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[mythtakxn]

kinney is helping me write

[fandomnerd9602]

The One I Want

Laura Kinney x Spiderpool!Reader

For @deafeningsharkslimeempath

Do you know that one moment where you just feel like you screwed everything up spectacularly? well that happened to me rather recently. Oh sorry where are my manners? my name is (Y/N) (L/N) and on my world I’m known as the spectacularly annoying Spider-Pool. The spectacularly annoying part is debatable.

You see it all started when the TVA zapped me into the void, something about being an anomaly, a profane and unholy combination of both Spider-Man and Deadpool. Honestly, it’s just the best of both worlds in my book or it would be a book if I wasn’t more than just one panel in comic book of the spider verse. True story look it up.

Or it could’ve been the fact that I killed Jared Leto, oh not Morbius. I’m saying I literally killed Jared Leto. It was an accident. I thought I was going after Morbius but oh well.

To make a long story short, I was forced to team up with X-23 or Laura as she likes to be called. One of my all time favorite X-Men characters by the way!

Anyway we found ourselves at an agreement, if I got her back to her timeline and out of the Void she would help me do the same. A good deal all things considered. The only downside is the TVA is so flip floppy. I mean one show it’s the villain the next show it’s good? Fiege, please make up your mind about what the TVA is?!

“You’re sure this plan of ours will work?” Laura told me as we drove thru the woods towards the reported base of the resistance found in the Void.

“If it works, I’ll be happily back in my world by this time tomorrow, Fun Size” Laura’s eyes went wide and she slammed on the brakes, nearly sending me flying into the windshield.

“If?! What do you mean if?!” She was screaming at me. My mind could only formulate the truth. I thought truth telling was Captain America's problem?!

"The TVA are hunting me and I need to get back home to save my world." Oh yeah it all came out like a big old truth salad. A truth salad that you order from Pizza Hut and immediately regret.

Laura began screaming and banging her fists against the steering wheel, "Are you fucking kidding me?! Out of all the spider totems to get stuck in the Void with and I end up with you!"

Oh I knew exactly where this was heading. A teenage superhero such as myself could only baton down the hatches and listen as this beautiful teenage fighting machine chewed me out. How is this both the most embarrassing and fulfilling moment of my life?

"I end up with the biggest fuck up in the multiverse! A spider-deadpool equivalent that couldn't save his Aunt May or Uncle Ben. Twice!"

It's true. I even somehow got my universe's Sean Bean killed. Yes. That Sean Bean. He wasn't even playing my Uncle Ben or anything!

Laura continued her little tirade, "No wonder the Spider Society turned you down! And the Avengers too! You can't save anyone or anything. Your world hates you! The girls you were supposed to love hate you! Mary Jane couldn't stand you. Gwen probably enjoyed death more than you!"

I could feel the anger rising up in the pit of my heart.

"The greatest joke is that no matter how much you wish for death to be with Gwen, you can't die! And it's one of God's greatest jokes on us instead of you!!!"

I was left in stone cold utter silence. I could feel my vision beginning to turn as red as my outfit.

"What?! No witty comeback?!"

"I'm going to fight you now" was all that left my mouth. And you know what? I meant it. Every. Last. Fucking. Word.

"Oh are you-?" THWIP! I shot one of my web guns, a web flew right over her mouth. The anger immediately flared in her eyes. Next thing I knew she lunged at me, claws out.

She grabbed my head and slammed it several times against the car radio. I grabbed her and gently pushed her against the driver seat. Hey I may be in a fight for my life but I’d still never hurt a woman.

Laura took one of her claws and ran it over the web, cutting it. I really should have taken Fictional Chemistry to understand that admantium is stronger than webs.

“This is ridiculous! I can’t hurt a girl!”

“A girl can hurt you!” She retorted before driving her claws in my lungs.

I kicked her straight thru the windshield of the Odyssey and into the forest in front of us. She simply smirked and dove right back thru. I had to admire her tenacity and endurance.

That admiration was interrupted with the familiar feeling of Adamantium being driven straight thru me, over and over.

She began muttering something in Spanish. Sadly I didn’t have the subtitles on so I couldn’t exactly know what she was saying. My Spanish only goes as far as my name: la piscina de aranas.

I pinned her to the second row seats, which were flattened like my heart was after the dog’s death in John Wick.

Laura simply laughed and kicked me straight thru the roof of the Honda. I landed on the roof with a sickening thud and rolled off, hitting the forest floor.

Laura, ever the tease, looked at me thru the window and gave me a come at me signal. “I am a teenage superhero,” I found myself wondering, “how am I terrified and yet so turned on?”

I pulled out my punch daggers and dived right thru the side window.

We traded blows and slashes. She let out a few huffs and groans. She straddled me and begins driving her claws repeatedly, coating the interior with a lovely shade of my blood.

She paused and looked at me in concern, “is that a Glock in your pocket?!”

“I never keep a Glock in there” I laughed before pulling out another gun, “I keep a Desert Eagle!”

Blam! Blam! I fired off several shots at her, one of which hit her rib and the other hit one of her claws.

“That all you got?” She asked me thru gritted teeth.

I grabbed my web gun and shot off several shots, encasing one of her arms in a giant web. She cut right thru it and lunges at me again. She forced us into the remaining back third row. Yeah the Odyssey has three rows. Three rows of get your freak on.

Next thing I knew Laura was looking at me with those brown eyes of hers. It had a mixture of anger and... Wait what was that? Is that lust?!

