#kiri and his crocks

[todorokitouyasleftshoe]

Kiri and his Crocks™ part 3

*bakusquad out and about, encountering a low level villain*

Bakugou: shitty hair give me your shoe.

Kirishima: call it what it is and I’ll give it to you.

Bakugou: give me. your fucking. shoe.

Kaminari, smirking: cmon bakubro call it what it is.

Mina, giggling: yeah blasty what’s it called?

Bakugou, pissed: GIVE ME THE FUCKING SHOE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

Kirishima, visibly upset: please kat?

Bakugou, through gritted teeth: hand me your goddamn Crock kirishima.

Kiri, watching Bakugou launch his Crock at the villain: GET CROCKED!

[theloveinc]

i feel like at barbecues.. kiri is always given the job of making the dip, and does a damn good job at it :)

no because why does it always make me laugh to think about kiri as the cream cheese in the crock pot guy...

LMFAOOO he spent his whole 20s slathering kewpie mayo on everything only to finally be scolded about pulling himself together and actually learning how to make good sauces and dressings (probs by both you and bakugo)...

so by the time ppl are hosting more formal pot lucks for their families and stuff, he knows what he's doing w/ a dip. Never too creamy, too loose, too salty, too anything. Always perfect!!

(and I also like imagining him as good @ side dishes too. competing w/ bakugo abt who makes the best pickled veggies or double fried karage..... it's always a tough choice!!!)

[mangospams]

Something about naga (like the snake things) kiribaku just came into my mind, You just happened to stumble into their territory, so you slept in on of their nests for the night! To stay warm. The next morning you could feel a certain blonde hair naga, sniffing you in the crock thinking you’re their lost hatching. When you wake up terrified almost losing your balance, the creature hisses at you and catching you before you fell out the nest. THEY MISSED ON OF THEIR HATCHLINGS! You were that lost baby! He had to take you back to Naga kirishima in their cave. Once the creature wraps you in his tail, slithering up the cave. Naga Kirishima has similar features as Katsuki’s large red/orange colored tail and dark red claws, and pointy ears. Kirishima got closer to the nest, their scent must have rubbed off on you!., he took you in his arms, inspecting you and rubbing his cheek against yours. This had to be a misunderstanding you can’t be one of their hatchlings! Panic washes over you when Kirishima gently removes the blanket of you, to you have legs instead of tail. That’s okay you’re different but still their baby!. They didn’t seem like a threat to and make no attempt to harm or eat you like everyone says in the village.

Yan Naga kiribaku who though your blanket was extra layer of skin attacked to you, letting out a small hiss at it. Scaring you slightly, using the back of their claws to gently clam you down.

Yan Naga kiribaku who held you when you screamed scared of them, naga kirishima did nothing but hold you in attempts of comfort, he was warned that their hatchlings would be scared and flustered because of the oversensitive eyes that they have. They mistaken your tears for just being overwhelmed one’s.

Katsuki felt the need to intervene at some point, knowing that his mate kirishima believed you were their biological hatching. That you were gifted to them by some high power. Who knows, you might actually be theirs by a small precent. You might have been one out of the two eggs to survive that’s probably why you’re so small compared to them. Their beautiful little baby. They had to protect you their to precious baby.

-🐥

Now I think I’m in love with platonic yandere naga Kiribaku 😭😭

Kirishima is absolutely overwhelmed and so so happy that they finally have their hatchling back, Bakugou probably knows you’re not theirs but you were still alone in the woods so why not just take you with them? But he definitely begins to see you as his child. Kirishima is holding you so tightly even as you cry and beg for them not to eat you. He just thinks you’re nervous because you haven’t seen them in a long time

Bakugou is definitely the more reliable one, he is the one bringing you food and keeping you safe. Kiri is to busy making up for the time that you were away from them 🥺🥺

[ao3kiribaku]

@kirikiriwhoops

We're running with Notes While Reading again

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I'm one paragraph in and I have regrets and hopes. I shouldn’t have asked for this, now i'm afraid i'm gonna love this old lady and then she'll die, my eyes are alredy watering. 

