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ghostsbrokenbyfairytales · 4 months ago
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who: kirby and lynx where: lake party @oxtofmydcpth
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kirby was still a social person despite all the recent events they've gone through so when they saw someone who looked interesting to talk to they said fuck it, why not. pulling out a joint from their pocket it they lit it, putting the lighter back away after and taking a drag. "you smoke?" they asked holding it out.
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ghostsbrokenbyfairytales · 4 months ago
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kirby smiled and let out a small sigh of relief that ward was okay with it then eventually kissed him., pulling away only barely. "i don't mind you checking in and asking how i'm doing and all that shit, some days may get rough and i might just need you to i don't know, hang out with me i guess. i think one of these days i'll be able to tell you i just.. have to work my way to it." telling a stranger was one thing and they knew that but telling their partners was going to be a whole different situation.
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Ward nodded his head immediately, "Course you can, and it's ok," he said leaning forward to brush his lips against Kirby's. "Just whenever this starts let me know if you want me checking in or if you'd rather keep it to yourself," he said giving them a small squeeze, "Can always play it by ear and find a good middle ground too." He's tempted to ask Olivia how supporting someone through this goes, unsure if he'd be any good at it.
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cosmicwhoreo · 1 year ago
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...SO, I made another Kirby Oc...
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Lore under the cut!
Art and scripture older than most existing galaxies today can be found all over The Dream Fountain. Depicting a graceful, godlike entity that archaeologists had dubbed "Lady Dream". While a majority of the text is still left untranslated, they've managed to piece together a small snippet of a story from the many, aged murals dotted around the fountain's surrounding structures.
They could only recover the apparent story about halfway through, though. As a good portion of the glass paintings had been either desecrated or completely destroyed. Whether it was through conscious and malicious actions taken by an aggressive third party, or just time taking it's toll on the sacred ground, they have no idea…
"Lady Dream is, from what we can gather; the Goddess of the Night and the Founder of Dreams and Nightmares. Whose endless tears, brought on by an unknown tragedy lost to time, began to pool into a starry puddle beneath her hunched form as she wept. And soon enough that puddle became a lake...
And eventually, She soon crumpled down onto the lake's floor and finally closed her teary eyes. Ane as her grief and power slowly melded into one, she began to dream the first and longest dream. And through her powers, she connected with the universe's many creatures and extended her sleepy delusions of paradise and strange stories to them, created by her now endless sleep. Granting them all the gift of a moment's solace with her from their own troubling existences. However, the unconscious mind has a way of pulling you back to your pain. A terrible pain. And it is said that she once had held a dream so fearsome, it birthed a dark horror from the once peaceful fountain of dreams. Tearing through the sky like a black comet of fear and sorrow. Unleashing onto the universe a new kind of terror.
The first ever NIGHTMARE."
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nintendocompositions · 1 month ago
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Boo Spooky Symphony II!
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(Sorry for double posting but I realized I can't pin a reblogged post!) Rising from the grave after slumbering for 12 years, I've updated and mixed 40 songs into a non-stop mix! This is my original vision for the NintenComp Mixes finally coming to life, I'm so excited to share it with y'all! Download available on my SoundCloud, thanks for listening! Should I revive any other mixes??
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening - Face Shrine Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Haunty Halls Galaxy Pokémon Let's Go Pikachu & Eevee - Pokémon Tower Mario Party 9 - Boo's Horror Castle Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Twilight Town Mario Party 4 - Boo's Haunted Bash Metroid Prime - Frigate Orpheon The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Twilight Super Mario 64 - Haunted House Luigi's Mansion - Talking With Ghosts Yoshi's Story - The End Pokémon Legends: Arceus - Night Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - GBA Boo Lake The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening - Eagle's Tower Luigi's Mansion - Mansion (Dark Hallway) Super Mario Galaxy - Waltz of the Boos Pokémon Scarlet & Violet - Horror Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Creepy Steeple Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Creepy Steeple (Remake) The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Ikana Valley Pokémon Let's Go Pikachu & Eevee - Lavender Town Super Mario 3D World - Shifty Ghost Mansion Super Paper Mario - World of Nothing Metroid Prime - Lava Caves Animal Crossing - K.K. Dirge The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Light and Shadow Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Twisted Mansion Mario Party 4 - The Boo House The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening - Dream Shrine Luigi's Mansion 3 - Castle MacFrights: Tension Mario Kart 64 - Banshee Boardwalk Super Mario Odyssey - Bonneton Super Mario RPG - Sunken Ship (Remake) Mario Party 2 - Horror Land Mario Party Superstars - Horror Land (Home Stretch) Pokémon Scarlet & Violet - Mochi Mayhem The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - Guardian Chase Kirby Air Ride - Dense Fog Today The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Final Hours Animal Crossing: City Folk - Halloween
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just-dino-maggie · 2 years ago
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Masterlist
I write nhl imagines sometimes and I thought I’d put them all in one spot to make it a little easier.
Prompts List
Matt Boldy
BC Parties - parties with Matt
Future - talking about the future
Fights - Matt gets into a fight and it’s hot
Tree - he’s a big boy
Hide and Seek - fluff, that’s it
Snack note - leaving a note on Matt’s favorite snack
Slow Dancing - dancing in the kitchen while the water runs
Opening Up - she’s never vulnerable but Matt might just change that
Trevor Zegras
Jealous - unwanted jealousy
Just Friends Part 2 Part 3 - he can’t force his feelings
Nantucket - brushing his hair after a beach day
The Intern Part 2 - they just don’t work well together, untill they do
Forbidden Love - Jack’s little sister has feelings for Trevor
Breakdown - Trevor is having a hard time dealing with the constant losing
Jack Hughes
Fixing the hurt - caring for jacks hockey injuries
Sick - taking care of Jack after a road trip.
Comfort - Jack helps her through a panic attack
Reconnecting - they reconnect after a hard breakup and work things out
Just like home - Nico and her share a language and Jack adores it
Housewarming - a misunderstanding gets resolved at the lake house
Zap Zone - two friends hanging out turns into more
Finally Yours - Jack can’t take being friends any longer
Cole Caufield
School Project - they aren’t friends but they have to work together.
