#klaus mikaelson quotes

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Damon: Oh really? *Stands up,* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Kai: *raises hand*

Katherine: *raises hand*

Klaus: *raises hand*

Elena: *raises hand*

Damon, side eyeing violently: Elena Gilbert, what was that?

[fandoms--fluff]

Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol yes

Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol maybe

Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no

Kol: Kol no

[theblackcatwitch5]

“Are you mad?”

“No”

“So sharpening knives at 2 am is just a hobby?”

“It’s soothing?” 🤷🏼‍♀️

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[morgane-art]

Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.

Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.

Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...

Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-

[writerrose1998]

Caroline: We all have our demons. Caroline, pointing at Klaus: That one is mine.

[ladymarvel27]

Klaus: Elijah- Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that. Klaus: Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!

[the-ultimate-obsessive-fangirl]

Family dinners

Klaus: y/n love sit down

Y/N: there's no seats to sit down on they're all taken

Klaus: there's a perfectly good one over here *says patting his lap*

Y/N:Klaus I'm not sitting on your lap

Klaus: alright if that's not good enough my face is over here as well

Y/N:*face palm*

Rebekah: can we just have ONE NORMAL FAMILY DINNER

[rosedforbes]

klaroline × unhinged posts ; part 6

[simsim54]

stefan: do you think we went overboard with the halloween decorations? klaus: nah it's cool elijah: the backyard is on fire klaus: aesthetic

[mr-cage-man]

Klaus: Stefan and I are no longer friends.

Stefan: Nik, that’s the worst possible way to tell people we’re dating.

…Two years later…

Klaus: Stefan and I are no longer dating. 
Stefan: NIKLAUS, THAT IS THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO TELL PEOPLE WE’RE GETTING MARRIED!

[fandoms--fluff]

Kol: Y/n has delicious chapstick

Elijah:

Rebekah:

Klaus: You two kissed?

Y/n: No, the asshole took a bite out of my chapstick while I wasn't looking

[jeronicashippersclub]

INCORRECT QUOTES!

Klaus: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Caroline: I think you mean cards.

Klaus, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No I do not.

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"

Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."

Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"

Klaus: "She knows things."

Y/N: "Like what?"

Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[morgane-art]

Y/n : Ok I'm ready.

Y/n : How do I look ?

Klaus : Fine. Now let's go.

Y/n : Fine ? I need Gorgeous.

Y/n : I'm changing.

Klaus : I-I meant Gorgeous !

Klaus : WHY DIDN'T I SAY GORGEOUS ?! WHY ?

[dumbblondesposts]