#kiwi prattles

[kiwisfics]

Best day ever

[trunks-kiwi]

Me, during casual conversation with fellow neurodivergent friend: you know, I think my tendency to attach myself into fictional characters stems from the deep psychological need I have for someone to stay without getting tired of me and abandoning me. A fictional character can only ever be a character on a screen, or on my head, making them essentially incapable of leaving me behind as everyone else in my life chooses to do.

Also me, during the same conversation: But if I could chew on Dick Grayson's arms it would fix me I think.

[nightwings-kiwi]

"I wanna spend my life doing nothing... so about that money."

Wow okay I'm in love.

[toomanyselfships]

😳&🤚 for the photo scavenger hunt :))

~ @carrotscorner

Eeeee! Thank you!!! You chose the best questions to make me stare at my folders forever too....

🤚 Post a screenshot of your f/o’s hand(s)!

JUST ONE??? I have an entire folder of hand pics bc I LOOOOVE hands.... Gotta be a Gotham Knights one bc hooo boy.... 90 percent of me playing that game is taking hand screenshots...

😳 Post a screenshot of your f/o that flusters you.

This one is ALSO unfair bc ALL pics of my hubby make me flustered..... he's just so pretty..... but. uh... this one does things to my heart every time.

[kiwisfics]

Have a full peek at what I wrote in bed last night! I don't really have anyone to tag, but I love being tagged so thank you!! 💙💙💙

Let's play a game

I was nominated by @bi-bard (thank you, it;s always nice to be tagged by fellow writer whose works I appreciate highly :)

Rules: In a new post, show the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

Well, if we talk about las fanfic, it was a looooong line......

But Y/N was not completely heartless. She still stayed in touch with the boys and promised them, that whenever they needed her she would always come. Even if the wound of parting ways with Jay was still fresh.

I don't really have that much people to tag, but anyway @zoeysdamn @pinksirensong @miraculous-panic @lightwing-s @xxgoblin-dumplingxx @kiwisfics

[dangraccoon]

Reminders

Tech x Reader

@clonexreaderbingo

Square filled: sickness

Word count: 363

Warnings: very mild sickness (as one might imagine) but it is not life threatening

“Tech,” you chided. “You really need to get back to bed.”

“Don’t be ridiculous, cyare. I am perfectly fine,” Tech said, rolling his eyes. “In fact, the idea of you holding me prisoner here is absolutely ludicrous.”

“Oh ‘ludicrous’ is it? And what is it you’re planning on doing once you escape?”

“I need to perform a few repairs to the Marauder’s cooling system,” he prattled as he started to walk around the living room of your house. “Not to mention the screen of the navigational computer is acting up again.”

You leaned against the doorway to your bedroom, watching your partner walking in circles as he searched.

“What are you looking for, love?”

Tech scowled at you. “My goggles,” he sighed. “It’s somewhat difficult to find them when I can barely see.”

“Darling?” your tone was gentle, but full of amusement.

“Yes, cyare?”

“Are these the goggles you’re looking for?” You asked, holding up his signature yellow lenses by the strap. “These ones, that you asked me to hold on to so that you wouldn’t lose them?”

Tech closed the distance, taking the item in his hands. “Yes, these are what I was looking for, however I do not recall asking you to hold them.”

“Okay,” you smiled. “And those repairs?”

“Yes, I must be on my way to the port. Maker only knows what shortcuts Hunter and Echo are teaching Omega.”

“Tech,” you said, grabbing his arm to stop his forward motion. “Echo’s on a mission with Rex, and Wrecker took Omega on that fishing trip?”

Tech blinked at you. “Then Hunter-”

“-is enjoying some well-earned relaxation time with his riduur. They took the ship to that island Omega and Lyana found, remember?”

Tech’s face displayed a wide array of emotion, bouncing between confusion, searching his memory, followed by confusion, frustration, and more confusion.

“And I-”

“-have a temperature of 101 and need to go back to bed so the medicine can do it’s work.”

Tech was quiet for a long moment, grumbling to himself. “We have already had this conversation today, haven’t we?”

“Yes, dear,” you grinned. “Four times.”

“Cyare?”

“Yes, Tech?”

“I hate getting sick.”

“I know, darling.”

Thanks for reading! - Dang

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[xxtrixster]

I have watched pride and prejudice much but I have an appreciation for Jane Austen dialogue, where in all modern settings seem to take short hand obviously the way to make a main character is make her smart,l and everyone else around her a prattling kiwi, but I'm the original dialogue each character has their own inner life, short comings, etc.

In that I larger annoyed that Charlotte keeps getting portrayed as a victim, when she clearly chose Mr. Collins as a practical if silly choice of a partner. Class politics aside that she could marry a tradesman and be comfortable, she chose a suitable person for any children to have a decent footing for education and future marriages.

