#kiribaku brainrot is not helping

[red-riot-gives-you-wings]

My hand hurts so much from taking notes in class.

[gojospinkietoe]

variety of doodles ive done in the past week ^^

[poptart-productions]

Vegas Lights!

[3000+] words

pairing// kiribaku x black fem! reader (ft. platonic bakusquad!)

content// swearing, friends to lovers, confession, (slight) momentary angst, fluff, first kiss

[things get a little complicated when mina decides to rope you into her game of cupid]

[a/n] kiribaku brainrot.

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"[Y/N]!"

the excited voices of sero and kaminari filled your ears as you finally—after two hours of mina's begging—hopped on the 'bakusquad bitch club' discord call

"hey guys. . ." your sleep-ridden eyes lazily glanced around at the pixelated images of your friends.

mina's image held an annoyed expression, brows furrowed, "took you long enough!" she yells, the picture lagging behind the sound some

still tired, you reply,"i will leave right now, don't play"

the look on her face changed, as she appeared to back off a bit. "i don't know why you're so mad at her, bakugou's late too" sero yawns, stretching himself over his chair

jiro snorts, "he's probably asleep"

"right!" kaminari adds, "him and that early ass bed time"

"why'd you call us here anyway? we have school in the morning" even through the screen, sero's yawn reached you—infecting you as you spoke

"because!" the alien girl's eyes drift away from the camera for a moment, a wide smile on her face

waking up a tad, you cross your arms, "i'm not liking that look"

"me either" jiro toys with her choker, looking at—presumably, you

suddenly feeling rejuvenated, you look around again to find kirishima blankly staring at his monitor.

somehow you completely missed the redhead whilst doing your headcount

"you okay, red?" you ask, a teasing tone in your voice, "huh? yeah—yeah, sorry!"

he laughs, tucking a loose strand of hair behind his ear. the entire call went painfully silent after this, glancing around at anywhere but their cameras

clearing his throat, sero gets out his phone and begins typing away,

"bro we're right here, who are you texting?" kaminari complains

"candace"

"oh? who's candace?" the blonde raises a brow

you sigh, knowing what's about to come next; you or your friends not making any attempt to stop it

"can these nuts fit in your mouth?!" now cackling, sero launches himself off his gaming chair and onto his bed, leaving it spinning in his absence

gnawing at his bottom lip, kaminari avoids virtual eye contact, "good one, dude"

"bro holding back tears right now" you join sero in his fit of laughter

"oh look, bakugou's here!" kaminari exclaims, getting the attention of everyone on the call

sure enough, there's the crimson-eyed boy—pale skin and all—being weirdly lax

"you're being uncharacteristically cool right now, kaachan" you point out, simply wanting an excuse to tease him a little

"i'm always cool, you loser!"

"sure, katsudon. . ."

he only huffs, even at the use of that nickname; it was certainly a development you were not expecting

"alright, spill" you glance down at the image of mina, still smiling widely

"i had a great idea!"

you begin shaking your head, already prepared to decline whatever she was proposing

"it's been a rough week, so i was thinking we should get out of the dorm—"

"no"

[. . .]

odd.

you remember saying 'no', yet here you are getting ready to sneak out of the dorms

admittedly, you were kind of impressed at how persuasive mina can be—hell, even bakugou resigned to his fate

well, maybe you shouldn't complain too much; you always end up having fun on these excursions

you just wish she was better about planning them in advance

that's all i ask, lord

speak of the devil, you thought as a light knock fluttered against your door

"[n/n]"the voice on the other side wasn't mina, surprisingly; it's kirishima

"yeah?"

"can we talk for a sec?"

he had this hint of urgency in his tone that you couldn't help but get concerned about

is he angry with you? is it something i said?

come to think of it, you two haven't spoken much today

cautiously, you make your way over to the door, taking a moment before opening it.

shrinking behind the shield, you looked up at the redhead—he had this unreadable expression on his face.

"actually, can we talk inside?" he asked, avoiding eye contact 

you blinked, "sure," before allowing him inside your room.

he sits on the bed; he's performed this action hundreds of times before but this time. . .

the vibes are just off.

you hesitantly join him, looking down at your knees as you fidgeted with your hands

he takes a shaky breath, before looking down at you "[y/n]. . ."

brace yourself,

"do i make you uncomfortable?"

"what? no—kiri, where'd you get that from?"

you were incredulous; where did you ever give him that indication—never, from your knowledge.