So I'm choosing to believe this is an elaborate scheme of hers to get her dubass grandchild back with his dumbass boyfriend, ya know, grama goes "uhh,look at me, I'm dying, Oh, how I love to see lovely Katsuki one last time”

Then, once the idiots are reunited and have been forced to work on their issues, Sike!, but since you’re both already here...

Yes, lovely katsuki, because she would be as sweet as Ei plus have a fowl mouth like only old people menage and ketsuki would love her to no end, also she cooks and she shared even her secret recipes with him, Eijirou doesn’t have access to those, she fears the blasphemies he would commit

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Oh, gods, it's not a scheme. It's in the tags. I'm a dumbass. Well, didn't I dig my own grave with that headcannon... Way to go, genius, make youself like the character even more in a futile attempt to prevent pain and it makes it worse.

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Katsuki, what have you done you brainless bastard??? Just like that, out of the blue? I'm confused, I need answers.

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I'm loving Kiri family, makes me happy that they make it clear that he can leave at any moment. They are gratfull for his help, but know that he should also live his own life. My heart sings songs of healthy family relationships

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I love Denkis as ship capaitn, boy has not one single subtle cell in the entirety of his body. Also, Hanta being the overprotective friend is really nice, but Soy Sause better hold his horses, we have a ship to sail.

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Me tring to piece Kiri's outfit together

I will end up buying red crocks and I blame the kiribaku fandom.

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Then there was a scoff. An unmistakable “Tch”

My heart skipped a beat and started racing, oh, god, oh god, oh god, oh god. That cliffhanger is a criminal offense.

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[lil-pine-mha-drabbles]

hiiii! i hope you’re feeling better! i know i’ve requested from you before but i love your writing and you write my bb kiri so well :,))

if it’s doable could i request a road trip with the bakusquad? head cannons are okay if that’s easier, and now i’m talking too much lmao

it’s okay if this is too much, thank you <33

Kirishima x reader

Road trip!!!!

Sweet sapling, never apologize for requesting something so cute, of course I’ll do it!

Thank you so much for the support and kind words I hope you like this. Words just tumbled out and I made this!

Trigger warning!!

Does mention a creepy man who is apart of a trafficking ring. He says one thing that could be disturbing to some people. Otherwise it’s fine, save for some swearing on Bakugou and Sero’s parts.

This was based partly on my last road trip!

Here are some people that inspire me! @alpha-bnha-boys and @random-mha-thoughts

There are 1445 words to read below the line!

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You weren’t really sure how you got roped into it, the road trip. The trunk was packed tightly and you were shoved into the van with your boyfriend and his friends. The radio played “Firework” loudly while Bakugou drove but no one mentioned it, they all just sang along with Katie. He drove roughly five hours while Kiri took a nap, he had to drive next.

Your head rolled to the side and bonked into the window while Kirishima drove with you in the front seat. You were most comfortable with him driving, he was very responsible and drove smoothly. Though, you weren’t the only one falling asleep, Mina was passed out in the trunk on a makeshift bed on all the luggage, Bakugou was snoring lightly, his face shoved against the seat that he pushed Kaminari off of and the electric boy was under the seat with blankets wrapped all around him, and Sero taped his pillow to the window and slept with his neck at an odd angle, drooling occasionally.

You looked up at your boyfriend groggily and smiled when he placed his hand on your thigh lovingly. The car was just coming into a lit up city when your head lolled and you fell asleep.

When you woke up you were at a gas station. You slid on your crocks Kiri bought you and walked into the obnoxiously bright pit stop. You went to the bathroom and looked around the gross room with stalls. Mina was washing her face in the sink and smiled at you when she squinted her eyes at you through the soap. You waved tiredly and walked into the stall with a flickering light. The floor had brown tiles with disgusting stains you hoped were just grease. There was that stupid gap in the door that you could see out of very easily and saw Mina walk out a bump into Kirishima.

