#klossanova

[swiftiethatyouhate]

watching a video about “slut!”

one of the comments:

And then also this comment:

So if “Slut!” Is very California, and lots people (including me) reckon it sounds like something from midnights, then midnights is a very “California” album…

Wait a damn minute…

“The” road trip… was in big sur…

SOOOO… IF MIDNIGHTS IS A VERY CALIFORNIA ALBUM…

I RECKON MIDNIGHTS WAS THEMED BY THE TRIP.

I’m actually a genius guys

please reblog

[pinkorchidsinspring]

This scene gives me a lovely sort of deja vu every time I watch it:

For those of you who don’t realize it’s because it’s eerily similar to this iconic cape movement:

Koincidence? I think not…

[rainbowdaisy13]

The Klossanova in question

https://www.tumblr.com/ooopsi2000/156576142361/oh-shit-im-gay?source=share

👀

Respectfully

[industryhearts]

The Ultimate Kaylor Compilation

Thought others might want to see it, its a timeline

[champagneproblxms]

we’d still worship this love

[theprologues]

Send me your best Klossanova links! Your favorite videos of Karlie being boyfriend Karlie or Klossanova. :) 

[terri9274]

Karlie & Kaylor & The Bold Type

I watched the first episode of the bold type season 2 tonight... And I noticed many interesting things. First things first, the overview of Karlie’s feature in the episode(no, not that, she’s not in it). Karlie is on the cover of “Scarlet” in the episode. Below are choice quotes that are, well I’ll let you have your own adjective for it. I’m so upset I can’t screenshot them. Fuck apple.

“Carolina Herrera’s office called. She wants to confirm that Karlie is wearing the taffeta skirt to the cover reveal party tomorrow night”

“I can confirm that she’s wearing Carolina on the cover but who can say what she’ll show up wearing tomorrow. You know I can’t control models any more than I can control my moods”

“We are just in the- in the beginning of this, Kat. Its- it’s delicate. We’re still finding each other.”

“A contract can’t protect a reputation”

You see what I mean? For a little insight that makes things even more interesting. The 3rd quote is between the lesbian couple of the show, Adena and Kat. And yes they are lovely and in a healthy happy relationship, in the early stages of being together for real. And you know what’s really funny? a little after that quote Adena starts talking about oral sex and how Kat hasn’t gone down on her yet(because she’s scared and never done it before). No joke, thats how gay. And yes confirmed gay anthem delicate™ is of course mentioned. Of course. The last quote is about another couple of the show who have been seeing each other on and off and in a secret relationship because they work at the same building/company on very different levels and they weren’t allowed to date each other. That doesn’t seem like a metaphor of a certain two other peoples relationship at all. Nope. Not at all. Karlie being featured in this episode and therefore her team asking them to put in a few words and if she could choose where and what characters would say those few words. That’s not believable... or is it?

[salutetotheillusionist-blog]

“My baby’s fit like a daydream

Walking with his head down

I’m the one he’s walking to.”

These might be the most underrated and importuhnt lines on the song.

I’ve personally seen a lot of articles/posts/comments how this line is used as evidence that the song is about Joe because she used the word fit (British term for good looking). To be fair, Joe is good looking and sort of seem like the reserved type too. Given the lyrics, sure that does fit if we take it literally. But before we do, please be reminded how this song is actually worded. This song was not written to be taken literally. If so, then we would have read articles about how Taylor is bad at arson and bridge burning 101 or seen a picture of her casually tinkering with her knife while walking away from a gunfight. Tree is a good publicist but she isn’t that good to hide those lol. I digress. Anyway, see how crazy that sounds?

Going back, since we agree to not take the lines literally here are my key points:

Daydream -  A pleasant visionary usually wishful creation of the imagination (Websters). Given the comparison to a daydream, this leads us to assume that this person is surrealistically beautiful/gorgeous. Based on the album this person has a big reputation and everyone thinks they know them. So maybe their reputation involves their physical appearance?