"i don't know, it's just. . .i was talking to mina and she said i'm too touchy with you"

it's true, kiri was the touchiest of your friends despite being a guy

he had no shame in asking to hold yours or bakugou’s hands—cuddling when it was cold was on the table, too

with a hum, you place your hand on top of his, and he continues "you and bakugou are the most important people in my life. . .i don't know what i'd do if i was hurting you or making feel uncomfortable"

kirishima really is the most genuine guy you know; how'd he—or bakugou decide they wanted to be friends with me?

"well you don't" intertwining your fingers with his; you stay like this for a moment before his shoulders begin to shake with laughter

wanting to humor him, you smirk, "what's so funny?"

"just thinking about something bakugou said earlier—it's an inside joke"

you can't help but feel childishly upset by that

suddenly, kirishima turns to look at you again, a clear and determined look in his eyes

"i think i really—. . ." he cuts himself off, faltering under your gaze

"what. . .what is it. . .?"

"i. . .really want to keep being friends—even after we graduate"

your tense shoulders relaxed ever so slightly, and you smiled.

"well," he pats your thigh, "mina's waiting on us" he stands to leave and you follow in silence

as you stared at his back, you couldn't shake the feeling that there was more he wanted to say

he's your best friend, he'll come to you eventually

here's hoping, anyway

[. . .]

even though the vibes prior were wack, the drive to wherever mina was taking you was pretty much the same as usual

sero and kaminari telling a stupid story and everyone brawling over who gets the aux cord

still, you couldn't help but notice that bakugou was a little different today.

"alright, [n/n]!" mina yells as soon as her chosen song ended, "your turn"

you smirk as you're handed the magical music cord, knowing exactly what to play

'vegas lights'

a song that you forced kirishima and bakugou to listen on repeat whenever you got the chance

during study sessions, at lunch, at the dorms—literally no place was safe

kirshima liked it from the start but bakugou—as always, pretended to hate it

you would catch him mumbling the lyrics though

and so, it became

your song; all three of you

as soon as the drums kicked in, bakugou perked up; he knew exactly what you were doing, shooting a look at you

you turned to him and kirishima, hoping you could all sing together but instead, they were turned towards each other, signing amongst themselves but not with you.

swallowing the lump in your throat, you soon gave into dancing in your seat with mina, whose off-key singing was quick to cheer you up

after the song ended though, it's like you fell back down to earth; it pained you to look over at your best friends

just. . .the way they look at each other

you're once again not given any time to marinate in your feelings as a robotic voice breaks you away from your thoughts

"you have reached your destination"

curious, all of you look out the window to see where the girl had taken you this time

the place—presumably a restaurant was emitting fluorescent lights of all colors, bathing you and your friends in purples and blues

"wendy's rockin' eats. . .?" you read the sign, looking at mina as you finished

"yeah! it's a 60's style diner! it's open all night and there's rooftop seats!"

"sweet" jiro opened the door, and all of you followed her out

the smell of fryer grease welcomed you as you entered.

"welcome! feel free to seat yourself!"

"can we sit on the roof?" mina asks

"sure!" the hostess beams

"alright!" mina squeals, grabbing a few menus and rushing toward the stairs

"this place is pretty cool, huh?" kirishima turns to you, to which you nod, "yeah. . ."

you all quietly say yourselves down at one of the tables, almost entirely silent

that is until people started to look at the menu, "people used to eat like shit in the 60's, damn. . ." sero exhales, eyes widening with every word

mina nods, "right, like: a donut sandwich—though i won't lie, that sounds good" she admits, leaning in as she reads

"i think i'll just get a milkshake" you close the menu,

"ooh! can i share with you?!"

the boy looks at you, starry-eyed; you can't say no to that face, "alright, red"

you look up at bakugou, genuinely beginning to worry about how out of it he's being,  "you alright, kaachan?"

"what the fuck is that supposed to mean?!" he gives you what appears to be a typical 'bakugou reaction', before going right back to being silent

what on earth is he thinking about?

before you could ask him that, sero who had just been (suspiciously) whispering to mina, turned to you "[y/n], why don't you go order for us"

sucking your teeth, you glare playfully at him,"but blm, right?"