Moritz Seider
Bad day - Mo has a bad day, she makes it better
Luke Hughes
Mutual Dislike - they’ve never liked each other, right?
Arguing - an argument turns sour and Luke decides to fix it.
Peaceful Mornings - they find ways to spend time together in their busy lives.
3am - Luke has a confession
Nick Blankenburg
Umich Party - they finally get a chance to talk
First Kiss - Nick gives her the best first kiss
Brendan Brisson
Rain - jealous briss kissing in the rain
Ethan Edwards
Back Home - visiting his family with an unwanted addition
Nico Hischier
Waking up - a morning with Nico after a road trip
Bath Chat - a cute talk in the bathroom
Andrei Svechnikov
Night Swimming - they meet at the pool and they do what they’ve always wanted to
Beard - Which is better Andrei with the beard or without?
Kirby Dach
Surprise - even with a busy schedule Kirby finds time to visit
Bowen Byram
Post Game - cute fluffy blurb
Ryder Donavan
Dad - ryder as a dad
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sc0tters · 1 year ago
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Ambers 150 Celly Playlist
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Hello and Welcome to the 150 follower celebration.
I want to thank you all for the love that this account has been receiving since it’s creation, so keep reading to learn about how you can be apart of the celly!
Below you will find 20 of my favourite songs for when I write.
As all have now been allocated a player, happy reading!
Taylor Swift
The Way I Loved You - [Matthew Tkachuk] you and Matthew have been in a situationship for far too long and when he gets injured things come out of his mouth that he so badly regrets.
I Can See You - [Trevor Zegras] you and Trevor have been in a FWB relationship for over a year, but what happens when he gets jealous during your families yearly trip to the lake house?
Electric Touch - [Mat Barzal] a fight between you and Mat causes confessions to be made.
Paper Rings - [Nico Hischier] it’s your one year anniversary when you and Nico are all nervous but for totally different reasons.
Betty - [Nico Hischier] you take a chance staying in town when Nico comes back and things take an interesting turn when your ex shows up at your door for your birthday.
Lover - [Ethan Edwards] after a stressful day Ethan has the perfect way of coming to the rescue and giving you a moment to relax.
The Story of Us - [Ethan Edwards] when Ethan learns about your intentions of transferring to a different college, the conversation takes a turn for the worst.
August - [Quinn Hughes] you and Quinn get a chance to see that your usual summer fling works all year round.
The Last Great American Dynasty - [Andrei Svechnikov] when less that fortunate circumstances cause you to live with your older brother, you realise it might not be as bad as you once thought once you meet his teammate Andrei.
Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince - [Jack Hughes] 5 times Jack and your paths ran parallel to each other and the one time they finally became perpendicular.
Ed Sheeran
Dive - [Trevor Zegras] Trevor made one of the biggest decisions in your relationship today, so it’s only right that a look back in time at some of the highlights in your relationship happened.
Kiss Me - [Luke Hughes] when Alex and Trevor decide to voice their feelings about you it causing Luke to reevaluate his own.
Tate McRae
Uh Oh - [Nico Hischier] you go to a bar where you think it’s a coincidence that you run into Nico, little do you know that he planned it all.
Don’t Come Back - [Nico Hischier] the downfall of your relationship with Nico is both thick and fast, especially when neither one of you try to stop it.
Morgan Wallen
Thinkin' Bout Me - [Trevor Zegras] your fling with Trevor ended months ago, now that you’ve got a boyfriend you can’t help but miss the Ducks star.
Cowgirls - [Ethan Edwards] as the bombshell of Umich, you set your sights on Ethan and don’t give up, not without a fight.
Lewis Capaldi
Burning - [Mat Barzal] you and Mat had been at opposing ends for weeks and with no clear truce in sight is it time for you two to call it quits?
Leah Kate
Fuck Up the Friendship - [Kirby Dach] you and Kirby are at the same party but this time there are feelings involved.
Shawn Mendes
When You’re Ready - [Jack Hughes] Jack has finally prepared for the big day, he’s going to propose to you.
Nervous - [Gabe Perreault] four times Gabe realised that he was in love with you and the one time he did something about it.
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WEEK SEVEN LINEUP
Soooo. I've been gone a while. What was supposed to be Week Six became more like "Two Months" Six. My bad. I can't promise that random breaks won't happen, but I'll do my level best to not let them become longer than a week if they do (knock on wood - the last time I said "I'll try not to take anymore random breaks" i dipped for a month).
Anyways, here's a very delayed Week Seven! Thank you to everyone who stuck around while I vanished.
