#kkos au 👾

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🧚‍♀️ Anon

Poor Bruno, he’s just trying to help Darling but so many circumstances and things keep happening (La Squadra Members, Emperor Diavolo and now his Unita Speciale are all here)

However Bruno’s at least grateful he can keep Trish safe (Though it was the shock of his life to find out she’s the daughter of the Emperor of his species)

But once Team Bucciarati make it to her hiding place and see La Squadra leaving he immediately has them rush in with him in hope that they weren’t too late (Only to fine her no where to be seen)

Bruno and his team are trying to figure out where La Squadra is hiding so they can save Darling as quickly as possible before it’s too late and they breed her (Though that last part is most likely too late)

Next one is La Squadra and it’s straight up smut

Yeah I'll say birthmarks. Risotto would have them too but mostly are spread along his forearms and legs with two noticeable lines under his eyes.

And the name originally just the translation for clown in Italian but when I went to double check (because Google translate can be unreliable) it came up with the opera and it was just a double whammy, I had to.

And please do bring the smut, I will be so happy to write up a short.

Bruno and the gang has tried so hard to keep everything normal and the rest of their species are causing chaos on earth. They are frantically looking for darling and la sqaudra. All this is really getting to Trish, now the closest person left to her is in danger and the idea of her being the same as all those who are causing all of this.

Of course Bruno pulls her to the side for a heart to heart. They're going to find darling and try and talk to the emperor. She can come if she's up to is as she is his daughter. She could change all of this if she would succeed him, she has the power to do so but that's her choice to make. After all to her these creatures are still aliens.

They go to the house find that the place has already been ransacked and her phone is still there meaning she must have been home at the time.

Narancia is able to faintly make out their presence but it's too far away to exactly pin point and it seems they were aware of Bucci and gang as Risotto made sure to use his ability to make the group invisible shortly after leaving so Abbacchio can't use moody blues. So they're only able to go over a very rough idea of their location, the ships camouflage too so the only way to see it is either when la squadra enter or exit. Making this search a needle in a haystack.

If only they hadn't blown up their ship, then they would have been able to get a signal of la squadras ship.

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🧚‍♀️ Anon

Yes! That would be amazing! I’m so happy that you liked this idea as I wasn’t sure if you’d like it or not or if this was too weird (Killer Klowns from Outer Space is a laugh)

If you make this into a story that would be so cool, as Darling spirals into fear, worry and how she’s supposed to trust anyone while navigating her world with her new stand as normal civilians wind up injured, killed or in some strange death state because of the Aliens using their Stands (So she can’t bring herself to include her human friends or family as they’ll just end up getting hurt, killed or worse, turned into livestock)

Darling also now has to worry about all these creepy and strange men watching, stalking and following her while coming to terms with her friends being aliens (Though Bruno warns Darling that those with the Stand Mutation attract Stand Users once their kind comes to their targeted planets and its really just a matter of time)

The one she’s most afraid of however is the mysterious Boss of these Aliens as he must be the leader for a reason if he can tell these dangerous guys what to do

Darling does end up trusting Bruno and his Gang as she remembered how kind and caring they were to her and when they fought to keep her safe from one of the enemies that she realizes they’re her allies (Except Fugo, he was too afraid to go against the Boss so he never came to Earth)

I’m not sure what her stand can do but maybe it has something related to Outer Space like gravity or she can heal by giving a warming and gentle effect to her target’s bodies, which results in an obsession to feel that gentle warmth again? (Maybe she’ll call it Thirty Seconds to Mars or Chemical Romance?)

Compiling all these asks below to get everything down one one big coherent post

Will also be doing the LA squadra centric ones in a separate post.

Pt2

Pt3

Pt 4

Ok so for the stand I do think a gravity stand would work, a lot more noticeable to darling. Thirty seconds to Mars may work or I propose another name, Human after all (after the daft punk album). I think it would work by removing gravity from objects but can possibly affect a whole area if she's in distress. Stands would probably work a bit different, more like typical abilities rather than manifestations.

Of course she initially freak out when it activates and probably makes it worse. Of course la squadra is watching the entire time and is shocked when a familiar looking girl bursts into the room to help. No way, she can't possibly be related to the emperor.