"it's not because—okay fine, i'll go with you"

the ink-haired boy begrudgingly lifts himself out of his seat, gesturing for you to follow him. chuckling, you do just that, bounding down the stairs as sero had just challenged you to a race.

you won, obviously.

the two of you awkwardly approached one of the waitresses and placed your orders.

for some reason—perhaps out of laziness, the two of you decided to stay on the lower floor while waiting for your food

you absentmindedly made your way to over to a booth, sitting down with a blank expression

"you okay?" your eyes widened—you forgot you existed for a moment

"huh? yeah of course, it's just. . ."

you stop yourself, glancing up at the look of anticipation on sero's face

it's just sero, what are you hiding from him?

sighing, you allow yourself to be honest for once, "kirishima and bakugou. . .i think. . ."

". . .they have feelings for each other. . . ? and, i'm. . ."

"jealous?"

the boy doesn't let you finish, staring at you with a raised brow; biting your lip, you force out a laugh

"i wouldn't call it that"

"do you prefer envious, then?"

"very funny, but it's not like that—really!" you realize you got a little too defensive, toning it down a bit, "i just. . .i guess i'm just worried that if the two of them were in a romantic relationship. . ."

". . .we wouldn't be friends anymore"

so much for honest.

perhaps you should cut yourself some slack? the friendship you had with the two was far more important to you than any wishful thinking you've been doing for the past two years

but, you couldn't help but feel queasy at the thought of those two dating each other—they'd be perfect, and that's the problem

sero snorts, "see, i understand where you're coming from but it’s not like they're just gonna drop you" the boy leaned in as he spoke, "kirishima never stops talking about you, and you're the only one blasty's actually nice to"

you couldn't help but smile at his words, but eventually that smile faded; you glanced away, lips pressed together

chuckling, the boy continues, "or maybe you're worried you won't be able to be friends with them and not the other way around, huh?"

". . .i stand by my previous statement: you're jealous"

"i am not!" you brought your open palm down on the table

at that very moment, the disrupting ding of a bell cut the conversation short, "order up"

good, you don’t have to defend yourself anymore

"end of story." you huff, not waiting for a response before getting up.

the walk back to your table was dead silent; that is, until you got around halfway up the stairs and noticed that sero was eyeing you

"why are you looking at me like that? i said we're done talking about it!"

"because you're so bad at this"

he had this suspicious smirk on his face, and no matter how much you tried to avoid his gaze, his eyes were eating away at you

and you broke.

"alright! i have feelings for both of them. . .it's. . .always been like this. . ." you admit, scratching the back of your neck

sero hums, eyes lingering on you as he turned to leave; you really didn't like that look on his face

the two of you made it to the roof, but you couldn't help but notice that two people were missing from the seating arrangement

"where'd they run off to?" you ask, not even bothering to hide the whiny tone in your voice

"oh yeah, they had to talk about something important" kaminari says, absentmindedly reaching for his burger

you sighed, ripping the paper casing off your straw and sticking it into the glass

not even the sickeningly sweet shake could lift your mood, if anything it made it insultingly worse

you stopped drinking, leaning back in your chair.

"are you okay, [n/n]?" you look up to find all your friends staring at you worriedly

"it's nothing" you shake your head, and they seem to back off

that is until sero opens his mouth.

"[n/n] has the hots for kirishima and bakugou"

"you son of a bitch!" you shot out of your seat, threatening to jump across the table and attack him

"oh my gosh! we should go tell them!" mina also gets out of her seat, before herding you off in the direction you assume the two went

"no! mina! let me go—"

mina stopped abruptly, and you turned to look ahead

kirishima and bakugou were standing there,

holding hands—yes, they do it all the time but it's different now

it hurts this time.

"[y/n], we have something we want to tell you"

eijirou's eyes bore into you, confident and clear; he's made up his mind

"i knew it!" mina screams, pointing an almost accusatory finger at the pair; jiro got up, only to cover the girl's mouth

you gnawed at your bottom lip, "yeah, me too. . ."

just as you feared; you were going to lose your best friends

you could feel the tears welling up, stinging your eyes; your throat burned.

"we should probably leave you three alone"

"yeah" jiro and sero agree

kaminari, on the other hand. . . "what? but i wanna see this. . . !"

he whines while mina lets out a muffled protest; all of that is in vain, however as they're both dragged out of sight and earshot.

you turn back to the two "that's what you were trying to tell me earlier, huh? that you think you really like bakugou?"

"wait —listen, [y/n]—!"

"i mean—come on kirishima—even when you were alone with me he was still on your mind"

"[y/n], it's not like that it's just—"

"you don't have to defend yourself kirishima; you feel the way you feel, and. . ."

"i'm not upset with you i just. . ."

