#kiru-writes bsd

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How are you today? Ugh that was so formal ew annyywayy I would like bungou stray dogs head cannons for Atsushi, Dazai, Chuuya with a s/o that is gen-z in general like for example if dazai asked to do double sewer slide this then they will ok uld just say "no❤" Or they'd just throw meme references at them for no reason you see what I mean? Like just random chaos, hope this isn't to long ^^'

Ahh, sorry I didn’t see this until now! I’ve been g o n e :^( I’ve been good though!

I don’t really know that many gen z references, but I will attempt LOL. I apologize for how short this is!

Atsushi

I can already see the furry jokes with this one

Cue Atsushi using his ability while they’re fighting someone

“oh god the furry is out”

“[Y/N] I NEED HELP HERE”

“Y E E T”

Atsushi seems like the type to be up to date on the memes, mainly because you’re always referencing them

He just would rather feign ignorance with them though LOL

He doesn’t mind them though since he does care about you and it’s just part of your personality at this point

Dazai

This mans knows every meme you reference I swear

Wants to be hip and cool with the youngins these days, ya know? even though he’s also pretty young

Out of everyone in this group, I think he’d be the type to meme with you tbh

He’ll probably be really bad at it though

ah yes, something very inconvenient or cringy happens?

“i wanna die, my dudes lmaooooo”

“ok [Y/N], wanna commit double suicide with me on that bridge then? <3″

“lol no<3″

OH OH oh you would definitely call Dazai a simp whenever you can

Literally just imagine Dazai doing his usual flirting with you and you just

“DAZAI CAN YOU STOP BEING A SIMP FOR ONE SECOND?”

“I forever only simp for you <3″

Chuuya

This man, hands down, is not the memey type

I feel like he’d find some of them funny, but would also drop kick you if you were to reference something really stupid

“Hey [Y/N], can you help me with this email?”

“ok boomer”

“[Y/N] I’m literally only a few years older than you shut up”

“iM oNLY a FeW yEaRs OldEr thAn YoU ShuT uP”

Cue Chuuya making the computer go kaboom

Like with Dazai, I also feel like you’d call him a simp at some point

Imagine Chuuya just doing some hella romantic gestures for you and you just accidentally call him a simp because you’ve been on Twitter too much LOL not calling myself out here

If you were to call him that, chances are he’s going to be like ??? excuse me what tf did you just call me

Then you refuse to explain to him what it is and he ends up having to look it up himself

Spoiler alert he hates that word now

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BSD: Valentine’s Gifts they’d give to their s/o

A/N: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YA BUNCH OF NERDS

Armed Detective Agency

Nakajima Atsushi: I feel like he’d be more on the homemade gift side. Maybe a picture frame he personalized with a picture of him & his s/o in it, or a jar filled with little positivity notes for his s/o.

Dazai Osamu: Lots of valentine’s balloons just to mess w/ his s/o, and a giant stuffed bear go big or go home

Kunikida Doppo: He’d want his s/o’s gift to be perfect, so probably some flowers, and maybe a necklace?

Izumi Kyouka: She’d probably ask Atsushi to help her make homemade gifts, and make paper rabbits with little paper hearts

Edogawa Ranpo: A SHIT TON OF SWEETS tbh I feel like he’d give his s/o all these sweets just so they can give them to him. He’d appreciate it tho its ok bc he luvs his sweets

Tanizaki Junichiro: He’d cook his s/o’s favorite dish for them, and maybe give them a cute lil plush

Tanizaki Naomi: She’d ask her brother to help her bake a cake for her s/o

Yosano Akiko: She’d buy her s/o any clothes that they want. buys everything they see in the stores

Fukuzawa Yukichi: Cat plushie holding one of those lil hearts or like a legit cat, either one works

Port Mafia

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: He’d think it’s dumb to give his s/o gifts on Valentine’s day because shouldn’t they be satisfied with just having him around on this day? (And almost everyday)

Nakahara Chuuya: I feel like he’d get his s/o the most cliché things, such as a box of chocolates, flowers, plushies, hIS LOVE & AFFECTION

Mori Ougai: He’d spoil the absolute shit out of you—want new clothes? He’ll get an entire store-full. Plushies? He’d get you 50. Death? NO PROBLEM.