Darkiplier - Markiplier
The Puzzler - Generation Loss
The Extinguisher - Jerma's 2022 Holiday Awards Show Extravaganza
The Giant Rat - Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure
Candace Flynn - Phineas and Ferb
Venus aka Kanamori - Heaven's Design Team
Han Ying - Word of Honor
Michealangelo - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Carrie White - Carrie (all media)
Steve the Trooper - Chuggaconroy’s Pikmin videos
The Thunderhead - Arc of a Scythe
Haruki Nakayama - Given
A - Tomorrow Will Be Dying
Doris Frances Barbara - Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast
Juliet Capulet - & Juliet
May - & Juliet
Castiel Supernatural - Supernatural
Derek Hale - Teen Wolf
Lúthien Tinúviel - The Silmarillion
Potamos - Wedding Peach
Jiang Cheng - The Untamed
Poe Dameron - Star Wars
Asterion - Baldur's Gate 3
Dalian - Dantalian no Shoka
Shulk - Xenoblade Chronicles
Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
Zanza - Xenoblade Chronicles
Kuu - Haibane Renmei
Cole MacGrath - Infamous
Captain Olimar - Pikmin
Raku-chan - Nyan Neko Sugar Girls
Annie Wintersummer - Unprepared Casters
Yona - Akatsuki no Yona
Shane Schofield (Scarecrow) - Scarecrow and Jack West Junior
The Medic - Team Fortress 2
Sailor Jupiter - Sailor Moon
Orbulon - WarioWare
Mike - WarioWare
Cure Honey - Happiness Charge Precure
Crazy Barks - Drawn to Life
Ninjini - Skylanders
Cure La Mer - Tropical Rouge Precure
End (Endymion) - Beyond the End
Kansuke Yamato - Detective Conan
Mr. Crow, AKA Aldous Vanderboom - Rusty Lake/Cube Escape
Vega - Street Fighter
Izumi Miyamura - Horimiya
Aldark - Drawn to Life
M. Bison - Street Fighter
Aoi Inuyama - Yuru Camp
Klara - Pokemon
Virginia Lewis - The 10th Kingdom
Muriel - Good Omens
Nene Kusanagi - Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage/Project Sekai
Michiko Malandro - Michiko to Hatchin
Suzuki Shinya - 10 Dance
Miles Maitland - Bright Young Things
Diavolo - Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
Burly, Blabberwort, and Bluebell - The 10th Kingdom
Natsume Takashi - Natsume's Book of Friends
Faust - Guilty Gear
Sugiki Shinya - 10 Dance
Cure Finale - Delicious Party Precure
Igarashi Vice - Kamen Rider Revice
Mitsumi Iwakura - Skip and Loafer
The Corinthian - The Sandman
Shizuku Hinomori - Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage/Project Sekai
Mickey Muldoon - The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns
Natsuki Shinomiya - Uta no Prince Sama
Sasha Braus - Attack on Titan
Virtue Courtenlock - Krillverse
Goop Lyn - veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes.tumblr.com
Jean-Francois - Bunny Maloney
Tome Kurata - Mob Psycho 100
Seras Victoria - Hellsing
Pang Pawaret - The gifted
Viren - The Dragon Prince
Brawne Lamia - Hyperion
Dai Lee - Let Dai
Haruka Kiritani - Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage/Project Sekai
Minori Hanasato - Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage/Project Sekai
Cube - Gather Ye Power
C-53 - Mission to Zyxx
Cynte - Endoparasitic
Ged/Sparrowhawk - Earthsea
Sniff - The Moomins
Soren Baltimore - Camp Here & There
Mellow - Endacopia
Eunhyung Song - Let Dai
Rufus - Deponia
Sheik - The Legend of Zelda
Lee Ping - Detentionaire
Kasane Fuchi - Kasane
Shigure Sohma - Fruits Basket
Aymeric de Borel - Final Fantasy XIV
Meta Knight - Kirby
Luka Couffaine - Miraculous Ladybug
Satō - Ajin: Demi-Human
Mudkip - Pokemon
Death of the Endless - The Sandman
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dr0wning-in-hell · 2 years ago
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Siren Song- Jed
Summary: In which the gang has discovered a siren amongst the waters of Mystic Falls, but only because Jed was the only one who could hear her song.
Warnings: some angst, slightly mean!reader, mentions of hunting, a little agression from reader
Word Count: 3.3k+
Pairing/Characters: Jed x mermaid!reader, hope mikealson, Landon Kirby, Kaleb, M.G., Lizzie Saltzman, Josie Saltzman, Alaric Saltzman,
Prompt: “Can you do a mermaid reader fic set the the show legacies? And can it be mermaid reader x Jed?” -anon / “ If you still take requests and if you do can you do a Legacies Jed maybe Like a fluff?” -anon
A/N: I’m still trying to figure out the other parts to my other Jed fic, I’m just not sure what to do with it at this point:/ if anyone has any suggestions please let me know! I also decided to combine the two and knock two birds out with one stone! This might have to have a second part, it depends on how well this one does. 
New masterlist| prompt list| color prompts| buy me a ko-fi!!
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No one at the Salvatore Boarding School ever thought they would come face to face with a real mermaid, let alone a siren. Sure the students had heard stories about sirens from headmaster Saltzman, but they never thought they’d meet one. These students had fought loads of different monsters that emerged from Malivore, all of them having been forgotten by society. In a way, this was kind of like that but without all the killings.
It was a rather hot day at the school so of course the only way to not die of heat stroke was to have a pool day. Kaleb was grilling some burgers, someone was blasting music through a speaker they had got their hands on, and the teens were basking in the rays of sun. It wasn’t every day that they got to be ‘normal’ teenagers, so for once in their lives they grasped the day by it’s handles and just prayed to god that it never ended. That’s how some of them felt, Jed on the other hand was about to dig is eardrums out of his head. It wasn’t the music playing through the speaker that had his ears bleeding, it was the sound of a humming that was coming from far out in the distant.
Jed has no idea how he heard it, but he did and it was the most annoying thing on the planet. He was trying to enjoy the day with his friends, forget about all the troubles for once, but this was just absolutely dreadful. Standing up from the pool angrily, the werewolf threw on a t-shirt and shoes and decided against his best intentions that he would follow the sound and see where it takes him. His friends watched as he hastily walked through the trees, mumbling to himself that he was losing his mind and hearing things that no one else could hear.
His friends followed him, abandoning their carefree day and wondering behind the wolf to see where he would lead them. Though they tried to call out his name to get his attention, it seemed it didn’t matter as he just walked farther and farther along until they all reached the lake that was infamous for it’s summer parties.
Jed stopped at the edge of the water, looking out into it as if he was waiting for someone- or rather something- to emerge from the depths of the water. 
Out of curiosity, Kaleb came up from behind, clapping him on the shoulder to get his attention. It seemed to work, the boy turning to his friend with a shocked expression on his face. 
“Man, why did you walk all the way out here for?” Kaleb was worried for his friend, it wasn’t like him to just up and wonder around aimlessly. 
Jed looked at the vampire with almost dead eyes, as if he had been drawn there without knowing it. Without saying a word he turned his attention back to the water, where ripples began to form and the shadow of what looked like a person moved under the lake. Everyone watched as the shadow moved gently and delicately, not knowing it was being watched.
Y/N, the shadow being watched closely, had no clue that a werewolf had heard her song from so far away. If someone had heard her song it meant that they were meant to be together, they were what some would call ‘mates’. Never in a million years did she think she would find her mate, but she would be surprised in just a few minutes. Poking her head out of the water she began to make her way to the edge of the lake, her tail splashing against the water with every movement. 
