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P'TANG, YANG, KIPPERBANG

Diary-Youth

P'TANG, YANG, KIPPERBANG (1982)

Pommy film, Warren and Chrissy argued about what the saying was, they had an argument about this and said ‘ptang yang kipperband’ and stick up their middle finger.

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SPANKING ON TV #2

P’tang, Yang, Kipperbang (1982) d. Michael Apted

A classic touching-toes, three-stroke caning in the Head’s study for 14-year-old Duckworth after “being persistently late three times”.

The film is set shortly after the end of World War 2. Duckworth is a socially awkward lad who’s obsessed with cricket and a girl in his class called Ann. He daydreams his life is narrated by cricket commentator John Arnott. He sees a golden opportunity when he and Ann are cast in the school play together and realises they have to kiss in the final scene.

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This is a charming, coming-of-age drama with some funny scenes about the daft things teen boys get up to. It’s got a good cast, including an early film role for Alison Steadman. Pete Beale’s in it, and that sergeant bloke off The Bill! It was broadcast in the UK as part of Channel 4’s launch night in 1982 and I remember watching it live with my dad.

The traditional bending-over position is a simple but effective means for a boy to present his backside for caning. The enduring “touching toes” description is a misnomer really, as most boys would grasp their knees or ankles. Speaking from experience, the former is better in terms of maintaining stability!

Amusingly the Head is a bit of a perfectionist and keeps changing canes between strokes, so each one ends up being more painful than the last. Poor Duckworth thinks he’s got away with two but must stay in position for a third, which ends up being a real stinger. The first stroke is shown but it’s audio only/reaction shots for the other two with a very funny commentary from John Arnott.

The message to report to the Head’s study is delivered during a PE lesson, which is why Duckworth is wearing his gym kit. There’s a funny exchange with the PE teacher when he’s told to get going and he says, “But, sir, I’ll need my pants.” For non-British readers, boys weren’t allowed to wear underwear during physical education for reasons such as hygiene or having to sit in wet/muddy pants for the rest of the day, a practice that seems to have persisted well into the 1980s. (Stay tuned for a funny story about this.) Anyway, school shorts of the time were typically thick flannel and lined, so you have to wonder whether writer Jack Rosenthal meant the wily Head had timed Duckworth’s visit for when he’d only be wearing cotton shorts.

John Albasiny was 15 years old when he filmed this and is still acting today. Robert Urquhart, who played the Head, died in 1995.

Here’s the link to the film on YouTube. Fast forward 12 mins to see the Head in action.

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P’tang, Yang, Kipperbang (1982) Michael Apted

August 20th 2022

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Harry Potter - Ron and Hermione Little Shop of Horrors - Seymour and Audrey Titanic - Jack and Rose P’tang Yang Kipperbang - Alan and Ann Terminator - Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor Wuthering Heights - Heathcliff and Catherine Death in Paradise - Richard and Camille Brooklyn Nine Nine - Jake and Amy 24 - Jack Bauer and Renee Walker WALL-E - WALL-E and EVE Take On Me - nameless man and woman Romeo and Juliet - Romeo and Juliet The Princess Bride - Westley and Buttercup Firefly - Mal and Inara

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Hey Mr. Teapot. I recently saw the beautiful film "Melody" (1971) (aka SWALK) for the first time, and it made me want to watch other films on the theme puppy love. What do you recommend? It can be oldies or new films and it doesn't matter what the country of origin is as long as you can get a hold of the film with English subtitles.

I was thinking about Melody the other day (because it’s star Tracy Hyde was in The Orchard End Murder which I’d watched) and trying to remember if I’d seen it. The storyline seems familiar but I’m really not sure.

Anyway a few films that come to mind featuring “young love” (although some are not featuring protagonists as young as those in Melody) are Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom, Richard Ayoade’s Submarine, Bill Forsyth’s Gregory’s Girl, maybe a bit harder to find than the others P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang directed by Michael Apted, and for something rather different Tomas Alfredson’s Let the Right One In! (It’s worth checking if someone comes up with something better in the notes!)

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Girl Trouble

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by oonaseckar

You could say it's a History Boys re-setting of Sherlock, you could say it's 1960s, but really it could be any time up to about 1990 in any Northern British town with a decent grammar school capable of getting a few students through Oxbridge entrance.

Distinct elements also of 'P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang'.

Mrs Hudson is Sherlock's step-grandmother.

Words: 479, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), History Boys (2006), History Boys - All Media Types, History Boys - Bennett, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Molly Hooper, Mrs. Hudson (Sherlock Holmes), Jim Moriarty

Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes & John Watson, Sherlock Holmes/Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes & Molly Hooper, Sherlock Holmes & Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper, Sherlock Holmes/Jim Moriarty

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1960s, 1960s, Grammar School, Pre-college, Crossdressing, ptang yang kipperbang, jack rosenthal, Alan Bennett - Freeform, history boys - Freeform

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An enchanting comedy set in post-World War Two Britain. It studies a teenage boy's relationships and period of sexual awakening. A cricket-obsessed adolescent, Alan Duckworth lusts after his classmate Ann. When the pair score the lead roles in the school's drama production, Alan finds himself in the awkward situation of having to pull off a proper snog scene with his real-life crush.

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Girl Trouble

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3aYDxwd

by oonaseckar

You could say it's a History Boys re-setting of Sherlock, you could say it's 1960s, but really it could be any time up to about 1990 in any Northern British town with a decent grammar school capable of getting a few students through Oxbridge entrance.

Distinct elements also of 'P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang'.

Mrs Hudson is Sherlock's step-grandmother.

Words: 479, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), History Boys (2006), History Boys - All Media Types, History Boys - Bennett, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Molly Hooper, Mrs. Hudson (Sherlock Holmes), Jim Moriarty

Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes & John Watson, Sherlock Holmes/Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes & Molly Hooper, Sherlock Holmes & Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper, Sherlock Holmes/Jim Moriarty

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1960s, 1960s, Grammar School, Pre-college, Crossdressing, ptang yang kipperbang, jack rosenthal, Alan Bennett - Freeform, history boys - Freeform

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CHRISSY (sister)

Chrissy (sister)

My diary (youth)

Colour hair: brunette

Colour eyes: hazel

Favourite TV show: Prisoner

Favourite actress: Farah Fawcett

Favourite food: pizza

Favourite drink: lemonade

Favourite vegetable: mashed potato

Favourite animals: budgies

Favourite smell: flowers and impulse

Bad habit: biting nails

Favourite subject: English

Dislikes, Rocky, spiders and Melbourne

CHRISSY FACTS

She spilt red cordinal on floor and dad got angry

she likes mens muscles

everyone says she should would be a good actress cause convincing

Berry nickname

She says 'ptang yang kipperbang' and then puts her middle finger up at people

She put chewing gum on train station floor and a lady stepped in it

She likes dad's net door neighbour Doug and also on Frank

she likes Brains from Thunderbirds, she watches it every morning

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