“Hey, Mina. Is (Y/n) in there?”

“Yup! She’s using the restroom though, so you should wait.” He nodded and you watched the door close.

You finished up and washed your hands and face then opened the door to meet your red headed boyfriend.

“What’s up, babes?” You asked when he hugged you.

“There was this guy trying to get in the girls room. Bakubro and I asked him to leave but he stuck around so Bakugou walked Mina to the car and I’ll walk you.” You smiled at him brightly and kissed his cheek not even worried about the creepy man, cuz your boyfriend would protect you.

“Where Denki and Sero?”

“They’re getting snacks and energy drinks.” Kirishima smiled at you and opened the door for you, the bell ringing loudly. Outside you saw the guy Kiri mentioned by the trash cans watching Mina.

You poked Kiri in the arm and pointed to the creepy man. Your boyfriend nodded and placed his hand on your lower back and gently pushed you forward with him. You got in shot gun next to Mina who was in the driver seat and shut the door.

Bakugou and Kirishima stood outside the car, talked for a bit, and sauntered over to the suspicious man. The lights over head of the car flickered as a bunch of bugs flew in front of it but you were watching the two boys. They talked to the man for a bit until Bakugou punched the guy in the face and before you knew it, Kiri was holding him back and Sero who just walked out taped the man to the wall and Denki started calling the police.

Neither of you could hear what they were saying but you got a good idea. Sero walked to the car with his snacks and opened the back door.

“What’s up with the guy?” Mina asked him.

“I don’t have all the answers but the guy said some gross things about you guys and Bakubro punched him and was going to beat the shit outa him but Kirishima held him back. I saw a little bit coming out and when the guy tried to make a mad dash, I taped him up. Denks is talking with the police and I’m gonna go talk to the employees.” He said quickly before shutting the door and walking into the station to talk to the workers.

You sighed deeply, guess you wouldn’t be on the road anytime soon. After fifteen minutes of waiting patiently, Mina fell asleep and you were close behind her.

Kirishima shrugged of some dirt that got on his shirt in the scuffle and looked over to the car where Mina was sleeping with her mouth open and you were just about to sleep, and he smiled warmly at you both. You were so beautiful.

The sun was coming up in the distance when the police arrived, it had only been a half an hour but Kirishima was still on edge.

“Okay, tell us exactly what happened. What are your names?”

“I’m Bakugou Katsuki.” He growled loudly.

“I’m Kirishima Eijiro.”

“I’m Single,” Denks flashed a smile at the police woman who sighed and pointed to her wedding ring. “Right... I’m Kaminari Denki.”

“Hanta Sero.” Sero nodded in thought.

“Alright, boys, what happened?” She questioned, hands holding a pen and note pad.

“Well we got here about five and got in for a pit stop, my girlfriend and my friend went into the ladies room to freshen up and Bakugou and I saw this guy,” Kiri pointed to the man being cuffed. “trying to get into the girls bathroom. I asked him to leave but he didn’t. Bakugou walked Mina, my friend, to the car and I waited for my girlfriend to get out. When we got out he was hanging around the dumpster looking at Mina.” He pointed to the car where you and Mina were snoring.

“Okay. Who initiated the first hit?” The woman asked kindly.

“We asked him what his fucking deal was and he started spouting shit about how pretty the girls were and how there necks would look good chained to his bed and all that nasty shit. I punched his dumbfuck face.” Bakugou told her, he was getting steamed just thinking about what happened.

“Okay, we appreciate it. We’re gonna have to have you all come down to the station for more questions.” All the boys groaned loudly. “It won’t take long. You’ll be out of here by two PM.” She smiled and walked away to share her information with her partners.

“Well here we go I guess. This’ll be a Bakusquad adventure that’s for sure!” Kaminari smiled brightly.

“Shut up, sparkleshit. I want to take a nap.” Bakugou growled as he stomped towards the car.