Turns out the emperor visited earth awhile back to blow off steam before the initiative began, not knowing that humans were compatible (but turns out mutation significantly improves the odds, as otherwise it would almost 0%). Diavolo only realizes when the footage is sent to him, there's no doubt the girls is his but he doesn't remember that other woman. So he sends Doppio to bring them both back.

Trish catches darling going through her clothes in an attempt and asks her what's up? She got asked out by one of the observatory tourists and she's desperately looking for an outfit. Turns out you don't get to many guys asking you out when your hauled up in an observatory for most of your time. She's happy to take her out shopping for something, good to see darling out. But of course work comes first and darling ditches to date when she sees a meteorite fall into the nearby mountains. She hikes to find it only to discover Doppio out cold (he wasn't ready for the pressure difference on earth) and she takes him back.

Now Doppio is making arrangements, unfortunately he's been a little too busy. La sqaudra knows what's up and want to catch her quick.

Diavolo being as tall as he is has to have measures in place to shrink himself willingly as he can't just do it on a whim. He's the tallest recorded of his kind. He'll still be tall but not as bad as humans being roughly knee hight on him like usual.

La squadra as be drastically taller, around the tallest human records with Risotto and Prosciutto being stand outs.

Then bucci gang would be a few inches taller.

I can't really think of anymore to elaborate on as you've cover a lot of ground.

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🧚‍♀️ Anon

Oh my goodness, I’m so happy you like this AU idea! I was honestly thinking I was being crazy thinking all that information (I don’t know why but I’m just obsessed with that movie and could just watch it endlessly)

Also I guess it wouldn’t hurt to add a little more information, if you like it (I’m honestly obsessed over this AU, my Autistic ass won’t let it go 😂😭)

Darling might own a dog (A gentle and sweet bloodhound) and since she’s so busy with work she has her relative, her aging Uncle watch him since he’s mainly alone living in the woods (Her Uncle loves her dog since he’s a sweetie) however he was the first of La Squadra’s victims (La Squadra took Darling’s dog out of curiosity on the life on this planet)

Maybe Leone also works with the Police (He deserves to be happy) and when Darling mentioned the spacecraft and the strange looking people, he immediately got chills and called Bruno to tell him the news

He also gives Darling and Trish an Ultimatum either they stay in their house or he’ll keep them in the Police Station in a cell (All while keeping cool about what’s actually happening since he needs to warn Bruno)

Darlings dogs name is Pearl, very lovely but with Pagliaccio she gets aggressive. Barking and growling whenever Bruno or gang are around. Of course darling is weirded out when Pearl is barking at the window at night at what she assumes is nothing.

When La squadra did break into her house, Pearl immediately attacked one of them but they captured her, interested by the idea of domesticated species from earth and they take her back to the ship to research.

Of course darling is mortified finding the house ransacked as well as both her uncle and dog missing a goes to report it to Abbacchio who comes to investigate it and finds something he knows is Pagliaccion and immediately takes her back to the station and questions her on a few thing before leaving and darling calls up Bruno explaining what happened. Bruno being a good friend of darling picks up Trish and brings her to the station.

Abbacchio's tells darling it's too dangerous for her to go back as the culprit clearly didn't break in to steal their possessions. He knows her uncle is almost certainly dead but doesn't want to tell her that without something humanly reasonable to prove it. Due to the danger he suggests they stay the night at the station just in case they find a lead. They can get there stuff packed in the morning and make arrangements to accommodation. When Abbacchio finally gets his break he meets up with Bruno to explain it. They have to tell her but how do they explain it to darling without her...

A) not believe then

Or

B) getting scared off

Darlings friend offers another house they own that's on the outskirts of town to stay at until the investigation is over. On the night she's attacked Trish was out at a party.

I can just imagine darling seeing Pearl on la squadras ship in an enclosure and refusing to leave. She's in tears to know Pearl is alive and is surprisingly being taken care of by these horrible aliens. Don't think though that Pearl would spare the chance to bite one them again.