The group of teens watched as the scene unfolded in front of them and they finally saw what was under the water. It was a mermaid, no- it was a siren.
As if on cue, Y/N began to sing without knowing that the teens were only a few feet away from her. The sound  of her voice grew Jed in closer again, this time he walked around the edge of the lake until he was where the siren was. Y/N was too lost in the song to realize that there was now a werewolf standing above her. 
When she heard the crunching of leaves and twigs her eyes snapped open, eyes widening and then dilating. Fear coursed through her veins which causes her fangs to unsheathe themselves, along with her talons. Y/N hissed at the stranger, moving back as quickly as her body would let her. The team noticed this and rushed over to where Jed and the mermaid were, all of them getting ready for a fight. What they didn’t notice though was the fact that the girl in the water was absolutely terrified  about all the people that were suddenly around her.
Jed had snapped out of the trance, his eyes refocusing and finally realizing where he was. “What-what is going on?” He looked around, confused as to what had happened and why he couldn’t remember walking all the way out to the woods. His friends looked at him as if they expected him to just automatically remember what he was doing and why they all walked out so far.
Y/N was still sitting there in the water watching all of them, wondering what they were going to do to her. If they were like any of the other humans, or even supernatural creatures, they’d try to capture her and sell her.
Josie was the first to make a move and step closer to the mermaid. She reached her hand out gently, showing that she wasn’t a threat. This eased Y/N’s anxiety a little bit, but not enough. “It’s okay, we’re not here to hurt you.” Josie’s voice was soft, as if she were talking to a child. Her head turned to the group who was trying to put a game plan together. “You brought our friend to you, we just wanted to know why.” 
Y/N’s tail was still swishing behind her vigorously, but she had a weird gut feeling that she could trust the girl talking to her. Her talons retracted and she felt her fangs sink back into her gums. Y/N’s y/e/c eyes looked back between Josie and the other teens. Her gaze landed on Jed, who coincidently turned to look at her in return. Their eyes locked, a weird fuzzy feeling swarming in both of their chests. It then hit the mermaid that the only reason why Jed heard her song and the rest of his friends didn’t is because he was her mate. 
This had to be wrong.
As fast as she could, Y/N moved her hand in front of her face and vanished from their sight. Though they couldn’t see her, they heard the swishing of water as she dove further into the lake. Josie looked back at the group, confused and unsure of what to do.
Seeing as though Y/N was not a danger to her or anyone else, the teens decided it was best to head back to school and figure out what to do next. While Jed’s friends were walking away he just stood there, waiting for her to resurface. There was no luck. Huffing in defeat, Jed followed after his friends. 
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Once the group arrived back to the school they were met with an angry headmaster. “What have I said about leaving the grill unattended? You’re luck the school didn’t burn down and that Wade turned it off before one of the kids got to it.” Oh he was angry. Simple things like this are what can set Mr. Saltzman over the edge sometimes, and this is just one of those times. 
As he went to lecture the teens further he noticed how everyone seemed shaken up almost. He asked them what was wrong, and was surprised by what they told him. The adult quickly ushered his students inside and led them to the library. Sure he had come in contact with Sirens before, when the twins were still very young, but those sirens were different. They didn’t have tails and they were being used by ‘The Devil’ and doing his bidding. 
“Are you going to tell us what’s going on?” Hope asked as she watched her teacher go digging through books until he found one he was looking for. He flipped page after page until he found the picture of a mermaid, then flipped it around to verify with the kids that this what they saw. 
Lizzie rolled her eyes as her dad started rambling on about how the sirens that he’s encountered never had tails, but did like the water, how they didn’t have talons or fangs, it went on for a little bit before the other twin interjected. “So what if this siren is different than those two that tried to kill us when we were little? Did you see how scared she was when she saw us? There’s no way she’ll ever come near us.”
All eyes landed on Jed, who had zoned out yet again. Jed snapped out of his trance and looked up to everyone staring at him. “I think I need to go back out there.” He said looking between all his friends. They all had a ‘why the hell would you want to do that’ look, plastered on their faces. “I felt something out there, when I looked at her. Not when I was in that trance, but when I actually looked at her.” He sighed as he realized no one else is going to understand what he was saying because they didn’t feel it. 
There was a small pause between all the chatter, no one really knowing what to say since this was such an odd situation. Hope was the first one to speak up, which was not a surprise to anyone. “If you want to go back out there we’ll support you on it.” With that being the only thing said the group went to put an emergency bag together just in case this mystery girl came out of the water ass-naked. 
While the teens were headed back to the lake, Y/N was drying herself off and getting ready to book it back to the main road and skip town. If the word got out that she had been spotted then all the people that had been after her before would definitely be coming after her again.
The thoughts of that strange boy being her mate kept making her stomach churn, in both good and bad ways. She didn’t want a mate, she never wanted out mainly because she always had the idea that they would never truly love her. She’s spent her life on the run, hiding from hunters and black market dealers. There weren’t very many sirens like her anymore, so catching one meant big bucks for the capture.
Once Y/N was ready to go she started making her way through the forest, trying to stay as quiet as she could just in case there were other things out in the woods. Before she could head out on the road she had to grab her belongs from the hotel she was staying in, seeing as though she didn’t want to leave any evidence of her being here behind.
Lost in her own train of though, the siren hadn’t even realized that she was about to cross paths with the group of teens again, who were not going to be ready to see a fully dressed siren wondering around the woods. Y/N’s head perked up as soon as she heard the crunching of leaves growing louder and louder. Before she could try to find a place to hide she was met face to face with her mate and his friends, all of them holding a bit of surprise in their faces as they saw her standing in front of them. 
“You- you can walk.” Jed stuttered out. 
Y/N scoffed, “Of course I can walk, and I can talk.” The tone in her voice was anything but friendly, a little warning sign for them to back off. When the group didn’t say anything, Y/N started to walk past them, hoping that they’d just let her go in peace. 
How she was wrong.
