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freetoppings · 7 months

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Was no one gonna tell me Yakuza slaps or did have to find this out myself

#kiryu is the man of all time #fresh from pounding street goons into the dirt he's ready for disco dancing and claw machines #committed grevious bodily harm with a tangerine

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violentlydefending · 4 months

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majima... elsewhere? [id in alt!]

#APPARENTLY IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY happy birthday eyepatch man #the most character to play dress up with of all time ever. and etc.#contra art #yakuza #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #majima goro #goromi #also featuring daigo and kiryu :]#yakuza fanart #rgg fanart #kazumaji #goro majima #fanart #comic

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purpldawne · 2 years

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that one arashi post about presenting her as overtly feminine in fan media but not in a "trans women are only valid if they conform to traditional femininity" kinda way and more in a "happyele are a bunch of pussies for having a trans woman imply/state she wants to be more feminine in every sense of the word and then never letting her do so beyond socially" kinda way

#i cant remember if i rbd that on my old blog or this one??#but i am Thinking about it again #its smth i always try to be conscious about?? bc as a more man-leaning person i do not present masc 90% of the time #and i rlly dont feel pressured to present a certain way since im kinda all over the place when it comes to gender #and with arashi its like. the opposite?? like she feels pressured to present more masculine bc of her public status #but she WANTS to wear cute dresses and flowy skirts and big puffy blouses with obnoxiously large bows #the long hair is non negotiable i give all my faves a mullet whether they want it or not #i blame axel kingdom hearts for starting that trend #ensemble stars #enstars #arashi narukami #AND SOCIAL TRANSITION IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS ANY OTHER KIND #and for a lot of trans ppl thats enough!#but she is v clear about wanting to fit a more traditional feminine image bc she WANTS to. NOT bc shes EXPECTED to.#ok thats it i always get defensive for literally no reason whenever i draw her #i think its bc hiyori is there too and i feel like i dont make her as fem looking??? i just suck at drawing women idk man #if youre not androgynous/slightly fem looking or literally built like yoshiya kiryu i cannot draw you sorry #iamtryingforchiakiiamTRYING

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owari--hajimari · 1 month

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#i’ve been thinking about this for a bit #personally i’m absolutely biased towards anthropology. sociocultural misanthropologist…#i just think it fits with the broad scope of joshua’s displayed knowledge. like.#the people and culture and history of shibuya and the nature of humans on a broader scale. i think he’s human-fascinated #but excluding that i’m still inclined towards social sciences and humanities or rich bitch shit. fits the vibe #him playing music i know is a popular headcanon. because. yknow. Composer. Music. Noise. makes enough sense #GAME DESIGN. oh my god. that came to me in a flash right now thats so fucking funny.#communications would be so funny too. guy who iconically thinks it’s impossible to truly connect to other people. in communications. man #twewyposting #rambles #joshua #joshua kiryu #yoshiya kiryu #twewy #id be so interested to see someone make a case for something in stem #joshua is definitely stem smart too. considering all the times he translates minamimoto’s jargon #i wanna know the reasoning for envisioning joshua in biochemical engineering

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whimsica · 1 year

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my controversial yakuza headcanon is that kiryu is aroace and specifically very sex averse. like i dont think hes a virgin i think he's had sex and it was an extremely awkward and unpleasant experience for everyone involved.

#i say this mainly bc i see art of him and majima being flirty all the time #and like i get the shipping appeal and rivalryt and tension and whatnot #but kiryu is like the antithesis of flirty.#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #seriously like the phone sex minigames??? ytou think this man willingly has physical sex with people????