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🧚‍♀️ Anon

I could absolutely see Risotto and La Squadra enter Darling’s hometown and cause utter havoc, ‘Harvesting’ Humans for their Food Supply while looking for her after Melone told them he found out she has the Mutation (They’ll end up culling nearly all of the town residents just to find her)

The whole scene where the Klowns found and break into Debbie’s House from the movie is exactly how I picture La Squadra find and kidnap Darling, even taunting her outside her window with firefighter hats and a trampoline to ‘rescue’ her (That they took from the real Firefighters they brutally killed)

Darling backs right up into Risotto who picks her up by her shoulders for Formaggio to shrink her with the intent to bring her back to their ship (Risotto is holding her while she shrinks until she fits in the palms of his hands)

Risotto is the one who’s carrying her and threatens to trap her in a balloon if she doesn’t behave (He has her firmly within his hands as he plays with her hair while lightly squeezing and touching different parts of her body, telling her that her purpose is to now reproduce his race)

Risotto intends to start breeding when they get back to the ship and isn’t afraid to let Darling know this as he presses her small form right between his pecs (He probably even begins to tell Darling all the things he plans to do to her) but lightly threatens her to stop moving unless she wants to start the mating right now (Her struggles are exciting him as he’s never had ‘Prey’ run away from his Team for so long and escape every turn and he thinks her struggles are her telling him that she wants to mate)

Risotto doesn’t want or intend to let his Leader Diavolo to have Darling as it was his Team who found her first so she belongs to him and his Team

Risotto will threaten Darling that he can begin mating with her right now while she’s in her small size unless she ‘behaves’ (He likes the control he has over her and intends to breed her nice and full until she can’t walk anymore)

Sorry for the constant spam over this AU, my brain is overdrive over this (I’m even looking through different Alien Movies and which ones will fit with certain JJBA groups/characters and at the moment my mind went to other ideas with La Squadra being similar to Xenomorphs and the Pillarmen being those Predator Aliens that hunt Humans for sport)

Imagine the Pillarmen having similar faces to the Predators (I would melt 😂😭)

(Just a thought to add while I'm thinking of it, either through tattoos or birthmarks indicate status among the aliens which I now dub the Pagliaccio. So Bruno and Risotto are considered lords and have marking to indicate such and Diavolo had a lot more as the emperor)

La squadra causes as much chaos as possible to try and throw the boss off while Illuso is looking for darling who's hiding out at a house from a friend who's out of town.

As she's brushing her hair she notices something in the corner of her eye and throws herself out of the way as whatever it causes the mirror to smash. Hands reaching out from the broken shards to grab her but she's able to fight them off as she escapes the bathroom.

"(Y/n)!" She can hear Bruno's voice call out and she runs immediately to the front door, hoping he can help her only to see a grinning Melone with a voice recorder in hand. She immediately tries to shut it but Melone shoves his foot between the door and the frame to stop it.

"After you lord" Melone would graciously offer Risotto entry as darling tries to make a run. She tries locking doors but Risotto's magnetism is quick to foil such plans. She uses what little extra time she has to enter the attic and try and jam it shut before realizing that she just trapped herself she opens the door to the balcony in an attempt to find a way out only to find a mockery. Ghiaccio, Illuso, Melone and Prosciutto in firefighter hats holding onto a trampoline for safety.

"Come on down (Y/n), I promise we'll be gentle if you do" Melone tries to bargain. Darling only walks backwards until she hits something hard, she's frozen for a while before looking up to see Risotto looking down upon her. He spare no time in grabbing here.

"You should have listened to Melone" Formaggio shugs before grabbing a hold of her arm and shrinking her. Risotto firmly grabs her and begins to exit the house.

"Let me go!!" She practically screams as she tries to pry his fingers off of her.

"You've been more trouble then you should have" Risotto tells her as he raises her to eye level while walking out. Of course all the other members start crowding around him to get a look at their new mate, only making darling panic more.

"You've had your fun having us chase you around, now you better settle down before I decide to have mine right now... and you wouldn't want that in your current state" Risotto warns darling. Who becomes compliant.

Risotto begins to pull up darlings clothes and poke and prode while he and shortly joined in by the rest of la sqaudra discuss what they all want to do to darling.

"Oh are you that eager?" He asks.

"No!" She screams.

"Well your body is telling me the opposite, better make those actions reflect your words before I get the wrong idea" he says causing a shiver down her spine and a chuckle from some of the others.