". . .the truth is. . ."

for a split second you consider just saying it; just telling them the truth, but you don’t—you push your feelings away once again

"i'm being selfish, that's all"

"selfish?" the redhead inquired

"you're both my best friends! and i was worried that if you guys were in a relationship. . ."

why can’t you just be honest?

"you'd forget about me. . ."

you finally dared to make eye contact; they were standing there, seemingly shocked into silence.

sighing, you wiped your eyes with your sleeve, "just. . ." you turn on your heel, "forget i said anything. . . !"

you start to leave, but a very pissed bakugou calls out to you, "if you would stop whining for a fucking second, [l/n]. . . !"

he’s seriously insulting you right now?

he grips your arm, "you'd let us finish!" he forces you to stop walking

kirishima sighs, "this is my fault, i should have just told you earlier like i'd planned"

like telling me earlier would make a difference

"i. . .have feelings for you"

your heart stopped beating for a moment, and your throat dried up

"w-what. . .?"

"me too, or whatever" bakugou admits

"and we also have feelings for each other" kirishima continues

you were bewildered, staring at the two with wide eyes; a worried kirishima backs away from you

"is that weird? you're creeped out, aren't you?"

"no. . .no i feel the same way, i just—"

. . .feel really stupid now if i'm being honest

"you do?!" eijirou's eyes lit up,

"you don’t know how happy that makes me!" suddenly, you're enveloped in his warmth; he's hugging you

effortlessly, kirishima lifts you up, and swiftly,

he kissed you

heat spread from your lips like wildfire, making your vision hazy

"oh—shit, i'm so sorry!"

"it's okay,"

you plant another kiss on his lips, exchanging loving words as you pull away, "i liked it"

if there's one thing katsuki bakugou hates, it's being left out

"hey!" he barked

he shifts his attention to you, "c'mere. . ."

his voice was low and alluring, and before you knew it you were in his arms, sharing a passionate kiss

katsuki's kiss was longer and certainly less sweet than eijirou's

he pulled away with a smirk, before turning to eijirou "you too, shitty hair. . ."

"oh! yeah, sure!"

watching your best friends lock lips felt wrong, almost like you should turn away but fuck was it attractive

as the two broke away, you stammer out, "so. . .does this make us. . . ?"

"goddamn!" before you could finish your question, kaminari's voice was all you could hear

"wait but i thought the plan was for kirishima to ask [y/n]. . . ?" he turned to mina, who was coming out of her hiding spot

plan?

suddenly the events of the entire night began to make sense

"so all of them are together?"

"i guess so, yeah. . .?"

jiro and sero too?

they were all eavesdropping the whole time?

"lucky~" kaminari whines

"hot damn, i'm better than i thought!" mina literally and figuratively pats herself on the back

leave it up to mina to play cupid; although, her meddling worked in your favor for once

you seriously owe her one

[bakugosleftt0e]

Bakubowl brainrot hc

Shinbaku:

I genuinely think that their trope is asshole x asshole. They're both pretty mean sometimes and theyre both pretty upfront about it.

Honestly me favorite au for these two would be tatoo artist/peirce person and bakugo would be the tated up motorcycle dude or skator boy and bakugo would be a regular at his shop and they would have some embarrassingly obvious feeling for each other

Shinsou definitely fell first. Bakugo would come on strong and shinsou would just happily accept it and even return it two fold. This would go on for a while, bakugo would come to the shop and visit Mina who is a peircer person and make small talk with shinsou to pass some time.

Todobaku:

Let's be honest Todoroki definitely fell for Bakugo first and told straight to his face. At first bakugo thought he was joking and turned him down. If I were to associate a trope for them it would definitely be enemies to lovers. Todoroki is way nicer to Bakugo and Bakugo sees Todoroki as the enemy and Todoroki sees Bakugo as the lover.

Over time Bakugo began noticing the little things about Todoroki and Todoroki kept hanging out with Bakugo. I feel like Todoroki and Bakugo go on shopping trips for dinner at the dorms. Todoroki would also spend a lot of Endeavors money on getting bakugo gift at the mall and other random stuff. Them seem like the type of couple to go book shopping while one person is super talkative and the other doesn't care about the books but cares about their lovers opinion on random books and spending way too much money on books.

DekuBaku:

We all know that this is the childhood friends to lovers. Izuku makes it clear throughout the show that he looks up to Bakugo, even through childhood he kept on looking up to Bakugo. Izuku adores Bakugo and know way more about him than the rest of his classmates. I honestly think that he takes pride in that fact.