Keep (One’s) Head Down - To actively avoid conflict or attention (Farlex); to continue doing something quietly especially when there is trouble around you (MacMillan). This seems like a better fit to the whole Reputation sneakathon vibe rather than the literal interpretation; being shy and just walking with your head down.

So, we have a really gorgeous person trying their best to hide their gorgeousness and sneak around to see Taylor. Why all the sneaking around tho? Reputation talks about a forbidden secret love wherein Taylor expresses conflict about feelings of it being wrong yet so right; like using drugs as she described it. But I feel like her internal conflict is ending. Anyway… I digress once again.

With these three lines alone, we are painted with a picture to begin to comprehend why amidst her own reputation being publicly killed, Taylor has remained blissfully alive, in the private comforts of her lover.

Well, turns out under all our noses, she was able to maintain a healthy and thriving relationship with someone who is equally and completely enamored by her. Someone who is so smitten who’s willing to forego all their common sense and undergo all the lengths to conceal their relationship thus protecting Taylor. Someone who chooses to fight for her by taking each calculated step of a meticulously laid out plan just to get the chance to hold Taylor at her worst moments and tell her that “it’s okay, everything’s going to be okay”. Starry eyes sparkin’ up her darkest night.

Against avalanches of reasons why they cannot be together, her lover, again and again, chooses her.

A pair of star crossed lovers met

Finally, a Romeo to our Juliet. 💫

–

We’re asked to call it what we want

To that, I say, I call it love.

–

This post is unapologetically written for the magician. 🌞

In irrevocable bliss,

Salute to the illusionist. 🐍

[smoothsailingsblog]

Throwback

Karlie and Joan shopping

Klossanova in FULL effect

[swiftiethatyouhate]

okay so it took me about an hour to write down all these lyrics from what i could hear, but here’s the finished result of the lyrics to

“Broken Good ( Love is a Drug)”

Ellie Goulding ft. Taylor Swift

(pretty confident taylor wrote it about how being with a man felt wrong after her and karlie broke up)

he puts his arm around me

but it just doesn’t lay like yours

it weighs me down weighs me down oh

and when he holds my hand it

never seems to fit the mold

i tried to make it work but oh

you

you know you broke me good

you know you broke me good

yeah you

you know you broke me good

you know you broke me good

(i’m broken)

(good)

(I’m broken)

(good)

(i’m broken)

the conversation’s empty

he doesn’t get the jokes at all

so silent now, silent now

oh

and when i’m needing someone

he’s not the one i wanna call

keep tryna make this work but oh

you

you know you broke me good

you know you broke me good

yeah you

you know you broke me good

you know you broke me good

(i’m broken)

(good)

(I’m broken)

(good)

(i’m broken)

you know that love is a drug

you can’t just leave when you wanna

and now i see what it’s done

oh i know i’m broken

good

i’m broken

good

i’m broken

and now i see what it’s done (good)

oh i know i’m broken

(and now i see what it’s done)

(oh i know i’m broken)

[pinkorchidsinspring]

I think it’s funny how this interview was aired on Valentine’s Day, and yet no mention of the mysterious hubby…. Even after Gale brings up her son…

And this article today….

GMA what are you doing hun….

[rainbowdaisy13]

I don’t think there’s other (presumed) Karlie exes aside from Toni and Taylor. She used to go by the nickname “Klossanova” between those two relationships so you can assume what she was up to lol. Some people think she had a fling with Cara back in those days and that wouldn’t surprise me, but we really don’t know…

She is stupidly charming in past videos so I could see her being a Tomcat

[themulchman]

[tay-westvillage]

she can get the girl she wanted..all the girls so beautiful..

Klossanova©  by @nicciwil 

[champagneproblxms]

i get mystified by how this city screams your name

[theprologues]

Still working on the Klossanova video. If you have some music suggestions for the background music that would work for the video check out Jamendo here. It’s music that is under the creative commons (i.e we can make a video use it and not get flagged). Send me some fun upbeat songs that represents the one and only Karlie Kloss’s love for girls.