#kj valorant

[meirisuu]

what you'll see when you pass by kjs lab in val hq btw

[kivizzaofficial]

Happy lesbians and also doomed lesbians

(second one s from my au that I will share one day)

[cruxcapn]

hey. look in my pockets. see my offerings. more nanobomb + cysova + misc valo agents textposts

[qgunslinger]

i listened to the ghosts in my head sorry

[xgent-of-chxos]

Phoenix- Truth or dare?

Raze- Dare

Phoenix- I dare you to kiss the next person to walk into this room

Raze- Screw you guys, I'm not doing that!

Killjoy walks into the room

Raze, standing up- Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know?

[valorantsideblog]

KJ HAS A PET NAME FOR RAZE I REPEAT KJ HAS A PET NAME FOR RAZE

My KJ just killed the opposing raze and said "sorry little mouse"

[strawberry-macaronx]

Precious

[starberry-dust]

after an artblock that lasted literally months i bring you these babes

[jack-ing-o-ff-valentine]

Cypher: It's pride month little engineer you know what that means

KJ: What? Do you want us to make gay tech or something??

Raze, from across the lab: OUR ROBOTS WEREN'T GIRLFRIENDS THIS ENTIRE TIME????

[atrocytyes]

gekko is surrounded by emos

(dialogue based on @petertheromaniwolf's incorrect valorant memes)

[honestlyitsjustsam]

miss them dearly

[meirisuu]

wrong order.

[cinnamoncatto]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 (𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲) 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

Characters: Astra, Neon, Jett, Fade, Skye, Viper, Reyna, Sage, Deadlock, Raze, Killjoy

Astra:

I feel like Astra would try any recommendation by other agents and 100% would take shots with them.

She won't let anyone drink alone!

Neon:

Neon would drink something sweet so she won't feel the taste of alcohol that much

Like strawberry cream cocktail or Piña Colada

Jett:

She would drink strawberry soju

If they don't have it then she would drink the same as Neon (with Neon)

Fade:

Fade would drink something strong

She doesn't like cocktails much, it's too sweet for her

She would drink raki or something like that

Skye:

Skye would mainly just take shots

Would buy at least one round for everyone

Viper:

She doesn't go out

She also drinks rarely but if she does she drinks a very fine wine

Reyna:

Reyna would drink a few shots

Licor 43 or tequile

Maybe gin tonic but only if she feels like it

Sage:

Sage doesn't drink

She is the mom to take care of the others if they get drunk

Deadlock:

Would drink vodka straight from the bottle

Raze:

Anything Killjoy recommends

Caipirinha

But would also join Neon and Jett

Killjoy:

Killjoy would order mojito, she would stick to the safest option

But would also take some shots with the others

Or she would join Jett and Neon

[cruxcapn]

hey everyone. more nanobomb and generally kj/raze centric textposts. disappears

[qgunslinger]

commissioned by a friend

[detrimonious]

dramatic reading