#kirsche verstahl

[howlingday]

Nora Bullies Oscar

Jaune: (Kills Grimm) Got his ass. Got his bitch ass!

Ren: It's so juicy

Nora: I'm- I'm juicy.

Ren: ...What do you taste like?

Jaune: After this many weeks without showering, you don't want to know.

Nora: Fun~!

Ren: Can I have a juice box explode in my mouth?

Nora: Sure~!

Oscar: ...Oh! Juice box!

Ren: What did you think I said?

Oscar: I thought you said "juicy box".

JOR: (Laugh)

Nora: Wait, what?! WHAT?! WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?! (Passes out)

Ren: I guess after a couple weeks with no shower, you do get a bit of a juicy box- Oh, shit! Nora's dead!

Jaune: Oh, fuck, is she really?

Oscar: ...

Oscar: (Puts bear ears on Nora)

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Nora: (Bar!Faunus) WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A FURRY?! THIS IS OSCAR'S FAULT!

Nora: Are you calling me a furry because of Oscar? I'm going to kick his fucking ass!

Nora: Oscar, if you're hearing this, I'm coming for your ass and I am going to beat it black, blue, and red! You are fucking DEAD!

Nora: YOU'RE FUCKING DONE FOR! YOU DON'T CALL ME A FUCKING FURRY! I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY! I'LL KILL YOU, OSCAR! YOU'RE DEAD!

Nora: ...Okay, now, somebody clip this and send it to Oscar.

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Oscar: Nora isn't on my friend's list anymore so I can't invite her.

Ren: Oh my...

Nora: Yeah, go fuck yourself.

Ren: Nora-Bear hates the boy wizard?

Nora: Yeah, because he's a beta cuck.

Jaune: (Laughs) Only one married one here. "BETA!"

Ren: Only one who made it. "BETA!"

Jaune: Everyone else here is just forever alone!

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Nora: Oscar never sent me a group chat... Oscar HATES me!

Nora: (Reading) "Oscar fell off."

Nora: Yeah, he did! You fucking fell off, Oscar! You are past your prime, GRAMPA! You're married now. You're used goods!

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Nora: I'm going to draw you as a pony, Oscar! Then I'm going to draw you having pony sex with Jaune!

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Nora: Hey, Jaune! You, uh... You, uh, look like, um... You, uh, um, uh, um- You look like a femboy! Yeah!

Nora: ...I'm sorry, I'm not good at insulting people.

Nora: Wait, is that Oscar over there?

Nora: Hey, Oscar! You should die! Screw you, Oscar! You smell like SHIT! YOU SMELL LIKE GARBAGE, FUCK YOU!

Nora: I'm sorry, guys, I just can't help it when I see Oscar. I can't help it.

Nora: I can't be mean to Jaune, it's super forced, but with Oscar- With Oscar, I'll fucking kill him. I don't know what it is. I think it's just that he has such a bullyable personality.

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Nora: Let me get this straight...

Nora: You mean to tell me OSCAR, WIZARD BOY OSCAR, is TOO SCARED to fight me with his BARE HAND that he has to send SOMEONE ELSE ON HIS BEHALF to fight me? HMM? HMMMM? Is it possible that- that Oscar is a little- a little weak? A little SCARED even? TOO AFRAID to take on ME? HA HA HA HA!

Nora: Scared to fight a little bear? A little baby bear? Huh? You're too afraid to fight A LITTLE GIRL? HMMMMMM? Is the little girl too INTIMIDATING FOR YOU? Awww! Are you embarrassed that her penis will be even bigger than yours? AWWWWWW~!

[noelclover]

"You don't have to put ketchup in the fridge. There was a rich German who-"

Whispers of Kirsched Knowledge.

Saw a clip, and then another clip. The idea went from ketchup enlightenment to enlightenment.

[jdeko]

OFFKAI SUICIDE SPEEDRUN LET'S GO!!!

[hebiyushi]

crossposting some fanart of VTuber, Kirsche Verstahl I drew

[howlingday]

The Fifth Relic

Nora: I found it! I found the last relic~!

Ren: That... doesn't look like any of the other relics.

Nora: Actually, it looks a lot like candy.

Ren: You're going to put it in your mouth aren't you?

Nora: As soon as we leave, yes. Yes, I am.

