#klarker incorrect quotes

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clark: you think almonds are hot?

jack: yeah, they’re spicy.

clark: did you say almonds are spicy?

jack: they hurt! and they make my throat swell up.

clark: almonds are not spicy, you're allergic!

[p0ssyum]

Clark, upon seeing jack bite into a nougat bar with the wrapper still on it : you,,,you don't eat the wrapper

Jack : that makes sense, it doesn't taste too good x3

Clark : *is now fully convinced jack is either an alien or stupidly high*

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klark: is jack home? i’d like to take him on a date.

dean: to associate with my son, you must complete these qualification forms.

[an hour later]

dean: what did you get for question 319?

klark: C) lure the space tiger away from Adrien by imitating a chicken strip.

dean and cas, nodding their heads: impressive.

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clark: what’s your idea of a perfect date?

jack: DD/MM/YYYY

jack: other formats can be confusing.

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clark: last week, jack was supposed to go buy groceries. but instead he bought a novelty cookie cutter.

clark: now most things we eat are shaped like cats.

clark: he’s amazing.

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jack: i told clark i'm in love with him sixteen hours ago and he's still laying on the floor staring up at the ceiling.

claire: hey, clark, you good?

clark: jack kline is in love with me. i can't believe it. he's in LOVE with ME?

jack: he just... keeps saying that on repeat.

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clark: don't come closer, please.

jack: why? something's wrong?

clark, choking: i literally can't breath you're so beautiful please stop

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jack: shh, don’t tell klark but… i think he's really cute.

claire: psst, klark, jack thinks you’re cute!

jack: claire!

klark, sighing: i know, i heard. we’ve also been dating for a year. thank you, jack, you’re cute too.

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jack: do you want to know something weird?

clark: first of all, it's three in the morning. second of all, of course, continue.

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adam, setting down a card: ace of spades.

samandriel, pulling out an uno card: +4

jack, pulling out a pokemon card: jolteon, i choose you.

klark, trembling: what are we playing

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