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todayisafridaynight · 6 months

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no cuz fr the most unexplainable thing would be how they didn’t reunite sooner like,,, Mine could have been staying away because he wansnt good enough for daigo (in his mind) but still i don’t think he’d stay THAT far away 💀 at most bro is down the street at any given time 😭

reviews are in for Mine Isn't Dead Actually But He Is Emo So

#snap chats #crying at the thoght of mine and daigo reuniting at the grocery #like yk when you go with your mom and she bumps into an old friend and now youre stuck in a five minute cutscene #yeah that. but your Old Friend was your one true love who you thought killed himself #and now you find out he's just working at the bar around the bend 💀💀💀#stop whyd i remind myself of that tiktok where dudes in a coat rack and is like 'dad is this where youve been all this time'#same shit mine's booking it. hes too embarrassed too ashamed #itd be so funny if every 'dead' character did just get kidnapped by the daidoji #thats the funniest shit to come out of gaiden The Daidoji just being an excuse to bring dead bitches back #not that im complaining its 1000% hilarious as hell vjaLKAEKLJ #gonna see kiryu at the daidoji HQ and act like they dont know each ther #a-fucking-pparently since kiryu doesnt even have a memory of mine in y8 💀💀💀#genuinely hilarious how thats so ... like no i dont think ill remember the man who tried to usurp my son who he was in love with #and he destroyed my orphanage before killnig himself right in front of me. and my son. not worth remembering at all #at least the vocational school quizzes remember mine 💀💀

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kamuro-junrenka · 8 months

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I never thought going through the reminiscing spots in yokohama as kiryu would hit me this hard. he thinks so much about death and it makes me so sad to see he's completely given up on life

#i never realized how attached i am to him before reading all of these #i seriously dont know if i could ever recover if he really dies at the end of 8 #like i always loved him but hes not (was not?) my favorite rgg character but these are making me change my mind #and idk i find kiryu in 8 cute? like every time hes on screen im like 🥺🥺 baby boye #and it never happened before #this game is seriously going to destroy me mab #man*#yakuza #y8 #y8 spoilers #rant

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designernishiki · 1 year

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kiryu’s having a great time here in yakuza 5

#he’s going through it #i was trying to take this scene seriously but every time the scene showed kiryu Dead in the corner I could Not #I FEEL BAD FOR HIM I SWEAR #HES HAVING AN AWFUL TIME #but I mean. look at him. if this doesn’t sum up his disposition throughout all of yakuza 5 I don’t know what does #good lord give this man a break #kiryu #rambling #y5 #someone should’ve at least got him to lay on the couch or something like come on #not just because he’s exhausted in every way shape and form but also because he just took a fucking bullet to the torso

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majimassqueaktoy · 1 year

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Literally as soon as RGG introduced Morning Glory Orphanage they just went RIGHT HARUKA IS THE MOTHER FIGURE despite her BEING AROUND THE SAME AGE OR NOT MUCH OLDER THAN THE OTHER KIDS AND STILL BEING YOU KNOW A CHILD. And then as soon as she was legally an adult they went you know what let's have her get laid ONE TIME and IMMEDIATELY GET PREGNANT AND HAVE A BABY BECAUSE WE HAVE TO HAVE ONE OF THE ONLY IF NOT THE ONLY LONG TERM FEMALE CHARACTER CONTINUE TO BE IN A MOTHER ROLE RATHER THAN LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WHEN SHE'S SO YOUNG AND BARELY HAD A CHANCE TO LIVE

Yeah... Yeah they did 😭

#the pregnancy shit from y6 will forever be on my shit list #like it was just messy #I still ascertain Haruka just taking a kid like Kiryu did with her would have been A/ funny as hell #B/ Better than the concept of baby Haruka going through a pregnancy essentially all by herself when she was only 18 like thats such #these cis man have never actually thought about the horrors of pregnancy type thing #like shes a baby and she didnt even get to have her onomichio crew or her shitty little bf with her #i still dont fuck with yuta btw even if he wasnt baby daddy i still wouldnt he annoyed me #WHICH IS FUNNY BC I LIKE THE REST OF THE CREW #like that would be so isolating and hard and lonely if Haruka has a baby i want her to be surrounded by loved ones #anyway didnt happen #Whatever whatever cant change it #And I aint spendin anymore time on it bc every 3 months #a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north queensland #ask

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smol-tired-binch-blog · 1 year

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Kazama please don't give this man his own family he looks like he's gonna cry at the thought of conning civilians