Kirishima and Sero sighed and followed after the loud blonde. Kaminari was the first there, he hopped in the backseat and smiled when Bakugou promptly passed out on his shoulder. Sero sat next to the two while Kirishima gently picked up Mina and put her next to Sero where she flopped over onto all three guys laps. Bakugou grunted but stayed asleep.

Kirishima got in the driver’s seat and kissed your forehead before he started following the police who waved him to follow them.

You and Mina had woken up when you got to the police department and they told you to go to a small café when they figured out neither of you knew anything about the incident. You sat across from the pink girl while you stirred your drink lazily, the latte art getting destroyed but you didn’t care.

Mina played with your hair while you looked at your phone and talked about random things.

“Kiri just texted me,” you told her. Her ears perked up in silent curiosity. “He said they’re done being questioned and that guys going to jail. Turns out he was apart of some sex traffickers.”

“Jeez, can’t even get a break from putting people in jail even on our vacation!” She exclaimed.

“I know. We can head to the car now. They’ll be out in a minute.” She nodded and you both finished your drinks and walked out to the car across the street.

When Kiri caught sight of you he smiled brightly as held his arms out in an invitation. You looked both ways and ran across only to jump in his arms excitedly. He smiled and kissed your lips happily.

“Okay, pebble! Let’s get going, everyone, Mina’s driving.” He called out to everyone and set you next to him in the car.

Bakugou sat in front while Denks and Sero sat next to you both.

You were sure more adventures were to come on this road trip.

[curlystar09]

I’m so tired and my body hurts so I wasn’t able to write more than two paragraphs of the next chapter for strangely familiar.... but I’m laying here thinking and like....

Can you guys picture Kirishima getting ready for a party and his clothing choices are just... no.

And Bakugou just can’t deal with it. People are going to see him with this idiot after all. So he starts yelling at kiri to change and starts throwing an outfit together for Kirishima

And kiri is thankful for the help cuz he had no idea what to wear

.... but like... Bakugou ended up matching kiri’s outfit with his own and now... they look like a couple. But Bakugou doesn’t notice because he’s just glad Kirishima isn’t wearing crocks and shorts to a semi formal party.

And Mina being the one to point it out at them. Just to have Bakugou grumble and say something like “so what?” While Kirishima is blushing cuz he is matching with his best friend who he has a crush on. And like.... aaahhhhhhh

Bakugou totally not taking advantage of this to make sure no one flirts with kiri all night.

I had a whole story for this but that is all cuz I may use this later on... maybe idk.

[tteokdoroki]

💜- HOLY SHIT BIG BRAIN IDEA. POLY KIRIBAUK AU WHERE THEY BOTH WORK AT AN AQUARIUM/CONSERVATION PLACE/ AQUATIC VET!

Kirishima obviously works with the sharks, they are just so manly. He is the vet for the sharks in the exhibits and it’s his job to make sure they are all healthy, and he also works to help rehabilitate injured sharks.

Bakugou, I’m not sure what he does. I could see him also doing stuff with sharks or orcas, or maybe something with snakes/ alligators/ reptiles, they had those at the aquarium I used to go to but then again I grew up like 10 minutes away from beaches, even though it was the north east. I can see Bakugou working with snakes.

And you probably work as a tour guide or something like that, or a trainer. And they always love showing you the new animals and letting you take a close look at them.

ohhh!! i love this so much :((

kiri would pretend he could speak to the sharks for the kids too, he gets mistaken for one because of his sharp teethies so he talks to the sharks like they’re friends aaa !! makes sure his boys are nice and healthy too

i see bakugou as like a reptile, snake crock person too, just all badass and he’s so proud of his animals !! they’ve got dumb names like “ripper” or “killer” and he helps the kids to not be scared of them 🥺🥺👍🏾

[oikawasass]

I do adore

‣ pairing : kirishima x fem reader.

‣ oneshot.

‣ synopsis : a sweet ukulele song under the stars sounds like the perfect confession to me. 

‣ wordcount : 1.7k+

‣ warnings : none.

"Hey, sharky."