Well I guess it was. Because the next thing I knew she was driving her claws into the sides of the seats to my left and my right and then she kissed me full on lip lock with teeth hitting mine lip lock. Holy Stan Lee!

Each little growl that escaped her mouth was like a bit of heaven, a symphony to my ears, and quite possibly a fear of hell.

“I…uhh…” my brain tried to comprehend the exact situation that I was going through. It was something so great and yet so terrifying and couldn’t help it intrigue me even more.

“You talk too much” was her only response before she continued her onslaught of kisses. And boy was she right.

She shoved me down onto the remaining back seat, her lips never leaving mine. I began rubbing little circles into her back as the Honda continued rocking back and forth.

It was night by the time we had worked thru all of our differences…and no we did not go any farther than a PG-13 would allow.

Laura nuzzled me, laying against my chest. We shared a bottle of Coke that we found earlier. I gotta admit, besides the whole trying to kill me thing, I could really see a long partnership with her. Both crime fighting and in private.

“I’m sorry” she whispered. “It’s not your fault. The TVA is just the worst.”

“Yeah” I agreed, “sorry I shot you with a Desert Eagle”

Laura simply smirked and held up the bullet before dropping it on the Honda’s floor. “I’ll help you get back home”

“I’ll make sure you have a home to get back to.” I smiled at her and gave her forehead a little kiss.

“Aww” a new voice broke the silence. Laura and I turned to see Deadpool and Wolverine staring at us from outside the Honda.

“Young love” Deadpool chimed in.

OK, so not exactly how I was expecting this whole date to go, but I gotta say turn out better than I thought it would. And what can I say the Honda Odyssey really fucks.

[viperixsworld]

mutant file (logan howlett x fem!oc)

name: michaela isabella fiore

alias: natura

day of birth: june 22nd, 1968 (32 in X Men 1)

height: 5'6

category: mutant (alpha level)

abilities: chlorokinesis, toxikinesis, toxic immunity, genius

residence: xavier school for gifted youngsters

occupation: doctor and biology teacher

affliction: x-men (since 1990)

state: alive

history

"early life"

Michaela Isabella Fiore, born on 22 June 1968, daughter of Paul and Francesca Fiore in the borough of Brooklyn, New York. Both are children of first-generation Italian immigrants to the United States. Working class, they ran a flower shop in North Brooklyn. Currently retired.

The first mutant gene samples are demonstrated in a biology class during primary school. According to the teacher's reports, during an experiment where students were asked to grow a bean in a beaker, Fiore's plant grew "abnormally". Other school reports state that, during high school, girls who were picking on Michaela reported to the teacher that Fiore had planted manure in her lockers. It was never proven.

Michaela continued her studies and was awarded one of the Xavier Scholarships for Gifted and Talented Youth at New York University, where she graduated with a major in Botanical Biology and Toxicology and a minor in Genetics,where she met Sara Kinney. She later obtained her PhD at Oxford, with a thesis on assisted mutation in various plants for medical purposes.

"xavier school for gifted youngsters and X Men"

Since her doctorate at Oxford in 1990, Michaela Fiore has been a registered biology teacher at Xavier School for gifted youngsters. She is also a member of the X Men team, along with Scott Summer alias Cyclops, Jean Grey alias Marvel Girl, Ororo Munroe alias Storm, Kurt Wagner alias Nightclawer and Hank McCoy alias Beast.

However, Fiore's work is more oriented towards laboratory work and the development of new ways to treat the injured mutants who come to the school.

Some field missions are recorded. Despite little hand-to-hand training, Fiore's skills allow her to get the upper hand in a ranged fight.

During the 2000s, the X Men had several clashes with the notorious ex-terrorist Magneto and his Brotherhood of Mutants. As well as battles against the government against the Mutant Registration Act and the "Mutation Cure". Both Dr. Fiore and Dr. Grey advocated against both of these in Congress.

During this time, new members join the X-Men: Remy LeBeau aka Gambit, Anna Marie aka Rogue, Piotr "Peter" Nikolaievitch Rasputin aka Colossus, Robert Louis "Bobby" Drake aka Ice-Man, Katherine Anne "Kitty" Pryde aka Shadowcat and Logan Howlett aka Wolverine.

...

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ONE SHOTS SET AFTER DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

Currently, the X Men grouping is still unleashed by Scott Summers aka Cyclops, Ororo Munroe aka Storm and Logan Howlett aka Wolverine. Michaela Fiore does not take part in the field missions and shares the position of deputy director with Dr. Jean Grey.

The Sentinel menace was stopped in 1973 by a mutant named Mystique, who saved the president from Magneto.

currently, 2024 (nobody's dead, we're all happy and forgetting the timeline, FUCK TVA)

The school remains the same as it has been all these years, but the threats don't stop. Recently, records came in about a trafficking of mutant children being experimented on by an illegal organisation on the Mexican border.

The X Men are working on it at the moment.

character analysis

Michaela is a kind and optimistic person. Over the years she has gained more experience and control over her powers, which makes her a confident person. At first she was reluctant to be introduced to the X-Men, but her colleagues convinced her.

She spends much of her time in the underground lab at X-Mansion, alongside Jean Grey and, on occasion, Hank McCoy.

Her first encounter with Logan, aka Wolverine, was not a pleasant one. The mutant awoke from his coma (induced by the Professor) altered and confused, so he attacked Michaela and scarred her back with his claws. Michaela, in response, put him to sleep with chloroform, until the Professor arrived.