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🧚‍♀️ Anon

Part 5 Gangs as Killer Klowns from Outer Space (I like to watch old horror movies for a hobby, especially during Halloween)

Instead of Klowns they’re Aliens that look like humans (Only they wear unique outfits that make them stand out from humans)

La Squadra’s mission is to kill, collect and eat as many humans they can, but before that they have to experiment on them with their Stand Arrows to find ‘Chosen Ones’ (That is, if ‘Chosen Ones’ are on this planet)

Because of the BS that was in Part 5 about where Stands came from (Outer Space) this species naturally has Stands and are experimenting on Humans to see if they have more potential and use their Arrows to figure out if Humans are more useful than a food source (I honestly thought Stands coming from a supernatural source on Earth was cooler than some Disease from space)

Though there’s been no success… Until Darling got shot and survived, meaning she’s one of the ‘Chosen’ and it’s Risotto and his Teams’ job to collect her for her ‘Purpose’ (To breed their dying race, mainly with the strongest of the males like Risotto, Diavolo or Prosciutto)

However, while Bruno and His Gang are the same species, they’re not bloodthirsty, rather they like humanity for their many different things from the cuisine, culture and other things humans have created and have accepted living on Earth because it’s very comfortable and pleasant (They originally came here for that purpose, until they realized Earth is filled with many kind and wonderful people who don’t deserve a cruel fate, so they rebelled against the Boss to live a comfortable and peaceful life)

Darling is an Astronomer who’s friends with Bruno and his Gang, as she doesn’t mind showing him and his friends around her work in the Observatory as she’s mainly the only person who works there in general (That’s something I thought would be cool to add in)

Darling was shocked to see a comet crash in the woods and wanted to explore it, and encounter a strange pink haired man named Doppio who’s hurt, so she takes him with her to get treatment (Not realizing he’s an Alien as well as him being the 2nd hand man to the Leader of these cruel and sadistic alien monsters)

Doppio becomes smitten by Darling as she’s so nice and sweet towards him and asks his Boss if she can be spared since she’s so nice and sweet to him (Diavolo accepts since Darling is a ‘Chosen One’ and will allow Doppio to share her with him since Darling has been sweet to his Doppio)

Killer Klowns from Outer Space is honestly a very funny and amusing movie

Ohoho nice! Outfit wise I feel like they'd where Venice carnival mix avant-garde inspired attire to keep that uneasy clownish look.

I love this idea and I'd love to expand upon it cuz tbh, I have a huge thing for aliens. (I might just even write up a scene involving darling and la sqaudra if people want it 😉)

Bucci gang were considered the outcasts of their species. Eventually the decided to stay on earth and integrate with humans. They blew up their craft, so everyone else is under the assumption that the were killed. So the next fleet, La squadra is quite a bit more violent.

Darling is a close friend of the bucci group so when she begins to show the signs of the stand mutation there all worried. Another fleet has come and darling going to get taken back to their planet.

They don't know how to tell her. Before even having the chance to she's approached by Melone who tries to set up a "date" (really just a way to capture her) but she abandons it when she sees a comet crash.

She investigates and finds Doppio unconscious. Brings him back to hers and he immediately notices the mutation and brings it up to their ruler, Diavolo. Who is happy to hear their efforts have bore fruit. He's tasked Doppio to take darling to him and la sqaudra is pissed. They were the ones to discover her so they should have the right to claim her.

Poor bucci gang has to try and protect her. Maybe even at one point they're revealed to be the same species that are hunting her. Making her begin to distrust them since who knows if they just want her for themselves.

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🧚‍♀️ Anon

Killer Klowns from Outer Space AU

I completely forgot! But all the other Passione Members (But only the Stand Users) are all also on Earth, HOWEVER, this is mainly about La Squadra, Team Bucciarati and Diavolo (+Trish) who is the main center (The other Members are just collecting humans for food) as it’s La Squadra who gets ‘First Dibs’ (As well as only dibs) because they found Darling first

Plus if anyone besides those who are not apart of their group tries anything funny, La Squadra has no qualms killing them if it means to stake their claim over her

Plus, Team Bucciarati kills them if they get to close to endangering Darling as well as for murdering the people they came to appreciate (Sorta like what happens in Canon Events only it’s to protect Earth)

Why must I be cursed with the constant chocoholds? 😭😂

I was thinking that Diavolo would call in Unita speciale if things weren't going to well in terms of getting his hands on darling and Trish. It's either team bucci has both or just Trish as la squadra are unaware of Trish being the emperors daughter and she's deemed as too young.

Darling better hope that it's Tizzano and Sqaulo who find her because Chocolata might get a bit carried away with his experiments before he hands her over.