Y/n approached her childhood friend cautiously, finding herself delving into the nervous habit of playing with her fingers as she took a few more steps towards him.

Kirishima turned around to pull his attention away from Katsuki, Denki and Sero at the familiar voice filling his ears. The redhead's expression instantly brightened, flashing his sharp teeth in a toothy grin once he’d seen the girl now standing before him.

"Hey! What’s up N/n?" The boy asked, fully turning his body to now give her his full attention. Y/n felt herself gently bite at the inside of her cheek as she forced up the confidence to go through with her plan.

You see, tonight Y/n had planned to confess to her long-time best friend. She’d been putting it off for a few years now, the thought of him not reciprocating her feelings and losing him as her best friend, or simply having things become awkward terrifying her enough to keep her mouth shut for as long as she had.

They’d done everything together since their early days in middle school. They shared the same dreams, the same wonders, the same fears, the same hopes and goals, there was nothing they didn’t share or support each other through. Perhaps that’s just what made their relationship so sweet.

Or perhaps it was all the sleepovers and sleepless nights together, all the long talks about their existence and 3 am existential crisis’s they shared together after too many horror movies and Netflix documentaries. All the times they would sit in each other's rooms enjoying the others company in comfortable silence, or shouting their lungs out to some terrible pop song they loved to make fun of.

Hell, maybe it was even all of the struggles and weights of their insecurities knocking them down, only to have the other one there to help them back on their feet no matter what. All the times they broke down in each other's arms because it was the one place they felt safe and secure enough to do so. All the tears cried on the other's shoulder with all the comforting words whispered to one another during the lowest times in their lives.

They’ve been there for each other through it all, And that’s why she found herself fallen so hopelessly in love with the boy.

"Are you busy? I’ve got something I wanna do with you really quick." Y/n finally forced out of her throat, stuffing her hands into the pockets of her- no, Kirishima’s black sweatpants she wore.

Eijirou turned back to his group of friends, almost as if to ask for permission to run off with you as he always did. They all sighed heavily, nodding their heads. It was a simple answer they were used to giving at this point, their red-headed friend did this surprisingly often.

With another toothy smile, Kirishima turned back to the h/c haired girl standing across from him and shook his head.

"Nope, I’m all yours. What do you wanna do?" He tilted his head gently to the side, feeling his cheeks go warm when Y/n had reached out and grabbed his hand, beginning to drag him off somewhere.

"Just follow me."

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The pair reached the roof, Kirishima still being dragged by the girl to their favourite spot. It was around the corner from the entranceway, giving them the privacy of the wall behind them, and a perfect view of the city. It was their go-to spot when they wanted to talk about something important.

So of course, Kirishima got the notion. He sat down in his usual spot on the right side of Y/n, crossing his legs and letting his arms rest in his lap. "Is everything alright, N/n?” He asked, concern lacing his tone of voice. Y/n didn’t answer him, too focused on pulling her red ukulele out of the small case strung across her back. It was the same one Eijirou had gotten her for Christmas last year.

"Just- Just listen, okay?" Y/n said through her unstable voice, it was obvious she was nervous.

With a deep breath, she slowly began the island strum of the opening melody.

Everything you do it sends me

Higher than the moon with every

Twinkle in your eye

You strike a match that lights my heart on fire

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " kiri? "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " yeah, n/n? "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " when we’re grown-ups, ‘n you become a

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ super awesome hero, yous not gonna forget

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ about me right? "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " no, dummy! we’re gonna be super awesome

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ heroes and beat up all the bad guys

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ together! "

When you're near, I hide my blushing face

And trip on my shoelaces

Grace just isn't my forte

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " since when are you such a klutz, n/n?

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ you’ve tripped on nothing at least six times

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ today! "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " I am not a klutz! the air around my feet is

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ just too thick so it keeps getting my feet

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ caught up in it. "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " or maybe it’s you finally ‘falling’ for me like

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ everyone said you would? "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " you wish, sharky. "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " I told you not to call me that!! "

But it brings me to my knees when you say

Hello, how are you, my darling today?

