK HES MY FRIEND BUT ITS NOT LIKE WE’RE 🤞🤞 YK LIKE HES MORE OF A CLASSMATE THAT I TALK TO VC SOMEHOW HES ALWAYS IN 3/4 OF MY CLASSES BUT HE LEGIT GOT UP AND WAS LIKE ARE YOU OK????? LIKE HE GENUINELY SEEMED CONCERNEAND THE GUY THAT I USED TO LIKE (PB) HE WAS DOING “👍👊🫸🤘🤞👌👎🫷” ok that was over exaggerating it was more like a thumbs up side thumbs and thumbs down TO ALSO ASK ID IWAS OK LIKE HELPME WHAT but ig its bc theyre like.. concerned idk……….. At keags they care..!!!!!!!

Gang why are tou.. disappearifbg for six mot hs after december…. 💔💔💔💔💔 I am brocken. I woll be Hashatg EMO. 💔💔💔

- 🐙

HAII POPO YESTERDAY I HAD EDPM(typing stuff er.. office work? IM DOING DIFFERENT TYPES OF DOCUMENTS IN THAT CLASS AND ALSO A SPEED TEST or sum) I THINK I DID WELL IN THAT EXAM i messed up my speed test bc THEY GAVE ME A SMALL LAPTOP MY FINGERS WERE KISSING EACH OTHER I TYPE ON A PC WITH YK AN ACTUAL KEYBOARD i finished the speed test tho its copying a passage from a paper and you have to write 45 words per minute heh.. i type 45 words per minute.. but its a pain in the arse fr bc you cant look at ypur keybaord OR use your pointy fingies alone ykwim each key has a finger for it and like WHEN I GET SCARED I SWITCH BACK TO POINTERS ALONE BUT I DO IT WITH SPEED THAT THE TEACHER DOESNT NOTICE unless she stares me down.. i9 gotta quit the habit soon tho LMAO but also i hate this new skill i have BC MY MOMMY PICKS ON ME "mara you do edpm, 45 words per miniute.. and make so many typos!!?" LISTEN HERE. IM NOT DOINFG EDPM RN AM I?!"?!

YIOPEAPSD GOOD JOBB

IKR SHE WAS MY FAVORITE TEACHER EVERR AND LIKE my class is kinda a delinquent when it comes to hw bc rarely anyone did it AND SHE DIDNT GET UPSET BC WHEN ITS EXAMS TIME WE ALWAYS PASSED if we didnt do our hw she was like okay ill give yall a few minutes to do it and ill correct LIKE OMG?

SHE IS SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW MY DAMN NAME swear im sure she will probably call me like maria or sum HOW DO YOU EVEN GET MARIA FROM MY NAME? i got called eye-mara anyways so ANWYAYS SHE JUST SMILES AT ME "theres a list of students who passed the assignment! *opens mouth but closes it and smiles* I forgot your name but youre one!" OKAY I WAS DUMBFOUNDED THAT MORNING

SAME I LOVED INCOME STATEMENT AND CASH BOOK for some reason i hate balancing my T accounts it makes me wanna quit fym one side is 67128 and my other side is 12981208912093 MAKES ME WANNA THROW MY PAPER

AMEN THANK THE LORD FOR WAKING UP THIS MORNING!!

OMG RELIGIOUS EDUCATION!!! IT WAS MY FAVORITE but my high school isnt roman catholic theres multiple religions here like hindu n stuff so i dont got religion anymore sadly.. MY FAVORITE IN MY OLD RC SCHOOL WAS THE EVENTS LIKE SOME MORNINGS PPL FROM THE CHURCH WILL COME from my church surprisingly AND THEY USED TO MAKE PRAYING SO EVENTFUL i was like i wanna pray everyday! THEN BOOM LAME ASS HIGH SCHOOL. lost touch with my religion sadly.. BUT I KEEP MY ROSARY WITH ME IN SCHOOL IN MY BAG its purple and preddy i like teaching my friends who isnt rc the rosary LMAO they used to play with the beads

LMAO MY OLDER BROTHER FRIENDS WAS SCARED OF HER UNTIL THEY SAW HER AND WAS LIKE this short lady? until they satrted hanging out at the house and saw her in her prime..

