#kit 🐈

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shuffle your On Repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people

thanks @jisungshotfirst 😘 i know im always late at these tag games but i appreciate you tagging me a whole lot! ❤️

Sleep token - The night does not belong to god

Jackson Wang - Dead

Palaye Royale - Worlds End

Lord Huron - The night we met

Birdy - Raincatchers

Dayseeker - Midnight Eternal

Chase Atlantic - Moonlight

Palaye Royale - umakeme notwannadie

Oscar and the Wolf - Dancing Machine

Austin Blue - Painter

I guess it's clear what my vibes are in music 😂

Feel free to consider yourself tagged if you see this and want to do this ❤️

[superm4ks]

‘Max Verstappen: Whatever It Takes.’ (2020). Translated subs by maxstappen on twt.

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@jisungshotfirst

I can't believe that there's people in the world that listened to Oneus' Luna and then moved on with their lives, because I don't think I ever will

[wittness]

jack i'm goging to kill you and then kill you again -🐈

alas, you already got beat to it <//3.

[bisexualfagdyke]

bi4bi genderfuck book by Casey McQuiston (author of rwrb) SAVE ME!!!!! SAVE ME!!!...

[denkies]

🐈 clan-confessions  Follow

i'll never say this publicly but honestly i think tigerstar had some valid ideas about having one big clan. obviously he was super wrong with all the violence and force, but one big clan could solve a lot of issues. No more border patrol fighting, more food for everyone during leaf-bare season, no drama involving cross-clan mates, etc etc. a lot of deaths could be avoided if we all took care of one another instead of fighting all the time

🌠 fishluvr76  Follow

ok are we all going to ignore that anon is siding with a literal DICTATOR??? :/

🌸 sweet-tooth  Follow

That's not what they meant and you KNOW it. They brought up some valid points about preserving lives, and denounced Tigerstar's actions as much too violent. Starclan above, no cat can have an opinion these days...

🌒 singlequeen7  Follow

Honestly I don't know how I feel about this... each Clan is beautifully unique and has their own traditions, which would fade away if Clans were desolved altogether. But OP makes a valid point about less violence and food scarcity. I hate the idea of sending my kits off to become Warriors, only for them to die during a stupid argument about Sunningrocks. A pile of rocks is NEVER worth a cat's life, whether they are in your Clan or not. And we have lost lives like that before.

🍄 medicinepawz  Follow

I agree! Traditions are important, but every medicine cat knows that working together saves lives. Sharing herbs can stop the spread of greencough, and sharing prey stops kits from crying from hunger. We really need a better system, because I can't cry myself to sleep another night, blaming myself for not having enough cobwebs to stop a kit from bleeding out in front of me.

🐅 lonelywarrior5346-deactivated

leave it to a woman and a medicine cat to emotionally manipulate proud warriors into giving up our PURECLAN bloodlines and Clan patriotism lolol

🍄 medicinepawz   Follow

HELLO?????

🐛 bug-enjoyer  Follow

> complains about "emotional manipulation" (it wasn't?)

> proceeds to be misogynystic AND racist in the same sentence???

> we get it babygirl, you want to fuck Tigerstar. weird ass mf.

🐈‍⬛ moondrops  Follow

"Lonelywarrior5346" is Flintstep from Riverclan btw

🌸 sweet-tooth  Follow

LMFAOOOOWAGWHQAKDHOA

🫐 berrycloud  Follow

GET HIS ASS

🌌 dorkstar  Follow

nah bc which one of you killed this dude yesterday lmfao 😭💀

🌸 sweet-tooth  follow

NO ARE YOU FR

🐛 bug-enjoyer  Follow

@ dorkstar say sike right now 😭😭

🌌 dorkstar  Follow

border patrol found him dead in a ravine 😭 yall play too much

🫐 berrycloud  Follow

when i said get his ass i did not mean like this

[hacvek]

🌑 nightmeows 🔁 dogfandomfandom Follow

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Welcome to the Official Clan Showdown, an official tournament to decide the best clan of all! I'll be letting this run for a quarter-moon so hopefully cats from all corners of the forest can vote!

So let's settle this once and for all, through democracy rather than violence

which clan is the best?