The two slowly, slowly worked out their differences.

For their personalities clash quite a lot. Logan is a lone wolf, while Michaela is all about teamwork. But according to Cyclops, they're both equally annoying.

Despite appearances, constant bickering and "mutual hatred", there is a pact of respect between the two. They will never say it to each other's faces, but they are very fond of each other. (Everybody knows it, except them).

now some headcannons

The X Men affectionately refer to Michaela as Mickey or Dr. Mickey.

Logan refers to her as "kid".

Mickey refers to him as "old dog".

Mickey wears a necklace with a St. James medal, a legacy from her paternal grandfather Jimmy Fiore.

Mickey doesn't know that Logan's real name is James.

The children shipped their biology teacher and the history teacher (i.e. them).

Michaela was upset after Logan's departure after fighting Magneto.

And when he left again.

And again.

He has commitment issues (no shit).

Apparently he always fixes it when he comes back.

The X Men always party when he comes back, they go to a bar a few miles from the school.

Our girl can't stand alcohol (she's given Logan endless lectures on the problems of alcohol), but on these occasions she has a margarita or two.

Bad idea.

She's a lightweight.

Very funny until she throws up.

Logan always ends up looking after her.

But not without laughing the next morning, delivering her own sermons against her.

Again, children SHIP them.

Bobby tried to lock them in a classroom. It was fun until Logan chased him all over the mansion.

Logan offers to teach Michaela how to fight.

She has improved a lot.

He always ends up in a cold shower.

Sometimes they are found in the kitchen at night, or in the greenhouse or laboratory.

Logan suffers from chronic nightmares, about his past, about Weapon X, PTSD...

Michaela is only used to little or no sleep. She lives in a mansion with hundreds of children, there must always be someone awake.

They do not normally speak at these meetings.

The next morning it's back to normal.

Michaela lives in coffee.

Logan hates coffee.

Logan always makes Michaela coffee.

They will end up together. For sure. But there are bets hanging around.

Even Magneto, in his plastic prison, asks the Professor for updates.

"Any news on...?" "Not that I know of." "For God's sake, Charles! You're a mind reader!"

ONE SHOTS

incoming...

[femboymilkovich]

weekly tag wednesday thursday lol

tagged by the lovely @mybrainismelted @deedala and @vintagelacerosette

How did you get into the fandom? 

funnily enough technically because of my previous hyperfixation with the One Chicago tv series, specifically Chicago Fire actor Taylor Kinney lol. The show was going on a mid season break and I was like well I dont want to blow through what I need to catch up on but I want to wach said actor and I saw he was in 2 eps of s2 of shameless so I watched, laughed my ass off and decided to start it from the beginning immediately. Then became infatuated with gallavich surprise surprise.

How long have you been here?

on this blog, only a couple months, i had a lot of time off of tumblr but originally I joined around 2011 ish i think

What’s the first fandom channel you found? (Youtube, Reddit, Tumblr, Insta, Twitter, FB, other?)

I mean i had been seeing shit pop up in the algorithm on tiktok long before I got hooked, but like probably gallavich scenes on YT

what’s your favourite now? 

tumblr and discord for sure

Which mutual have you known the longest in the fandom?

oooh thats a tie actually! I started interacting with both of them at the same time lol @iansw0rld and @mickittotheman

Which tumblerino’s did you have your first fandom crush(es) on and want to get to know?

@mickittotheman again lmfao theyre such a cutie little bean i love them so much bitesyoubitesyoubitesyou

First Gallavich fan fic you read (or that blew you away that you remember)

screaming at the top of my lungs The Menagerie by @crossmydna

it wasnt the first story i read, but it was the first one that sank its teeth into me and made me absolutely insane. It made me love slow burn, so beautifully balanced, perfectly detailed. Amazing read I can NOT recommend it enough.

First Fan art that blew your mind? 

all fanart blows me away yall are so tallented its fucking insane. but the one that made my brain go brrrrrrrrrrrr was THIS one by Mechy aka @mickittotheman. but also I love @steorie, @doshiart @heymrspatel and @deedala your art always makes me go insane i love you all thank you for blessing my eyeballs

Fanfic trope that you were sure wasn’t for you but now you low key (or high key) love?

slow burn and college/sports AU's also sex worker of varying degree but specifically Headphones Encouraged by @whatthebodygraspsnot

What surprised you most about this fandom?

how fucking nice, and accepting everyone is! entering into a fandom, especially when there is no new canon content was scary but every single person i have come across has been incredibly lovely, and a few of them hold a very dear place in my heart for helping me through my self journey (@transsexual-dandelions looking at you i love you forever)

Moment in the show (or YT vids if you’re one of those) that you fell in hyperfixation with Gallavich?

oh literally instantly mickeys intro and interactions hooked me into their world immediately

Ian or Mickey?

okay first of all how dare you. this is impossible. i refuse

Which Gallagher or Milkovich are you? 

im mickey 100% lmfao love that for me

not tagging more people as im late to this anyway but if you see this and want to then i tagged you okay love you all byeeeeeeeeee

[drekkavac-moving]

love me??? ❤️

POSITIVITY HOUR!!! featuring @chingonaclaws.

we only just started writing together less than 2 weeks ago ... but this is my sister forever and always on tumblr. you're stuck with me unfortunately. LOL! okay okay okay ... now to the positivity!