I fall into a pile on the floor

Puppy love is hard to ignore

When every little thing you do, I do adore

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " you don’t need a super flashy quirk to be

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ great, sharky. i don’t know how many times

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ i’ve gotta engrave that into your brain! "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " I know, I know! i just can’t help but think-

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ mmff ! "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " I'm not taking my hand off your mouth until

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ you agree with me on how amazing you are. "

We're as different as can be

I've noticed you're remarkably relaxed

And I'm overly uptight

We balance out each other nicely

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " what’re you so nervous about, n/n? it’s just

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ a dance. ease up a little! plus, look at how

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ fire your date looks! "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " quit flexing in my mirror so i can finish

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ getting ready, sharky!! "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " okay okay, i’m moving! but seriously, lighten

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ up! we’ll have a great time. "

You wear sandals in the snow

In mid-July, I still feel cold

We're opposites in every way

But I can't resist it when say

Hello, how are you, my darling today?

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " hello my darling n/n, to what do I owe the

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ pleasure on such a fine winter morning? "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " . . . are those crocks? "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " of course they’re crocks. "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " there’s 2 feet of snow on the ground. "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " and? lightning mcqueen is made for all

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ kinds of weather. "

I fall into a pile on the floor

Puppy love is hard to ignore

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " you’ve got lovesick eyes, I know that look

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ n/n! "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " I do not, quit overthinking ! "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " you totally do, you’re even blushing! so who

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ is it? "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " no one dummy! quit asking! "

When every little thing you do, I do adore

Finding words, I mutter

Tongue-tied, twisted

Foot in mouth, I start to stutter

Ha, ha, Heaven help me

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " so what’d you wanna tell me, n/n? "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " w-well. . .you see. . .its just. . ."

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ " It’s nothing. forget I even said anything,

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ahaha. "

Hello, how are you, my darling today?

I fall into a pile on the floor

Puppy love is hard to ignore

When every little thing you do, I do adore

Every little thing ba ba bap ba

Every little thing ba ba bap ba

Every little thing you do I do, adore.

Y/n swallowed thickly when her singing and the strumming of the ukulele in her hands came to a close.

She had always sung for Kirishima, and he had always loved to listen. Her sweet, melodic voice overtaking his ears was something he truly did cherish each time it happened, despite how frequent it did.

Yet this time was different, and of course, Eijirou knew that.

This was her confession.

They had thought of all the same childhood moments they shared leading up to now for each line of her song, it didn’t need to be said. Call it their minds being linked, I suppose.

Letting the ukulele rest loosely in her lap, Y/n gently rose her gaze from the concrete beneath them to Kirishima’s slightly shocked expression. The look on his face only made her nerves grow, causing her to subconsciously play with her fingers in her lap again.

Except Kirishima stopped them, placing his larger hands atop her own to halt her fidgeting. The girl felt her cheeks warm at the action, despite how many times he’s done it before. It was as if everything in that moment was new for the two, as they were no longer on the level of being simple best friends.

The look in their eyes showed that deep down, they were so much more.

With a shaky inhale, Y/n finally brought herself to meet her e/c eyes with the other’s red ones, a silence falling over them as they were both at a loss for where to begin. She wanted to explain to Eijirou her reasoning for the song, and the reasoning for all her clumsiness and fumbling around him for the past few months, she wanted to explain everything. Not to mention, the girl desperately wanted an answer to her confession. It was eating her away at this point, questioning whether or not he’d felt the same.

Little did she know, that wasn’t necessary. Kirishima had finally pieced it all together, her song was just that last missing centre puzzle piece.

Opening her mouth to speak, Y/n wasn’t even able to get one word out before she was suddenly cut off, feeling a soft pair of plush lips press against her own.

And that was the only answer she needed.

[todorokitouyasleftshoe]

mei: ok hear me out

kiri: hearing

mei: what about rock crocs?

kiri, quietly: crocks

mei:

kiri: Excellent Idea Hatsume, very Manly