Ozaki Kouyou: I feel like she’d bake valentine’s sweets for her s/o

Kajii Motojiro: I feel like this lil weenie would forget it was Valentine’s day and would get you a last minute gift. Probably a lemon tbh, and he’ll spice it up by drawing a heart on it

Higuchi Ichiyou: Like Ozaki, I feel like she’d also try to bake sweets

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pls help with fanfic idea

OK SO I ACTUALLY WANT TO WRITE AN X READER FIC FOR BUNGOU STRAY DOGS FOR EITHER DAZAI OR AKUTAGAWA AND IDK WHICH ABILITY I WANT TO USE FOR THE READER SO I’D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU GUYS WOULD HELP ME AAA

I’m going to make another poll later for the name of the ability. Also, the ability that ends up getting the least votes will just be in a different scenario I’ll write eventually :D Thankkkkk

http://www.strawpoll.me/15694634

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You Can’t Die

Warning(s): Angst, Suicide, Profanity (I only used one swear word LMAO)

Pairing: Dazai Osamu x Reader

Genre: Angst, Some Fluff??

Word Count: 365

Requested by: @kuarfish (thx 4 first request son sry it sux)

A faint image of Dazai’s features reflected off of the river beneath him as a sigh slipped past his lips. His thoughts were drowned with memories of the past—his past with them. He remembered all the happy memories they made together, the time he fell deeply in love with them, even the times they scolded him for his suicide attempts.

They weren’t there to scold him this time.

“Dazai, this is the fourth time I had to save your ass from dying,” y/n admonished the tall male.

“Am I actually dead? I mean, I see this angel right in front of me.”

“I’m flattered, but unfortunately, no. You already know how much I despise your huge desire to die.”

“But would you still despise it if we were to have a double suicide together?” He cheerfully questioned them, and backed away from the ledge.

Y/n glared at him, clearly irritated.

“Dazai no.”

“But y/n—”

“You can’t die,” they interrupted, and plainly stated in a serious tone as they looked away from him.

Those three words took him by surprise, considering this was his first time seeing them so seriously upset. He didn’t know how to respond. Was it from shock? Or was it from the sudden realization of the feelings that have blossomed the past few weeks? He couldn’t tell.

Unexpectedly, the silence was broken by the lovely voice of the person standing in front of him.

“Dazai, promise me you won’t die because dying means you’ll be leaving me behind.”

The sudden long pause from him worried them as they waited for his response.

“I promise, but on one condition.”

“What is it?”

“Promise to stay by my side too.”

He didn’t want to lose them.

“Always.”

He never realized he loved them more than anything.

He didn’t break that promise, yet they broke it in the end.

“Y/n, you left me behind all this time.” Tears welled up in his eyes before nearing the edge of the bridge, “I still promised not to leave you though, and I don’t plan on breaking that promise.”

Dazai took a deep breath before he attempted to soon join the one he loved.

“I’ll be by your side. Always.”

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Hurry up now, I need a miracle

Pairing: Nakahara Chuuya x Reader

Warning(s): Profanity, Angst

Genre: Angst, A little fluff

Word Count: 667

Song: Don’t Let Me Down

Right now I need a miracle

Hurry up now, I need a miracle

They had been sent on a mission just a month ago, yet they still haven’t returned. Chuuya had hoped that they were safe and sound, and that the mission was just taking a while because of how Mori decided to send them off alone.

“It would surely be a miracle if I finished this mission up quickly, and got home sooner,” Y/n said as they slowly approached their worried boyfriend.

Chuuya knew the only person who would be able to complete this mission is Y/n, but he can’t help but feel anxious about what might happen.

“Hey, if you ever need any help while you’re away, just give me a call and I’ll try to get there as quickly as I can,” he said protectively, trying not to think of what could possibly happen to them without him there.