this is a QUALITY BLOG you guys. like seriously , i'm pretty critical about x - men blogs ... i always have been. and having been such a big fan of laura kinney since seeing her in evolution , i'm even more critical of laura blogs. ( logan is my favorite x - men in case you couldn't tell. ) and when i recently found there blog ... I WAS INSTANTLY IN LOVE. their portrayal is just top notch , and both logan and anya would die for both laura and isabel!

and let me talk about isabela specifically. what an amazing bean! i'm so inspired by the enthusiasm for all the plotting we have been doing. but all that aside ... THEY AUTHENTICALLY CARE!!!! i'm serious , by getting to know her ... you're making a really great friend. luv ya girl! and also HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

[sunflower-emoji]

let it be with you [a sunbird playlist]

A while ago I said I wanted self-ship playlists to become a thing, so now I'm being proactive with my Hawks self-ship playlist. The Sunbird soundtrack features retro vibes, dancing-in-the-kitchen silliness, and a teeny bit of angst for flavor. I've also opted for lyrics instead annotations, because I haven't lyrics!posted since I was 14 and tbh I miss it. Enjoy 😘

1. Dreams (cover) - Japanese Breakfast

Then I open up and see/the person falling here is me/a different way to be

2. Light a Roman Candle With Me - fun.

Oh I know, it goes on, it gets old/but for now/we're young, we smell good, we're alone/so alive

3. Birdhouse in your Soul - They Might be Giants

Not to put too fine a point on it/say I'm the only bee in your bonnet/make a little birdhouse in your soul

4. Moment in the Sun - Sunflower Bean

I don't need money/I don't need to be cool/I'd trade it for a moment in the sun with you

5. I Think We're Alone Now - Tiffany

And so we're running just as fast as we can/holding on to one another's hand/trying to get away into the night

6. Make Me Feel - Janelle Monae

It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender/an emotional sexual bender/mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better

7. I Know a Place - MUNA

Don't you be afraid of love and affection/just lay down your weapon

8. This Side of Paradise - Coyote Theory

You're the ground my feet won't reach/so if you're lonely/darling you're glowing/if you're lonely, come be lonely with me

9. Sax Rohmer # 1 - The Mountain Goats

And I am coming home to you/with my own blood in my mouth/and I am coming home to you/if it's the last thing that I do

10. Don't Carry it All - The Decemberists

Let the yoke fall from our shoulders/don't carry it all, don't carry it all

11. Worry with You - Sleater-Kinney

I had thought there was no place for what I feel/and then I learned/you are the place for what I feel

12. That Man - Caro Emerald

Twisting 'round on a carousel/this speed's too much to stop/one second I'm thinkin' I'm feeling the lust/and then I feel a lot

13. Put Your Head on My Shoulder - Paul Anka

Hold me in your arms, baby/squeeze me oh so tight/show me that you love me too

14. Hey Lover! - Wabie

Love's no problem in my hands/just know I really, really love you/and in your heart I'd be a big man

15. M'lover - Kishi Bashi

Our dangerous liaisons/and clandestine creation myths were fine with me

16. With You - Valerie June

It's a do-si-do/it's a toe-to-toe/plant a money tree/grow a love so free

17. Like Real People Do - Hozier

So I will not ask you where you came from/I would not ask and neither would you/honey just put your sweet lips on my lips

[esoterium]

by request only muses.

// these muses are muses i would love to write but are less popular on the blog! they are now by request only. feel free to send memes or approach for plots, etc! they are always open and ready to go but i will prefer some plotting beforehand and have a little bit of an idea where we are heading out the gate! current partners and threads are good to go as usual. much love!

–THE WALKING DEAD.

name: daryl dixon age: 30+ and timeline dependent sexual preference: straight(ish?) occupation: survivalist, jack of all trades, dog dad faceclaim: norman reedus notes: i’m willing to play all timelines up to the end of season 11. so far, i’ve not watched twd: daryl dixon. i don’t plan to til i find out what happens with carol in it. tbh i’m not interested if they hurt her. lol! so i’ll be divergent with my own canon til then.

name: rick grimes age: 23+ sexual preference: bisexual, mostly curious til plotted occupation: father, husband, former deputy, leader, survivalist faceclaim: andrew lincoln

name: beth greene age: 25+ (prefer to write beth post season 7 and plotted!) sexual preference: straight occupation: former farmer’s daughter, survivor, thief faceclaim: emily kinney notes: heavily divergent. was found by a surgeon of the hospital and taken in. they have remained together since then. she is a thief/nomad who lies on the outskirts of the commonwealth and has yet to be encountered.

–STEPHEN KING'S UNIVERSE.

name: pete moore age: 32+ sexual preference: bisexual occupation: wanted to be an astronaut but became a car salesman faceclaim: timothy olyphant fandom: stephen king's dreamcatcher, derry crossovers welcome!

name: joe 'beaver' clarendon age: 31+ sexual preference: bisexual occupation: the comic relief, the divorced drunk, the seer faceclaim: jason lee fandom: stephen king's dreamcatcher, derry crossovers welcome!

name: stanley "stan" uris age: 12+ sexual preference: bisexual occupation: the birdmad boy, accountant, the one who remembers faceclaim: wyatt oleff, andy bean fandom: stephen king's it, primary muse from it.