ThunderClan ❚❚ 6.3%

WindClan ❚❚❚❚ 11.2%

RiverClan ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ 33.6%

ShadowClan ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ 20.3%

I'm a kittypet that just wants to press a button ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ 28.6%

3384 votes · Poll ends in 1 day 890 birdsongs

🦇🔁 lichenlikehim Follow

windclan bros....

🍄🔁 shrewd-and-wondervole

Something's not adding up. Even discounting the kittypet option, there are way more voters than there are Clan cats.

⚡🔁 thunderclan-official Follow

there are numbers above 5?

🦁🔁 the-lionesse Follow

y'all i figured out why the vote counts are so high. sparrowsong from riverclan just went out and gave birth to fifty kits and signed them all up for clanblr accounts jkldfjslkfd

🪱🔁 wormdefender Follow

op is having a breakdown about thunderclan not winning btw

🐺🔁 dogfandom Follow

OP: here's a silly poll!

cats: get a little silly with it

OP: YOU HAVE COMMITTED VIOLENCE AGAINST ME AND MY MOTHER

#oh so this is what's going on #but where is the breakdown post #edit: i found it 2,349 notes ➡️🗨️🔁❤️

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🐸 dreamsofgreenleaf

here's how thunderclan can still win

#is this anything #mine 1 note ➡️🗨️🔁❤️

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🍄 shrewd-and-wondervole 🔁 the-lionesse Follow

Anonymous mewed: wait how did sparrowspong give birth to fifty kits at once

🦁 the-lionesse Follow

she slept with multiple toms. hope that helps.

#interesting #i didn't know that was possible! #bio tag 230 notes ➡️🗨️🔁🤍

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🪳 starclansfavoriteplaything 🔁 dirteater

Anonymous mewed: i found someone's mirrorleaf still logged into their clanblr at the gathering and voted for shadowclan. i'm not even a clan cat i just got lost while playing outside

🙀 clan-confessions

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🪶🔁 pheasantcatcher Follow

anon is braver than any thunderclan warrior

🌿🔁 herbmother Follow

This is what StarClan wants for us. To do the right thing even when we won't get credit for it.

🪳🔁 starclansfavoriteplaything

RARE KITTYPET W

#YOU ARE THE REASON WE CANT HAVE PEACE #lmto [Editor's note: 'laughing my tail off'] 3,401 notes ➡️🗨️🔁❤️

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🕸️ foxtails 🔁 greencoughtiger Follow

🐭 mouse ✔️✔️

the winner is not shadowclan or riverclan or anyone else. the winner is voter fraud

#prev wtf you can't join clanblr until you're at least twelve moons of age 3,925 notes ➡️🗨️🔁🤍

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🪳 starclansfavoriteplaything 🔁 dirteater

🐈 freshkillz Follow

feeling lonely need me a she-cat with a mottled pelt and thick tail rn

🦋🔁 moon--moth Follow

not now the entirety of thunderclan was just murdered

#READ THE CAMP 129 notes ➡️🗨️🔁🤍

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🐸 dreamsofgreenleaf 🔁 mewsogyny Follow

purrzerk-deactivated-80-01m-04d mewed: You can't get pregnant with multiple litters at once. Talk to your medicine cat before spouting misinformation on clanblr

🦁 the-lionesse Follow

i'm literally a medicine cat apprentice but go off

🐷🔁 tomsplaining-archive Follow

Example #163

#get his tail 778 notes ➡️🗨️🔁🤍

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◼️ dirteater 🔁 cats-posting-their-ls Follow

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To everycat that reblogged and voted in my poll in good faith, I thank you.

Clearly something fishy is afoot, whether that's from kits birthed for the purpose of this poll, or popular blogs like @​mouse and @swanstar-official badgering their kittypet followers to vote for their Clan. And clearly the subversion does not come from all sides in this debate. I have half a mind to declare ThunderClan the winner, just out of spite.

If RiverClan or ShadowClan 'wins' by cheating, fraud, intimidation, and manipulation, does that 'prove' that it is the best? Hardly. It only proves that such Clans are willing to gain any advantage by any means—including dishonorable ones. Can you trust that such cats won't resort to dirty tactics in snout-to-snout interactions? At the Gathering? In war? Cats like you are the reason we will never have peace.

I won't lie, I'm a bit distraught right now. But I probably should not have expected anything else from this StarClan-forsaken webbedsight. I will never be doing anything like this for you mangy cats ever again. Goodbye.