Bakugo also knows alot about Izuku. He knows his favorite foods and sometimes cooks special meals for Izuku. Izuku already has a training and food regimen but sometimes he forgets to take care of himself and Bakugo has to slow him down and make sure he eats properly. I also feel like Bakugo pressures himself to be perfect and ends up not talking to people for days. Izuku also helps him with that by frequently completing him, giving him blankets, and them having study dates and coffee runs early in the morning.

Kiribaku:

Their trope is head over heels in love x oblivious

Or loud blonde x their person. I feel like they would go on mall dates, and by that I mean Bakugo looking in stores and looking through the food court and criticizing all of their unhealthy food options while Kirishima is just walking alongside him and just agreeing with everything that Bakugo is saying.

Kirishima is definitely one out those people on valentines day that spread their partners favorite flower petals in a big heart in their room and buy those cheesy cards with an extra long note written personally with multiple oversized teddy bears on the bed. Bakugo would definitely pretend that he doesn't like it but will definitely get over it after a few minutes and shower kirishima with affection.

KamiBaku:

Trope for them is one that I haven't really seen before and that is probably loud mean blonde x loud nice blonde. I haven't really read much on these two but I really like their dynamic and they seem really fun together. I think that they would have outside dates like going skateboarding or going to a place where they could spray paint or something.

I think that their friends would only be kind of surprised but genuinely happy for them and very supportive. Mina was most likely the reason they got together. Bakugo would hang out with her and they would talk about classmates and Bakugo having a crush on Kaminari definitely came up and on the flip side I think that Kaminari told Sero about his feelings. Sero and Mina definitely pushed them to confess their mutual feelings.

IldaBaku:

When it comes to these two I like to thing that bakugo come onto ilda first with the whole "I like you and you've been eyeing my ass for a while so we should make out." Ilda was definitely surprised but he had a crush on bakugo so he just went with it. I think that ilda got a bit more relaxed around bakugo (a.k a. he became less of a stickler for ALL of the rules & maybe even started cussing abit.)

They're the type of couple that goes to those pottery stores and makes bowls or cups for the other. They also go on three day long hiking trips and take those cheesy photos of them kissing on the ledge of a mountain. I also think that they cook for each other. Ilda makes more traditional meals while Bakugo makes dishes with a personal twist to them. Anyway, I think that their classmates would only kind of be surprised but their fun to think about.

I just love all these ships and especially love Bakugo❤

[kingkatsuki]

Hello Ms. Jo! Tumblr has been acting weird for me lately and I don’t think my anons have been sending but if you saw a KiriBaku x Roomate!Reader brainrot that was sent a couple days ago then ignore this but I wanted to retype it just in case because I really want you to have this brainrot and deserve to know about it so you can be horny with me too lol ✨

Also I want you to have a great day, be healthy and to know that we all love your work and keep it up! 🤎

Alright so you’re Kirishima’s roommate and you were on your way home from work. Right when you closed the door to your shared apartment, you couldn’t help but hear the sounds of loud but slow “fwap fwap fwap”, bed springs squeaking with the headboard slamming against the wall, and heavy groans and moans echo through out your apartment. For a split second you thought he was maybe watching porn but the sounds were too live for that assumption to be true and that deep, choked out “Oh Fuck~!” sounded way too clear and sent a quick jolt of arousal through your cunt.

You and Kirishima both have initiated sexual sessions with each other on multiple occasions cuz look at him- he is a walking sex god with a body as a size of a tank, sweet personality and charm, not to mention having such a pretty and hefty sized dick that have stretch the life out of your pussy and managed to fill you up with bucket loads of cum to the point he practically ruined you for other men so it was no telling that whoever he’s currently fucking is taking it like a champ cuz the way the sound of skin slapping came from the room almost sounded painful, as well as the raspy whimpers and grunts that synched along with their movements.

You hastily made your way to Kiri’s door because the anticipation to witness what’s going on his room has overtaken your thoughts and they were getting even more filthy by each step, your pussy getting wetter by the second. When you reached for the doorknob to his room and opened the door, the sight before you almost made you cream in your panties and a moan almost slipped out of you.

What displayed in front of your very eyes was your roommate on top of his best friend who happened to be the one and only Katsuki Bakugou, his body layered and almost covered the explosive man, Kiri’s thighs and legs were over Bakugou’s to spread his open so it would be easier for him to pound into his hole from behind while Eijirou had him in a headlock/chokehold. Katsuki’s round ass rippled and clapped from the harsh thrusts.