#smol plays yakuza #kiryu kazuma #Like it's been 7 years since 0 at this point but I still don't think Kiryu knows what yakuza do. I truly think all they have him do is go #out on collections and beat up bad/mean men and tell him 'well done Kiryu have a sticker' and he's like :) meanwhile Nishiki knows what #happens to people who fail or betray the family by the time he's 20. Sorry wrong game back to Kiwami #When that guy was like 'don't the Dojima Family kill people who can't pay?' and Kiryu and Shinji are like 'stfu that's a rumour' is it tho?#I'm just saying he clearly happy where he is he doesn't care about climbing the ranks he just wanted to be like his dad and make him proud #Luckily for him his dad is proud of him no matter what he does or fucks up but unfortunately for him he still asks him to do shit and Kiryu #Is physically incapable of saying 'no'. Like he'll complain and say he doesn't want to but if u tell him it's a good thing or will really #Help u out he's like 'welp guess I'm doing that then' r.i.p to Nishiki to following around a man who'll follow around to anyone who asks

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kokoinupi · 1 year

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i watched the 2007 rgg movie tonight just to see what its like and i have a lot to say about it but for now i just doodled my favorite scene bc i could not handle it

#ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #overall my thoughts about it were that it was very funny but mostly in the ways it wasnt supposed to be #the casting was.... mostly bad honestly #kiryu's actor's face made me SO MAD he just pissed me off every time i saw him #he looked like some slick asshole i hated him #he didnt move or emote like kiryu either like that was straight up a different man #majima looked... not good. and sounded worse. BUT. his actor really fucking gave it his all #he was acted very well and conveyed majima perfectly i think. many good majima moments this was but one of them #funniest part by far was the nishiki reveal tho. MY GOD. he looked SO EXCEPTIONALLY BAD.#i was laughing for five solid minutes i had to pause and take a picture #my cheeks fucking hurt laughing at nishiki. dear lord. im very sorry to his actor he just. LOOKED. REALLY BAD. SORRY.#there were also so many random people i spent half the movie going who the FUCK is that??#overall it was like. if you never played the game you wouldnt understand it.#if you DID play the game.... you wouldnt understand it. also you would hate it.#who was this for??? idk. but im glad i watched it.#actually the throat-sitting scene singlehandedly saved the entire movie. my god. holy fuck. holy shit. oh my god.#they should do that in the game. ill combust into flames.#ok thats all <3

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dilfkuza · 11 months

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kiryu Kazuma/Majima Goro, Dojima Daigo/Shinada Tatsuo Characters: Kiryu Kazuma, Majima Goro, Goromi, Dojima Daigo, Shinada Tatsuo Additional Tags: Light-Hearted, Fluff, Flirting, Innuendo, Double Dating, Post-Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza 5 (Video Game), Awkward Dates, KazuMaji Week 2023 Summary:

On a trip to Nagoya, Kiryu has to defend his title as the King of Karaoke. For his honour (making Goromi happy), and his pride (getting out of the world’s worst double date).

Kazumaji week Day 3: Karaoke Kings

#kazumaji #shinadai #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #kazumajiweek2023 #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #daigo dojima #shinada tatsuo #got real silly with this one i think. tried to atleast lmao i am not a silly goofy writer #but i want to be sometimes. like when i bully Daigo or make Kiryu get all flustered; they deserve low stakes sillyness sometimes #anyways i think they'd have the worst double dates of all times bc Shinada has no filter- Maji has no shame- and Kiryu is so autistic #uhhh inspired by me listening to the Machine Gun Kiss remix with all 3 versions overlapping nicely bc man i love that song #also implied that Goromi was singing y0 songs bc i love her and she deserves it <33 #uhhh not posting tomorrow bc im combining 4 and 6 to try and do them all oopsie but i got 5 ready to go #mainly bc i have my job 7 days in a row this week cause im transitioning to a new one and didnt remember to give myself a break oopsie #but its okay bc i have kazumaji week to fill my exhausted brain and also a better paying job to support the artists i adore #okay enough rambling ive got fic to work on bye #cy writes

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bother-blame · 2 years

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ooo soma's theme is good. it sounds unsettling (and a bit like halloween music lol) which really fits his character. love the horror movie violin style screeches that lead into the violin solo, too.