#this kitty really thought he was going to win the nuzzle peace prize with this poll #my brother in starclan this is not a forest of honor 2,064 notes ➡️🗨️🔁❤️

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🌑 nightmeows 🔁 malecalico

🤵 actualtwoleg

i didn't even knowed that there wass so many cats in this beuatifal world. woag

🌞🔁 malecalico

only valid ally

#can someone explain what is going on 64 notes ➡️🗨️🔁❤️

[st4rsinthenight]

★wait what. wait wha-

★...aaaaaAWAAAAWAAAAAAAHHHHHWWAHAHATAYGGEY-★

★*chestheavingwithexcitmenrnskdndbsbshakeslimbsaroundhappily*★

★oh- ohmystars★

★errmmmmm- woahhah-★

★im im not sure how to feel- it's definitely positive though. I'm still happy stimming ohmystars★

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how I feel reblogging this like, 7 hours late:

🎵🎶HAAPPY BIIRTHDAY TO YOUUU!! HAAPPY BIIIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU!!! HAAPPY BIRTHDAY,, DEAR STEEEREEEENNNN!!!! HAAPPY BIIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUU!!!🎶🎵 YAAAAYYYYYAYYAYAYAYSGSISGSIFSWKVEPWGEOEVEOVDOEVEORVKRVRKWVOSG🔥🔥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️ /POSPOSPOS

@starsinthenigth HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!! 🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉 ヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノhave your cowboy silly riding on a cosmo kitty out in space for their intergalactical adventures!!!

i haven't known you for long,, but in the month i've had you as a moot,,, i've come to know you as an awesome and interesting person!! you're absolutely delightful to be around and i always find myself enjoying interactions with you (≧▽≦) (≧▽≦) !! being both astronomically cool and incredibly creative,, you always have the best ideas around!!!

i hope you have the YUMMIEST of cakes and the COMFORTABLEST of blankets and many, many more awesome birthdays to come!!! HAPPY 🐝-DAY ASTRO ヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノ!!!

[farahgzza]

I am sorry Sophie I am sorry bisso I can't protect you from death !!🦜🐈

I told you i would love you forever.. but forever wasn’t long enough for us.. i miss u both of you

Have you ever told me about your pets? I would be a great listener, because I have suffered the bitterness of losing them, I have seen their bodies when they became lifeless bodies.

Please tell me how you treat your cat? How do you feed her with your love? How do you play with her? How do you pamper her? Will you be better than me at doing this with Sophie and bisso?

I raised them together for more than five years, they were like my children, I was afraid for them from everything, oh my God, I can't believe how I lost them, when the occupation army raided us and forced us to leave our home, I ran quickly to take them, so I took them with me and we fled the place and went to the sea, the weather was very, very cold and suddenly, without warning, the gunboats started to bombard us with fire and I screamed at my brothers and we fled the place quickly, I went, quickly to the tent where I put my cat and my bird, to see that the shrapnel had filled their bodies.

I sat trying to get the iron out of them even though they were dead but I had only some hope that they were alive. The bombing intensified and we had to rush out of the place, but I didn’t even bury their bodies. Every time I see their pictures I cry a lot.

I sit with myself just remembering all the moments that these two little ones suffered with me, my beloved cat and bird, oh my God I miss you, I remember when we were displaced in Rafah, my mother, my brothers and I, we didn’t have money to buy food for ourselves at all, and the bird hadn’t eaten for two days, so I went in the streets of Rafah in all the places looking for any man who sells bird food, and after I found a man selling their food at a very high price I was very happy about that but suddenly I remembered that I didn’t have money and I returned to my mother and with difficulty I got money and returned to the man and bought food and fed him, I could bear the suffering but I couldn’t bear to see them suffer because they had nothing to do with this damned war .

Now I look at my family and draw their pictures well in my imagination and try to get enough of them, because at any moment I might lose them because of this war, at any moment I might lose them just like I lost Sophie and bisso .

At any moment, the same suffering may happen to me again and I may lose someone dear to my heart. I cannot guarantee that the one I love will be around me.

For this reason, I will not forgive anyone who can donate a small amount to help me and my family get out and does not do so !!!