Bakugou’s face was completely contorted in pleasure, blissed and fucked out to even turn his head to see that his best friend’s roommate just walked on them. Kiri on the other hand halted his movements but still had his monster of a cock shoved deep inside of Bakugou as he maintained a hard stare at you. You couldn’t help but buckle your knees and bite your lip at the way Bakugou’s back arched from the position Eijirou put him in, already knowing how it felt cuz you’ve been there before.

You were about to say something but Kirishima beat you to it, as he rotates his hips, grinding and circling his dick along Katsuki’s walls as he grunted “Well what are you waiting for sweets? Get naked and spread those legs for us…” before he resumed to deliver deep and hard thrusts into Bakugou’s ass. The way you hurriedly got undressed and sat in front of Bakugou and Kirishima on the bouncing bed was almost embarrassing but it couldn’t be helped, you were drenched in slick and Eijirou noticed.

“You like watching me fuck Katsuki’s brains out baby? You’re.. so.. fucking.. wet” he grunted within each thrust and Bakugou let out a filthy moan when Kirishima hit his prostate. “S-Shit! Shitty Hair.. fuck.. s-slow down..” Bakugou chocked out as his hands grips Eijirou’s forearms, bracing himself while his hole stretches out from his amazing girth and increased pace. “Aw.. I thought.. you were bragging on how you can take it.. Bakubro..” Kirishima teased in response. He then removed his arms from around Bakugou’s neck but shoved his head in between your legs, earning a breathy cry of pleasure from you.

You ran your fingers through his soft and wet blond locks at the feeling of his lips and tongue over your soaked cunt. Eijirou smirked at the sight and groaned lowly as his cock throbbed painfully, trying to hold his big release. “You want me to cum deep inside of that ass again Bakubro? Then make my roommate cum first..” Eijirou said as he gave Bakugou’s bubble ass a hefty slap, a muffled grunt followed suite. He then turned his attention to you, already lolling your tongue out and moaning out in pleasure, eyes glossed with lust.

You widen your eyes as you heard Eijirou say that to Bakugou. “A-Again..?” You gasped out, surprised since this is the first time you’ve ever witnessed this. Kirishima let out a raspy chuckle at your reaction. “Oooh yeah.. I had him in deep mating press earlier before you got here…” he boasted as his plunges got a bit sloppy. Your eyes rolled back at that, that was your favorite position he ever put you in. “And once I’m done stuffing this hole with cum, I’m coming for you so be ready..” he growled as you whimpered out as Bakugou hastily rolled his tongue and sucked along your clit and your orgasm came in seconds, squirting all over his face and he happily drank you all up. Momentarily Eijirou delivered one last thrust and immediately moaned out to the air as he blowed his load all the way inside Katsuki’s quivering hole, painting his walls white, cumming so much to the point that it dribbled down their meaty balls and thighs.

Lets just say, two pairs of legs and ass ached for the next few days..

Enjoy everyone 😈😉

Ahhh! Anon! This is so fucking hot😳

Kirishima making you eat his cum out of Bakugou’s ass while he fucks you next?👀

[pearl-blue-musings]

I can’t decide btwn kiribaku and shinbaku for the self ship thing 🙈

Ma’am both of these are top tier 🥰🤤 but I have had the worst shinbaku brainrot so we shall see this way!!

The two of them had invited you over for a movie night/ video game night to kinda chill from the hero life for a bit. Some how you had convinced them to do kario mart which is the Mario kart drinking game!! You were on it and winning almost every single race meaning thing one and thing two were fighting for last place. You losing every now and then gave you a slight buzz but nothing compared to them. So Bakugou tries to whisper to Shinsou with your back turned, “okay fuzzy head, here’s, here’s what’s gonna happen. I win, and you tell them we love them. Or or I win, you tell them cause-FUCK-‘m tired of seeing ‘em all sad and lonely.”

Shinsou lifts an eyebrow drunkenly and nods. “But I’m gonna win, and, and you’re gonna tell them. Cause I love them more.”

“‘Ts not true! I love them more!” Bakugou raises his voice, unaware that you’re stifling your giggles. You pretend you don’t hear them and start the next race. You lose on purpose and both men are at a loss for words when you quickly kiss the both of them on the cheek, earning matching blushes.

“I love you idiots, too.”