–ANNE RICE'S NOVELS.

name: nicolas de lenfent age: appears 21 sexual preference: bisexual occupation: violinist, playwright, mad vampire faceclaim: none

name: santino age: appears 32 sexual preference: bisexual occupation: former coven leader, wanderer faceclaim: none

– GENERAL HORROR.

name: lydia deetz age: 39+ (will only write her in the first era w/ est. partners!) sexual preference: bisexual occupation: photographer faceclaim: winona ryder fandom: beetlejuice (film! see above for musical!)

name: ellison oswalt age: 35+ sexual preference: straight occupation: famous true crime author, currently on a comeback? kinda hated by some. mostly cops. and district attorneys. and most law enforcement. faceclaim: ethan hawke fandom: sinister

name: grace le domas age: 26 sexual preference: straight, bi-curious occupation: former server at a high end restaurant, writer, survivor of a hell of a honeymoon night faceclaim: samara weaving fandom: ready or not

name: timothy price bryce age: 27+ sexual preference: homosexual straight occupation: another vice president of mergers and acquisitions at pierce & pierce faceclaim: justin theroux fandom: american psycho notes: heavily influenced by headcanons. please see rules @traintracked as they are unique to him for extremely important reasons!

name: laurie strode age: 18+ sexual preference: demisexual occupation: babysitter (younger), former headmistress && teacher, writer faceclaim: jamie lee curtis fandom: halloween

– && OTHERS

name: terry bellefleur age: 35+ sexual preference: open minded occupation: retired military, jack of all trades, construction worker faceclaim: todd lowe fandom: true blood

name: elon "eli" spengler (canon but HEAVILY developed damn near oc) age: 35+ / verse dependent sexual preference: demisexual occupation: professor of microbiology and abnormal psychology and brain studies at columbia university, extremely hesitant paranormal researcher, inventor, scientist, environmentalist, wastebuster, former researcher at the cdc. faceclaim: jeff goldblum fandom: ghostbusters notes: my favorite movie of all time. elon is a canon but never truly expanded on twin brother of egon spengler. i'm making them fraternal. elon or eli as he prefers to be called in honor of his grandfather is an absolute paranormal magnent and the reason why egon became so fascinated with the paranormal (and a means of researching it) to begin with. in spite of what was told to their parents and the outside world.

eli was plagued with visits, whispers, dreams and sights of the dead. something he feared, hated and was terrified of. not only because of the nature of what he was seeing and his age. but how their scientifically minded parents and family would view his claims. eli did not go egon's route of understanding. instead. he went the opposite trying to rationalize his fears, visions and hauntings in hopes of the problem 'ceasing to exist'. where one was an outcast (egon), eli was viewed as conforming to the spengler mindframe and fit in with his family.

a guilt he carries now as all his willful ignorance and blind eyes never truly worked (the ghosts? nightmares? everything is still there) and with egon dead? has only worsened. it's with the arrival of an anonymous letter warning him of what is about to pass in new york city than the reclusive spengler has made himself known and extremely reluctantly involved with his brother's former teammates. all of egon's inventions. those that exist and never were are inside of his mind. his brother's research, thoughts, ideas? it's all there. he's just never told anyone.. and who knows what he's willing to give up?

[gerogerigaogaigar]

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Willy And The Poor Boys

After three albums of progressively cleaner tighter production the boys of CCR decided to go and do one more sloppy style. While the main hit Fortunate Son still has the crisp production of their recent output the rest is closer to the swampy slop of their debut. There's a solid amount of funk influence in their blues rock and it makes Willy And The Poor Boys stand out among their discography. There's a solid mix of politically charged and party songs that makes it very emblematic of the CCR style.

Beastie Boys - Licensed To Ill

I've said already how I love the Beastie Boys. I think they are one of the best at their type of flow and on their debut they are probably the most focused they ever were. Now I do think that focus comes at the expense of a fun looseness that permeates their next few albums, but it does mean that all the songs are more fully realized. I imagine that if Brass Monkey or Girls had been on Paul's Boutique instead they would have been a minute long each but here they get to be some of the Beastie Boys most well remembered tracks. Also a totally weird thing to be able to say about a hip hop record but the guitar solo in No Sleep Till Brooklyn rips.

Etta James - At Last!

I've known the name Etta James for a long time but I've never knowingly listened to her until now. Her blend of traditional pop, soul, and rock actually caught me off guard. I wasn't expecting that kind of crossover energy from a female pop singer from 1960. The more rock and doo wop stuff was good but the more traditional pop/soul stuff was amazing. The title track and her version of Stormy Weather especially were amazingly delivered. James' voice is husky and rich, with a lot of toughness and it somehow works most beautifully with the more delicate songs. It gives them a sense of wavering confidence.

The Who - Tommy

On the face of it Tommy is an album about a boy who is stricken deaf, dumb, and blind by childhood trauma, experiences every kind of child abuse imaginable, and finally is cured of his condition only to immediately become an abusive cult leader himself and finally lose all of his followers when they realize he's a fraud. It's a lot and it's densely packed even as a lengthy double album. I find it to be very thematically interesting and, though I won't analyse it here, ideas about the cycle of abuse, a representation or Plato's allegory of the cave, and a condemnation of spiritual guidance in general are just a few of the things that I personally read into the lyrics on Tommy. It's a shockingly intelligent album from the band who once made a fake ad for baked beans. Musically this is also the most complex and mature thing The Who would ever write. Already a talented batch of musicians they show off harder than ever with Pete Townsend proving that he could arrange as well as any classical composer, John Entwistle pulling out the French horn on more than a few tracks, Keith Moon just completely obliteration the drum kit at every chance, and Roger Daltry successfully vocalizing the emotional depth of the story's various characters. As an attempt at real operatic formula it features an overture repeating motifs, and even a few interludes that could be called the rock version of recitative. It's bigger and more dramatic than any Who album before or after. It more than lives up to it's reputation and could stand to be more seriously analysed from a literary standpoint in my opinion.