As she started to walk past Jed had had reached out and grabbed her wrist, a rookie mistake for anyone who didn’t know how insanely strong a siren was. Without hesitation Y/N turned around, hand landing flat against the werewolf’s chest. It was a flat handed punch of sorts, strong enough to send Jed flying a few feet away from her. The group watched as she did it so effortlessly, not even batting an eye as Jed struggled to regain his breathe and get up. 
For whatever reason, whether it was the mating bond or just the growing feelings for the girl, Jed was seeing stars and not just from how hard he had just hit his head. 
“What the hell was that for? We weren’t going to hurt you!” Lizzie yelled angrily, throwing her hands up in the air. Y/N shrugged.
“I do not like being touched, and I do not like any of you.” She stated simply. “Now, if you don’t mind.” As she went to make her way past them again, Hope stood in her way, a sarcastic grin on her face.
“Yeah, you’re not going anywhere till you tell us why Jed is the only one who’s able to hear your siren song.” The Tribrid crossed her arms over her chest as she awaited an answer.
Sighing, Y/N looked back at Jed who was standing up and making his way back to his friends. The siren looked back at the teens with a straight face. “He can hear my siren song because, unfortunately for the both of us, he is my mate.”
There were small gasps from the group, but noy from Jed. When Y/N looked back at the young wolf he was smiling, like he was actually happy about the announcement. 
“You’re my mate? No wonder I was in such a daze, I mean of course it was probably your siren song, but I could feel the bond and how close you were and all I wanted to do was to just come find you-” Jed’s ranting was caught off by Y/N putting her hand in the air to get him to shut up.
“You’re happy about this? Wouldn’t you rather be with someone of your own kind? A fellow werewolf?” Y/N questioned. 
Jed shook his head as he took a bold step forward to the girl, “I’m just happy I found you, I never thought I’d find my mate.” If it weren’t for the fact that everyone else was around the two mates, Jed probably would have tried to kiss Y/N, but he knew it was much too soon for that. Plus, she’d probably throw him against a tree again.
There was a silence as no one had any clue of what to say, but one thing was for sure and everyone’s stomachs were growling for the barbequed food they had left behind at the school. 
Kaleb clapped his hands together to gain everyone’s attention, “Why don’t we head back to the school, get something to eat, and you two can uh- sort this whole thing out. Sound like a plan?” Before anyone could say anything he started walking back in the direction of the school, the others following behind him. 
Y/N was going to wait till they were far enough ahead and then make a run for it, but when she went to turn around she hit her face straight into Jed’s chest. The boy was smiling down at her, which was kind of creepy in a way, but he couldn’t help it. Jed started walking behind his friends, and reluctantly Y/N followed them.
Reaching the school felt like it took hours since they were all so hungry, but as soon as they reached the grill where all the food was still warm it felt well worth the wait. Everyone started to fill their plates, talking and passing food. Though Y/N was hungry, she didn’t want to eat anything that was handed to her just in case they were trying to drug her or something. Instead, she went to the deep end of the pool and sat at the edge, her shoes discarded behind her as she dipped her feet in the water. She sighed in relief as she let the coolness of the water calm her down.
Unlike most mermaids who don’t have control of when they shift into the fishy form, Y/N did. She was old and had learned many spells that had helped her gain control of her shifting over the years. She closed her eyes and imagined she was home, deep in the ocean where no one could find her, where it was quiet calm. She hated the land, the people there were too greedy for their own good. 
Her peace was disturbed as Jed sat next to her, water splashing as his feet were submerged into the water. Y/N opened her eyes, narrowing them at the boy. She knew it was a bit irrational to be so angry over something so small, but she was just angry at everything at the moment. Jed smiled as he handed her plate of food, hoping that she’d takt it. It took a little nudge, but eventually Y/N took the food and slowly started to eat bits and pieces of it. 
“You know, if you don’t want to talk about it right now, we don’t have to. I just want you to know that I’d really like to get to know you, and for you to get to know me. I can feel the mistrust, the anxiety, but we’re not going to hurt you.” There was a pause as he looked into Y/N’s eyes, really meaning his next words, “I’m not going to hurt you.” 
Y/N was silent as she looked down at her plate of food, most of it already gone and she hadn’t even realized. Jed chuckled softly, knowing that she was probably starving deep down. 
“I do not trust anyone.” Y/N said slowly, which caught the rest of the group by surprise. “Many people, supernatural or not, want to hunt me, kill me, or sell me. I do not trust anyone.” Y/N’s eyes glanced up for a split second, just long enough to see the sadness that rested on everyone’s features. 
Jed gently put his hand on Y/N’s knee, and thankfully she didn’t move back from him. “We won’t let anything happen to you.” He smiled softly, the action warming Y/N’s cold heart just enough to make her smile a little bit. 
Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad, to have a mate that was a werewolf. Maybe it wouldn’t be bad to stick around and see what happens. Just maybe.
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dreamlandsystem · 2 years ago
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Nintendogs + Cats + You!