Help I need them so so so so bad thank you for this Mae

Elle’s Wine Night; send a selfship

[discrunkled-twog]

@endless-brainrot Dear Comet, my friend Comet... I don't think you know how AO3 works. But! I shall help you! :)

The clean portion of the MHA fandom in its entirety, 28,211 works, in English, including crossovers.

Clean MHA fics, without crossovers, in English, 27,499 works.

Clean MHA fics, tagged with "Bakusquad," in English, 520 works.

Clean Kiribaku fics, including crossovers, again, all completed, 2151 works.

Clean Kiribaku fics, excluding crossovers, completed, 2124 works.

I can do this for another ship or fandom, if you want. Though, I highly highly recommend making an AO3 account, or at the very least, learning to navigate the tagging system. I guarantee you'll be able to find anything you want to read, especially in a huge fandom like MHA.

[ao3feed-bakusquad]

KiriBaku Week 2022 - Day 2 - Fairytale

KiriBaku Week 2022 - Day 2 - Fairytale by babs exe

Kirishima Eijiro is an up and coming hero, a demigod with a thirst to prove himself to his father and the world that he could go the distance. With his pegasus Kaminari and helpful yet grumpy satyr mentor Aizawa, he is determined to save as many damsels in distress as he can.

Bakugo Katsuki had a past and a deal with the devil himself that he was bound to serve. Although he was sure it didn't include 'playing nice with monsters' in the small print of the contract. However, his world ended up turning upside down when he meets a redhead idiot trying to play hero.

Words: 1619, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of KiriBaku Week 2022

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Kaminari Denki

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou

Additional Tags: Pining, hercules au, KiriBaku Week, kiribaku, Kirishima as Hercules, Bakugo as Megara, Yes Kaminari is a horse in this, Fighting, Very Mild Violence, Had this brainrotting in my head and had to write it, fairytale AU

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38415670

[myherokatsuki]

⭐️💁‍♀️🔥💖 for the end of the year ask list!

⭐️ What things were you most proud of in regard to your writing (planned more, wrote some good dialogue, finished a fic, etc)?

Hmm, I guess I'm proud of all the fics that i did finish this year, even if I left a bunch of them unfinished to switch fandoms.

💁‍♀️ Who was/were your favorite character(s) to write for this year?

Answered here :3

🔥 If you could give the Biggest Kudos Award to anyone, who would it be and why? (A moot, an author, a beta, etc).

@kingkatsuki for being one of the first people in the bnha fandom who welcomed me, and whose fics have been a huge inspiration to me. @super-unpredictable98 & @crytalstellar for constantly indulging me in my oc shenanigans and thirst @santacarlahorrorshow for always supporting me and helping me bounce ideas off/listen to my rambling, even when its for a fandom/characters she knows nothing about. Also for you, Ellie, for always being my cheerleader and indulging in my wholesome brainrot. :3

💖 Do you have any WIPs that you’re excited to work on next year?

I do! I have a couple collab pieces that I'm really excited to work on (a yandere!Kirishima and an incubus!Bakugou) as well as a couple fics I've been wanting to write for a while now (a poly!KiriBaku mafia!au dark fic and an arranged marriage fic with Bakugou).

[overlordneptune]

I have stupidly heavy kiribaku brainrot.

Pls send help.

[saturnsorbits]

Even though I'm the complete opposite, I can understand why you delete messages and calls but why would you clear your camera roll? Don't you have any photos you want to keep? 👀

It does make sense but it also doesn't? I understand what you're saying but it has never happened to me so I probably don't really understand 🤣

Please, not Natsuo and Kiri coming to the rescue! I can totally see that happening tho! It must be hard for Bakugou to actually ask for help and of course Kiri is the only one he trusts! 😍

The Kiribaku idea is okay with me, after all he deserves to be happy! But but but, hear me out! What if he married Shouto? That definitely adds to the whole drama! 👀 I have severe todobaku brainrot for the past 2 weeks, I only took a break to read tour Dabi fic so bare with me! 🤣

So the self-ship! It all started with that fic I told you about, the one where Bakugou cheats on us with Uraraka! As you already know, I was a mess after this, so my mind came up with the Touya self-ship to help me get over it! In my scenario, the lov story is over, touya was caught alive and thrown in prison and after he served some time and went through therapy, he was released, Shouto helped with that! He wasn't a free man and he still had issues ofc, but he wasn't in prison anymore! Shouto was in charge of him, he bought him a place to stay and he also got him a remote job!