LMAO IKR

OVER HERE THE EXAM IM PREPARING FOR (reason why im leaving for 6 months ill explain later in the ask) THEY USE QUESTIONS FROM THOSE PAPERS BC ITS UPLOADED ONLINE AFTER THE EXAM AND THEY USE THEM IN OUR CURRENT EXAMS say for pob my topic to learn was business management my teacher will use a past paper question based off business management but its random bc theres like past papers from year 2000-2024 so she chiooses a random question from there AND I FOUND THE RIGHT ONE ON ACCIDENT RIGHT BEFORE THE EXAM SO I KNEW THE ANSWERS!!

NOOO AW thats so nice omg OLMAO THE HAND SIGNS IM GIGGLING YES RTHATS SO NICE THEY WERE CONCERNED unlike my class BRO ONCE A BOY IN MY CLASS THE TEACHER TOLD A BOY TO SHARE OUT THE TEST PAPERS AND I GOT MINE AND SOMEONE ELSES OWN and he got 0.. AND IW AS LIKE omg brio give this to the boy asap! NO HE DIDNT HE LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND THREW THE PAPER AT ME? TF IS THE JOKE AND THROW IT AT ME?? SO I THROW IT BACK AT HIM BC MY TEACHR WAS LIKE ONLY THE BOY COULD GIVE OUT THE PAPERS PLUS THE BOY WHO GOT 0 erm he had a crush on me and i accidentally was mean to him NOT REALLY TBH THAT WAS THE TIME I DIDNT TAKE MY MEDICINE SO I WAS REALLY WEAK AND I JUST WOKE UP AND DAWG MESSGED ME "do you dream?" WHAT IDK WHAT TO SAY SO I SAID "sometimes" HE WAS LIKE "um are you bored of me?'.. HUH so i kinda erm.. yk.. said no and bye in a non nice way THATS HIS FAULT BC I TOLD HIM ABT MY ANEMIA HE WAS LIKE "did i get you sick? im sick" BOY WHAT

IM LEAVING FOR 6 MONTHS AFTER DECEMBER BC IN MAY-JUNE IS MY FINALS TO LEAVE HIGH SCHOOL i9m gonna start studying december tho vut ill be active but after as soon as school starts back i have mock exams fym MOCK EXAMS ON MY BDAY? my gift is a maths paper fr.. then they send us home to start revising and boom exams and the success passing rate for maths over here is 36-48% im SO DAMN SCARED THEY MAKE EXAMS HARD OVER HERE AND FOR WHAT NOT TO MENTION CARIBBEAN PARENTS PUT A LOT OF PRESSURE ON YOU IF YOU DO0NT HIT THEIR EXPECTATIONS YOURE AUTOMATICALLY DUMB DOESNT MATTER IF THEY SEE YOU STUDYING THEY'RE LIKE you dont want a good future?? BC YOUR EXAM MARK HERE IF ITS BAD you basically cant get into uni or find a job you have to redo the exam theyre so strict and for WHAT

[uswnt5]

I copied and pasted that quote from an ask someone sent you, and I’m just now realizing it says “woked” instead of “looked.”

brb, i’m gonna go kms. i can’t stand typos. 😭

haha I didn't even notice

but lmao now I re-read it in a baby voice and its so funny 'i never woked back'

[queenofthekings]

Boutta kms I just noticed a typo in my Eric fic

[azrahelhasmoved]

Damon your anon is off (understandable so just pretend)

YOUVE HEARD OF ANON HATE? WELL GET READY FOR ANON GREAT AS IN I GO IN ANON (again just pretend) AND TELL YOU HOW GREAT YOU ARE!!! WHICH IS SUPER FUCKING GREAT YOU PRECIOUS BEAN.

DID THAT SAY DAMON INSTEAD OF DAMN??? IMMA KMS THE TYPO I DIDN'T NOTICE WAS DETRIMENTAL AND I ALREADY HIT SEND SOBBING

// LMAO you're fine lovely! thank you so much for this! it means a lot. one day, anon will be back on but lately people wanna suck so i've had to resort to turning it off for a bit. xD

[heisttheblackflag]

OH NO I ONLY JUST NOTICED A TYPO IN MY DOOLEY NOTED MERCH POSTED. KMS SEND HELP

[bicodeofhonour]

aint no way i went into the american vandal tag n the first thing i see is ship talk like THIS OF ALL SHOWS???? WHERE R THE FUCKING GIFSETS