(a game concept for a Nintendogs release on the Switch)
Hardware:
- included with the game is a wireless microphone with a Bluetooth chip
- insert with breed info
Amiibo Compatibility:
- different amiibos award the player with themed treats and single use toys (ex: kirby car cake, inkling/octoling toy that pops, power up mushroom treats)
- using Nintendogs-specific Amiibos for the first time gives a specific dog or cat plush/figurine toy
Animal Breeds:
- starting off with 8-12 breeds, with the original 27 unlockable through friendship
- introduce 3-8 new breeds for a total of 30-35 breeds (possible suggestions: borzoi, pitbull, malamute, newfoundland, Australian cattle dog, Airedale terrier, border collie, rottweiler)
- introduce 1-2 new cat breeds (possible suggestions: sphinx cats, maine coon)
Competitions:
- bring back agility trials (for a total of 4 competition types: agility, obedience, lure coursing, and disc throw)
- new competition ideas: birding (train your dog to locate and flush out bird toys from trees and retrieve them from bodies of water), best in show (points system based on grooming, physique, and style)
- let cats learn tricks and compete in obedience trials and best in show
- remove the AR function from obedience competitions (or make it optional)
Walks and Outings:
- add swimming (at the ocean, lake, or pool)
- introduce rotating stock at BARC shops
- chance to be invited to NPC’s homes for pet play dates
- rare chance to encounter and adopt a stray dog or cat
- print shop where you can design your own accessories
- pop up shops with rare or hard-to-find items
Home Interactions:
- toy overhaul with lots of additions
- toy ideas: a puzzle toy that dispenses a treat when solved, slinky, paper airplane (single use), Poochy toy (from the Yoshi series), instruments like a kazoo, xylophone, drums, and flute
- improved home customization with more furniture placement options (including wall mounts for cats)
Grooming:
- add pet-safe dyes in fun colors
- receive a friendship bonus for brushing your pet after bathing them
- unlock Groomer with enough friendship where you can pay to have your dog bathed, brushed, and dyed
General Improvements:
- autosave after competitions and walks, after teaching new tricks, making purchases, and getting a new dog
- add an event for your pet’s “Gotcha Day” with a party hat and pet safe birthday cake
- log-in bonus (of biscuits, supplies, or toys) for playing with your pets every day
- pets have visible mood stats (anxious, restless, content, calm, excited, cheerful) which change depending on the quality of their care
Nintendo Switch Online features:
- play dates: invite other players to your house, the park, or café
- compete with other players in special competitions
- send gifts and notes to other players
- pedometer portion of the Switch Online mobile app
- community board where friends’ pets’ achievements are displayed
DLC Opportunities:
- add a few more breeds (possibly including an alien/fantasy breed)
- DLC exclusive toy pack, accessory pack, and home remodel designs
Suggested price point: $60 USD base game, $75 including DLC
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ghostsbrokenbyfairytales · 4 months ago
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who: kirby and eagan where: gettin jiggy with it @endlessreruns
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kirby never actually had a full conversation with eagan before, it was always a simple one word and they were on their way somewhere. they figured now was no better time than to have a real conversation. "whaddup?" okay so that wasn't much better.
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thanksforthedinosaur · 11 months ago
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january 2024
czarface - blast off
dijahsb - how r u
masta ace & marco polo - life music
layfullstop - slow fashion
nyck caution - gunshy
wale the sage - bleue
rapsody - asteroids
kris the $pirit - tswiw
the doppelgangaz - oh my
mindsone - changeling - shapeshifter
de la soul - lovely how i let my mind float
isatta sheriff - rhyme traveller
benaddict - make time as nothing
noname - hold me down
beam - fu
earthgang - flavors of karma
roshin - technicolor
tobi - all night long
connor price - trendsetter
nas - i love this feeling
aesop rock - vititus
donutman - exhibit
soulchef - sunshine
atmosphere - don't mind me
scribe - dreaming
busta rhymes - luxury life
2 chainz - transparency
tkay maidza - love and other drugs
dizzy fae - backseat
jgrrey - theirs13
teni - ybgfa
shay lia - atterrissage
yuna - cyanide
keiynan - triggered
milkoi - skyblue poem
muroki - middle ground
tems - not an angel
arctic lake - fool
holliday howe - miss molly cuddle
saranghae - nevercameback
omniboi - marathon
she loves boon - have a good time
laura elliott - t-shirt
etta marcus - snowflake suzie
nep - fender
david am - what was isn't now
kc rae - bathroom floor
smol fish - sweet taste
packs - abalone
lydia luce - saline
babebee - butterfly 나비
katie pham & the moonbathers - stay inside
arlo parks - i'm sorry
sophie meiers - mutt
field medic - silver girl
addy - carousel
daffo - good god
allie - churning out glitter
leith ross - (you) on my arm
katy kirby - party of the century
bambina - boys who run
liza anne - thank you for your time
yot club - lauren
far caspian - own
tessa rae - someone i know
olivia barton - big sad
ethan tasch - tetherball
grace gardner - surround sound
siv jakobsen - small
haley heynderickx - how does the horse go home?
meg smith - …but i'd miss you too much! (sad girl version)
lexi jayde - worried (demo)
salem ilese - whiplash
tate mcrae - we're not alike
flowerovlove - next best exit
oston - molly.
lauren sanderson - she loves me, she loves me not
dove cameron - sand
cassie marin - could be ours
lolo zouaï - lava lamp
ayleen valentine - anesthetized
lyn lapid - cross ur mind
ko aka koala - sorry in advance (chill version)
new age doom - there is no end
eliza mclamb - mythologize me
emily yacina - nothing lasts
gabby's world - magnify
chastity belt - hollow
soft streak - cruel
wombo - slab
gulfer - clean
sweet pill - chewed up
yurufuwa gang - wash up brain
sjowgren - newrules
green day - look ma, no brains!
dolly parton - heart of glass
motel raphaël - play nice
dora jar - puppet
loony - nothing else feels the same
kimbra - la type
rina sawayama - flavour of the month
lilyisthatyou - siren
tiger darrow - nice girls
tash - lemonade
anni hung - 長大是一瞬間的事 - 電影《夢遊樂園》主題曲
leah dou - monday
linion - the shadow
chelmico - question
taeyeon - nightmare
heize - picnic of night
red velvet - knock knock (who's there?)
slow magic - acceptance
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bestgenderqueercharacter · 1 year ago
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match order
(also, when the polls are out, feel free to spread propaganda)
Round 1
The Collector (The Owl House) vs Alex Fierro (Magnus Chase)
2. Руго (Team Fortress 2) vs Klaus Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy)
3. Kris (Deltarune) vs Kirby (Nintendo)
4. Shep (Steven Universe) vs Double Trouble (She-Ra and the Princess of Power)
5. Party Poision (Danger Days) vs Bloodhound (Apex Legends)
6. Crowley (Good Omens) vs The Doctor (Dr. Who)
7. Peppermint Patty (Charlie Brown) vs Frisk (Undertale)
8. Ezri Dax (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) vs Najimi Osana (Komi Can’t Communicate)
Round 2
9. Napstablook (Undertale) vs Loki (Norse Mythology + Marvel)
10. Crona (Soul Eater) vs Terri (Amphibia)
11.Angel Jose (Craig of the Creek) vs Lake (Infinity Train)
12. Jim (Our Flag Means Death) vs Garnet (Steven Universe)
13. Stevonnie (Steven Universe) vs Courtney (Dead End: Paranormal Park)
14. Raine Whispers (The Owl House) vs Jadzia Dax (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
15. Aziraphale (Good Omens) vs Finn (She-Ra and the Princess of Power)
16. Asher (Kipo and the Age of the Wonderbeasts) vs Chara (Undertale)
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noloveforned · 2 years ago
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no love for ned airs on wlur from 8pm tonight until the clock strikes midnight. join us for four hours of only slightly contained radio chaos. last week's beautiful mess is also available below for you to muck about in at your leisure.
no love for ned on wlur – february 10th, 2023 from 10pm-midnight
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xprojectrpg · 3 months ago
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This Day in X-Project - September 9
Shatterstar's birthday, Clea Lake's birthday, and Jessica Jones' birthday.