We met in a bar, both of us drinking alone! Nothing happened the first night, we didn't even talk or acknowledge each other but I kept seeing him there often and after a while we were kinda drinking together! I knew who he was but I didn't really care because I had my own problems at the time and I think he was happy that I didn't treat him differently! So, we formed this odd friendship and soon this turned to a fwb situation since none of us wanted a relationship, he had his intimacy issues and I couldn't trust someone after what Katsuki did! We started developing feelings tho, and one night we were both drunk, I confessed and he admitted he felt the same so we decided to give this a chance but we were going to take it very slowly! We stopped drinking too much and focused on actually helping each other get better and it all worked out in the end! I feel so weird talking about it but yeah, that's our story! 🥰

I also feel that when Bakugou and Touya become 'friends', they realise that they have things in common, like the fear of not doing/being good enough! I believe they start seeing a little bit of themselves in each other and even though they still fight sometimes because they're both competitive, it's not toxic like it was in the beginning!

-👀

I transfer most of them onto a little hard-drive pretty regularly so they don’t stay on my phone 😅

I just love the idea of Natsuo and Kirishima bonding over a cold beer while Bakugo berates Touya for putting a door hinge on ‘wrong’. Natsuo just flicking his eyebrows up with a: ‘Is he always like this?’ and Kiri blushes, before nodding and skulking off to try and play mediator. Later, Natsuo has to convince Touya out of setting Bakugo’s tool bag on fire out of revenge.

AH! Can you imagine! Bakugo’s been dating someone for a while, but he’s been pretty coy about it; until a few months in he shows up, scratching at his undercut and ask if it’s okay for his new boyfriend to meet your daughter. Of course, you agree. You’re over the moon for him and a few weeks later, you’re busy setting the dinner table when the front door goes. Your little daughters eyes light up. ‘Is that Daddy?’. You nod and smile: ‘And he’s bringing his new boyfriend, remember.’ Your daughter squeals, but before she can make a mad dash to the door, Touya’s there. He opens the door, takes one look at the people standing in his porch, snorts a harsh ‘Yeah, no.’ and slams the door again. Bakugo’s fist is slamming on the door in seconds and there’s practically steam coming out of his ears by the time you manage to rush over and let him in properly. By the time coats are off, Touya’s retreated to the sofa, a new bottle of beer in his hand as he glares at the newly arrived couple. ‘Thought you had better taste than that at least…’ Bakugo is ready to swing for him. ‘You cheeky cunt - who the fuck, do you -.’ Touya rolls his eyes. ‘Wasn’t talking to you, dickhead.’

Okay… imma stop there bc I can feel myself writing a whole damn fic. Might fuck around and write some snippets for it today and do like an out of order jumble drabble thing 👀

Ahhh! Your self-ship though! I love how you just gravitated towards each other - like it’s so natural and slow and gradual; and the whole learning to overcome things together when you finally confess 🥰 And the background you gave him! The recovery and getting back on his feet while you recover from your heartbreak too. I love it when you see two people lifting each other up and helping each other! The mutual healing! I - Ah! I love it!

But, also: Fuck Bakugo. I’mma give him a piece of my mind 😡😡😡

[lesbianmaki]

Can u do bakugou pls i am looking

knew u were gonna ask <3

favorite thing about them: he's so fucking TALENTED and he's ambitious and he has so much drive and continually wants to make himself better and yeah he's a dick but he also?? does care about people?? and anyway i love him send help the brainrot is consuming me

least favorite thing about them: definitely his anger and his horrendous coping skills, also the fact that he literally is me like shut up i dont need this i was just FINE and then this bitch had to call me out ❤️

favorite line: god all of them???? but the way he talks to the villains after they kidnap him,,,,,,,, bakugou i love you

brOTP: BAKUGOU AND OCHAKO THEY R BOTH TRANS AND THEYRE FRIENDS IM LOV

OTP: KIRIBAKU PLEASE THEYRE SO GOOD FOR EACH OTHER

nOTP: bakudeku 🤢🤢 absolutely not no thank you

random headcanon: AUTISTIC BAKUGOU THANK U AND GOODNIGHT also he's a gay trans guy and also hoh bakugou FUCKS

unpopular opinion: bakugou isn't a bad character and i think he's very similar to azula from atla in the sense that he's a gifted kid with a lot of expectations placed on him by borderline abusive parents? obviously the way he copes with that isn't okay, but i don't think bakugou is a bad person and i really want to explore his development and healing post-canon

song i associate with them: nobody by mitski oop

favorite picture of them:

THEY ARE STUDYING!!!!!!!