For this I will not forgive, and for all the moments I felt the bitterness of loss, I will not forgive anyone who could donate or share and did not do so.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters , my number verified on the list is ( #283 )✅️

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[motherlove]

✚𓈒  Kitten Names .ᐟ

Kitty ／ Kittie ／ Kit， Felin ／ Feli， Mewmi ／ Mew， Gatito ／ Gatita ／ Gato， Kitri， Kätzchen， Micino ／ Mici， Chaton ／ Chat， Kissa， Katti， Minou， Minette， ChaCha ／ ChiChi， Purrsie， Cat ／ Kat， Kittlin， Maine， Munchkin， Kiki， Chartreux， Korat， Catrine， Meowser， Purmwyn， Burmilla， Chausie， Hima， Mewbell， Pwounce， Fuwa， Meekine ／Meeko， Mischieffe．

✚𓈒  Kitten Pronouns .ᐟ

Ki Kit Kitten ／ Kitty， Cat Cats， Paw Paws， Hi Hiss， Mew Mews， Meow Meows， Fae Fang， Purr Purrs， Feli Feline， Flu Fluffy， Fwu Fwuffy， Play Plays， Curi Curious， Soft Softs， Me Meek， Cle Clever， Sneak Sneaky，Nim Nimble，Claw Claws， Mis Mischief， Bell Bells， Col Collar， Pou Pounce， 🐱🐱， 🐈🐈， 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛， 🧺🧺， 🧸🧸， 🧶🧶．

Requested by : Anon．

[pupsmailbox]

CAT ︰FELINE ID PACK

NAMES ⌇　aina. aislin. alonzo. amaris. amaru. ash. asher. aster. aylin. bast. bastet. bengal. burmilla. butterscotch. calico. cassandra. cat. catherine. catline. catness. catrine. catriona. catsel. chacha. chancey. charm. chartreux. chat. chaton. chausie. cheshire. chichi. clover. dreametta. drowsette. dust. dustbunny. eada. elara. falin. fang. feli. felias. felicity. felin. felina. feline. felis. felius. felix. felyne. fifi. fluffy. fortuna. fortunato. fuwa. gatita. gatito. gato. george. ghost. ginger. gold. hima. hiraya. honey. hypnoticesse. kat. katelyn. katti. kiara. kiki. kissa. kit. kitlita. kitri. kittie. kittlin. kitty. kizzy. koi. koneko. korat. kovu. kätzchen. layla. leo. leon. liora. lolly. lucifer. luckita. lucky. luna. lunar. lunette. mafdet. maine. maneki. mao. marble. marie. meekine.meeko. meowesse. meowette. meowlina. meowser. meowy. mew. mewbell. mewmi. mewy. mici. micino. mimi. minette. minou. mischieffe. mist. mizuki. molly. mona. moonie. morphius. munchkin. nala. narcyz. narkissa. nebula. neko. nemuri. neoma. neomi. nova. nuka. nyamu. oliver. otto. palu. patches. pawline. platinum. plato. purmwyn. purriette. purrsie. pwounce. ragdoll. ravae. saffron. selenia. silver. simba. sleepesse. smoke. smokey. star. stone. stripes. suerte. sunny. tabby. thomas. tiger. tigger. tigris. tom. ton. tyche. tychon. valor. victor. victoria. vitami. whiskers. yue. yume. zira.