Which makes me think of House of the Dragon and Bridgetton, probably could afford to flesh their characters a little more and give the actual towns and people that support them more than background horrors.

[kiwisfics]

Hey! Sorry for vanishing! I've been finishing and catching up on some shows! Vash the Stampede has a chokehold on me right now, so expect some wips popping up for him.

For an update, the current characters you can expect me to go feral for (and request for):

Conner Kent (preferably punk or 52)

Dick Grayson (any version)

Jason Todd (any version)

Rei Suwa

Vash the Stampede ('98 or Stampede)

The King fic is getting posted tonight. He just got overshadowed by the other boys. (Sorry babe...)

I'm debating adding a rule page for requests again and just changing the characters out as I'm inspired for them! I think as long as the characters are ones I'm hyperfixated on, I wouldn't mind requests.

The headcanon requests are coming too! Again, just got distracted by anime.

[trunks-kiwi]

Hate that I watched a video about Welcome Home and one of my thoughts was "hm... he has tumblr sexyman vibes" and NOW THE X READER TAG-

[nightwings-kiwi]

The actually funniest thing that Character.ai has ever done to me is the ongoing thread where I wanted to talk to a Hal Jordan bot bc he's so 🤤 and somehow it decided to throw in Nightwing. Like. For some reason? Like. What. I literally can't get away from him. He's following me.

[toomanyselfships]

Ive got like..... At least four more people from ffvii to add to my list....

Rude romantically

Barret familial

Arieth and Tifa platonic.....

[trunks-kiwi]

Im having an anyerism

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

[kiwisfics]

WIPs List

Currently includes: Conner Kent, Devour, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Simon Amal, Terry McGinnis, Tristian Grey

Current Count: 50

Accidents - Jason Todd

Hurt/Comfort - Training comes with risks, especially when Jason is nearly three times reader’s size and angry. 

Accismus - Jason Todd

Fluff - Pre-relationship, both reader and Jason act disinterested in a relationship, but everyone knows they’re pining for each other.

Apricate - Tom Bronson

Fluff - Apricate: To bask in the sun. Aka: Tom’s feline habits are fairly obvious once you’re aware that he’s a werecat

Argument - Jason Todd

Hurt/Comfort - An argument between two people who learned to lash out in lieu of showing any weakness can be messy. 

Aubade - Jason Todd

Fluff - Jason wakes up to reader singing to a puppy that he doesn’t remember adopting. Gotham Knights verse.

Baby Bats - Tristian Grey

Fluff - A late night visit with some extra guests.

Bad Days - King Chimera

Hurt/Comfort - Bad days just happen sometimes, and reader can’t hide this one from him.

Black and Red - Jason Todd 

Fluff - Reader might have forgotten who those colors could represent when she bought that outfit.

Cafuné - Jason Todd

Hurt/Comfort - Jason’s hair is soft, save for the rough patch that hangs over his forehead.

Control - Jason Todd

Hurt/Comfort - Jason’s careful to never step over the invisible line that he’s drawn for himself, but the first time he trains with reader, he barks out an order, to which she immediately freezes up and takes a hit. Between letting him think that he messed up and admitting that she doesn’t mind him being a little domineering, she bites the bullet.

Cooking Disasters - Jason Todd

Fluff - Teaching reader to cook isn’t as cute as he thought it would be.

Crush - Devour

Fluff - Annoying Jason and making a move on your crush, multi-tasking at it's finest.

Embasan - Dick Grayson

Hurt/Comfort - After a mission goes off the rails and reader ends up drugged, Dick drops her into the bathtub fully clothed to wash the smell of the club out of her skin and hair.

Fake Dating - Dick Grayson

Fluff, Hurt/Comfort - Reader’s friends keep setting her up on blind dates, so she convinces Dick to play the part of her boyfriend to avoid any more awkward dates with men who end up having a 50/50 chance of being thugs.

Fangs - Vampire Jason Todd

Fluff, general vampire stuff - Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Aka, if Jason won’t bite reader when she asks, she’ll tempt him by accidentally cutting her finger on his fang.

First Kiss - Dick Grayson

Hurt/Comfort - Emotions run high after Nightwing rescues reader post-kidnapping.

Flinch - Jason Todd

Hurt/Comfort - Jason is convinced that reader’s scared of him after she flinches during an argument. Oddly enough, Bruce is the one that ends up telling him how ridiculous that is.

Fluff - Dick Grayson

Fluff - It’s literally just fluff. No other substance to it.

Goodnight Kiss - Dick Grayson

Fluff - Reader calls while Dick’s on patrol with a very domestic complaint.

Heights - Jason Todd 

Fluff - Jason pulls reader into his lap while he���s sat on the edge of a building, leading to her clinging to him for dear life.

Help - Dick Grayson

Hurt/Comfort - Following a failed mission, reader hides away in her room. When Nightwing comes to the door, she assumes she’s in for a lecture. Young Justice verse.