Oscar: Uh, let's not put the relic in our mouths? Oz and I think it might be a bad idea.

Nora: But it could be fun~!

Jaune: Nora... Look, I'll hold onto the relic until we get ba- (Zap!) Ow! (Picks it up) That was weir- (Zap!) OW!

Ren: (Lights flash) Oh no... What's going on?

Nora: Jaune, what did you do?

Jaune: Nothing! (Zap!) OW! Nothing.

Ren: I don't believe you.

Jaune: (ZAP!) OW! FUCK! (ZAP! ZAAAP!) I'M DYING! OOOW! HELP ME! HELP ME!

Jaune: (Panting) Agh... Wait... Oh god... (Raises hands to head) NOOOOOOOO!

Nora: (Cackling at Catgirl Jaune)

Ren: Every day, I am amazed by how much more of a woman Jaune is than me.

Jaune: Leave me alone!

Nora: Does this make Jaune the girlfriend of the group?

Jaune: Oh my god... NORA! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED, ISN'T IT?!

Ren: (Snickers)

Jaune: (Grabs Oscar) LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID, OZPIN!

Oscar: Huh?! Ozpin and me thought it was a bad idea!

Jaune: FIX IT!

Oscar: I mean, you're a cute catgirl now. What's the problem? Try out some catgirl poses.

Jaune: (Posing) I am cute catgirl, nya~! (Holds mouth to avoid vomiting)

Oscar: See? That was good!

Nora: This is so marketable!

Ren: That is true.

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Later...

Jaune: (Falls onto bed, Groans) There are so many people trying to groom me both online and in real life.

Nora: I mean, is it really grooming if it's willing?

Jaune: It's not willing, Nora, what the fuck?!

Ren: On the upside, we are getting a lot of donations to fund our cause.

Jaune: I'm never talking to you fucking people ever again.

[noelclover]

Had the idea months ago when she talked about nail polish. Finally figured out how I'd make it

[noelclover]

I watched some clips of Pippa and Kirsche. They're a pretty interesting duo. I drew a scene from one of their collabs and they retweeted it, so I decided I'd draw a pic for each of them as thanks.

I knew the compositions and style I wanted to do the image in immediately. The image gave me a chance to revisit Alphonse Mucha's works, and it was a fun study. I wish my eye sight and skills were better.

I had difficulty choosing whether or not I wanted to paint the main focus on the work, namely Kronk and Kirsche as that was the way Mucha did it, in a plainer manner with linework to create depth and shape. It would also help a lot if the backgrounds were to get too detailed. I made some compromise and decided to detail only bits and parts of them, such as with a bit of their clothes.

I still wonder if areas should have more patterns, but I realize that if I were to keep pushing this image, I'd never get done.

Pippa's piece comes next, but I'll balance working on her with work.

[howlingday]

Winter KirSchnee

Winter: You know, instead of pranking someone's house with eggs and toilet paper like a child, you could save up your used condom for months and then throw that at people's houses instead.

Winter: That... That actually sounds like bio-terrorism.

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Winter: (Reading) You didn't realize Winter was such a meanie big sister character? You're really upset and you're gonna go to Beacon?

Winter: FINE! GO TO BEACON! THEY CAN'T UN-[REDACTED] YOU!

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Yang: Don't call me gay, you're gay!

Winter: You're gay!

Yang: You're gay!

Winter: You touched my dick! You're gay!

Yang: You're gay and your dad's gay!

Winter: Oh my god- Your dad fucked my dad, so your dad's gay, too!

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Winter: "Please indicate on your tax form how you would like to get rid of the less fortunate."

Winter: So what we need is the salary range, the age range, the specific genders you want exterminated, and the kingdom, and the region within the kingdom...

Winter: Yeah. The government would even make genocide not fun anymore. There would be so much formality and red tape, you just say "I don't care anymore!"

Winter: "I'm just gonna go home and eat cheese."

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Winter: Damn, Win~! This post low key bussin'! Fo'real, fo'real! No cap, fam~!

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Winter: If I could get cosmetic surgery to replace my genital fluids into blue raspberry, I would do nothing but eat myself for the rest of my life.

[jdeko]

Bnuy, Bagman, Spicy Fox, and the guy who makes the good version of Robot Chicken playing scary game