PRONOUNS ⌇　(=^･ω･^=)/(=^･ω･^=). /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\//ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\. :3/:3. >:3/>:3. ^^/^^. ^^/^^. ^w^/^w^. bean/bean. bell/bell. bite/bite. calic/calico. calico/calico. carnivore/carnivore. cat/cat. cat/like. caterwaul/caterwaul. catnip/catnip. chance/chance. charm/charm. chase/chase. chatter/chatter. che/cher. chirp/chirp. chuff/chuff. claw/claw. cle/clever. coin/coin. col/collar. collar/collar. curi/curiou. cute/cute. dark/dark. dream/dream. drow/drowsy. dust/bunny. dust/dust. dust/kitty. dustbunny/dustbunny. dustkitty/dustkitty. fae/fang. fang/fang. fang/fang.carni/carnivore. fate/fate. feli/feli. feli/feline. felicitous/felicitou. feline/feline. flu/fluffy. fluff/fluff. for/tune. fuzz/fuzz. fwu/fwuffy. ginger/ginger. grey/grey. hi/his. hiss/hisse. hunt/hunt. hunter/hunter. hx/hxm. hy/hym. hy/hymn. it/it. ix/ix. jungle/jungle. kit/kit. kit/kitten. kit/kitty. kitty/kitty. luck/luck. me/meek. meow/meow. meows/meow. mew/mew. mimimi/mimimi. mis/mischief. molly/molly. moon/moon. mrow/mrow. mrreow/mrreow. mrrp/mrrp. nap/nap. neko/neko. nim/nimble. nya/nay. nya/nya. paw/paw. pet/pet. play/play. pou/pounce. prr/prr. purr/purr. queen/queen. quiet/quiet. roar/roar. shx/hxr. shy/hyr. slee/sleep. sneak/sneaky. snooze/snooze. soft/soft. star/star. stripe/stripe. tabby/tabby. thxy/thxm. thy/thym. tiger/tiger. tired/tired. tom/tom. trill/trill. void/void. whis/whisker. yawn/yawn. yowl/yowl. zhe/zher. zi/zi. zz/zz. 🍣. 🐀. 🐁. 🐅. 🐆. 🐈. 🐈‍⬛. 🐭. 🐱. 🐾. 💤. 😺. 🥛. 🥩. 🦁. 🦴. 🧶. 🧸. 🧺.

[cattywampus-woods]

Kit!! 🐈🧶🎨

Not actually a fan of this one, but I figured I'd post it anyway XD might redo it one day

[superm4ks]

Completed [max/daniel] published on 2022-01-08

Alternate universe - non famous, alternate universe - mechanics, Jammy and Sassy, cat dad max, neighbors, Monte Carlo [derogatory], resolved sexual tension, slow burn, internalized biphobia, eventual smut, balconies

mon voisin

Chapter 1

“Are your neighbors always so noisy?” Isabelle asks him. Daniel shrugs.

“Upstairs?” She nods. “No, I don’t think so. They must’ve moved in this week or something.”

He settles back against the couch and puts his legs on her lap. She immediately pushes them off, and Daniel figures she’s too warm. He fetches the remote and turns on Sky Sports.

Last time Isabelle came over, she made him watch a documentary about a man who quite literally wanted to fuck an octopus, and then got upset with him because he pointed out the man wanted to fuck the octopus. Like, he’s not judging. People are weird. Love is weird.

“Daniel.”

“Yeah, sweetheart.”

“The noise doesn’t bother you?”

“What noise?”

She doesn’t reply and Daniel looks her to find her staring back at him, a slight twitch to her left eye. “Yeah, I can’t do this.” She gets up. “We are done.” She announces. Daniel blinks.

“We’re done? Wait, what? Why? Izzy?”

Isabelle looks at him like he’s insane, which is not an unfamiliar sight. Maybe he should’ve seen this coming. “Why? Do you even like me?”

“Of course I like you.”

Isabelle groans and throws her hands up. “Oh my God, of course. Au revoir, Daniel.”

“I’ll … call you?” Daniel offers.

“Non, merci!"

Daniel watches her leave, and it’s not until the door slams closed behind her that he realizes he didn’t even move from where he was slumped over the couch pillows. That was rude of him. That probably didn’t help things.

Right. Well.

He looks up at the ceiling. After a second, Daniel hears it. The sound of footsteps stumping around, something crashing to the floor, loud meowing.

Then, a muffled, heavily accented, “Fuck off! No, fuck off! What are you doing?” followed by a barrage of words in a language Daniel doesn’t recognize. Maybe German.

More meowing. More stumping.

Daniels snorts despite himself. He doesn’t remember seeing a moving truck, or anyone new loitering around the stairs. But then again, he hasn’t been home a lot lately. The Garage always gets swamped in May. Gran Prix and all. Lots of tourists from all across Europe doing long drives for the first time.

Isabelle was a nice girl. Those were a nice three weeks. It’s the longest relationship he’s had this year.

“Christ.” Daniel murmurs.

He steps outside into the balcony and breathes in the late afternoon breeze. The sun is setting on the Mediterranean Sea, and the sky has mellowed into a soft pink and orange. Another beautiful day in the French Riviera.

Another beautiful day of being a fucking nobody.

A loud meow startles Daniel out of his (normal and healthy) thoughts. He tilts his head back and catches sight of an exotic-looking cat perched on the windowsill right above him. The cat is peering down at him like it’s wondering what Daniel’s problem is. “Hello.” Daniel says. The cat meows, and Daniel grins. “Enchanté.”