2015: Amara posts asking what she should do after being asked out by an ‘ugly’ boy. Julian leaves a teddy bear for Megan. Gabriel and Rahne share a bag of chips until Rahne shifts and eats them all, which amuses Gabriel. Amanda leaves a necklace for Clea. Warren announces his return on the journals. Bas texts Clea, unhappy that after he and Stephen throwing a surprise birthday party for her she left a raccoon and family of mice in their suite. Maya posts saying that she’s made the cheerleading squad.
2016: Laurie makes a journal entry looking for others potentially interested in archery. Clea makes a journal entry about her birthday. Hope A. talks with Emma, Doug, and Julian about taking a position in the White Court.
2017: Green-Eyed Monster: Emma notes the Sapien League is active again and asks X-Force to investigate a potential attack they appear to be planning. Clea gets a package from her parents for her birthday; Topaz gives her an adult colouring book with cats; Stephen offers to take Clea out for her birthday.
2018:
2019: Logan posts to let everyone know Rogue has moved to Montreal for an art therapy residency. Gabriel is in denial about summer being over and asks who wants to celebrate his birthday with him.
2020:
2021:
2022: Amanda mentions the downsides of being connected to London as a nation mourns the loss of their sovereign. Terry mentions the Queen’s passing with a phrase in Gaelic, Go Raibh Suaimhneas Síoraí Uirthi (May she rest in eternal peace). Wanda mentions having returned and thanks Clint for taking care of her books among other things. Topaz texts Amanda about buying alcohol. April talks about how she’ll miss the lady with the hats and delightful Corgies. Betsy reflects on the Queen’s death and how it makes her miss her parents.
2023: Terry gifts Shatterstar a sword belonging to an ancestor of hers for his 18th birthday. Shatterstar thanks her and even sort of hugs her. Arthur and Quentin look for leads on a case at Kirby’s and meet Sam, who is happy to help. Sam texts Clint about the new Tyler Childers album. Garrison posts to X-Teams that he and Jean will be out of town for a few days on an Underground matter. Rictor and Shatterstar watch a Simon Williams movie Rictor gave 'Star as a gift and discuss conspiracy theories.
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Here's a heads-up for First Peoples—people who've died are named in here.
Dear sight-seers, cruising life’s highways and byways,
Is it time to change down a gear? Not every road is straight. I know I’m not!
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Curious thing—from the city of Tarndanya, it’s right-hand turns, all the way to Narrung. So if you do chuck lefties, you could end up anywhere.
Enter my eldest sibling. He haughtily said anywhere else was better than ‘this hell-hole’. To be fair to Narrung, I'm guessing his visit did not make him an expert on the place.
So, born on Kaurna Lands, how did I end up here?
Enter Ngarrindjeri elder, Matt Rigney. He kindly let me stay in his family shack. He took me walking on his people’s lands. He lit a fire and we bathed in the warm spicy smoke. We drank from fresh rock pools. We breathed in clean cold air. The sun turned the waves on the lake into a trillion shining stars. He said, ‘I had a dream last night. You are walking these lands and your hair is white, and you pick up rubbish.’ My health got better. I found my own place.
But then—whose eyebrows were raised? Who chucked this little leftie? Socially speaking, that is.
Enter the local police officer who questioned me:
‘Why are you here?’
‘Why do you not have your friendly hat on?’ I wanted to say. The law-abiding me said:
‘Because my kids and I like camping’.
We were making the most of the last weekend of the summer holidays. I had no idea that the Narrung Reserve would be so crowded. There were over fifty campers. The place was packed with tents and vans, with beer-cans and stubbies strewn about. No doubt, a lot of alcohol had already been drunk.
So I was puzzled. Why was the long arm of the law singling out cold stone sober me? Then the penny dropped—we were the only ones camping in a tipi.
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Why was the tipi a problem? Yes, I confess to cultural theft. But back in the 1990s I was clueless and just loved how it felt.
I looked about. For the first time, I saw people wearing bilious blotchy warrior green. I saw rifles leaning against utes. I saw lots of hunting dogs. My spirits fell. Did all these people come here for the duck-shooting season? Did we fit the profile of protesters?!
Ok, the right-wingers didn't physically chuck us out. But they tossed dead stinking carp into the tipi. Yes, in stinking hot weather. They cut the tipi's ropes too. Did they hope it would fall down and we'd go away?
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Narrung is still a craven haven for humdinger right-wingers. How do I know? I confess. I do belomancy—which I take to mean finding out stuff by bellowing!
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Also. I read. Here’s few fun facts. Did I say ‘fun’? Delete 'fun'. Replace with 'bum'.
~ No one but stinger right-wingers have been voted into the Australien Parliament from the Narrung polling booth (Division of Barker). No one else.
~ In 1998 voters at the Narrung polling booth moved even more to the right. Most people voted for ‘One Nation’. The party’s leader doesn’t like lefties:
‘For too long conservative Australian values have been undermined by woke, lefty-Liberals’ (2023, Pauline Hanson Targets Woke Lefty Liberals).
~ In 1998, Ngarrindjeri elders went to the Highest court in the land. Why? They were looking after their lands and waters. They lost. Out of 7 judges, only Justice Michael Kirby ruled the ‘race power’ should not make things worse for First Peoples. He said:
‘It seems unthinkable that Nazi race laws could be enacted under the race power and that this Court could do nothing about it’ (2012, ‘Hindmarsh Island Bridge case’, Kartinyeri v Commonwealth, quoted in Removing Racism from Australia’s Constitutional DNA).