Sleater-Kinney - Dig Me Out

Coming out towards the end of the riot grrrl scene of the 90s Sleater-Kinney's third album manages to be a little cleaner and more nuanced than their contemporaries but no less angry. They deliver a hard hitting punk adjacent brand of alternative rock that is aware of grunge but is very much doing its own thing. The feminist themes common to the riot grrrl movement are on full display and nuance is out the window. There's no time for nuance when you are raging against the patriarchy and as a bonus Sleater-Kinney are not one of the terfy riot grrrl bands.

T. Rex - Electric Warrior

Electric Warrior is probably the most important release for the glam rock genre. There's this hint of folksiness mixed with a glitzy sheen and those two things are somehow not at odds with each other. The lyrics? Damn this shit is horny. Marc Bolan was exquisite at expressing sleaze without making me feel uncomfortable. There's this combination of cheek and haunting atmosphere that leaves me with the impression that Bolan is singing about fucking to keep something scarier at bay.

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Playlist for Saturday, March 2, 2024

Declan McKenna - "Nothing Works" Doublecamp - "Sweatshirts in the Summer" Vacations - "Off-Season" Fruit Bats - "Rushin' River Valley" Bret McKenzie - "America Goodbye" Death Cab for Cutie - "Little Wanderer" Belle and Sebastian - "Mayfly" Shannon and the Clams - "Bean Fields" Lime Garden - "Pine" Eliza McLamb - "Anything You Want" Kevin Devine - "If I'm Gonna Die Here" Nada Surf - "The Fox" Jimmy Eat World - "Big Casino" Limbeck - "Big Drag" Katy Kirby - "Blue Raspberry" Mary Timony - "Looking for the Sun" Teethe - "On Everything" The Mountain Goats - "From the Nebraska Plant" King of Foxes - "Seven Years" Kevin Morby - "I Have Been to the Mountain" The Get Up Kids - "I'm a Loner Dottie, A Rebel" Sleater-Kinney - "Untidy Creature" Baby in Vain - "I Hate Everything" Laura Jane Grace - "Birds Talk Too" Hurray for the Riff Raff - "Buffalo" Mainland - "Leave the Light On" The Great Book of John - "Brown Frown" xo - b. To download or stream the show, click here! Limbeck @ HVAC Pub, Leap Day 2020

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Below are a list of my muses <3 <3

aayla secura - has memories - star wars- jeanie mason - INTERACTIONS abigail marston - has memories - red dead redemption - phoebe tonkin - INTERACTIONS aesterin blackbeak - has memories - throne of glass - camila mendes - INTERACTIONS claire redfield - has memories - resident evil - amber midthunder - INTERACTIONS cypher - has memories - star wars (oc) - alex tarrant - INTERACTIONS depa billaba - has memories - star wars - priyanka chopra - INTERACTIONS

elain archeron - has memories - acotar - violett beane - INTERACTIONS

hazel levesque - does not have memories - riordanverse - chandler kinney - INTERACTIONS

hera syndulla - does not have memories - star wars - candice patton - INTERACTIONS isabelle lightwood - does not have memories -shadowhunters - cierra ramierez - INTERACTIONS

jaina solo - has memories - star wars - zoey deutch - INTERACTIONS julie molina - has memories- jatp - jenna ortega - INTERACTIONS mary jane watson - has memories- marvel - ashley moore - INTERACTIONS morrigan - has memories - acotar - courtney eaton - INTERACTIONS omega - has memories - star wars - erana james -INTERACTIONS

oriana (Lady of the Autumn Court) - has memories - acotar - jessica parker kennedy - INTERACTIONS

osha aniseya - has memories - star wars - amandla stenberg - INTERACTIONS penelope featherington - has memories - bridgerton - nicola coughlan - INTERACTIONS penelope garcia - has memories - criminal minds - kirsten vangsness - INTERACTIONS pike trickfoot - has memories - critical role - josefine frida pettersen - INTERACTIONS satine kryze - has memories - star wars- natalie dormer - INTERACTIONS susan foreman - has memories - doctor who - natasha liu bordizzo - INTERACTIONS tess - has memories -tlau - moon bloodgood - INTERACTIONS tommy shepard - has memories -marvel - ryan potter - INTERACTIONS toph beifong - has memories -atla - janice wu - INTERACTIONS

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welcome to ivy cove, boo! we can't wait to meet hazel levesque, elain archeron, jaina solo, kamala khan, pike trickfoot and tim drake! please make sure you read through the checklist and send in your account within 24 hours!  