Impatience - Jason Todd

Fluff - He’s only got one more chapter, but reader has no more patience.

Ivy - Jason Todd

Fluff, Hurt/Comfort - Jason gets hit by Poison Ivy’s pheramones, leading to him being far more affectionate than normal while reader patches him up.

Jealousy - Dick Grayson

Hurt/Comfort - Reader disrupts a case when jealousy gets the best of her.

Laconic - Jason Todd

Fluff - “I love you” but spoken with other words.

League - Dick Grayson

Hurt/Comfort - Dick Grayson is probably the prettiest person reader has ever seen. Making a move on him is a leap of faith, but Dick has proven good at catching people that are falling.

Leather - Jason Todd 

Fluff - Jason swoops in to save reader from a mugger without his gear. It’s the first time she’s seen him in civies, so she stares more than she should.

Lesson - Dick Grayson

Fluff - Admiring Dick turns into a hands-on lesson.

Lockscreen - Jason Todd

Fluff - Jason catches a glimpse of reader’s lockscreen.

Marmoris - Jason Todd

Fluff - Jason thinks reader’s scared when a shark pops up only a few feet away, but ends up being reminded that he’s not the only visually intimidating creature she finds cute

Medic - Terry McGinnis 

Fluff, Hurt/Comfort - Reader sees something fall from the air and goes to investigate, resulting in her finding Batman injured and unconcious and proceding to drag him back to her apartment to clean him up. 

Monachopsis - Dick Grayson 

Hurt/Comfort - After joining Young Justice, reader can’t help but feel like she doesn’t fit in. Young Justice verse.

Mozzafiato - Dick Grayson

Fluff - Reader is terrified of heights, but she’s plastered to Dick’s side, feeling every breath he takes, and knows he’d never drop her, Gotham is a breathtaking view from the top of Wayne Tech.

Mudita - Dick Grayson

Fluff - A date to the local animal shelter is only topped by that date ending with a new pet.

Oddity - Jason Todd

Action, Hurt/Comfort - He’s a sight to be sure, bandages wrapped around his face hiding the burn scar that reader knows is there, and a baby pressed to his chest as he aims a gun between her eyes. Reader is a relatively new member of the Batfam, and despite never meeting him before this moment, she’s determined to bring him at the bright-eyed baby home. Death in the Family verse: Hush!Jason. 

Oodal - Jason Todd

Fluff - Bruce thinks there’s something wrong between reader and Jason; reader and Jason are oblivious. 

Qualities - Conner Kent

Fluff - In which Kryptonians have fangs. Basically, a testament to me loving any alien character having fangs. 

Rescue - Jason Todd

Hurt/Comfort - Reader runs into Red Hood while being tailed by men with obviously ill intentions. Gotham Knights verse.

Safe - Dick Grayson

Fluff - There’s something comforting about sleeping in his bed, whether he’s there or not.

Seatherny - Dick Grayson

Fluff - Waking up in Dick’s arms for once.

Shield - Jason Todd

Action, Hurt/Comfort - On a scale of misfortune, this would probably rank near the highest. Gotham’s most murderous vigilante is pointing a gun at reader’s skull while she’s used as a human shield. Death in the Family verse: Red Robin!Jason.

Sleeping Beauty - Jason Todd

Fluff - After Jason drags reader out of bed early in the morning to take her to a book-signing event, she falls asleep on his shoulder on the trainride home.

Smaragdine - Jason Todd

Fluff - Jason’s eyes glow sometimes because of the Lazarus Pit, but only ever for reader. 

Staying Quiet - Dick Grayson

Hurt/Comfort - Classic hiding from enemies in a closet setting, but it’s more daunting in practice than romantic.

Succiduous - Dick Grayson

Hurt/Comfort - A leap of faith.

Tail - Jason Todd 

Hurt/Comfort - Following a suspect to help in one of Jason’s missions turns sour when the man notices that reader has been watching him.

Trust - Jason Todd

Hurt/Comfort - Reader falls asleep against Jason’s arm and he proceeds to overthink the danger he poses to her.

Ummi - Dick Grayson

Fluff - Damian is a common visitor to Dick and reader’s apartment. Sometimes, words just happen to slip out.

Walk in the Rain - Simon Amal

Fluff - Sometimes dancing in the rain is a bit much.

Voracity - Jason Todd 

Fluff - Reader wants his attention and she wants it all. 

[trunks-kiwi]

I stand by "putting pen to paper is inherently rebellious" is one of the most metal things I've ever said. Topped only by "cringe culture is dead, I killed it, and now I wear it's carcass as a trophy"

[nightwings-kiwi]

I'm just saying, if we don't get to see Vash's scars in Trigun Stampede, I won't forgive them.

[toomanyselfships]

Yusei to Kiwi: I have a lot of questions, but the first one has to be where you got flamethrower.