He’s not a cat person, at all, but this one is very pretty. The cat tilts its head, stretches its neck a little further out, and Daniel thinks, shit. “No, no, no.” He mumbles, at the same time the same voice from before says, a lot clearer:

“Listen. Listen, I’m not going to get you if you fall.”

The guy—or kid, he must be young with a voice like that, definitely younger than Daniel—has a lisp. Daniel is hit by the strange, irrational urge to yell at him to come closer to the window.

The cat gives Daniel one last look, Daniel waggles his eyebrows, because who gives a shit, and then the cat’s little head vanishes back inside. The window shutters are closed, quite abruptly, but not before Daniel hears a much gentler, “Gek meisje.”

The kid is so fucking loud.

If it’s not the cats (there’s more than one, Daniel has figured out as much), it’s the video games until sunrise, which often result in abrupt avalanches of swearing or equally disconcerting laughter that sounds like someone tap dancing on a chew toy.

Sometimes, when Daniel is really lucky, he gets a combination of both: the cats and the video games and the kid swearing at the cats to get off my fucking TV, you assholes.

Great stuff.

Two weeks into Daniel’s new cat-infused reality, he meets a six-foot bombshell who looks at him from across the bar like she wants to put him in a pretzel. Daniel is gross, still in his work overalls, covered in dirt and oil, but some people are into that, and he figures she’s one of them.

Unfortunately, she’s American, and funny, which means they end up talking a lot, drinking even more, and by the time Daniel feels like taking her home, he also feels like passing out cold for twelve hours. He leaves her to her friends, throws back one last shot, and calls it a night.

Lando gasps like Daniel just became a monk.

“No, c’mon! C’mon, you had it. She’s so hot.” He whines. He puts a hand on Daniel’s forehead, then grabs Kimi’s hand and puts his hand on Daniel’s forehead. “Does he feel warm to you?”

“Ha-ha.” Daniel deadpans. Kimi takes off his hand, gently, and shakes his head.

“Just old.” He declares.

Daniel snorts.

“You literally killed the dinosaurs, mate.” He says. Kimi raises his pint in a mock-toast.

“So, wait, are you still upset about your last girl, then? The biologist?” Lando presses. Lando reminds Daniel of himself when he was younger. He’s a lot nicer than Daniel was at his age, though. Lando showed up to the Garage with nothing but a backpack and a smile, and no one faulted Seb for taking him in.

“No, little Nando.” Daniel sighs. Isabelle was right. He didn’t even like her that much. “I’m honestly just tired, yeah?” He cracks a grin and knocks his knee into Lando’s under the table. “Some of us don’t get to fix one 125cc and then fuck around in the break room for the rest of the day, you bloody bludger.” He teases, and Lando actually blushes.

“Not true.”

“Yes true. I saw it, it was one Vespa, mate.”

“It was a GTS, those are 300cc! The radiator was baked, I had to—”

“You are tired because of the piece of shit neighbor and his demon cats.” Kimi interrupts. Daniel’s laughter at Lando’s indignation slowly dissolves into a chuckle, and he shrugs. He mentioned his new neighbor to his coworkers during a difficult overhaul of a BMW engine, mostly to make them laugh.

“Maybe, maybe. Either way, I’m out of this dump, fuck both of you.” Daniel gets up and the world only spins a respectable amount. He claps Kimi on the back and pinches Lando’s cheek. “I’ll see you next Monday, messieurs.”

“Oi, do you mind if I go talk to her?” Lando asks, rubbing at his cheek with one hand and motioning at the LA girl with the other. He’s so cute. Daniel almost wants to tell him no, just to spare his feelings.

“Not at all, my friend.” Daniel says, and throws up a salute. “Watch out for the brave soldier out there, Iceman.”

Kimi, a married father of two, takes the tiniest sip of his second pint. “No.”

The fifteen minute walk home is enough to sober him up a bit. The night’s warm and pleasant in a way it would never be back in Perth this time of the year, and Daniel gets to have his ego stroked by a group of partygoers who giggle past him and squeal when he throws them kisses.

It’s around 1 a.m. by the time Daniel stumbles inside his apartment, and he feels like every inch of his body is going to spontaneously vaporize. He’s glad he cut things short with the LA girl. That would’ve been a disappointing performance.