( boo, she/they, 27, est ) woah! was that HAZEL LEVESQUE walking down main street? i heard they’re not actually from ivy cove but come from RIORDANVERSE. they’re TWENTY and live in FULTON PARK but watch out because they can be SELF DOUBTING + HOLD A GRUDGE but are actually LOYAL + COURAGEOUS. despite them NOT HAVING memories, you’ll always think of MESSY HAIR DONT CARE, WARM SMILES AND KIND EYES, ORIGINAL HORSE GIRL AESTHETIC when imagining them. / chandler kinney, she/her

( boo ) woah! was that ELAIN ARCHERON walking down main street? i heard they’re not actually from ivy cove but come from ACOTAR. they’re TWENTY-FIVE and live in RADIAN HILLS but watch out because they can be SELF DESTRUCTIVE + SELF ISOLATING but are actually COMPASSIONATE + CARING. despite them HAVING memories, you’ll always think of PASTEL COLOR PALLET, A SOFT VOICE THAT HIDES A COURAGEOUS HEART,  THE SMELL OF SPRING THAT LINGERS AS SHE WALKS BY when imagining them. / violett beane , she/her

( boo ) woah! was that JAINA SOLO walking down main street? i heard they’re not actually from ivy cove but come from STAR WARS. they’re TWENTY-SEVEN and live in SHOREGRAZE RIDGE but watch out because they can be CRASS + UNRELENTING but are actually CONFIDENT + HONEST. despite them HAVING memories, you’ll always think of THE SMELL OF OIL AND GREESE AFTER A LONGS DAY WORK, A SMILE THAT READS OF MISCHIEF AND FUN, EYES THAT SHOW A PAIN THAT NEVER GOES AWAY, CALLOUSED HANDS AND BATTLE SCARS  when imagining them. / alicia vikander, she/her

( boo) woah! was that KAMALA KHAN walking down main street? i heard they’re not actually from ivy cove but come from MARVEL. they’re TWENTY and live in RADIAN HILLS but watch out because they can be OVER TALKER + NERVOUS but are actually FUNNY + GOOD HEARTED. despite them NOT HAVING memories, you’ll always think of BRIGHT COLORS MODELED AFTER THEIR IDOL, THE SPARK OF INFECTIOUS JOY, SUPERHERO TSHIRTS AND COMFY PANTS, when imagining them. / iman vellani , she/her

( boo ) woah! was that PIKE TRICKFOOT walking down main street? i heard they’re not actually from ivy cove but come from CRITICAL ROLE. they’re THIRTY and live in FULTON PARK but watch out because they can be IMPULSIVE + RECKLESS but are actually HOPEFUL + CARING. despite them HAVING memories, you’ll always think of THE SOUND OF METAL CLANKING AGAINST METAL IN THE DISTANCE, PUSHED BACK PONY TAIL THAT REVEALS A NARLY SCAR, THE SMELL OF A BRIGHT SUMMERS DAY THAT LINGERS WHEN SHE WALKS,   when imagining them. / josefine frida pettersen, she/her

( boo ) woah! was that TIM DRAKE walking down main street? i heard they’re not actually from ivy cove but come from DC. they’re TWENTY-FOUR and live in GLEN OAKS HEIGHTS  but watch out because they can be SARCASTIC + KNOW IT ALL but are actually SKILLED + RESOURCEFUL. despite them NOT HAVING memories, you’ll always think of LEATHER JACKETS AND RUNNING SHOES, MUSIC BLARING, SCARRED HANDS AND A SCARRED BODY, A LOOK OF SOMEONE DESPERATE TO PROVE THEMSELVES when imagining them. / sang heon lee, he/him

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Mr Bean Could Kill Superman

by dinksenheimer When Mr. Bean's actor, Rowan Atkinson, was asked if he would ever make a movie titled "Superman Vs. Mr. Bean", he said no. When asked to elaborate on his answer, Atkinson famously responded: "Superman could kill Mr. Bean very easily." Now, other than the fact that this was a fake post I found on Instagram and Atkinson never actually said this, it did get me thinking... This seems like satire, but it's 90% serious. This is a transcription of Alex Lennen's video "Mr Bean Could Kill Superman". Please go watch the video and support him at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWMDMTaUT4&ab_channel=alexlennen Words: 278, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Home Alone (Movies), Dragon Ball, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), Popeye - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, SCP Foundation, Mr. Bean (TV 1990) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Other Characters: Mr. Bean (Mr. Bean), Kal-L | Superman (Superman: Red Son), Batman, Kevin McCallister, Son Goku (Dragon Ball), Wario (Nintendo), Popeye - Character, The rat from Avengers Endgame, Manny Heffley, 1 Billion Lions, The Sun, SCP-3812 (SCP Foundation), Rowan Atkinson via https://ift.tt/KGq7lUZ

[scentedinksandwhackedseals]

For the Soft asks!

What reminds you of home? (Doesn’t mean house, just things that remind you of the feeling of home)

Morning afternoon or night?

Favourite piece of clothing?

Favourite feel good show?

ahhh thank you for the ask!

i was having a hard time with the first one but i think maybe music, specifically boygenius, specifically the ep because my dad introduced me to them in 2018 and they’re so important to me and my identity. also other music that my parents and i like, like margaret galaspy, sleater kinney, courtney barnett, etc. also phoebe’s cover of so much wine because my dad used to sing that song to me as a lullaby when i was little

i’d say afternoon because i’m bad at getting up early when i don’t have to and even though i’m a night owl the dark makes me sad. in the afternoon there’s still some of the day left and it’s nice

fav piece of clothing would have to be the julien baker shirt that i wore to her concert in 2021. it’s the shirt with her dog, beans, on it and flowers and it’s just so cute and beautiful. it has a color combination i really like, blueish purple and yellow

i don’t watch a lot of shows but i love studio ghibli movies. so this isn’t really an answer but since i don’t have a feel good show: my neighbor totoro or kiki’s delivery service.