#honestly i love most tracks that use string instruments and/or piano #destiny is one of my all time favorite tracks & infinite handcuffs is another favorite as well #like the pizzicato bass in infinite handcuffs is sexy as hell. i wish the track was longer #that *is* pizzicato bass right? it's been years since i did orchestra #also they keep hurting kaito sdjkfsdhfs man is getting the kiryu treatment constantly getting shot/stabbed etc and somehow walking it off #spoilers #b plays rgg #lost judgment spoilers

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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One moment in Y3 I'll never get over is Daigo, fresh out of coma, instinctively reassuring Mine with such tenderness. Yeah it made him feel more guilty, sure. But at that moment I was like "I get it, Mine. I now get why you're that obsessed". Doesn't make it better that Daigo is pretty pretty with a wonderful voice and gorgeous shoulders

this ask was so real and true and right and it still is but i am cackling a little at 'daigo's gorgeous shoulders'

#snap chats #wide daigo strikes again #on the real tho no wonder mine wanted to kill himself after that #like here he was about to kill daigo because. Hes Insane #and then as soon as daigo wakes up he rolls out of bed- uses the gun mine wsa gonna use on him #saves mine and kiryu and then without question is just '<:0 mine whats going on- are you ok <:0 we're ok now no need to worry :)'#and then he hit him with that loving smile and that gentle voice and. and yeah i wouldve jumped off the roof too #i could never forgive myself for almost killing a man as beautiful as that idc if i thought i was doing the right thing #mine this why we leave this typea shit to the doctors just WAIT DUDE #unless this really was a case where because of all the outside noise daigo woke up #since i know talking to coma patients can help with that and. well. probably was the most noise daigo's gotten in days #aww poor daigo didnt have anyone in his hospital room to keep him company this whole time #either that or mine really did just sit in dead silence looking at him. freak. but ok valid #its too early for daigo-loving hours <-this is a lie and if i ever say this again assume im an imposter

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kamuro-junrenka · 8 months

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I finished replaying y4 last night and man. I think i saw the game through rose tinted glasses the first time bc wtf was that

#its like they thought they did something but it was bad plot twist after bad plot twist #and the plot twists that werent so bad like arai being a cop are shadowed by the shitty ones #and also why the hell did daigo show up at the millenium tower? he had absolutely no reason to be there #and kiryu also had no reason at all to get involved #his part felt more like an excuse to give closure to the parts of the other protagonists imo #man that game is messy as all hell #something that will always bother me is that if a main character geta shot 37 times thwyll survive but if an npc gets shot once they die #this is about yasuko #yakuza #rant #y4

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designernishiki · 1 year

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I never finished the telephone club stuff in 0 until today (currently replaying 0, trying to 100% the game) and like. actually. what the fuck was up with the bad-end telephone club dates. like. not even exaggerating, completely unironically, it is fully implied that kiryu got fucking raped. multiple times. as a joke. that’s absolutely fucking wild

#it’s so fucking jarring #I mean kiryu is sexually assaulted all the damn time (mostly by women #because he’s a man so it’s okay :) ) but this is like. full-on implied rape.#unclear what kind in particular but that’s really unimportant #it literally gets to the point where after one of them- a woman old enough to be his mom (mind you he is hardly even legal and definitely #not at the maturity of most 20 year olds in this area) forcibly takes him to a hotel and the next thing we see is him outside that hotel #with his health bar completely depleted keeled over like he’s exhausted and in physical pain/discomfort #muttering to himself ‘that didn’t happen. that didn’t happen.’#like #this was?? played off like any other end-of-substory comedic moment #bitch that wasn’t funny at all that was actually the most disturbing non-storyline scene ive seen in this entire game #he is straight up traumatized from being physically and sexually assaulted by someone twice his age and just has to shove it in the back of #his head and hope he forgets about it somehow because. well. he’s a man.#like wow we’re really just. gonna glide over that one huh #fucking christ dude #I seriously wonder how much that shit has haunted him and damaged his perception of physical affection/etc #anyway this is gonna linger in my head for a while #kiryu #rambling #yakuza 0 #y0 #kazuma kiryu #cw sa mention #cw sa

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