God, he really needs a good night’s sleep.

Daniel drinks some water, washes off the oil and dirt as best as he can and face plants directly into his bed. It’s only as he’s rubbing his bare legs up and down the cool mattress that he notices the silence.

Complete and utter, glorious silence. He can’t even hear tiny paws sputtering across the wooden boards.

He almost wants to cry. Daniel hugs his pillow and closes his eyes with a big, manic grin on his face. It doesn’t last. Why would it last.

The first creak of a bed frame rocking on its hinges is sudden, and loud enough to startle him awake. Daniel’s eyes flash open, his smile vanishes. After a few seconds, there’s more creaking, again and again, joined by the distinct, unmistakable rhythm of skin slapping against skin. He’s having sex. The kid is having sex and his bedroom is right above Daniel’s.

“You have to be joking.” Daniel says, out loud. No one answers. Actually, no one says anything. No moaning, no grunting, nothing. Just that sad, perfunctory rhythm, slapslapslap.

Daniel flails around his nightstand until he finds his phone and his headphones. He’s exhausted, and annoyed, and running out of goodwill. He’s also a little turned on, which he refuses to feel bad about.

Fucking figures, he thinks, that his neighbor would put him through mildly uncomfortable sex after Daniel turned down the easiest lay of his life. Daniel puts on a random chill playlist and lets the soft beats drown out the dry smacking going on upstairs. They can’t be having a good time, those two. Daniel has had sex that sounded like that, and he certainly didn’t enjoy it.

The last thing that crosses his mind before exhaustion finally takes over is that it’s weird for someone who’s so fucking loud all the time to become so damn quiet during sex.

Chapter 2

[wyrm-clangen]

🐈 give me the facts 👁️

🐈 - The kits are named Sparrowkit and Swiftkit. They're little birds! Plum and Fierce are absolutely the kind of parents who theme name their kits and so they ended up with a whole long list of ideas.

[sunshinies]

⋆ฅ Kirara inspired names/pronouns/titles ! 𖦹⋆

art by x! rq by @confeqttis and @cocajimmycola !

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🐈 names: allie , astrid , billie , birdie , bobbie , calico , callie , catrine , chelsea , chloe , cici , clio , coco , cori , cricket , elsie , emmy , felina , imogen , ivy , jaclyn , joy , kat , katie , kayla , kiana , kimber , kimmy , kira , kit , kyra , mimi , nikki , penny , phoebe , piper , pippa , poppy , rosie , scout , sunny , tabbie , tabitha , tortie , zoe

🌱 pronouns: hop/hops/hopself , mew/mews/mewself , purr/purrs/purrself , scratch/scratches/scratchself , dash/dashes/dashself , nya/nyas/nyaself (jp excl) , mrrp/mrrps/mrrpself , cat/nip/catnipself , yarn/yarns/yarnself , play/plays/playself , paw/paws/pawself , soft/softs/softself , kit/kits/kitself , nip/nips/nipself , fluff/fluffs/fluffself

any other variation pronouns of these may be used , of course !

✉️ titles: the speedy nekomata , the cat upon the eaves , the charming courier , she who bounds through the city , the courier of the komaniya express , the fleet-footed feline , the two-tailed mailwoman

prns and gendered terms may be replaced.

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additional tags: @eternoelle @hauntingidol @delusielle @puriette @the-astropaws @ladyth

[galaxlust]

[ ✦ ] KIRARA (GENSHIN IMPACT) NPTS.

NAMES: Mraow, Calico, Kitty, Sphinx, Fluffy, Misty, Daisy, Freckles, Charlie, Caitlyn, Koshkyn, Bamboo, Velvet, Nora, Catherine.

PRONOUNS: Kit/Kitty, Pur/Purr, Del/Deliver, Tai/Tail, Neko/Neko’s, Youk/Youkai, Fluff/Fluffy 📦/📦’s, 🐈/🐈’s, 🌿/🌿’s, 🧺/🧺’s.

TITLES: The purrfect delivery (girl), Komaniya’s gold level youkai, Prn’s quick delivery service, International nekomata (girl), The fastest claws in Inazuma.

[ ✦ ] NO KIN/ME/ID OR F/O TAGS UNLESS REQUESTER!