[hufflepuffobsessedwithmarvel]

MY FAME OCs (Book 1)

So I have three fame books that are in progress. The first one is called Brooklyn. It focuses on five OCs. There is Venus Peters, FC is Grace Van Dien. She is the ex fiancee of Harry Styles. She is an actress that is mostly known for her role as Chrissy Cunningham in Stranger Things and Andromeda "Andy" Jackson in the Percy Jackson film series. Her love interest is Florence Pugh. Her four best friends are Ava Sinclair (FC is Madisyn Menchaca), Bianca (FC is Alyah Chanelle Scott), Dixie Hart (FC is Madelyn Cline), and Hailee Bean (FC is Renee Rapp). Ava is an actress, known for her role as Ava Montgomery in Stranger Things and her oscar-winning film role as Isabella Hale in Everlasting. Her love interest is Chandler Kinney. Bianca is known for her role as June in Hunger Games and Gia Bennett in Euphoria. Her love interest is Tom Holland. Dixie Hart is known for her Grammy-nominated EP, Promises, Promises. She is also known for her role as Thea Odinsdottir in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Her love interest is Sabrina Carpenter. Last but not least, there is Hailee Bean. She goes by her middle name, Bean. Her parents are Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively but she chooses to go by her middle name. She is known for for many roles. She plays Alex Wheeler in Stranger Things and Alice Lupin in the Marauders film series. She is also Rachel Berry in Glee and Regina George in the movie musical adaptation of Mean Girls. Her love interest is Joe Keery.

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Gabby being the most adorable x-men part 14

My other Gabby being adorable posts:

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13

[dear-indies]

hello! i just wanted to start off with saying i absolutely adore your blog And all the hard work you do. I was wondering if you'd share your favorite male faceclaims between 35-40? please and thank you!

All have resources at time of posting!

Sam Heughan (1980)

David Gandy (1980)

Ben Whishaw (1980) - gay.

JD Pardo (1980) Argentinean / Salvadorian.

Luke Macfarlane (1980) - gay.

Michael Galante (1981) Filipino / Italian.

Brandon Jay McLaren (1981) Afro-Grenadian / Afro-Trinidadian.

Ricky Whittle (1981) Afro-Jamaican / English.

Rami Malek (1981) 87.5% Egyptian 12.5% Greek.

Boyd Holbrook (1981)

Thomas Beaudoin (1981)

Colin O'Donoghue (1981)

Matt Ryan (1981)

Robert Buckley (1981)

Sunny Suwanmethano (1981) Thai, Singaporean, and White.

Dan Jeannotte (1981)

Justin Rain (1981) Plains Cree.

Taylor Kinney (1981)

Fawad Khan (1981) Pathan Pakistani.

Tom Payne (1982)

Tony Yang (1982) Taiwanese.

Elyas M’Barek (1982) Tunisian / Austrian.

Kieran Culkin (1982)

Yusuf Gatewood (1982) African-American.

Arthur Darvill (1982)

Derek Mio (1982) Japanese.

Sam Adegoke (1982) Nigerian.

Davood Ghadami (1982) Iranian.

Malcolm Goodwin (1982) Black Canadian.

Alberto Guerra (1982) Cuban.

Hyun Bin (1982) Korean.

Mahesh Jadu (1982) Bihari, Gorakhpuri and Kashmiri Indo-Mauritian.

Daveed Diggs (1982) African-American / Ashkenazi Jewish.

Steven Yeun (1983) Korean.

Manish Dayal (1983) Indian.

Richard Rankin (1983)

Noah Mills (1983)

Kıvanç Tatlıtuğ (1983) Turkish.

Gao Weiguang (1983) Chinese.

Lamorne Morris (1983) African-American.

Matteo Martari (1983)

Aaron Tveit (1983)

Marwan Kenzari (1983) Tunisian.

Ed Skrein (1983) Ashkenazi Jewish / possibly English.

Alex Blue Davis (1983) - trans.

Iko Uwais (1983) Betawi.

Brian Michael Smith (1983) African-American - trans. 

Wilson Bethel (1984) Ashkenazi Jewish (maternal grandmother), English, possibly Welsh.

Sacha Dhawan (1984) Punjabi Indian.

Andy Bean (1984)

Zahid Ahmed (1984) Pakistani.

Charles Michael Davis (1984) African-American / Filipino.

Max Riemelt (1984)

Uli Latukefu (1984) Tongan.

Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman (1984) Black Canadian - gay

Clayton Cardenas (1985) Mexican, Filipino.

Alex Meraz (1985) Purépecha Mexican.

Tatanka Means (1985) Oglala Lakota Sioux, Yankton Dakota Sioux, Navajo, and Omaha.

Lasarus Ratuere (1985) Fijian, Torres Strait Islander, and Unspecified Aboriginal Australian.

Sinqua Walls (1985) Afro-Jamaican, French, Unspecified Native American, possibly other.

Cooper Andrews (1985) Samoan / Ashkenazi Jewish.

Martin Sensmeier (1985) Tlingit, Koyukon, Eyak, German, Irish.

Brant Daugherty (1985)

Rahul Kohli (1985) Punjabi Indian - he/they.

Michael Trevino (1985) Mexican.

Here ya go, if you don't mind people with no resources feel free to send another ask!