#kirk is such a dilf

[threefandomsinatrenchcoat]

"MY BEST FRIEND'S A DILF, SPOCK! I LIVE IN PERIL EVERY DAY!" -Jim, probably

[jaymzsguitar]

this is my breaking point. this is it.

[fasteddiesstrat]

My brain is complete mush right now. I can’t stop thinking about Kirk. Just look at him!!!! 😭

AHAHDJAJDHAJHS just one chanceeeee pleaseeee

[klirk-hammurton]

Not sure if they should be called Best Baes or Scorpio Baes. Either way, they're my favorite bae duo.

Hi, yes have I mentioned how much I love and adore these two idiot old men? Yes? Okay well you're gonna hear more about it. @songbirds-sweet because I know you love Rob @kirk-dammnitt

[rxqueenotd]

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the cockpit, joining the mile high club with the pilot ✈️

[groupiewhoreee]

Red Lips, Finger Tips

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Warnings: F!Receiving, P in V, basically a lot smutty shit, if your a minor I wouldn't suggest reading this!

Plot/Summary: Kirk is angry about something, and he decides to take his anger out on you.

Requested by an anon! <3 (omg dilf kirk hammett i'm actually drying omg the things this man could do to me ong)

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Whiny moans, and soft whimpers escaped your mouth, which is all that could be heard coming out of you and Kirk Hammett's bedroom that night. You couldn't help it, all you could do was moan as you squirmed in discomfort with the cuffs tightened around your wrists, leaving marks.

"Come on, let me hear you." Kirk pleaded in your ear, his hot breath trickling down your neck, causing you to flinch. You just looked away, a tear streaming down your cheek.

Kirk gave a light slap to your inner thigh, making you gasp. He used one hand to grab your face, making your face turn into a pout. "I said, let me hear you." Kirk said in a slight, low growl that sunk into your ear, ringing.

"Kirk.." You cooed out in a gaspy breath. "Please.." You whined, squirming as tears streamed down ur cheeks while he held your face harshly. "Thats what I like to hear," He let go of your face. Your eyes closed quickly while he now spit on your face. "Filthy whore." He grunted, toying with your clit, he now pushed back into you easily, sliding in. He gripped your tits, while ur legs wrapped around him.

"Kirk!" You moaned out loudly in deep pleasure, Kirk burying into you without hesitation. His hands moved down to your legs, gripping them to leave marks. "Fuck," He muttered, now leaning down and leaving pinkish, purple hickeys all over your boobs, and neck, His grey, withered curls dropping on his face. Your heat felt very bruised, it felt dead and used. Now, you came all over his dick, cum leaking out while it dripped onto the sheets. "Take it a little longer baby." Kirk said to you, continuing to thrust in and out of you.

Moments later, he pulled out, his load pouring onto your stomach. "Jesus," He whispered, panting. Your red lipstick smeared across your lips onto your skin. Your red finger tips moving along the surface of the cuffs. Kirk uncuffed you, now going back to get his clothes on.

Afterwards, he gave you a bath, and held you for the night and apologized for being so rough with you.

(literally crying this is absolute shit i was so tired writing this ong)

[oysters-aint-for-me]

GOD iwtv is already so good. AND NOW you’re telling me Justin Kirk is in it?! my cup runneth tf over

[trekdilfs]

[klirk-hammurton]

His Smile 🥺

[killerqueenhetfield]

I think I’m finally getting to my parents to take me to see Metallica

[lazaruspiss]

Langstorms are the real bat family actually

[remholder]

so, captains who can cook are kirk, sisko, whoever the dilf is in SNW, and seven

captains who can't (or I think is infinitely more hilarious if they cant) are picard, janeway, and archer

[klirk-hammurton]

Kirk vandalizing guitars is probably my new favorite thing