~ Give First Peoples a Voice to Parliament ? ‘No!’ said 78% of voters here in 2023. Yet 72% of First Peoples across this land said, ‘Yes’! (2023, Booth by booth, Indigenous Australians backed the Voice).
~ If voters at the Narrung polling booth move any more to the right, they can jump in the lake. Really, they can!
Can a bird fly with only one wing? No, but it can still do shit.
Enter a couple doing just that at the Narrung Hall:
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Narrung is over-run with fierce little white aunties. Like Aunty Gay, Aunty Green, Aunty PC, Aunty Book, Aunty Sook, Aunty Art, Aunty Smart, Aunty Migrant and Aunty Making-Time-To-Sit-And-Study-The-Ants. The noisiest of all those white anties is Aunty Leftie. Ok, ok, that pun doesn’t work if you’re speaking King’s English.
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Do you ever wonder when the right became damn-well right, and the left became a threat?
No? That’s ok. I’m going to tell you anyway. The right-wing / left-wing thing has been in English since the 15th century.
How do I know? Ambulomancy—which I take to mean finding out things by ambulation. Not by chasing ambulances. That’s just silly.
The first ambulances, by the way, were used for carting blood-spurting, hurting soldiers off the battle ground. It’s from the French ‘hôpital ambulant’—walking hospital (OED).
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(Image of ambulance, by Jeanette Rowe; feet by Freepik; & text added by my Wyrid elf; fair use)
And snap—the right-wing / left wing thing began in battle too. The killer command of the day was:
‘Þan assayle þou his lyfte wynge wiþ þyriȝt’—Then you attack his left wing with your right (1450, my translation of the English translation of the 4th century Latin, De Re Militari, by the Roman war expert, Vegetius, OED).
And yes, the English were copycats. So. Enter the Roman commanders who started it. How? They put their top Roman troops into the thick of things—centre stage, so to speak. They didn’t trust the armies of their allies. The weakest links were sent to the ‘alae’—the wings. In Latin, that’s ‘dextera ala’—right wing, and ‘sinistra ala’—left wing. Also.
~ The English ‘dexterity’ first meant ‘on the right’, And ‘sinister’ meant—bad evil scary horror movies! Oops, no. It meant on the left (OED).
~ Back then turning ‘sinister’ was not such a bad thing. It meant going against the sun. Or anti-clockwise—as in:
‘A hundred Knights Circling the sad pile with sinister rites’ (1615, Relation of Journey, George Sandys, 84, OED)
So who made the right good and the left downright dodgy?
Are you sitting comfortably? It’s a story—of killer kings and starving bird-lovers.
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Enter the right royal spoiled king of France, the one called Louis. The name means ‘warrior’. There had been 15 other Louis before him. So Louis 16th had a lot to live up to. But going to war needed money—a lot of money that Louis 16th didn’t have. Nor did his people. But he made them pay more tax anyway. One problem. It was 1789.
The French people swore they’d have no more war. They wanted to make the world a better place—for everyone. They wanted peace. And they wanted to keep pigeons. Who doesn’t love pigeons? They are cute coo-ers.
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In France, those mini dodos were prized as powerful poo-ers. Prized for poo? Yep! Pigeon droppings were high in saltpetre, needed for gun-powder. Who needed the most un-powder? Their wicked warrior King Louis.
Thing is, in France, only the king’s cronies had the right to keep pigeons. And they built very fancy pigeonniers to keep them. Thing is, flocks of pampered pigeons get very hungry when there’s drought and the crops fail. That took place in 1788. Those feathered free-loaders would fly down and feast on meagre grain crops. Bread prices rose sky high:
‘Common people spent 88 percent of their income on bread compared to 50 percent in normal times’ (Drought and the French Revolution: The effects of adverse weather conditions on peasant revolts in 1789).
It was illegal to shoot them—the pigeons, that is. So guess who went hungry! Not the king and his cronies. They had plenty of pigeons to feast on. In 1789, the people wanted to eat. They wanted the high-taxing king and his cronies off their backs.
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(‘Le Tiers-État portant le Clergé et la Noblesse sur son dos’)
The people wanted the right to keep pigeons too. But did Louis 16th agree? No. He belonged to a long throng of rulers who saw pigeons as their crowning glory. He locked the people out of ‘the traditional meeting hall’ (2013, Turn left for the revolution).
So the people said phooey to King Louis! But the only place they could find for their own meetings—their awesome dawning democracy—was a Paris tennis court.
To be fair, they did invite the nobs too. But the score was not love-all, when all important votes were taken at their ‘Assemblée nationale’. If you backed free pigeons for all, you went to the LEFT WING. If you wanted private pigeon-keeping to remain, you went to the RIGHT WING—whereupon a fat-cat aristocrat spat his comforter and confessed his anti-left bias:
‘Those of us attached to their King and their Religion positioned ourselves to the right of the presiding member, in order to avoid the shouting and the indecent language coming from the other side…I absolutely could not sit on the left’ (Turn left for the revolution).
And then all the right-wingers moved to Narrung. So they could keep doing their right-wing thing without anyone stopping them. Sigh! Ok, I might have stretched the truth. Right-wingers live elsewhere too.
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~ NOTE to the groovy ‘oo’ in you—this travel guide is sponsored by nothing more than an old leftie's love of calling a spade a spade. After all, how many tools of cruel capitalist tyranny does a person really need in their shed? Or their head?
~ NOTE to the cheeky ‘ee’ in me—judging Narrung by its right-wingers is like judging the sea by pufferfish. Not everything is toxic.
~ NOTE to the esteemed ‘elves’ in ourselves—thanks for making time to come out and play.
And now, are you ready to chuck, ah, er, um, head to Narrung?
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bee-a-ts · 5 years ago
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I would give anything to be sitting in the folded-down back seats of a shitty car with the trunk popped, drinking cheap drinks, listening to nostalgic summer music through tinny speakers, next to an unremarkable body of water, with the people who matter to me
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