“Trust me, I’ll be fine, so don’t worry about it. I know I’ll be gone for a long while, but I’ll make sure I come back safe and sound.”

“Alright, I’ll trust you on that,” he said before pulling them into a tight embrace, and bidding them goodbye.

Where is that miracle when he needed it?

I call your name but you’re not around

I say your name but you’re not around

He walked through their shared apartment, glancing at everything he’d pass by. He called out their name, hoping there would be a response, but there wasn’t.

“I really wish you were around right now, Y/n.” He sighed while getting ready to go to bed.

Why is the sound of their name making him feel anxious?

I need you right now

The lack of warmth, and the huge space to his left bothered him. He can’t help but feel disturbed by not being able to feel their presence nearby.

Why aren’t they there when he needed them?

I really thought you were on my side

But now there’s nobody by my side

He thought of all the happy memories they made together. He remembered the day they both promised that they would never leave each other’s side.

The beautiful sound of his significant other’s laughter resonated throughout.

“Thanks for not leaving me behind back there. I thought Dazai would never leave me alone,” they chuckled as they continued to walk next to Chuuya.

“I mean, I can’t let that shitty mackerel be anywhere near you, or I would have to kill him. Besides, I did tell you that I would always be by your side, so don’t worry.”

“Haha, you sure about that?”

“Yes, I guarantee I’ll always be there for you no matter what.”

“Then I promise I’ll always be by your side as well!”

He remembered that promise was one he could never forget.

Why isn’t there anyone by his side now?

I think I’m losing my mind now

He felt completely empty and alone without them.

He refused to believe that anything bad happened to them. He continued to hope that they would someday be there next to him again. He wanted to be able to tease them for the dumbest reasons, or even have them snuggle against him and talk about their days again.

Is he starting to lose his mind?

Don’t let me down

He finally accepted the possibility of what could’ve happened to them. I mean, they should’ve been back by now since the most this mission would’ve lasted would be about a month, and it’s been 3 months since he has last seen them. Thoughts of guilt, and how he could’ve helped them if they actually called him flooded his mind. He felt he should’ve looked for them, and tried to help but he didn’t.

“I trusted you, y/n,” he thought before letting his emotions get to him.

He couldn’t help but remember the last words they said before they left.

“Don’t worry, I won’t let you down.”

Why did they let him down in the end?

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Possible reasons why Akutagawa has no eyebrows

A/N:  LMAO I WAS BORED, SO I THOUGHT OF THE DUMBEST REASONS.

Here are some reasons why I think Ryunosuke Akutagawa has no eyebrows:

Gin shaved them off because she was jealous of how luscious they probably looked

When Rashomon was a hat (there’s a possibility since Rashomon can take on any type of garment), it probably hated his eyebrows so it had to make them disappear somehow  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rashomon probably protected everything except Akutagawa’s eyebrows tbh

Wanted to be edgy, so he shaved them off himself

Thought Dazai would notice him if he shaved them off since he hated his eyebrows or he dared him to do it

Wanted to prove people wrong when they thought he wouldn’t dare touch his precious eyebrows

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Smol little reminder that requests for BSD/AOT scenarios & such are currently open. =D

Requesting Rules are here.

Kinda forgot to state that somewhere other than my description

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Hello!

This is a new blog for random shit I write about because I want to improve on my writing. :^)

I will literally just be writing scenarios n stuff that randomly come to mind along with accepting requests for scenarios/imagines/headcanons.

Requesting Rules:

No NSFW. I honestly cannot write anything nsfw even if I tried. : (

Please only request from this list since they’re the only ones with characters I’m most comfortable with:

Bungou Stray Dogs

Attack on Titan

Kimetsu no Yaiba

Boku No Hero Academia

I can only do reader inserts for now. 

When requesting headcanons, maximum of 3 characters since I already would take 50 years on just 3. :’ )

Be more specific if you want certain details because if I get a generic request I’ll just be word vomiting

Don’t expect much from me since I’m still trying to improve on my writing for now. :^(

LMAO GO ALL OUT IF YOU WANT ANGST REQUESTS THOUGH